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Manifisto posted:norse code: fjord fjord . . . fjord vik fjord . . . . vik vik vik fjord . . . |
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Splatmaster posted:There's a lady who broke Escalators out of order, please use stairs, sorry for the convenience. Just ask Mitch Hedberg.
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May 11, 2019 17:05
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werner herzog at the grocery store "tell me, cashier, when you are ringing up these purchases, do you get a glimpse into the habits and rituals people privately use to anesthetize themselves from the meaningless chaos of existence" |
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May 12, 2019 01:53
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he's just providing a distraction so an intern can steal a ham |
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May 12, 2019 05:04
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hulking out because things are too cute and you can't fukken handle it |
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May 12, 2019 20:02
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*flipping a table* he's got a weensy little hat on. come on |
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May 12, 2019 20:03
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:hulking out because things are too cute and you can't fukken handle it *bursts out of shirt, turns green, makes a  face*
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May 12, 2019 20:57
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No one in hollywood has the balls to buy my script for the erotic adventures of Mr. Magoo. |
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May 12, 2019 22:59
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:the erotic adventures of Mr. Magoo. me: BYOBot, generate . . . uh . . . BYOBot: sorry, what was that? me: erm . . . *drums fingers* . . . hmmm . . . BYOBot: I'm still waiting me: . . . I'm not entirely sure I'm prepared for this . . . BYOBot: what has been seen cannot be unseen |
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May 12, 2019 23:13
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:No one in hollywood has the balls to buy my script for the erotic adventures of Mr. Magoo. Oh Magoo, you've done it again!
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May 12, 2019 23:15
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I should have heeded your warning!! You were right!!! quote:The erotic adventures of Mr. Magoo, a high-functioning schizophrenic who comes to America to avoid prison and help a mentally handicapped man escape, are just as thrilling as their counterparts in other shows and movies: The characters can be wildly funny, and even the "happy endings" are heartwarming, which is more than I can say for this year's newbie and a lot of adults. |
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May 13, 2019 00:25
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Wooooooaaaahhhhhh Kevin let your light shine down |
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BrownianMotion posted:werner herzog at the grocery store Lol |
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Robot Made of Meat posted:Cartesian Well Water. Gravity Well Water, but no one knows how it tastes because you get trapped in the event horizon if you get close enough to drink it. |
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May 14, 2019 05:25
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FactsAreUseless posted:Wooooooaaaahhhhhh 
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May 14, 2019 05:28
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im gonna let it shine im gonna let it shine shama llama hama dama hamo YEA
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redm posted:im gonna let it shine im gonna let it shine yeah yeah yeah yeah
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May 15, 2019 05:18
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One of those salads you can mix out of packets at the store, but premixed and in a tube like gogurt. |
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May 15, 2019 23:48
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This, but it's just apples in a sock that you have to swing around and smack into things like a rabid ape to make the smooothie. |
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Karate Bastard posted:This, but it's just apples in a sock that you have to swing around and smack into things like a rabid ape to make the smooothie. Ape Paste DIY Apple Drink |
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May 17, 2019 00:21
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deconstructed applesauce (an apple and a hammer)
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May 17, 2019 03:45
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A scent-off, where women battle for workplace supremacy through bathing in successively more intolerable fragrances. |
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May 17, 2019 20:19
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After a snafu with the name generator, the Navy is forced to christen their latest aircraft carrier USS Lil Krumpet. |
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the homeless guy that sleeps in a bush by my work could put a little effort into making it a comfy place. like get a candle and a rug. he can call it “hedgehygge”. Alternatively the danish Ron Jeremy that makes sure he only does his thing in the coziest of surroundings. I’m sure that’s a relevant porn niche to fill. Lestamore fucked around with this message at 22:18 on May 17, 2019 |
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May 17, 2019 22:16
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Lestamore posted:Alternatively the danish Ron Jeremy that makes sure he only does his thing in the coziest of surroundings. I’m sure that’s a relevant porn niche to fill. now i'm imagining a sex act with a pastry |
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May 17, 2019 23:21
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Can I tempt you with a chocolate covered cherry tomato? |
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May 17, 2019 23:38
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link at the bottom of a website that says "support" and if you click it the website says "thanks, I needed that" |
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May 18, 2019 06:59
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Can I tempt you with a chocolate covered cherry tomato? ah, I see why you were confused. No it's just a chocolate covered cherry and I call everyone tomato
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vanisher posted:ah, I see why you were confused. No it's just a chocolate covered cherry and I call everyone tomato |
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May 18, 2019 08:47
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Can I tempt you into a chocolate, Ms...? Cherry-Tomato. Covered Cherry-Tomato. |
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May 18, 2019 20:45
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a great british bake off-type show for elves. every week, the challenge is lembas.
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May 18, 2019 20:56
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Manifisto posted:a great british bake off-type show for elves. every week, the challenge is lembas. human host issues a heartfelt apology on twitter for insensitive comments when he assumed all the contestants knew how to bake gingerbread cookies |
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May 18, 2019 21:12
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Cubone posted:link at the bottom of a website that says "support" and if you click it the website says "thanks, I needed that" CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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May 19, 2019 01:55
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BrownianMotion posted:werner herzog at the grocery store "what is this, a fun noodle? what an infantile attempt to make yourself feel armed with a weapon, like some sort of indiana jones whip, against the unforgiving horror of the mother ocean" |
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May 19, 2019 02:34
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I'm thinking rat tails are gonna make a comeback in the next economic recession and have begun planning accordingly. |
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outsource coming up with thread ideas to fiverr maybe also commission good posts? e: set up a bonus structure based on emptyquotes (but only of users registered prior to the commission) ee: what the gently caress am I saying, this would be an ideal way to get more people posting in byob Manifisto fucked around with this message at 17:50 on May 20, 2019
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May 20, 2019 17:48
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Baseball but in a squash room. |
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May 24, 2019 01:54
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facebook and when you sign up it literally turns your face into a book |
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twitter and when you sign up it makes you more of a twit than you already are exactly one unit more of a twit, but the more followers you get the more of a twit you become |
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