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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

William Bear posted:

What would even be included in articles of impeachment? Trump has done so many things that would arguably merit impeachment, but would Democrats want to build a wide-ranging case, or work on just the counts they feel are strongest?

Obstruction of justice, emoluments

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

TMMadman posted:

lmao yeah

and still acting chief of staff

and head of the omb too still I think

how many donuts did this guy bring to coup them all

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

TMMadman posted:

How about the fact that he has been identified as Individual 1, an unnamed co-conspirator to Michael Cohen for in a case involving massive violations of federal election law.

That would definitely be in any articles of impeachment. That, obstruction of justice as outlined by Mueller and violation of the Emoluments Clause seem strongest, unless I missed something.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015


My credit score is really high and my CCs still have mid-20% interest rates except for one that has 17%.

Thanks for reading my post.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

William Bear posted:

He didn't return to his old job of selling beer?

Seriously one of the best Trump put-downs ever.

what the gently caress does that even mean? is that some old colloquialism that I've never heard of? Does he look like the guy behind the counter at a six pack store near where Trump lives? I'm all for making GBS threads on these endless war fucks but calling him a beer salesman was weird even by trump standards.


^^^^^^i dont think ive ever had a credit card with 15% interest

Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

ahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

The only thing stranger than foot fetishists are the people that apparently lose their absolute loving minds over the idea of seeing a foot or having one bump into them

Let me tell u where ur hands have been

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

lmao he just listed his HS English class

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Good soup! posted:

source your quotes bitch

Uh the loving Bible that show is trash

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

red coast base was actually aiming at trump

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Gripweed posted:

Is that supposed to be shredded cheese coming out the top?

It looks like french fries

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



euphronius posted:

lmao he just listed his HS English class

i knew he was short but i didn't realize he was in the 9th grade

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Inspector Hound posted:

Uh the loving Bible that show is trash

drat...........imagine having an opinion this bad

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Good soup! posted:

drat...........imagine having an opinion this bad

It's p hellish

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



That $700 “investment” is gonna get me a lot more than a fuckin’ Xbone and some games

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
D░♢░N░U░T░C░♢░U░P (ぱ岡飲運タ若縁ャヤ)

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

https://twitter.com/kristenclarkejd/status/1126489498408194059

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

The Nastier Nate posted:

what the gently caress does that even mean? is that some old colloquialism that I've never heard of? Does he look like the guy behind the counter at a six pack store near where Trump lives? I'm all for making GBS threads on these endless war fucks but calling him a beer salesman was weird even by trump standards.


^^^^^^i dont think ive ever had a credit card with 15% interest

nah, he means like a beer rep that would come to restaurants to get them to sell the rep's beer

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!

Reality Winter posted:

It looks like french fries

yeah. I can't think of any other long yellow things that would be in a burrito, so I guess dude draws shredded cheese like french fries

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Gripweed posted:

Is that supposed to be shredded cheese coming out the top?

Fries of course

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Are most Delta employees college sophomores

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

The Nastier Nate posted:

what the gently caress does that even mean? is that some old colloquialism that I've never heard of? Does he look like the guy behind the counter at a six pack store near where Trump lives? I'm all for making GBS threads on these endless war fucks but calling him a beer salesman was weird even by trump standards.


^^^^^^i dont think ive ever had a credit card with 15% interest

My interpretation of Trump's "beer salesman" putdown was that McMaster looks like a door-to-door traveling beer salesman. I can just imagine him walking from building to building, carrying his samples in the pockets of his shabby, ill-fitting suit, large forehead dripping with sweat...

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

this is like locking someone up for life for having the wrong console during the 5th generation console wars (N64)

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Donut Coup....effective!

https://twitter.com/CZ/status/935177171697586181

https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/935161154137219073

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

https://twitter.com/TheGameSheet/status/1126478771710844928

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

The Nastier Nate posted:

^^^^^^i dont think ive ever had a credit card with 15% interest

I don't think anyone has.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

"I feel like we need a war with Iran...! War with Iran...! War with..."

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Delta influencer here, did you know you could save $700 and buy yourself something nice by fellating your corporate overlords??

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!

I don't understand

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Destroy My Sweater posted:



PETE: Healthcare? The only health I care about is my own.

YOU: . . .

PETE: You're new around here so I'll let it slide. Listen: your HEV suit should keep you safe for now. You can find MEDKITS and HEALTH STATIONS in the field - if you're lucky. In the meantime, take these.

[YOU RECEIVED 5 STIM PACKS]

PETE: Remember, you can access your inventory at any time by pressing ESC. Now get out of my face.

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!



:syoon: and one day I'll wear the boots! :syoon:

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Go on.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Gripweed posted:

I don't understand

looks like a california burrito fam

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

docbeard posted:

I don't think anyone has.

I've got 3 of them. Well, technically 2 since one is currently at 15.24%

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

pathetic little tramp posted:

i love that every article that talks about this guy is like "one of the high-minded intellectuals of the right" when you can just post this tweet:

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1126185463226687488

followed by

"INTELLECTUAL??? PFFFFHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA" for like, 14 paragraphs

To kill a mockingbird? Lololol

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
https://twitter.com/rachelvscott/status/1126310635631984642

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

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Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

love to joke about murder

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