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Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Epic High Five posted:

I think they put forward another 15 billion, once they realized that the money is actually primarily going to agribusiness either directly or through rent extraction, they marked it down as yet another vector to funnel taxpayer money to the already rich

I wouldn't be surprised. If it happened, I may have been unplugged from ag news by then

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Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

AkumaHokoru posted:

no it has only been like 3 years

I don't like Chyna being dead, she seemed nice.

:smith:

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

her ginormous clitoris shall live forever, in our hearts

:unsmith:

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
rip chyna, never got to bust in my rear end with her big clit

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

FMguru posted:

The GOP has a message for farmers struggling under Trupm's erratic trade policies

That message is: "Eat poo poo, you loving pussies"

(via: https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/tom-cotton-farmers-sacrifice-real-war )
I see...

but they hate black people so :thunk:

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Joe Mama Poonana posted:

her ginormous clitoris shall live forever, in our hearts

Speak for yourself, I'm circumcised in my heart.

Ugato
Apr 9, 2009

We're not?

Samovar posted:

Speak for yourself, I'm circumcised in my heart.

what fuckin irresponsible doctor even thinks this is a good idea

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Samovar posted:

Speak for yourself, I'm circumcised in my heart.

I've got some bad news about your son's bris, Mrs. Goldstein.

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers

Ugato posted:

what fuckin irresponsible doctor even thinks this is a good idea

American healthcare :discourse:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

AkumaHokoru posted:

no it has only been like 3 years

Remember how everyone immediately forgot that she died because Prince died the next day?

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007

chitoryu12 posted:

Remember how everyone immediately forgot that she died because Prince died the next day?

pretty much other than the hard core wrestling fans who ignore all other forms of entertainment.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

From the fast Trump thread.

Jabronie
Jun 4, 2011

In an investigation, details matter.

Avirosb posted:

From the fash Trump thread.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

What

HobbitGrease
Jul 24, 2001

Young Orc

Avirosb posted:

From the fast Trump thread.
powerful interview: meet the dumbass that voted for the guy who said "I love tariffs and I'm going to do tariffs and tariffs tariffs tariffs yum yum yum" and then he did tariffs and the thing that people said would happen happened and now Dumbass Acres is failing

CNN: "do you know what 'hoist with his own petard' means"
Dumbass: "no"
CNN: "ok" (end of interview)

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
lol suuuuuuure

https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1128746882136793090

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Gonna rule when these rubes realize that they hold little to no electoral influence and that their whole plight is just used by suburban dipshits to virtue signal how country they are

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

Agean90 posted:

Gonna rule when these rubes realize that they hold little to no electoral influence and that their whole plight is just used by suburban dipshits to virtue signal how country they are

what's not going to rule is when they vote for trump again in 2020

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Agean90 posted:

Gonna rule when these rubes realize that they hold little to no electoral influence and that their whole plight is just used by suburban dipshits to virtue signal how country they are

they dominate a lot of disproportionately weighted rural districts where everyone who isn't a rich landowner has been voter-suppressed to hell and back but

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

what's not going to rule is when they vote for trump again in 2020

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug

Agean90 posted:

Gonna rule when these rubes realize that they hold little to no electoral influence and that their whole plight is just used by suburban dipshits to virtue signal how country they are

Don't those in rural areas hold the most electoral influence, because of the low population density giving each vote more weight?

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Agean90 posted:

Gonna rule when these rubes realize that they hold little to no electoral influence and that their whole plight is just used by suburban dipshits to virtue signal how country they are

I'm starting to think the Republican Party doesn't even really care about small businesses and family farms!

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


CodfishCartographer posted:

Don't those in rural areas hold the most electoral influence, because of the low population density giving each vote more weight?

pretty much, but for every farmer there's 10 dipshits who live in a suburb that was printed off from template. That's the real base.

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
https://twitter.com/slorantes/status/1128842679796678656

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

what's not going to rule is when they vote for trump again in 2020

Yep. If I had tons of free time I would keep a log of every single one of those people and keep screenshots of all their claims and then post them on their feeds the day after election day when they somehow discovered that they had no choice but to vote Republican.

loving scum.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


I can't wait until he uses Biden's son's shady Ukraine dealings to justify voting for Trump again

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Agean90 posted:

pretty much, but for every farmer there's 10 dipshits who live in a suburb that was printed off from template. That's the real base.

the suburban dipshits are way more common but they also individually matter way less and are way less secure a vote than hyperreactionary gun-clutching farm subsidy multimillionaires, if the Republicans were actually in danger of losing the latter it'd absolutely be a sign of the end times but lmao they're not

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
bernie will sway them with his rural plan, inshallah

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

So these farmers take money from the government? Sounds like SOCIALISM to me.

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

An insane mind posted:

So these farmers take money from the government? Sounds like SOCIALISM to me.

Those are called subsidies, sir, and they're different than the handouts those welfare moochers receive because reasons.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

bernie will sway them with his rural plan, inshallah

[while throwing a rope around my barn's collar beam] bernie's gonna take away my cheeseburgers????? no thanks!!!!!!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
frankly im glad that people are taking "better dead than red" to its logical conclusion

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

let us never forget this golden oldie

http://addictinginfo.com/2016/01/17/bundy-militant-loses-foster-kids-blames-it-on-the-tyrannical-government/ posted:

One of the Bundy “militiamen” has lost his sole source of income thanks to his decision to join the merry mob of marauding morons in their armed occupation of the Malheur Wildlife Refuge in Oregon. Was he skipping work? Nah — he would have to have a job for that. Robert “LaVoy” Finicum tells Oregon Public Broadcasting that he lost his meal ticket — children.

Over the past decade, Finicum and his wife’s home has served as nothing more than a revolving door for foster children, with more than 50 kids coming through their home. The children, who often came from mental hospitals, drug rehabs, and group homes for emotionally distressed youth not only provided the happy couple with a steady income thanks to money they received from the state, but also with workers on his ranch (which barely makes enough money to stay afloat).

“My ranch has been a great tool for these boys,” Finicum said. “It has done a lot of good.” Unfortunately, when Finicum ran off to play terrorist with his friends and he left four young, emotionally disturbed boys home alone to be cared for by his wife, let’s just say some flags were raised. Within four days of Finicum’s departure, the Arizona Department of Social Services began to remove his meal tickets from the home.

“They didn’t go out at the same time,” Finicum said. “One was there for a year, one of the boys was there six months, another eight months, and a month. I don’t know where they ended up.” Rather than blame his involvement with a terrorist group or his own irresponsibility, Finicum says the removals resulted from “pressure from the feds”:

“They were ripped from my wife. We are very successful (foster parents). Our track records are good, it’s been a good relationship. (Federal authorities) must have gotten to the governor, who told the state to get them out of there.”

OPB reports that this is a staggering loss of income from the Finicums, who have depended on the between $22.31 to $37.49 per day they were paid to take care of the children. According to a 2010 tax filing, the Finicums received $115,343 in 2009. At the maximum rate, this means they “cared for” an average of 8 children per day that year. And it’s exactly those dollar signs that concern Finicum, not the children he was tasked with caring for as his own:

“That was my main source of income. My ranch, well, the cows just cover the costs of the ranch. If this means rice and beans for the next few years, so be it. We’re going to stay the course.”

Another of the Bundy militants, Blaine Cooper, also claims that Child Protective Services removed his children from his home. At the Facebook page All Your Base, Cooper claimed that the removal of his children, which can not be independently verified, was an attempt by the FBI to “draw him out,” blaming the removals on “bias media and rear end in a top hat’s like” the page owner.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

the suburban dipshits are way more common but they also individually matter way less and are way less secure a vote than hyperreactionary gun-clutching farm subsidy multimillionaires, if the Republicans were actually in danger of losing the latter it'd absolutely be a sign of the end times but lmao they're not
Millionaires are reliably conservative; that's not really a meaningful statement.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

Those are called subsidies, sir, and they're different than the handouts those welfare moochers receive because racism.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

what's not going to rule is when they vote for trump again in 2020

they won't vote for him in the primary, but no one will primary trump because the republican party loves trump

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

let us never forget this golden oldie

:rip: tarpman, forever owned by government man

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

let us never forget this golden oldie

:chloe:

"My ranch has been a godsend for these slaves---I mean, boys."

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Psssttt


It's Bernie, bitch

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

you can make six figures a year as a foster parent? :psyduck:

and the foster system will give you 8 kids at a time to "care for"? jesus christ. my wife and i decided to foster once she is done with school because it seems like a good way to make a positive impact in the world for some vulnerable kids. you have to be a real rear end in a top hat to look kids as not only your only real source of income, but as laborers on your lovely arizona ranch

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Eat This Glob posted:

you can make six figures a year as a foster parent? :psyduck:

and the foster system will give you 8 kids at a time to "care for"? jesus christ. my wife and i decided to foster once she is done with school because it seems like a good way to make a positive impact in the world for some vulnerable kids. you have to be a real rear end in a top hat to look kids as not only your only real source of income, but as laborers on your lovely arizona ranch

for girls, sexual assault in foster care is like 100%, often by these good christians who take them in

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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Eat This Glob posted:

you can make six figures a year as a foster parent? :psyduck:

and the foster system will give you 8 kids at a time to "care for"? jesus christ. my wife and i decided to foster once she is done with school because it seems like a good way to make a positive impact in the world for some vulnerable kids. you have to be a real rear end in a top hat to look kids as not only your only real source of income, but as laborers on your lovely arizona ranch

Well in this case, the feds plugged this vulnerability permanently. LOL RIP tarpman.



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