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Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE

Picnic Princess posted:

I don't have any unusable gift cards to give away because I don't have a family to receive any from.

The point was that no one has any “unusable” gift cards, because they can be exchanged for some cash value.

But also, having $70 worth of goods and not wanting to give that away for nothing doesn’t make you greedy, it makes you not a mark. Don’t be a mark.

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

idk there's always been a part of me that suspects the worst of guys who prefer their women shaven clean, like dude you're not staging a loving porn shoot, adults grow hair, deal with it.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

FAUXTON posted:

idk there's always been a part of me that suspects the worst of guys who prefer their women shaven clean, like dude you're not staging a loving porn shoot, adults grow hair, deal with it.

Even if it was just like maybe shave once in a while or something it'd be sooOOOoOOOoOOoooo much less creepy than asking an adult woman to PERMANENTLY remove their pubic hair That is some hardcore loving poo poo right there.

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


Anne Whateley posted:

AND the "our future children will think you're a slut" argument is a sure sign he has brain worms

I feel like both parties involved here have brain worms.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

gently caress Your Website posted:

The point was that no one has any “unusable” gift cards, because they can be exchanged for some cash value.

But also, having $70 worth of goods and not wanting to give that away for nothing doesn’t make you greedy, it makes you not a mark. Don’t be a mark.

lol you loving weirdo

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

SirSamVimes posted:

I feel like both parties involved here have brain worms.

I feel like at the point you are having to ask Reddit about your relationship problems, there really isn't much brain left and the worms have likely moved on as well.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!
I"M NOT THE MARK, YOU'RE THE MARK
*jumps out window, cradling 48 Cracker Barrel gift cards in his arms*

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

AITA for being upset that my boyfriend stared at a Hooter’s waitress’s butt?

Hooter’s is a chicken wing restaurant. The waitresses wear booty shorts and tank tops.

My boyfriend, me, his brother, and his sister in law went to Olive Garden. We’re in town visiting them and we wanted to go out.It sucked. SIL didn’t like the food and his brother regretted getting appetizers for his meal since they weren’t good. Our waitress was an rear end in a top hat. My pasta was disgusting and my boyfriend surprisingly liked his. Overall it was just bad.

But SIL and his brother were disappointed. They were going to go out to eat alone at hooters but wanted to include my boyfriend and I. My bf and I don’t eat meat so we had to pick a place that would work for everyone. We felt bad that they wasted almost $40 on food they didn’t eat. My boyfriend and I offered to pay for their Hooter’s since we basically prevented them from going. So it all worked

My bf and I went inside to pick it up. We walked to the pick up counter and I look at my boyfriend and see him staring at a waitress’s rear end. He nervously laughs and says “what do you expect it’s all out” so I get even more upset. Like because an rear end is sticking out you have to look? I understand being attracted to other people is apart of life but idk I was just hurt that I caught him staring.

I’m insecure because we both gained a lot of weight. Maybe like 75 pounds each smhhh. We’re just now starting to get it off but until then, I’m envious of girls who have a better body. Especially because I know that’s what he likes and he only is attracted to me still because he loves me.

But yea I didn’t really say anything else and I was just standing there waiting for the food. I guess he could tell I was upset because he started sloppily explaining himself. He said “I wasn’t looking at her I heard a loud noise and you saw me looking at the same time”. And then he said my insecurity is becoming a problem. He said he likes girls with confidence, not girls who compare themselves. So I understand that because I have been very insecure lately.

But I feel like he shouldn’t have made lazy excuses.

That was two nights ago and I’m still feeling insecure. I haven’t been in the mood for sex. Honestly I’m not even mad at him. I’m just upset that my body isn’t how I want it to be rn. He’s been irritated because he thinks I’m mad when I’m really just not in the mood for talking or sex or any of that.

I’ve also caught him looking at girls butts on Instagram, Facebook, etc. So I feel like I’m reasonably upset but he’s irritated because I haven’t been talking to him. Btw despite me gaining weight, he’s still shown interest in my new shape and has loved me regardless. My insecurity stems out of my previous shape and the shape that he obviously likes (which isn’t mine, not even close. Haven’t seen him starting or watching porn with any girls that look like me).

So AITA for being upset about this? And needing time to get over this hurt?

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Admiral Ray posted:

Strictly speaking the VA is free. The issue is access to it. If you've got a service-connected disability, were discharged for a medical reason, or retired, you've got acces. But if you did 4 years in the motor pool, have no recorded medical issues, and are a healthy 22 year old why would the VA see you for medical care? That doesn't mean you'll always be medically fit. Getting a disability rating, even a 0% rating, will get your name in the VA system and your record updated in case you develop weird issues that can be connected to your service. Stuff like allergies or sensitives due to breathing in chemicals they don't tell you about when you are incinerating toxic garbage.

If the kid is thinking of staying in for 20 years then yeah, they'll be set. If they want to go in for 4 - 8 years and then go to college it's another story.

You better be prepared to loving fight for that disability rating, My cousin burned out his lungs from a gun backfire in Desert Storm and it took him until I was twenty to get his disability properly. For context, I'm 32. That was roughly 10-ish years and many legal battles. He can barely walk in from a parking lot, his lungs are shot.

Also as someone who's done medical reports from the VA, I would find it difficult to completely trust the VA because it is hell. It is actual hell. Just transcribing medical reports of people who go to the VA is soul-crushing in a way I cannot express. I don't see how it doesn't break everyone who works there. Literally every one of them harmed my mental health just knowing about it. I don't think functioning humans can work in that environment.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Literally A Person posted:

Even if it was just like maybe shave once in a while or something it'd be sooOOOoOOOoOOoooo much less creepy than asking an adult woman to PERMANENTLY remove their pubic hair That is some hardcore loving poo poo right there.

Oh sure, it's common courtesy to more or less not be sporting a mammoth-like display of crotch-baleen, because that poo poo's physically uncomfortable to deal with, but just laser off all the pubes?



Why don't you take a seat over there.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Common courtesy is women can do whatever they want with their pubic hair and men can deal.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

The part of that story I can't get over is the boyfriend saying she had to pay for it, because "it's an improvement to YOUR body (that you don't want at all and would only do to please me)!" gently caress you, Chuckles -- if you're making demands involving expensive cosmetic treatments, you loving pay.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Personally, I like my twinks to be completely hairless, vaguely mulatto, androgynous, to speak in a singsong voice, and to wear silver jumpsuits. I like the "reactionary fever dream of a liberal dystopia" look. No eyelids is a plus, and the Lil' Orphan Annie no-pupils look will just make me weak in the knees.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

cumshitter posted:

Personally, I like my twinks to be completely hairless, vaguely mulatto, androgynous, to speak in a singsong voice, and to wear silver jumpsuits. I like the "reactionary fever dream of a liberal dystopia" look. No eyelids is a plus, and the Lil' Orphan Annie no-pupils look will just make me weak in the knees.
These are just Mormons

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Antivehicular posted:

The part of that story I can't get over is the boyfriend saying she had to pay for it, because "it's an improvement to YOUR body (that you don't want at all and would only do to please me)!" gently caress you, Chuckles -- if you're making demands involving expensive cosmetic treatments, you loving pay.

A better way to approach a situation like this is to ask for an ownership stake. Before me and my husband got married I paid for an rear end enlargement surgery and Lazer removal of his body hair. We agreed to treat this as an investment in his career as a model and gogo boy. Every quarter he pays me 8% of his gross income from said gigs.

I, of course, have a prenup that allows me to retain my stake in his rear end if we divorce.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

cumshitter posted:

Personally, I like my twinks to be completely hairless, vaguely mulatto, androgynous, to speak in a singsong voice, and to wear silver jumpsuits. I like the "reactionary fever dream of a liberal dystopia" look. No eyelids is a plus, and the Lil' Orphan Annie no-pupils look will just make me weak in the knees.

Just like my coffee

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

AlBorlantern Corps posted:

(43f)My Husband(35m) subscribing to "lewd" cosplayers


Later in the comments

They get that good perv money without even showing their tits or anything? That's easy money with no real exposure, that's genius.

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Midnight Voyager posted:

They get that good perv money without even showing their tits or anything? That's easy money with no real exposure, that's genius.

sure, but they're working with a moody, fickle, and unbalanced collection of customers. There's one notable cosplay lady who had a guy break into her house and fire a gun. That's an exceptional case, but even the "normal" ones can have issues with boundaries.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
They also have to hustle hard as hell because the market is so jampacked now that the stigma of sex work has decreased

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
To clarify my last post, I had the body removed. Not the hair. I love body hair, which is why my husband is just walking, talking body hair now.

Dazerbeams
Jul 8, 2009

cumshitter posted:

To clarify my last post, I had the body removed. Not the hair. I love body hair, which is why my husband is just walking, talking body hair now.

I'm sorry but a pile of pubes is disgusting. You've gone too far this time cumshitter.

mungtor
May 3, 2005

Yeah, I hate me too.
Nap Ghost

Anne Whateley posted:

They also have to hustle hard as hell because the market is so jampacked now that the stigma of sex work has decreased

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Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

cumshitter posted:

To clarify my last post, I had the body removed. Not the hair. I love body hair, which is why my husband is just walking, talking body hair now.

You guys must make bundles off the This Ain't Gritty XXX royalties

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

FactsAreUseless posted:

Common courtesy is women can do whatever they want with their pubic hair and men can deal.

*unveils with a fwoosh a bush that looks more at home atop the head of french monarchy than anywhere else*

rugburn happens on both sides of these curls, mon ami

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

They meant the stigma of paying sex workers has decreased.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
No I meant the stigma of being a sex worker. It used to be a horrifying idea, but now a much higher percentage of young women are doing it, and all competing for the same customers and trying to carve out niches and poo poo

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Midnight Voyager posted:

They get that good perv money without even showing their tits or anything? That's easy money with no real exposure, that's genius.

So here's like an example of the kind of content that poster is talking about(probably nsfw but no nudity), the kind of stuff they post on public Twitter so I assume the paid patreons are seeing significantly lewder stuff.

https://twitter.com/PattieCosplay/status/1115252183975452672?s=19 edit: couldn't get this url to not automatically show thumbnail, gave it italics tag to make it not an url

And her patreon: https://www.patreon.com/PattieCosplay

So I kind of get it if you are someone who is into softcore. This particular model was one of the first I found. At those rates though if her husband is subscribed to "a handful" he's dropping hundreds a month, drat.

Both links :nws: obviously

John Wick of Dogs fucked around with this message at 04:13 on May 18, 2019

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Haifisch posted:

Me [23F] with my bf[23M]...I get anxious in/am scared of landlocked states/cities?

So this is from a ways back, and it really sounds like a move to KC, there's lots of tech and medical science jobs and described it as cheap and "a city that's moving up".

This chick should just move to Kansas City. It's actually great, people are super nice, and yes there actually is tons of stuff to do.

Xik
Mar 10, 2011

Dinosaur Gum

Kuros posted:

TIFU: I have officially branded myself as the biggest perv... and I 100% deserve it...

This has an update already and I think you will enjoy it.

quote:

UPDATE: So basically this is what happened tonight... once my wife arrived at her parents house, that’s when I received notification her phone was back on and charging. Some people asked about the app, it’s called Life360, it also gives battery percentage notifications when it runs low or when phone is back on.

I was already typing the long story on Reddit when suddenly that notification appeared, which I last minute checked and wrote she was at her parents house before posting.

So basically... after posting... after feeling a “bit” better by “telling someone” and having a bit of weight off my shoulders... I was pacing around the apartment while trying to give her calls after calls but it kept saying her phone was busy...

This went on for 45 mins, or forever, couldn’t focus on the time. All of a sudden the sister-in-law calls. I ignored... I was way too scared to face this. She called 5 times in a row while I just watched it ringing, then she gave up. Then just a text saying “Call me”.

I left the apartment and decided to go watch a movie at the theatre, needed to get distracted, which didn’t help as I didn’t focus once on Detective Pikachu.

I received a call from my wife during the movie but I ignored. She knows I have an Apple Watch and I receive all notifications, so she knows I was ignoring. She only called once. Sister-in-law 3 more times during the movie. I left the theatre and decided to go back home....

On the drive back I received notification she arrived home. Now I was petrified... but my out of body experience just told me “gently caress it, suck it up. Just get it over with it”

Arrived home... was getting ready for the poo poo storm about to happen. That out of body experience came back really quickly to reality as I got to the door and then had that fear again... I know she got notification I was back....

I get in the house, and both wife and sister-in-law are in the living-room on the couch.

I didn’t say anything. Wanted one of them to speak first. What if I said “sorry” but there was nothing to be “sorry” about? At this point I was trying to gauge the mood. I’m not for confrontations or leading conversations, I’m very introverted. But I know I should be the first to say “sorry”.... but didn’t know how.

Wife then says “I spoke to sister-in-law about what happened. She knows.”

hosed up in the head of a me, out of reflex says “knows what?”

She says “don’t lie, the video”.

I was red flushed I’m sure. My heart was beating so fast.

Then wife said she has deleted the video.

This is when I apologized to both of them... so very very much. Almost crying. I saw all the Reddit comments about divorce and all, and I was really upset at myself, but deserved it, but not.... but yes... but no....

Then sister-in-law speaks... she says “you do understand this video wasn’t for you”, then she goes on for 10 minutes to tell me what I already know. I was wrong. I kept nodding.

But then this drama comes out that hosed with me, she said that it wasn’t for her husband neither. He’s been constantly traveling to Bulgaria voluntarily at any chance he could for work, but also through the years he’s been having an affair with a colleague there which works at that branch. She knew for a while and let it slide as he was still providing for sister-in-law. But the providing became less and less, wife knew too about this as she and her sister are so close, but the info was kept within the family to avoid dishonor. This is a big eastern mentality to have... and it’s not the first time family info was kept secret from me. But now they told me because of the circumstance, I was told NOT to apologize or speak to her husband as he does not know about this video.

Sister-in-law is seeing someone else, her husband and her both live as roommates “for now”. The divorce word can never go out, but she’s found someone long-distance and that video was for HIM. The reasons for all the calls was to not mention anything to her husband, sister-in-law feared that if I did, then this video would have been proof held during divorce process as if SHE was at fault.

It was a very emotional afternoon... I felt like throwing up many times. The focus was more on sister-in-law and her life though, and her shame for having kept her relationship going as long as it has, the guy is barely leaving any money on the side for her anymore so she’s been sleeping more and more at her parents house.

Me obtaining the video didn’t come up more than once. I don’t know if it was because it was too embarrassing for everyone or what. But it will come up another day for sure... maybe after everyone has relaxed and tears dried. I’ll have an honest conversation with my wife about my wrong doings and also include if VR porn is fine or not.

For tonight, my wife invited sister-in-law to stay and sleep-over. We got some food and drank a few bottles of wine to make us forget a bit, although it felt awkward as gently caress. Sister-in-law seemed to be feeling better... she was smiling and laughing and slapping my shoulder or kicking me under the table every time I made a joke. She seemed more open with me now I was one of the people to know her secret, she could trust and talk to if she needs.

We will all 3 sleep in sleeping bags in the living-room like camping to keep her company during this tough time for her.

Wife seemed ok for now too.

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
Bitch stop namedropping Apple products in your story of jacking off to your sister in law, god drat.

The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Xik posted:

This has an update already and I think you will enjoy it.

This feels like the setup to a Penthouse letter ugh


At first I thought this could be real cuz drat this dude sucks but as much as I hate to say it this was totally written one handed

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Everyone knows how modern cell phones have busy signals

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

dudeness posted:

Bitch stop namedropping Apple products in your story of jacking off to your sister in law, god drat.

ad bots are getting smarter

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

AlBorlantern Corps posted:

Everyone knows how modern cell phones have busy signals

I was really hoping I wasn't the only one that read that and :thunk:'d

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

Xik posted:

This has an update already and I think you will enjoy it.

Weird AF Detective Pikachu marketing ploy.

MasBrillante
Dec 3, 2005

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Chichevache posted:

Risque is wearing a shirt skirt or a guy wearing sweats without underwear. Can you really not see the difference between that and what is literally indecent exposure in many places? Conflating the two is just ridiculous.

Okay, so that’s your very subjective and very pedantic opinion. Because the point, which you seem to be missing and which I already made very clearly, is that that is still not the same as sex, duh. Would you be satisfied with a strip club membership in lieu of a sex life? No, because that comparison is dumb and hyperbolic.

Xik
Mar 10, 2011

Dinosaur Gum
I think over time these posts are going to look more and more like creative writing exercises. poo poo has to be more weird, or more [insert emotion] inducing to make it to the top. They're either going to be straight up fiction or real ~with embellishments~, especially as the subs become more popular.

It doesn't really matter, people are loving stupid so there will always be some "good" ones that are real mixed in. I personally like the ones where the OP really loving doubles down and just spews their garbage opinion all over the comments.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


MasBrillante posted:

Okay, so that’s your very subjective and very pedantic opinion. Because the point, which you seem to be missing and which I already made very clearly, is that that is still not the same as sex, duh. Would you be satisfied with a strip club membership in lieu of a sex life? No, because that comparison is dumb and hyperbolic.

That one woman's husband might be satisfied that way as long as the strippers wear pasties

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for admitting to my boyfriend that I think he's bad in bed?

This poo poo is why I have a 2 times rule. I'm lucky to orgasm easily and with multiples. If I'm with a dude and it doesn't happen, well then the first time could be one of us was nervous or not quite following directions or whatever. Things happen.

The second time when we're hopefully more in sync and it doesn't happen?

Yeah, I'm ghosting that guy. I'm not wasting any more time on a dude who sucks at sex and who can't follow directions. I seriously don't understand women who are ok with terrible sex. It's not that huge of a part of my life, but it does add to the quality of my life and I'm not compromising on that.

My best friend's husband is so horrible at sex and lacks any foreplay that they only have it twice monthly after she's drugged herself enough to endure it. I seriously can't imagine.

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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for admitting to my boyfriend that I think he's bad in bed?

He agrees he knows how to please me, he just doesn’t make the effort because he doesn’t get anything out of it.

Glad to see my ex-wife has moved on to ruining another man's life.

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