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Powered Descent posted:How about, like, there's a road race that the crew has to win? With like racing team uniforms and everything. But with spaceships of course. Pretty sure the Delta Flyer was involved in some bullshit like this
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Quicksilver6 posted:I keep forgetting that when it comes to Voyager, every stupid joke you could ever make turns out to have been the plot to an episode somehow. What if Tom Paris goes too fast. . .
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It should have turned out that leather glove Voyager was real and they got into a big fight and they end up winning and returning to Earth to live in luxury.
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Tom Paris is the worst Star Trek character. Neelix ain’t got poo poo on him.
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speaking of Voyager, let's see whats on the cutting edge of star trek voyager slash -zappho aw 
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Pick posted:speaking of Voyager, let's see whats on the cutting edge of star trek voyager slash I choose to believe that this is Tuvok and Neelix
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May 20, 2019 04:52
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Bogus Adventure posted:I choose to believe that this is Tuvok and Neelix thats weird. why would tuvok want to cuddle with neelix when suder is there
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Pick posted:thats weird. why would tuvok want to cuddle with neelix when suder is there Because Suder is dead
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May 20, 2019 04:58
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And nobody saved the Betazoid version of his katra.
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May 20, 2019 04:59
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Kibayasu posted:TOS novel did it first. It even ends with the Enterprise drifting through an explosion. Actually I just remembered. It’s the Enterprise drifting around a planet through an explosion, possibly while at warp.
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Bogus Adventure posted:And nobody saved the Betazoid version of his katra. in fanfic anything is possible it's in tom paris :o
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May 20, 2019 05:02
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computer generate a page of the somethingawful star trek thread that doesn't contain a reference to neelix.
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May 20, 2019 05:14
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"Now generating holodeck program: "Neelix Neelix Neelix, All Talaxians All The Time"" You should know better than to ask a star trek computer for something you like. It never goes right.
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May 20, 2019 05:17
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don't blame me, i posted star trek slash. neelix-free.
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Pick posted:in fanfic anything is possible One day I will finish my terrible Star Trek fanfic set in the 25th Century
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Pick posted:in fanfic anything is possible what? no. it's in the doctor. tuvok has to mind-meld with the ship's computer, via the bio-nerual gel packs. Farmer Crack-Ass fucked around with this message at 06:01 on May 20, 2019 |
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while everyone else is getting drunk and banging the innkeeper or turning barmaids into bovines in free haven, tuvok discreetly slips off to a quiet cottage just outside town. inside he finds suder, and they know togetherness again
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May 20, 2019 06:01
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Voyager. . . was a mistake.
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Blistex posted:Voyager. . . was a mistake. I watched Voyager when it was airing about the same amount I watched the TNG reruns. I have almost 0 memories of Voyager. It has been completely wiped from my memory. It's fantastic.
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FlamingLiberal posted:God this reminds me of that Voyager episode where Neelix dies and finds out there is no god and then wants to kill himself Seven of Nine screws it all up by having a way to bring him back and deciding to share it instead of keeping her mouth shut.
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Gildiss posted:I watched Voyager when it was airing about the same amount I watched the TNG reruns. The Prophets have given you a gift my child.
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FlamingLiberal posted:God this reminds me of that Voyager episode where Neelix dies and finds out there is no god and then wants to kill himself Actually, Neelix's god was real, it just wanted him to kill himself, so it lied to him.
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sweet geek swag posted:Actually, Neelix's god was real, it just wanted him to kill himself, so it lied to him. Why would his god want him to join the blessed in the great forest? Presumably his god instead cursed him with immortality which would explain a lot.
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Xenocides posted:Why would his god want him to join the blessed in the great forest? Presumably his god instead cursed him with immortality which would explain a lot. You think his god is letting him into the great forest? They have a strict no pedos rule.
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Pick posted:speaking of Voyager, let's see whats on the cutting edge of star trek voyager slash I don’t remember Tuvok meeting Martin Freeman
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that entire episode of him losing his faith was depressing as gently caress i think i might have turned it off, even though i'm an atheist.
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Preston Waters posted:that entire episode of him losing his faith was depressing as gently caress I don't normally say this, but man. What an avatar + post combo. "I sense... PAIN!"
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May 20, 2019 10:32
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I thought that episode was funny because previous episodes proved the afterlife is real for other species but not for Neelix because he's trash people.
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May 20, 2019 11:10
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sweet geek swag posted:Actually, Neelix's god was real, it just wanted him to kill himself, so it lied to him. That wasn't his god, it was just his subconscious.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:That wasn't his god, it was just his subconscious. I think the fact that it told Neelix to kill himself is proof that it was in fact a good and loving God, looking out for the best interests of its followers.
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Powered Descent posted:How about, like, there's a road race that the crew has to win? With like racing team uniforms and everything. But with spaceships of course.
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FlamingLiberal posted:Trying to remember, but is that the stupid one where some AI or something gets into the Delta Flyer and Paris falls in love with it No, that's a different episode. They find a junked shuttle in a scrap field with a neural interface and a mental projection of an attractive woman, Paris becomes her interfaced pilot and it turns into your typical addiction/enabler story.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:No, that's a different episode. They find a junked shuttle in a scrap field with a neural interface and a mental projection of an attractive woman, Paris becomes her interfaced pilot and it turns into your typical addiction/enabler story.
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May 20, 2019 14:54
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FlamingLiberal posted:Look, sometimes you just gotta gently caress the hot ship Which ship was the hottest?
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May 20, 2019 14:56
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Iron Crowned posted:Which ship was the hottest? Enterprise 
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Iron Crowned posted:Which ship was the hottest? Mistress Janeway’s Voyager
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The Tholian vessel
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Mycroft Holmes posted:Enterprise To be specific, the refit Connie But I've always been sort of a nacelle guy. I know most guys just stare at the disk bulges, but drat once a shapely pair enters the screen, I'm there. The Stargazer always causes confused and conflicted feelings in my...heart.
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AlBorlantern Corps posted:The Thotian vessel
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