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The auto brewery syndrome story is amazing. I thought it was fake at first but if you read that dudes posting history it's definitely true.
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Two minutes hate! Get your two minutes hate here! [M35] What does it mean when my [F26] girlfriend (of 6 months) says she “does all the work” in our relationship? quote:TLDR: I’m crazy about my girlfriend but she says she has to do all the work in the relationship and idk what that means or how to fix it.
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May 18, 2019 16:36
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I first heard of that with some guy who never drank but was drunk all the time anyway and it turned out to be that, the human body is a crazy thing.
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May 18, 2019 16:36
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA Mad at my wife’s “prank” and her reneging on promise? lmao
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May 18, 2019 16:39
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Patrick Spens posted:Two minutes hate! Get your two minutes hate here! Easy. Record him saying just the bolded bit and play it back for him slowly while staring at him intently. Repeat until he gets it. If that doesn't work, try low-grade electric shocks.
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May 18, 2019 16:43
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***UPDATE*** She's texting someone constantly that we don't know https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/bptzem/shes_texting_someone_constantly_that_we_dont/ So from my post earlier I found out that just in this 3 weeks she had 29,000 sent and received text messages with %90 of them coming from one number. The number was to a guy she met online in Imvu which is an avatar based game. These messages started happening when she moved out to be able to help her step mom and also work on getting her GED. I knew about her use of the chat room but I trusted that she wasn't doing anything wrong. Boy was I wrong. She's been talking to him all of this time and finally admitted that she loved him and wanted to be with him. He lives across the state 5 hours away and they have never met. She says they are planning on meeting soon though. She didn't want to tell me because she quit her job 6 months ago because of depression and hasn't worked since. During this time I've been the sole provider for me, her, and our son. I also have been paying her car payment, supporting her spending addiction on the game, as well as paying her rent for the room she's staying in at her step moms. She knew I would stop providing for her so she kept giving me just enough affection to keep me wanting to take care of her. Having sex with me up until April and kissing me up until 4 days ago when I last saw her. Also sent me nudes 2 weeks ago just to keep me happy. She even wanted me to pay for her nipples to get pierced and I asked why no one's going to see them and she said I'll let you see them and play with them. I was being used and manipulated this whole time and didn't see it. So today was my day to get him and I'd have him until the 27th. So I drove 2 hours to go pick him up and then I went and turned her phone off. This pissed her off so she decided to follow me home which I was stopping at my fathers house. She didn't see me home so went there and knocked on the door. I answered and she grabbed my son and took him to the car. I blocked the door so she went around and put him in the car seat. I opened his door to unbuckle him and she pushed me away and as she was doing that I slapped her arm away. She then went beserk punching me closed fist into the face about 8 or 9 times and I just stood there and took it. She did this right over my son maybe 8 inches away from him and he was crying for Daddy telling me momma is mean. He's just 3 years old. TLDR: Baby momma confessed to being in love and wanting to be with a guy she met online. She admitted to using me just to provide for her because she hasn't had a job in 6 months. I turned her phone off after I got my son so she followed me home and took my son out of the house and punched me in the face multiple times right on top of him. quote:If she physically hit you, you should've called the cops. You don't want your kid to deal with this drama. quote:I thought about it but my name isn't currently on his birth certificate and I knew she would make sure I couldn't see my son because of it. I did call the office at the police department and left a message to be able to file a report on Monday and have multiple witnesses. etc., etc. check out all his other comments, this is really a burning mess lol
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May 18, 2019 16:44
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Giant_Pupils posted:Easy. Record him saying just the bolded bit and play it back for him slowly while staring at him intently. Repeat until he gets it. If that doesn't work, try low-grade electric shocks. It wont work, hes the former lead singer of Wicked Sceptre.
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May 18, 2019 16:53
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Blade Runner posted:Once you've started talking about the etymology of words you have lost the argument more brutally than can possibly be articulated and should just take the L Considering the person they were replying to said that the Thot isn't a ho but a ratchet girl, pretty sure that person is still the wrong one. Calling anyone derogatory names is wrong, not a hard concept. It gets worse especially when the racial component then gets treated like it's not there.
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May 18, 2019 16:55
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Palpek posted:It doesn't even matter who was right about the birthday - she escalated a normal quarrel to extreme verbal abuse and lashed out at a perceived easy target because she felt like it. She's a classic abuser with real anger issues. I'm glad he decided not to take that poo poo and end things right there, good for him. Wow. Calling that verbal abuse is a scorching hot take. Consider how you word things a little more maybe. This is clearly a case of textual abuse.
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May 18, 2019 16:58
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Words are misappropriated at unprecedented rates and you p much have to figure out the meaning by context, welcome to the internet.
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May 18, 2019 17:10
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Words are misappropriated at unprecedented rates and you p much have to figure out the meaning by context, welcome to the internet. You should always figure out words by context. Language should be viewed descriptively, not prescriptively.
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May 18, 2019 17:21
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Pirate Radar posted:I always thought thot standing for "that ho over there" was some kind of faux-black folk etymology made up by white people so they'd feel cool using the word, to be honest It is and they are. But despite the false acronym etymology which is a trend in the process of cooptation, thot is really just a synonym for ho. Ratchet is also used to call women hoes. See also chickenhead, tipdrill and many other horrible names that weren’t created by rap necessarily but popularized and normalized by it.
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May 18, 2019 17:23
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MasBrillante posted:You are absolutely right that there is no point to getting men to acknowledge that some words are misogynistic bullshit, no matter how many cute new slang words you use to redefine it. 
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May 18, 2019 18:16
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[Help!] The Girl I Like Won’t Respond to My Emails (´･ω･`)quote:There’s this girl I’ve had feelings for since high school and now we’re in college together. We’ll call her Denko. Once we hit second year, we went out drinking, and I worked up the courage to exchange numbers. We started out talking often, but she hasn’t answered me in three days now. I’m getting depressed just thinking that Denko might be sick or that something happened to her. Please, somebody give me some advice. (´･ω･`) quote:Well, I called her too in case she was sick or something happened…Maybe this last email I sent did something to hurt Denko’s feelings? Give me your opinion here: quote:I haven't had much experience talking to girls... (´･ω･`)
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May 18, 2019 18:25
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:[Help!] The Girl I Like Won’t Respond to My Emails (´･ω･`) I can’t find the “get murdered” smiley but pretend I posted it here.
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May 18, 2019 18:39
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STUPID loving HAMSTER FACE
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May 18, 2019 18:40
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She was waiting for the 601'st email. Obviously it was just a test to see if you truly loved her.
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May 18, 2019 18:44
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He doesn't need help getting the girl, he needs help securing a stool and tying up a noose
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May 18, 2019 18:57
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a classic for the ages, a hero for these dark times.
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May 18, 2019 19:05
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http://www.scaryforkids.com/denko/ Thanks, I hate it.
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May 18, 2019 19:07
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mng posted:http://www.scaryforkids.com/denko/ The narration on this is pretty great, too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw-ID3eMcEw And the whole playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpNAl5zLZSMUcMfsUrHFGR_avA6Jql2bl Soysaucebeast fucked around with this message at 19:27 on May 18, 2019 |
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May 18, 2019 19:09
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I love the guy that keeps trying to get the creep to buy hamsters, he owns
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May 18, 2019 19:17
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I assume this was already posted but lmao https://twitter.com/meaganrosae/status/1129456839161241601
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May 18, 2019 19:31
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Jose posted:I assume this was already posted but lmao That's breathtaking.
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May 18, 2019 19:57
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Jose posted:I assume this was already posted but lmao brutal
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May 18, 2019 20:04
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Jose posted:I assume this was already posted but lmao That's cool on many levels. Not only does she spoil it, but that also makes it clear that it's a lovely show and she's ruining all hope for him. She's cool like the blue guy
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May 18, 2019 20:30
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ad090 posted:AITA for telling my wife that her dad isn't that bad? Eeeeh. You should believe people when they said they've been abused. But the OP said the wife also cited talking too much and being overbearing as part of her problem with her dad. I would think true abusive behavior would mean those other things would never be mentioned in the same breath.
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May 18, 2019 20:35
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areyoucontagious posted:I can’t find the “get murdered” smiley but pretend I posted it here. quote:600 emails and still no reply, so I'm really thinking something might have happened... (´･ω･`) quote:Alright, alright, maybe people think I'm creepy! quote:Me: "What do you do for fun? What do you listen to? I like watching lots of movies and reading lots of books, I guess... (´･ω･`)" quote:I'M CALLING HER NOW quote:I sent her an email saying I knew I shouldn't have hung up, and my heart just wasn't ready... quote:I TALKED WITH DENKO! And I invited her to see the cherry blossoms! quote:Denko helped me out when I was being badly bullied in high school. quote:Anyway, we're making plans for four of us to get together!
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May 18, 2019 20:54
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Super fake but I still approve of the murder
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May 18, 2019 20:55
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My [22M] girlfriend [20F] has given me a ‘free pass’ for a holiday abroad. Do I use it? So a few of my close guy friends and I [22M] decided to book a holiday abroad, and just so happened that it coincided with a big music festival. So we booked tickets for it too. My girlfriend [20F] of three months only found out about this trip last week, and we’re leaving next week. Totally slipped my mind about telling her but she didn’t seem to care much. She knows that my friends are big random hookup people and big drug takers, as am I, but I obviously wasn’t planning on random sex in tents this time around. She sat me down yesterday and told me that she would much prefer that we took a “break” when I’m away on this holiday. She said that whether I did anything or not, it would put her mind at rest and allow her to feel totally at ease with the idea of me getting high surrounded by thousands of pretty, and scarcely covered to be honest, girls. She said she doesn’t know how she’d react and if she’d be okay with it, and that she’s neither condoning or encouraging me to cheat, but that she’d be more afraid of me resenting her for having to pass up a hookup or threesome because of her than of her getting her feelings hurt. I hadn’t really thought of this as an option, but now I’m wondering - should I take this ‘free pass’ opportunity? My girlfriend is a beautiful girl and a great partner, but I did really enjoy my hookup days and the excitement of doing it with a girl you didn’t know. Should I take this free pass in that case? I told her I’d think about it and tell her tonight what my answer is. And for those who will insist she’s cheating - maybe you’re right, but - she is 1) an ethics student who is probably the most solidly moral compassed person I know, 2) she isn’t a big person to sleep around and 3) she said she’s only suggesting this for me because it’s a ‘special occasion’. She wouldn’t have suggested it if I was just going for a night out or something. She told me within the first month of us dating that she had once felt like she was almost going to cheat on her ex, so she blocked the friend she may have cheated with and told her boyfriend who forgave her and said she did the right thing by telling him. Tl;Dr - my girlfriend wants to give me a ‘free pass’. Do I take it?
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May 18, 2019 21:35
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AITA for pointing out the warning signs that my brothers girlfriend is putting out? My brother has been dating this chick for like 5 years. She’s quiet and barely talks to the family except for my mom when she comes over. My mom says she’s just shy but she seems standoffish and uppity. I’ll come right out and say I never really liked her. She’s in grad school living off her daddys money while my brother has a high paying finance job. It looks like she was just trying to find a new pay check for when her dad stops covering everything and shes using my brother for that. My brother arranged a massive proposal where both families and all their friends would come celebrate after he proposed. She really pissed me off at the celebration. If shes really just shy, why is she suddenly all over my brother, kissing him and sitting in his lap and talking to everyone. She was on her phone the whole time taking pictures of her hand and the loving massive ring he bought her. It’s like her whole personality changed once she got what she wanted. On top of that one of my aunts made a joke about them having kids soon and my brothers girlfriend said nope I’m not having kids get ready for some adopted babies. It rubbed me the wrong way that she couldn’t just roll with the joke and needed to assert herself suddenly when she was never even talking to us before. I told my brother that I don’t think he should marry her becauSe she has bad intentions and was just chasing the stability and finances he provides. He told me to gently caress myself and blocked me on social media. My mom is pissed at me too and told me to get my poo poo together. I don’t really give a shot about reconciling but I’m wondering if I’m in the wrong. Am I the rear end in a top hat for pointing out the red flags that I see everywhere? quote:Work builds character and on top of that shes studying a low paying nonsense field using other peoples money. I said the issue was the character change not that she was excited. Now that shes got him locked down and has a massive expensive diamond shes happy but she never was before? she's studying.... GENDER STUDIES
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May 18, 2019 21:37
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My [22M] girlfriend [20F] has given me a ‘free pass’ for a holiday abroad. Do I use it? do it you loving moron. DOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIITTTTTT
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My Boyfriend (23M) encouraged me (21F) not to go on a study abroad trip and then went on it himself. Really? Because it totally is. When someone tells you who they are, believe them. This guy is telling you he's a piece of poo poo because he is. Believe him, dump him, learn the lesson and move on
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May 18, 2019 21:46
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA Mad at my wife’s “prank” and her reneging on promise? 1. Lol 2. Duuuuump 3. The wife coerced him into a sexual encounter that he would not otherwise have engaged in by lying, and he's wondering if he overreacted 4. Lmfao
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May 18, 2019 21:48
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My [22M] girlfriend [20F] has given me a ‘free pass’ for a holiday abroad. Do I use it? She's already picked the guy she's going to gently caress while he's gone.
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May 18, 2019 21:51
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datajugend posted:do it you loving moron. DOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIITTTTTT Yeah, she's sleeping around or has someone in mind. He should do what he feels like, then see how it goes with the gf when he gets back. Maybe they're both cool with it, maybe not, but whatever, they're 20 and have been together 3 months
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May 18, 2019 21:51
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Jose posted:I assume this was already posted but lmao hahahaha
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May 18, 2019 21:52
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My (25F) MIL(69F) thinks that keeping our rural animals outdoors is abusivequote:So my MIL is a bit... nuts about animals. When my husband and I were dating, their dog would lie on leather furniture. Their current (and past) purebred cat eats diet wet food with the family on the dinningroom table. She sang songs of their praises. No expense was spared, and putting them down was never an option, regardless of how sick they got. I saw her let a cow lick her on the face once.
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May 18, 2019 21:54
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outdoors cats are an invasive and highly destructive pest though, for the sake of all native flora and fauna don't ever let your pet cats outside. i highly doubt their fence keeps it in
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Smirking_Serpent posted:And for those who will insist she’s cheating - maybe you’re right, but - she is 1) an ethics student who is probably the most solidly moral compassed person I know ahahahahahaha
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