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finally a prequel that tells the story of jesus's youth where he was the youngest ever first cohort centurion and slew over a thousand men maybe a trip to rome where he suddenly saw the value of representative democracy and a strong executive. spends some time guarding an important money-changer reinterpreting his overturning of the tables in the temple to an issue with "how" instead of "why:" 'this isn't the most efficient method', he shouted, 'you'll anger the holy market!'
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/\ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDCjIjsZp_Y Robocop is still the best resurrection story.
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We all knew Jesus was gonna die at the end, but this sequel series "Better Call
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:JESUS: A Zac Snyder cinematic universe It’s actually the judeo-christian cinematic universe or jccu
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DONT THREAD ON ME posted:It’s actually the judeo-christian cinematic universe or jccu *Pilate, to Jesus:* Do you bleed? You will.
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"What would Jesus do?!" *music stops, close up shot of John the Baptist* "... he'd get the job done." *screen goes black, sound of shotgun racking, words appear on screen* This summer... the other cheek... has been turned. Resurrection this film has not yet been rated
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imo using a cgi meryl streep to play mary after she died filming the birth of christ was in poor taste and they should have had mary simply die in childbirth
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May 8, 2019 19:40
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and im sorry but it’s the three wise MEN, not the three wise women of color !!
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May 8, 2019 19:42
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Do you think Jesus ever said the N word it's a distinct possibility since he probably spoke latin
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Do you think Jesus ever said the N word he was black so it was ok
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Do you think Jesus ever said the N word He says it like a million times in the Chinese dubbed version. He's constantly pointing at random things and saying it.
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the original sin was actually adam saying the n-word, and that's why jesus had to die so no i don't think he "said the n-word"
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anyhow back in those days the word you werent supposed to say was the j-word (jehovah)
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Do you think Jesus ever said the N word Nubian?
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RaySmuckles posted:finally a prequel that tells the story of jesus's youth where he was the youngest ever first cohort centurion and slew over a thousand men https://i.imgur.com/vNhbTQO.gifv  for graphic jesus-ing
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Do you think Jesus ever said the N word I have it on good authority (god) that in the beginning was the n word.
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Mooey Cow posted:I have it on good authority (god) that in the beginning was the n word. nothingness
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Star Wars: The Curse of Ham
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naem posted:https://i.imgur.com/vNhbTQO.gifv Holy poo poo!
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Vim Fuego posted:Jesus Christ! There, fixed that for you.
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A friend needs to know if Snoke's hog was proportional to the rest of his body, and if it was also scarred and gnarled as well. Thanks!
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jimmyjams posted:The Passion of the Christ Prequel Trilogy not exactly https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2018/01/mel-gibson-passion-of-the-christ-sequel-jim-caviezel
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:not exactly i always believed we would get potc5: beyond yhvh
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they thought they killed him *image of crucifixion* but they were wrong *boulder rolling away from cave entrence* this summer... *sound of pump action* forget heaven on earth *sound of door kicking open, group of roman nobles look up from table in horror* this is gonna be hell *black screen, gunshots*
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DONT THREAD ON ME posted:as bad as the prequels were, at least they had some imagination. the non-lucas star wars movies are more competent as films but 100% focus grouped garbage otherwise. "An alien who owns a 1950s diner?? I love these movies, they're so imaginative!!" C3po and r2d2 are in these fuckin movies dude couldn't even imagine some new robots
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QuarkJets posted:"An alien who owns a 1950s diner?? I love these movies, they're so imaginative!!" I think they could have pulled off that diner scene if they'd put a little more thought and effort into building it up some. Maybe make the owner be Jar Jar to tie him in more and give him and it more of a sense of emphasis in the universe (gotta get to know people to get those votes for being in the Senate later!) Also the Diner could be called "Eetsa Greasa!" and have Jar Jar cakes as their special. As established characters, to add weight, when Jar Jar isn't around, R2D2 and CP3O should be asking 'Where's Jar Jar"
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QuarkJets posted:"An alien who owns a 1950s diner?? I love these movies, they're so imaginative!!" George Lucas made American Graffiti, and he will continue to make American Graffiti until he perfects its final form.
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Big Beef City posted:I think they could have pulled off that diner scene if they'd put a little more thought and effort into building it up some. Sadly, Jar Jar had to leave. His planet needed him.
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May 9, 2019 01:31
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Is the sequel trilogy about the story of islam?
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Bogus Adventure posted:Sadly, Jar Jar had to leave. His planet needed him. Update: Jar Jar died on the way to his planet.
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Big Beef City posted:I think they could have pulled off that diner scene if they'd put a little more thought and effort into building it up some. When are they gonna get to the Death Star?? *starts sobbing *
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fart fart stinks
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Tythas posted:Is the sequel trilogy about the story of islam? i don't know, but i slam on the sequel trilogy something fierce
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I would have liked jar jar a lot more if he wore a jean jacket and shades and rode around on a skateboard while telling the jedi that they're squares
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QuarkJets posted:I would have liked jar jar a lot more if he wore a jean jacket and shades and rode around on a skateboard while telling the jedi that they're squares “Always be recyclin! To the extremosta yeah!”
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oh gently caress what if there was like a Jar Jar Ninja Turtles mashup? Qui-Gon can be Splinter, Queen Padme is April, a team of Jar Jar Binkses swimming through the sewers getting into hijinx and then the Emperor shows up in the technodrome
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jar jar, but he smokes "space weed"
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