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hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003
yeah the helium thing is a lol

airgas is force majeure'ing helium tank rentals unless you purchase x amount per year, and it won't be long until they just stop renting it

not that there's a lot of people welding aluminum or whatever else helium is the only gas and renting it from airgas but still a hefty lol that the gop wanted to burn up the national reserve to own the libs

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Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Taintrunner posted:



please don't guillotine me bro c'mon

What the gently caress is wrong with his face?

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

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He looks like Ozzy lmao

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Judakel posted:

What the gently caress is wrong with his face?

I dunno man you tell me

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Helium most abundant element in the universe bing bong so simple

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Wasn't there a big deal being raised about helium-3 on the moon a few years ago? Or did my mind just stroke off for a while.

izagoof
Feb 14, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Judakel posted:

What the gently caress is wrong with his face?

serious case of tom clancy face which means always wearing sunglasses

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Wasn't there a big deal being raised about helium-3 on the moon a few years ago? Or did my mind just stroke off for a while.

No thats still a thing, but helium 3 is especially valuable for some potential fusion reactor designs so that stuff would be earmarked pretty fast

also I can't imagine it moon mining would be energy positive

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

also I can't imagine it moon mining would be energy positive

Or cheap.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD
I still haven't heard a good explanation of why Uber is so unprofitable. The drivers front all the vehicle costs so what do they have for overhead other than servers and accompanying computer janitors?

Kung Food fucked around with this message at 07:28 on May 12, 2019

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

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Kung Food posted:

I still haven't heard a good explanation of why Uber is so unprofitable. The drivers front all the vehicle costs so what do they have for overhead other than servers and accompanying computer janitors?

Have you ever seen how low the fares are? There's no room for profit, and the reason it's so low is to choke out competitors that are trying to do the same tactic.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Lambert posted:

People absolutely know about these systems being driverless and take no issue with this fact.

a train on rail tracks vs cars on roads is apples to oranges

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Kung Food posted:

I still haven't heard a good explanation of why Uber is so unprofitable. The drivers front all the vehicle costs so what do they have for overhead other than servers and accompanying computer janitors?

they're also pouring money into autonomous driving attempts

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-tomatoes-mexico/u-s-to-levy-tariff-on-imported-mexican-tomatoes-in-trade-spat-idUSKCN1SD2JR

quote:

The U.S. Commerce Department said on Tuesday it will begin imposing a 17.5 percent tariff on imported Mexican tomatoes, but said it is optimistic that a deal can be reached to extend a 2013 agreement that suspended a U.S. anti-dumping investigation.

Mexican tomatoes account for half of the US market at $2 billion.

*Pounding table and chanting*

TRADE WAR
TRADE WAR

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

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OhFunny posted:

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-tomatoes-mexico/u-s-to-levy-tariff-on-imported-mexican-tomatoes-in-trade-spat-idUSKCN1SD2JR


Mexican tomatoes account for half of the US market at $2 billion.

*Pounding table and chanting*

TRADE WAR
TRADE WAR

:(

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

OhFunny posted:

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-tomatoes-mexico/u-s-to-levy-tariff-on-imported-mexican-tomatoes-in-trade-spat-idUSKCN1SD2JR


Mexican tomatoes account for half of the US market at $2 billion.

*Pounding table and chanting*

TRADE WAR
TRADE WAR

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Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib
Just replace tomatoes with soy beans in all recipes. Problem solved.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

soy is just shorthand for industrialised farming for meat is it? ie herds of cows 10,000 strong like in that movie Okja

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Jel Shaker posted:

soy is just shorthand for industrialised farming for meat is it? ie herds of cows 10,000 strong like in that movie Okja

Most of the soy we were exporting is used for animal feed, though not necessarily cattle.

The Dipshit
Dec 21, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Day Man posted:

Speaking as a scientist who designs equipment that requires helium to function correctly, gently caress anyone who uses any of our limited, non-regenerative helium supply for a loving balloon.

now now, we can *technically* produce helium in limited quantities. You just need a nuclear reactor set to breed thermonuclear weapons materials. :unsmigghh:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

punished milkman posted:

lmao isnt casey nutsack a millionaire youtuber. fuckin guy giving $20 dollar tips and bragging about it on twitter

Youtube/Instagram influencer should be added to the guillotine list.

Especially how they enjoy terrorizing local restaurants and shops if they don't get free stuff.

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

they're also pouring money into autonomous driving attempts

Also advertising, also lobbying local governments to favor them.

My wish for Uber death knows no bounds.

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


the reason Uber is losing money is they have to recruit drivers constantly. they give referral bonuses to existing drivers and constantly have recruitment bonuses for new ones. they also nearly continuously run "next ten rides/deliveries 50% off!" where they make up the difference in an attempt to get people hooked.


I bet they have an income pattern where a relatively small number of whales who use it for loving everything account for an extreme share of their revenue. I've seen people online say they spend $500-700 per month on Uber.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Jel Shaker posted:

soy is just shorthand for industrialised farming for meat is it? ie herds of cows 10,000 strong like in that movie Okja

no the midwest grows lots of actual soy beans we just don't eat them (this is why tofu and poo poo is constantly being pushed)

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Shifty Pony posted:

the reason Uber is losing money is they have to recruit drivers constantly. they give referral bonuses to existing drivers and constantly have recruitment bonuses for new ones. they also nearly continuously run "next ten rides/deliveries 50% off!" where they make up the difference in an attempt to get people hooked.


I bet they have an income pattern where a relatively small number of whales who use it for loving everything account for an extreme share of their revenue. I've seen people online say they spend $500-700 per month on Uber.

i’m one of those whales. i use lyft to commute whenever i travel because it’s cheaper than renting a car.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry

Peanut President posted:

no the midwest grows lots of actual soy beans we just don't eat them (this is why tofu and poo poo is constantly being pushed)

yeah soybeans are the standard rotation in sequence with industrial corn. Replenishes nitrogen in the soil that the corn strips.

crop rotation and farming ecosystem science in any setting is some amazing rear end poo poo, it sucks that we use corn for everything and so the market demands we lock it in

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Rex-Goliath posted:

i’m one of those whales. i use lyft to commute whenever i travel because it’s cheaper than renting a car.

I never used it until I got married and my wife got me into the habit, I use it like a few times a month or so. It's one of those stupid matters of convenience when living in New York City - the closest movie theater near me is like a half hour walk or a 10 minute drive. It's absolutely one of those things that should be nationalized by the Department of Transportation so the fares stay cheap and the drivers are the ones getting paid, not lovely shareholders or executives. I'm going to SF at the end of the month and am probably gonna end up using it a bit there I'm guessing.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Taintrunner posted:

It's absolutely one of those things that should be nationalized by the Department of Transportation so the fares stay cheap and the drivers are the ones getting paid, not lovely shareholders or executives. I'm going to SF at the end of the month and am probably gonna end up using it a bit there I'm guessing.

the fares can’t stay cheap and pay drivers decently. drivers get 75% of the fares now, Uber doesn’t issue a dividend, and exec comp is a small% compared to driver pay. Uber can’t get to sustainable by just cutting the money that goes to “lovely shareholders and executives”; they need to raise prices.

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Taintrunner posted:

I never used it until I got married and my wife got me into the habit, I use it like a few times a month or so. It's one of those stupid matters of convenience when living in New York City - the closest movie theater near me is like a half hour walk or a 10 minute drive. It's absolutely one of those things that should be nationalized by the Department of Transportation so the fares stay cheap and the drivers are the ones getting paid, not lovely shareholders or executives. I'm going to SF at the end of the month and am probably gonna end up using it a bit there I'm guessing.

i think houston was the one that replaced uber and lyft with a coop that’s actually sustainable. hopefully when uber/lyft inevitably implode the rest of our cities follow that example.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Agean90 posted:

Hell yeah brother!

Re: Doomsday Economics: Hell yeah brother!

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Passenger: "Thanks for picking me up, hit the bar a little hard, it was my dad's wake after all and"

Driver: "WOOOOO! HELL YEAH BROTHER!"

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Taintrunner posted:

I never used it until I got married and my wife got me into the habit, I use it like a few times a month or so. It's one of those stupid matters of convenience when living in New York City - the closest movie theater near me is like a half hour walk or a 10 minute drive. It's absolutely one of those things that should be nationalized by the Department of Transportation so the fares stay cheap and the drivers are the ones getting paid, not lovely shareholders or executives. I'm going to SF at the end of the month and am probably gonna end up using it a bit there I'm guessing.
that's terrible because private car ownership need to go away. uber just drains ridership from public transit, theres zero reason to have a federal uber service when that should be covered by public transit entirely.

ban private car ownership, instate multi trillion program to build out light rail, street cars, and converting roads into for bikes/public transit only.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I moved from a city with crappy public transit in an area where it was a mile walk across a busy state road to the nearest bus stop, to a city that's extremely walkable with the best public transit in the state and now I'm a radical activist for public transit

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Xaris posted:

that's terrible because private car ownership need to go away. uber just drains ridership from public transit, theres zero reason to have a federal uber service when that should be covered by public transit entirely.

ban private car ownership, instate multi trillion program to build out light rail, street cars, and converting roads into for bikes/public transit only.

okay, sure, but that isn't going to happen overnight and we could have a useful transition period in the meantime

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



sometimes I just wake up and I'm like, "naw somebody else can worry about how I get to work today" and then somebody else takes me to work while I read or do things I enjoy

it's a pretty good system!

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


those electric scooters look absolutely ridiculous but they do kinda seem to be a pretty good solution to the "a bit far to walk, but the bus doesn't go there" issue.


although they might not be financially sustainable either. they used to be loving everywhere in my neighborhood but I haven't seen one for at least a month.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Shifty Pony posted:

those electric scooters look absolutely ridiculous but they do kinda seem to be a pretty good solution to the "a bit far to walk, but the bus doesn't go there" issue.


although they might not be financially sustainable either. they used to be loving everywhere in my neighborhood but I haven't seen one for at least a month.

You can buy those same scooters for under 500 bucks, which in theory seems like a very solid urban alternative to a car but I do wonder about the durability considering they were made to be parts of a huge fleet that could afford some amount of them out at any given time for maintenance

Often Abbreviated
Dec 19, 2017

1st Severia Tank Brigade
"Ghosts of Honcharivske"

Xaris posted:

that's terrible because private car ownership need to go away. uber just drains ridership from public transit, theres zero reason to have a federal uber service when that should be covered by public transit entirely.

ban private car ownership, instate multi trillion program to build out light rail, street cars, and converting roads into for bikes/public transit only.

I dunno, I think there's something to be said for the accessibility, the everywhereness and the flexible response of something like Uber. Both in terms of very easily allowing people with cars to earn an extra couple of bucks, offering premiums when demand is high, giving people a transport option they can use almost everywhere etc. It's handy. It's nothing compared to public transport for getting x million people to work and back every day in a busy metropolis, but operated as a public utility I can see it has a use case with advantages over the taxi medallion system.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Often Abbreviated posted:

I dunno, I think there's something to be said for the accessibility, the everywhereness and the flexible response of something like Uber. Both in terms of very easily allowing people with cars to earn an extra couple of bucks, offering premiums when demand is high, giving people a transport option they can use almost everywhere etc. It's handy. It's nothing compared to public transport for getting x million people to work and back every day in a busy metropolis, but operated as a public utility I can see it has a use case with advantages over the taxi medallion system.
and whats to stop just the more well-off people from using it exclusively every-day for everything because ~those people on public transit are too icky~? if its subsidized enough that people can "afford" it, but also pays more than a living wage, it's going to cost bazillions of bucks, even already it just burns billions and barely pays minimum wage, plus all the pollution still from production n consumption of cars. All that money would be infinitely immediately better spent on transit. some cities even have contracts for like bike/ebike public rideshare like paris does which works to fulfill a similar niche.

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