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bulletsponge13 posted:I'll test this.
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We went to the zoo yesterday and they have giraffe feeding where you pay $3 they give you some romaine and you hand it over to a giraffe. I asked all the underpaid 20-somethings if they were soft and the answer from 6 different people was "no we aren't allowed to pet them" which is absolutely a lie and we all know it.
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May 11, 2019 11:44
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Splicer posted:Snake? Ocelot would have LOVED that. 
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May 11, 2019 13:27
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Len posted:We went to the zoo yesterday and they have giraffe feeding where you pay $3 they give you some romaine and you hand it over to a giraffe. Look buddy, they don’t even let ME gently caress the giraffes
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May 11, 2019 15:38
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You can try if you have a stool though, it's a hedgehog that can't be buggered at all.
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May 11, 2019 17:49
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Frink!
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May 11, 2019 20:02
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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:Look buddy, they don’t even let ME gently caress the giraffes My sister-in-law is terrified of giraffes for some reason. Also, they’re statistically the gayest mammals. Jurgan has a new favorite as of 05:11 on May 12, 2019 |
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May 11, 2019 20:44
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Jurgan posted:My sister-in-lawnis terrified of giraffes for some reason. Also, they’re statistically the gayest mammals. I've heard of deep throating, but this is ridiculous!
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May 11, 2019 21:12
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Seriously - the majority of penetrative copulations in the wild are male on male. Science!
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May 11, 2019 22:00
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It's not gay if you're just following your animal hormones!
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May 11, 2019 22:37
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There is no way in hell that people who have an opportunity to pet an exotic animal like that, don't. My wife took me to a wolf sanctuary. After talking about volunteer opportunities, they asked for questions- "How long do I need to volunteer to pet a wolf?" "You can't. No one is allowed to pet them." Later, after the tour, I asked my tour guide. "Five years. Aftet five years, you can get close enough to pet them."
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May 11, 2019 22:42
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bulletsponge13 posted:There is no way in hell that people who have an opportunity to pet an exotic animal like that, don't. Seriously. Am I really supposed to believe that these underpaid early 20somethings don't pet the giraffe faces? These animals come up to a balcony and get hand fed lettuce for multiple two hour blocks of time daily and I'm supposed to buy "they're afraid of their faces being touched so we don't touch them" Fuckin liars
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May 11, 2019 22:50
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BioEnchanted posted:You can try if you have a stool though, it's a hedgehog that can't be buggered at all. Uhhhhhhhhh are you even English?
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May 11, 2019 23:36
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Jerry Cotton posted:Uhhhhhhhhh are you even English? Terry Pratchett was 
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And that tour guide's name was...
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May 13, 2019 13:17
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Cross posting
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May 18, 2019 20:21
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Why do people fake these Just loving why
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May 18, 2019 20:55
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I think it's like a damsel in distress inverse where you imagine yourself being 'rescued' socially by having other people argue your needs or perspectives on your behalf. It's being socially aware enough to know people aren't psychic and can't intuit your feelings but being socially retarded enough you don't want to have to talk to other people about them. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 19, 2019 02:11
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Jesus christ the "other people constantly say bad things about
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May 19, 2019 10:21
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NtotheTC posted:Jesus christ the "other people constantly say bad things about The Trump threads are over in C-SPAM.
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May 19, 2019 11:31
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I appreciate that every response to that tweet, at least for as far as I scrolled down, was a variation on "this is fake as gently caress" and/or "you're a man-baby"
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May 19, 2019 12:20
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Antivehicular posted:I appreciate that every response to that tweet, at least for as far as I scrolled down, was a variation on "this is fake as gently caress" and/or "you're a man-baby" When I first posted it they were "you need to go get that girl back" glad Twitter wised up
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May 19, 2019 12:35
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Stoatbringer posted:The Trump threads are over in C-SPAM. I'm not sure I follow the implication but I appreciate the headsup I'll avoid C-SPAM  "I went and asked if they had any copies of *googles for smart people books" A Brief History of Time" NtotheTC has a new favorite as of 12:39 on May 19, 2019 |
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May 19, 2019 12:37
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Not buying it, she didn't marry the manager at the end.
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May 19, 2019 12:51
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Looks like you've been had by a troll post my friends
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May 19, 2019 13:05
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I don't bother to attempt to tell the difference any more
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May 19, 2019 13:32
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NtotheTC posted:I'm not sure I follow the implication but I appreciate the headsup I'll avoid C-SPAM “I casually recited a four hour long play. Also I got a guy arrested for ‘racism.’”
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May 19, 2019 15:26
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NtotheTC posted:I'm not sure I follow the implication but I appreciate the headsup I'll avoid C-SPAM This one screams parody to me
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May 19, 2019 16:24
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Jurgan posted:“I casually recited a four hour long play. Also I got a guy arrested for ‘racism.’” She didn't get him arrested; she knew he needed a new job.
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May 19, 2019 16:26
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NtotheTC posted:I'm not sure I follow the implication but I appreciate the headsup I'll avoid C-SPAM I really want to see the comments on this
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May 19, 2019 17:26
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Sneaksie Taffer posted:She didn't get him arrested; she knew he needed a new job.
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SilkyP posted:This one screams parody to me Think so?
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I really want to see the comments on this Like a Colossus, and we petty white men Walk under her huge legs and peep about To find ourselves dishonourable jobs. whoops wrong Shakespeare play
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May 19, 2019 23:33
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Sneaksie Taffer posted:She didn't get him arrested; she knew he needed a new job. A+
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May 21, 2019 02:48
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Antivehicular posted:I appreciate that every response to that tweet, at least for as far as I scrolled down, was a variation on "this is fake as gently caress" and/or "you're a man-baby" And it's deleted!
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May 21, 2019 03:18
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Sneaksie Taffer posted:She didn't get him arrested; she knew he needed a new job. 
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May 21, 2019 10:57
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Sneaksie Taffer posted:She didn't get him arrested; she knew he needed a new job. I was trying to come up with something like this, but yours is wittier than what I would have said.
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orange sky posted:I don't get it She didn’t get him arrested BECAUSE she knew he needed a new job
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Oh god I just got it. Took me a while, for a moment I thought it was some Shakespeare reference
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