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Wow. The show did end like the books. A constant flow of diarrhea. Didnt think they had the guts.
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Bombadilillo posted:Wow. The show did end like the books. A constant flow of diarrhea. The more we watched the more it was poo poo, and the more it was poo poo the more we watched. It's like poetry it rhymes.
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May 20, 2019 18:51
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i just remembered kit harington is married to ygritte irl so really he won the game of thrones
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May 20, 2019 18:52
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If the show/book is following the intelligence and logic of season 1, a major political alliance need to form before the new king/government is installed. So it's obvious that Sansa need to marry a major house to seal the new alliance. The only remaining kingdom that has enough manpower to support the new King is Eyre. So if Sansa is a good student or Littlefinger she should marry Tit sucking Robin and claim the new Iron Throne. The capital need to move north for more military protection. Sansa can still name Tyrion as the hand in order to keep the Lannister faction. The Small Council need to include people from both Highgarden and Stormland (hammer boy). Bronn can get the gently caress out. He has no political nor military basis to back him up. If he wants give him the Twins and let himtake it himself. First thing she need to do after getting her government up and running is gathering the remaining force and kill off all the Dothrokis first. Dorne and the Iron Islands realistically can not be controlled by force in near term so Sansa should let they claim their semi independence and just content to be the "Queen of New Westeros" Sansa should also throw the Targayrians under the bus and paint them the enemies of Westeros. She should take this opportunity to kill off the remaining of the Targs and eliminate the house.
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May 20, 2019 18:53
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ygritte emerges out of the woods: "jon, the night king made me a zombie but my love for you kept me alive after he died!" It would make about as much sense as anything else that actually happened.
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Necros posted:i just remembered kit harington is married to ygritte irl so really he won the game of thrones Ygritte is the wildling redhead, Ros is the Winterfell whore who moved to KL and worked for Littlefinger of whom you are actually thinking of.
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:Ygritte is the wildling redhead, Ros is the Winterfell whore who moved to KL and worked for Littlefinger of whom you are actually thinking of. Yes, Ygritte is the wildling redhead, who is married to Jon IRL.
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May 20, 2019 18:55
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Strong Belwas fuckin owned and I was pissed when I realized he was never gonna show up.
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May 20, 2019 18:55
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Snow Cone Capone posted:ygritte emerges out of the woods: "jon, the night king made me a zombie but my love for you kept me alive after he died!" "Ygrette, how are you alive" "Yoo know noffin jon snow" Tormund pats his shoulder and smiles and is the best.
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May 20, 2019 18:56
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While I was imprisoned in the storage closet, I had a lot of time to think. I saw a bag of hay in there with me. This method of picking the king is called "drawing straws"
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May 20, 2019 18:56
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The idea that literally nobody has ever sailed west before is dumb as hell, even considering the fact that they never even mentioned Victarion Greyjoy.
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May 20, 2019 18:58
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Arya isn't sailing west either, her hired crew is just going to dump her in the ocean and head home with her money rather than sail off the end of the world like a bunch of idiots
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May 20, 2019 19:00
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Snow Cone Capone posted:The idea that literally nobody has ever sailed west before is dumb as hell, even considering the fact that they never even mentioned Victarion Greyjoy. They have sailed west before they’ve just never come back Jesus fuckin Christ clean the cum out of your ears and stick it back up your rear end
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May 20, 2019 19:02
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Stupid Post Maker posted:Can Jon be burned to death since he’s half Targaryen? This pissed me off the most, they had a prime opportunity for angry Drogon to torch all of Jon's clothes off, and we get the dramatic reveal of Kit Harrington hanging dong and looking confused. That would have made for an A+ episode, gently caress you D&D forever for squandering that.
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May 20, 2019 19:02
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All hail King Bran the Broken Plot, First of the Lame
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May 20, 2019 19:03
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jon burned the poo poo out of his hand back in season 1, not showing him as fire immune now seems a wierd thing to get upset about
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May 20, 2019 19:03
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Jon burned his hand on the lantern in season one when he threw it on the wight in castle black, not fireproof
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May 20, 2019 19:04
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Snow Cone Capone posted:The idea that literally nobody has ever sailed west before is dumb as hell, even considering the fact that they never even mentioned Victarion Greyjoy. The thing was that in the west/east of Essos there's apparently some big danger thingy that caused everyone there to die. Euron once traveled nearby that area and it's part of why he was like he was. There's some Beyond the Wall level crap there and I guess that's exciting to discover.
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May 20, 2019 19:06
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Q: What's west of Westeros? A: The spin-off series.
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May 20, 2019 19:07
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GW: “Silence, Imp! We have heard too many words from you as it is.” Tyrion, in shackles for treason and utterly at the mercy of his Unsullied captors: “Yes, that is true. And also-” *7 minutes of Tyrion monologue*
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May 20, 2019 19:08
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Pretty sure Arya only went west because everyone expected her to explore Essos but ~expectations subverted~
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May 20, 2019 19:08
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Has anyone done the math yet to figure out what percentage of the frames of the entire series have a boob?
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May 20, 2019 19:11
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I actually found an ancient map at the bottom of the King's Landing rubble that lays out the positioning of the continents. It goes as follows Westermost / Westeros / Essish / Essos
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Crimpolioni posted:jon burned the poo poo out of his hand back in season 1, not showing him as fire immune now seems a wierd thing to get upset about Oh ok my bad... I guess I'm just upset he didn't hang dong.
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May 20, 2019 19:14
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sweet thursday posted:I actually found an ancient map at the bottom of the King's Landing rubble that lays out the positioning of the continents. It goes as follows
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bird with big dick posted:They have sailed west before they’ve just never come back Jesus fuckin Christ clean the cum out of your ears and stick it back up your rear end Sorry I'll pay closer attention to the dumb dialog on this show, and it absolutely makes more sense that Arya is deciding to sail away in a direction that a bunch of people have tried to explore and never returned  Goons Are Great posted:The thing was that in the west/east of Essos there's apparently some big danger thingy that caused everyone there to die. Euron once traveled nearby that area and it's part of why he was like he was. There's some Beyond the Wall level crap there and I guess that's exciting to discover. drat it would have been cool if they even remotely hinted at the crazy poo poo out there instead of "welp I'm goin exploring wish me luck"
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poverty goat posted:Arya isn't sailing west either, her hired crew is just going to dump her in the ocean and head home with her money rather than sail off the end of the world like a bunch of idiots It's a huge ship with a massive carved dire wolf head on the prow and has custom-made sails featuring her house sigil too. How can you not recognize the flagship of the mighty Stark war fleet that played such a prominent part in the show? Of course they're going to be loyal to her. Clyde Radcliffe fucked around with this message at 19:37 on May 20, 2019 |
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May 20, 2019 19:34
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Did tyrion ever ask where do whores go? Did he ever find out? Another good plotline unresolved 
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May 20, 2019 19:35
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Snow Cone Capone posted:
Shhhh shhhh shh shhh, it's over now 🙂
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May 20, 2019 19:38
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Zero VGS posted:Oh ok my bad... I guess I'm just upset he didn't hang dong. at least he flashed rear end
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May 20, 2019 19:45
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I can't believe Arya became a witcher.
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May 20, 2019 19:47
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a new study bible! posted:It's actually cool and good that in the final episode of a decade long story the characters unanimously decided that the object they've been fighting over is stupid and worthless. This actually would make sense with a little more establishment and setup over the season. It reasonably should be one of the main plot arcs but we have a writing team of retards.
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May 20, 2019 19:48
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Another major thing I just realized - why didn't the Unsullied/Dothraki just kill literally all the rulers there except the Dorn ones (and iron isles since they were loyal), sail across the sea. and live freely without consequence because whoever claims power back in Westeros will have them to thank for being able to be in power? She was their loving messiah and they were instilled with such loyalty as Unsullied that they'd kill themselves under command.
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May 20, 2019 19:49
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I liked the part where Bilbo finished the book and Frodo sailed away forever
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May 20, 2019 19:49
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I brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel once. *GoT outtro music*
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Fellis posted:Did tyrion ever ask where do whores go? Did he ever find out? Another good plotline unresolved they have sex with your dad
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May 20, 2019 19:51
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Remember Roose Bolton he was pretty cool and he got shanked stupidly without finishing his characters arc.
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https://twitter.com/adequate_scott/status/1130531427261517824?s=21
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superjew posted:I liked the part where Bilbo finished the book and Frodo sailed away forever arya is reepicheep
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lmao
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