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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Powershift posted:

*starts researching paintball gun regulations on local lakes, and used canoes that have vaguely battleship-like hull shapes*

My parents were looking to buy a cottage at one time, and that was the idea going through the heads of my brothers and I, minus the paintball guns.
Get some beat rear end canoes, reinforce, and put pokey things on the front.

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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


wesleywillis posted:

My parents were looking to buy a cottage at one time, and that was the idea going through the heads of my brothers and I, minus the paintball guns.
Get some beat rear end canoes, reinforce, and put pokey things on the front.

Sounds like a good way to rupture a spleen.

https://i.imgur.com/wvu1oeY.mp4

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

wesleywillis posted:

That reminds me of this, I want to do that poo poo but its another expensive hobby...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnKhW2_X5Bg

some youtuber posted:

In 200 years some archaeologist is going to find half a million ball bearings in that pond/lake and wonder how the hell they got there....

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

InitialDave posted:

Does your cat normally miss the arrestor cable when landing?
:laffo:

...and now I'm wishing I had a picture of the deer stand that's a pop-up camper perched on top of a silo in northern Wisconsin.

Me: You think he ever shot a deer from up there?

Friend who's from around there: I think he's shot deer from his plane.

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Powershift posted:



And NOW i'm checking auction prices for used scissor lifts, gently caress

when the trailers a rockin dont come a knockin, and in fact, you'd better run

because no one cared to consult a professional and this things gonna tip over in strong wind

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Powershift posted:

Sounds like a good way to rupture a spleen.

https://i.imgur.com/wvu1oeY.mp4

Well, canoes are typically longer than Kayaks, and there were going to be *some* rules involved, like sit in back of canoe, no T boning behind the mid way point of the canoe etc.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


AT that point why not just put a stack of hay on the front of the canoe and just give each player a bow and flaming arrows.

Call it an Irish viking wake

Powershift fucked around with this message at 01:43 on May 7, 2019

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


1988 Bertone Genesis.

quote:

It was powered by the same 455 bhp (339 kW) 5.2 L V12 engine found in the Lamborghini Countach Quattrovalvole

:fap:











RWD V12 spacewagon :whatup:

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Sad what happened to Bertone.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Colostomy Bag posted:

Sad what happened to Bertone.

Don't worry, someone is still copying their homework.


Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




Olympic Mathlete posted:

1988 Bertone Genesis.


:fap:











RWD V12 spacewagon :whatup:

Inject it into my loving veins :black101:. That's awesome.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Colostomy Bag posted:

Sad what happened to Bertone.

You ain't kidding...

Bertone appreciation post:























Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:


This one always fascinated me as a kid.

If only they could have more Lambo designs...

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Olympic Mathlete posted:

1988 Bertone Genesis.


:fap:











RWD V12 spacewagon :whatup:

The dream.

Don Lapre
Mar 28, 2001

If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

Olympic Mathlete posted:

You ain't kidding...

Bertone appreciation post:

























Saw the 2nd one IRL in Nashville at a show a couple years back.

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Possibly the best looking car ever.

Don Lapre posted:

Saw the 2nd one IRL in Nashville at a show a couple years back.

That show at The Frist owned bones. I'm an awful person and still haven't gotten to the Lane Motor Museum, I really need to rectify that...

Don Lapre
Mar 28, 2001

If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

Nuevo posted:

Possibly the best looking car ever.


That show at The Frist owned bones. I'm an awful person and still haven't gotten to the Lane Motor Museum, I really need to rectify that...

Do the basement tour. You must do the basement tour.

Also lane motor museum brings cars to cars and coffee often. Crazy seeing a brand new Honda jdm s660 driving around or a VW xl1.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

Colostomy Bag posted:

This one always fascinated me as a kid.

If only they could have more Lambo designs...

I'm pretty sure I copied this exact model for a car in Shadowrun 20+ years ago.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007



Why don't any cars have doors like this? They're perfect.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Most minivans have sliding doors.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


I mean cool cars.

F4rt5
May 20, 2006

KillHour posted:

Why don't any cars have doors like this? They're perfect.

"Ow! My knee!" - 6'5" me, every time I climb in.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


JazzmasterCurious posted:

"Ow! My knee!" - 6'5" me, every time I climb in.

I'm 5'8ish and my knees hurt looking at that

tuo
Jun 17, 2016


First time I see this thing, and I'm not even a big Opel-fan: it's awesome

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Nuevo posted:

Possibly the best looking car ever.


Yes, the Miura ranks up easy in the top 5 of best looking cars of all time.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


tuo posted:

First time I see this thing, and I'm not even a big Opel-fan: it's awesome

Bertone were the first to do the lights from the bumper to the a-pillar thing that's now everywhere. Also if you squint your eyes it's basically the Mk1 Ford Focus that came out 2 years after this concept was shown.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Olympic Mathlete posted:

Bertone were the first to do the lights from the bumper to the a-pillar thing that's now everywhere. Also if you squint your eyes it's basically the Mk1 Ford Focus that came out 2 years after this concept was shown.

It's a very inspiring design, yeah, and looking at it makes me think about so many current cars. The lights also reminded me about the first Mercedes Maybach, which IIRC had wood trim or whatever running from the front lights to the a-pillar. That design from Bertone is just super awesome.

drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.

Don Lapre posted:

Do the basement tour. You must do the basement tour.

Also lane motor museum brings cars to cars and coffee often. Crazy seeing a brand new Honda jdm s660 driving around or a VW xl1.

It’s one of the very best car collections in the world. If you live locally you should join as a member. They might even let you drive something one day.

Don Lapre
Mar 28, 2001

If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

drgitlin posted:

It’s one of the very best car collections in the world. If you live locally you should join as a member. They might even let you drive something one day.

Yea, not close enough in town anymore to make it worthwhile. I remember before i knew about it driving through green hills and seeing a loving evo 5 TM just parked out in front of a house like WTF.

Mr-Spain
Aug 27, 2003

Bullshit... you can be mine.


Facebook Ranger group.

Faster Blaster
Feb 6, 2010

Mr-Spain posted:



Facebook Ranger group.

I thought this was the terrible thread for a minute and was like, "Oh, c'mon, that's just funny."

Mr-Spain
Aug 27, 2003

Bullshit... you can be mine.

Faster Blaster posted:

I thought this was the terrible thread for a minute and was like, "Oh, c'mon, that's just funny."

I'm not sure if it's owned by a hipster with a sense of humor or what. I have zero details. But lol it rules.

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

Mr-Spain posted:

I'm not sure if it's owned by a hipster with a sense of humor or what. I have zero details. But lol it rules.

It was inspired by this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TIcbYVlIkQ

I follow the C10 owner on Instagram, he shared that Ranger at one point.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
Awesome car shits
https://i.imgur.com/JT1Ul1T.gifv

Ygolonac
Nov 26, 2007

pre:
*************
CLUTCH  NIXON
*************

The Hero We Need

Olympic Mathlete posted:

You ain't kidding...

Bertone appreciation post:



























BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Olympic Mathlete posted:

1988 Bertone Genesis.


:fap:











RWD V12 spacewagon :whatup:

This is straight up 90s futuristic Hot Wheels design & I love it

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012


Moooommm, the P4 is humping the Sentra again!

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

That Opel Bertone Slalom concept looks like a better version of the 2019 Mazda 3

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SlowBloke
Aug 14, 2017

KillHour posted:

Why don't any cars have doors like this? They're perfect.



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peugeot_1007

Please ignore the kitchenaid engine strapped to a heavy auto, making it slower than a moped.

SlowBloke fucked around with this message at 15:21 on May 11, 2019

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