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TF CURES GENERATOR posted:I mean to be fair, Daenarys at least has been shown to be unstable as gently caress and this is completely in character for her. This.
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# ? May 13, 2019 06:11 |
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Have Jon kill Dany, then gently caress off and let Tyrion take over, and I'll be more or less chill.
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# ? May 13, 2019 06:22 |
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Sorry it's 2am and I just want to shout CLEGANE BOWL
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# ? May 13, 2019 07:13 |
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SquirrelyPSU posted:Sorry it's 2am and I just want to shout CLEGANE BOWL Perfect ending
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# ? May 13, 2019 07:15 |
is 'you're poo poo at dying' better than 'loving die'
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# ? May 13, 2019 07:19 |
oh man https://twitter.com/biccedeite/status/1127810318468403201 it's funny because on my most recent watchthrough that particular scene made me go 'holy poo poo, she's insane' that's probably the happiest she's ever been onscreen, and it's not because she saved them, it's because they worship her https://twitter.com/itsashlyperez/status/1127817336537247744 oh man twitter is spicy af
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# ? May 13, 2019 07:30 |
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TF CURES GENERATOR posted:is 'you're poo poo at dying' better than 'loving die' No because CLEGANE BOWL
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# ? May 13, 2019 07:36 |
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Also Arya having the presence of mind to be like "no man, you're right I get you" through the blood lustholocaust bloopers posted:Jaime and Cersei better not be alive next episode. 1000% this. SquirrelyPSU fucked around with this message at 07:50 on May 13, 2019 |
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SquirrelyPSU posted:Also Arya having the presence of mind to be like "no man, you're right I get you" through the blood lust They gonna be chilling with Stannis
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# ? May 13, 2019 07:55 |
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Dead Reckoning posted:Chow Yun Fat does it in The Replacement Killers. I love CYF but The replacement killers is emphatically not better than the wire. The killer or Hard boiled maybe.
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# ? May 13, 2019 08:07 |
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This Episode was equal parts "holy poo poo, that owns, and" and " that loving lazy writing" Seconding that Jamie and Cersei better be dead as all gently caress. Dany IDDQDing through the entirety of what we were made to believe was a city with overwhelming air defense was hilarious. The smash cut to Qyburn saying "all the scorpions are gone now lol" was equally hilarious. The outrage online over this one might be the greatest thing about the episode. gently caress the producers for not doing ten episodes though.
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# ? May 13, 2019 09:09 |
dany was listening for the bells, and when she didn't hear the one in the sept of baelor she lost her poo poo, that was her father's bell
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# ? May 13, 2019 09:36 |
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If I hadn't seen the preceding two episodes, this episode would have been fine. But wrecking the iron fleet immediately after we watched it bullseye a moving target from several miles away only to have Dany toast them in 30 seconds was just one more piece of lazy writing.
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# ? May 13, 2019 11:14 |
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They could have added the lowest effort line in ten seconds after they said "the iron fleet won't be a problem" or whatever they said. Like, say that the scorpions seem to have a max elevation angle, so Drogon can just HALO drop from the clouds into the middle of the iron fleet and airdrop some bad breath on them, so he'd be literally be unreachable by the scorpions. Or add that the scorpions on the land-facing walls would be trained towards the unsullied, and there's a chance to hit them from a blind angle in a surprise. But they did nothing whatsoever outside of the hint that he'd be coming out of the Sun. And then she low-altitude holding-patterns casually over king's landing and suddenly all scorpions are gone in 30 seconds. Looked cool as all gently caress, but jesus, write like three extra lines, guys.
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# ? May 13, 2019 12:54 |
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Hound’s last scene with Arya probably put her on course to reconsider Gendry’s marriage proposal.
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# ? May 13, 2019 13:02 |
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Next episode opens with Tyrion, Jon, Davos and all the other northmen who fled the city being executed by Dany and then she flies north to Winterfell to gently caress up sansa & Brienne & whoever else is still up there. But then Euron teleports with a flying ship & kills drogon with the ballista mounted on the bow. End credits roll after Euron, still bleeding out from his gnarly torso wound, looks up to the heavens and says “I loving killed Weiss & Benioff’s careers!”
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# ? May 13, 2019 13:39 |
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holocaust bloopers posted:Jaime and Cersei better not be alive next episode. I'm wanting them to pull an Old Man Potter from It's a Wonderful Life with Cersei turning up alive and unrepentant in Essos or something. This hasn't been a story built on poetic justice, and shouldn't start to be now.
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# ? May 13, 2019 13:45 |
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Oh, I wonder if this person went ahead with this and how they’re feeling today. Here’s one person who seems to have more foresight than the Three-Eyed Raven:
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# ? May 13, 2019 15:13 |
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Would love to know what kind of conversations Disney is having considering the muted reaction to season 8 and D&D planning for a Star Wars trilogy.
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# ? May 13, 2019 15:22 |
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Note to self: get popcorn for next Sunday because I'm gonna be entertained and the internet is gonna be pissed.
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pantslesswithwolves posted:Oh, I wonder if this person went ahead with this and how they’re feeling today. Here’s one person who seems to have more foresight than the Three-Eyed Raven: Probably as good as someone who named their kid Walter White before season 4 of Breaking Bad.
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# ? May 13, 2019 16:01 |
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Read up a little on the online buzz about the latest episode, and it turns out the Green Bay Packers QB was a guest extra as a King's Landing citizen getting brutally incinerated, and they apparently "forgot" that Jamie had a prosthetic hand in his final scene.
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# ? May 13, 2019 16:03 |
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Both of those things make a lot of sense. LOL I just realized Clutch's bit from Game Six of the Warriors series [Rockets mascot] was a take on the Starbucks cup gaffe. SquirrelyPSU fucked around with this message at 16:37 on May 13, 2019 |
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Read up a little on the online buzz about the latest episode, and it turns out the Green Bay Packers QB was a guest extra as a King's Landing citizen getting brutally incinerated, and they apparently "forgot" that Jamie had a prosthetic hand in his final scene. Aaron Rodgers is a giant nerd
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# ? May 13, 2019 16:15 |
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Last episode of Thrones gonna be Fyre Fest.
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# ? May 13, 2019 16:55 |
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Wish they'd do it to him irl tbh....
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A Bad Poster posted:I just hope that Daenerys reputation gets thoroughly destroyed by the end, just so I stop seeing stupid "hehe I'm the real mother of dragons, look at my kids" posts. No, Stephanie, you're just a poor parent who can't control their children. Facebook has decided I'm a late 20's white woman with kids and who watches GOT. I have seen this dumbass shirt like 50 times in the past two weeks. The only one of those descriptors that applies to me is "white". Riot Carol Danvers fucked around with this message at 17:29 on May 13, 2019 |
# ? May 13, 2019 17:16 |
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All of those were bad guys, though, or at least people trying to kill her / prevent her from achieving her goals. Not really innocents. 1. Slaver 2. Guy trying to steal her dragons and kill her. 3. City full of slavers. 4. Slave masters. 5. Slaver Masters starting an insurgency against her 6. Rival Khals who want to keep her in Vaes Dothrak forever 7. Lannisters, her enemies 8. Bad guys and thousands of innocents along with them. Bored As Fuck fucked around with this message at 17:32 on May 13, 2019 |
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Bored As gently caress posted:All of those were bad guys, though, or at least people trying to kill her / prevent her from achieving her goals. Not really innocents. Sure, sure. Though killing those who try to "prevent her from achieving her goals" seems pretty Hitleresque but hey. I'm just getting a kick out of the people who didn't see it coming, is all. While we're doing edits: She a bad guy, telegraphed from day 1 Riot Carol Danvers fucked around with this message at 17:38 on May 13, 2019 |
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WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:Sure, sure. Though killing those who try to "prevent her from achieving her goals" seems pretty Hitleresque but hey. I dont know if it's Emillia Clark, the writing of her character, both or something else, but they did a really bad job showing her turn to the mad queen. Last nights episode was pretty entertaining, the Varys thing bugged me because why the gently caress would he have been so sloppy at this point, but I guess they figured somebody needed to die, and I'm assuming Tyrion has to live long enough to set up whatever happens with Dany and John.
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# ? May 13, 2019 17:41 |
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TF CURES GENERATOR posted:oh man
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# ? May 13, 2019 17:44 |
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to do this in 6 episodes and they needed to provide the barest minimum of character development as possible which is why everyone's gone insane
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# ? May 13, 2019 17:45 |
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Proud Christian Mom posted:to do this in 6 episodes and they needed to provide the barest minimum of character development as possible which is why everyone's gone insane Yeah but that's effort and they're totally on autopilot at this point Maybe she'll pull a Starbuck and vanish in the final two scenes and we can all just go "oh I guess she was a demon all along"
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# ? May 13, 2019 17:49 |
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It’ll be a Snickers ad. Dany was hungry.
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# ? May 13, 2019 18:04 |
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I'm fully assuming at this point that Dany somehow survives all attempts by her former advisers to kill her, because that's the only way this whole show ends up in a way that Ramsay Bolton would sum up as "If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention" by disappointing literally every single last furiously-committed viewer of the show. I'd be fine with it. Burn it all down.
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# ? May 13, 2019 18:20 |
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I strangely think I'd be okay with that. Dany on the throne, everything on fire, credits.
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# ? May 13, 2019 18:35 |
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If they had literal anvils rain from the sky to kill every main character this weekend I'd be pleased
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# ? May 13, 2019 18:36 |
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gently caress GRRM for handing the series he was too lazy to finish off to a company that is too lazy to finish it right. The wights should have won
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# ? May 13, 2019 18:57 |
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This is how he planned the finish, though. Although some things shifted slightly, D&D made GRRM give them the rest of the major plotpoints he had planned. There are a lot of things from earlier seasons that foreshadow everything that has happened. Bran saw the lone dragon over king’s landing in season 4, for example.
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# ? May 13, 2019 19:11 |
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I'd almost put money on them making time circular, and having Gendry start another Baratheon rebellion against the mad Targaryen.
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# ? May 13, 2019 19:13 |