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Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Leavemywife posted:

gently caress you, I like Diet Mountain Dew.

That was completely nonironic. It's the only pop I drink with any regularity and I will actively choose restaurants based on which ones have it.

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M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?



The Bloop posted:

Diet Coke is the only soda I really enjoy, with mountain dew throwback coming in a distant second.

It's "thinner" and much more refreshing, and I liken it strongly to coming to love skim milk after growing up with whole milk

I only drink diet soda when I do drink soda. For me regular soda and the 'zero' style ones leave me with a filmy sugar mouthfeel that standard diet just doesn't. I've never liked Mt. Dew and the only diet soda I really disliked was Tab. But Diet Coke, Diet Dr. Pepper, Diet RC are all fine with me.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Azathoth posted:

That was completely nonironic. It's the only pop I drink with any regularity and I will actively choose restaurants based on which ones have it.

Oh. It's my primary drink of choice, but I'm not too picky about what I drink. I prefer diet pop; I think it tastes better.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Screaming Idiot posted:

He recently pushed a law to keep people from smoking inside their own homes, which is kinda lovely since this is exactly the kinda of "nanny state" poo poo they're supposed to be against. It's purely a ploy to make life for the impoverished just a little bit worse and to make it easier to evict them. A friend of my mother across town was evicted recently because he smoked just outside his front door, but not regulated twenty-five feet away.

The dude was disabled and had to get around with a loving cane.

I love needing an air purifier to not have asthma attacks in my own home because my upstairs neighbor is allowed to smoke in his own home. The only problem with the law is it only applies in government housing.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/UPROXX/status/1131028363433435138


quote:

According to the Associated Press, three hand-written wills were found in the late singer’s home in Pontiac, Michigan. Franklin’s niece and the current representative of her estate, Sabrina Owens, discovered a key to a locked cabinet at Franklin’s home on May 3, according to a court filing. Inside the cabinet were two wills from 2010. One claimed that a will that had been written years prior was “no good.” The other had a notary’s signature.

Owens claims that later that day she discovered a third will scrawled in a notebook that she found underneath the cushions of a living room couch. The third will is allegedly dated March 2014 and the four-page document sets aside various assets for family members, including Franklin’s four sons and grandchildren.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

rodbeard posted:

I love needing an air purifier to not have asthma attacks in my own home because my upstairs neighbor is allowed to smoke in his own home. The only problem with the law is it only applies in government housing.

I'm sorry about your breathing problems, but the regulation isn't made to improve the air quality, they're made to punish the poor. If the government really cared about your breathing problems, they'd cutting back on pollution regulation and give better access to healthcare and have better programs to help people get off smoking while coming down on tobacco lobbyists.

The government doesn't want to help, the government seeks only to carve away at the liberty and well-being of society and the individual both in order to serve corporate interests.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Screaming Idiot posted:

I'm sorry about your breathing problems, but the regulation isn't made to improve the air quality, they're made to punish the poor. If the government really cared about your breathing problems, they'd cutting back on pollution regulation and give better access to healthcare and have better programs to help people get off smoking while coming down on tobacco lobbyists.

The government doesn't want to help, the government seeks only to carve away at the liberty and well-being of society and the individual both in order to serve corporate interests.

The smoking defender has logged in.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

diet dr. pepper

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib

Shifty Nipples posted:

diet dr. pepper

Dr. Pepper 10, killed by it's horrible marketing, rest in peace.

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

Screaming Idiot posted:

I'm sorry about your breathing problems, but the regulation isn't made to improve the air quality, they're made to punish the poor. If the government really cared about your breathing problems, they'd cutting back on pollution regulation and give better access to healthcare and have better programs to help people get off smoking while coming down on tobacco lobbyists.

The government doesn't want to help, the government seeks only to carve away at the liberty and well-being of society and the individual both in order to serve corporate interests.

gently caress off

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Screaming Idiot posted:

I'm sorry about your breathing problems, but the regulation isn't made to improve the air quality, they're made to punish the poor. If the government really cared about your breathing problems, they'd cutting back on pollution regulation and give better access to healthcare and have better programs to help people get off smoking while coming down on tobacco lobbyists.

The government doesn't want to help, the government seeks only to carve away at the liberty and well-being of society and the individual both in order to serve corporate interests.

As another person who has serious problems with cigarette smoke, gently caress you. Saying that cigarette smokers should be more important than those around them (who ALSO have lovely health care and little opportunity to move) is pretty hosed up no matter how you try to justify it with 'government bad.'

It sucks for your mother's friend but you actively ignore the people around him and try to downplay their own issues just to fit your narrative.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Shifty Nipples posted:

diet dr. pepper

dudeness posted:

Dr. Pepper 10, killed by it's horrible marketing, rest in peace.

Dr Pepper. No period. This is important.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
Listen, guys. I understand that you’ve given a variety of legitimate reasons why smoking bans might actually be about people’s health and well-being, but I saw this episode of South Park once that really opened my eyes. I’m sorry that you’re curled up on the floors of your apartments trying to stay beneath the smoke layer so you won’t cough until you bleed, but it’s not really about you.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Shifty Nipples posted:

diet dr. pepper

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Screaming Idiot posted:

The dude was disabled and had to get around with a loving cane.
Sounds like a guy who really doesn't need additional smoking related health problems.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Phlegmish posted:

That's hilarious, first I figured it might be someone involved with fulltube.xxx plugging their site, but then they mention a completely different site. Not sure what the angle is unless this is a parody article

Why would you plug your legal porn site in the pedophile crime report?? What none pedophile is coming out of reading that feeling horned up?

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem

Aesop Poprock posted:

Why would you plug your legal porn site in the pedophile crime report?? What none pedophile is coming out of reading that feeling horned up?

the web crawler choosing how highly-ranked your porn site is in search results

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



what kind of weird lovely building lets smoke pass between apartments

are the walls made of papier mache or something

Tex Avery
Feb 13, 2012

Krankenstyle posted:

what kind of weird lovely building lets smoke pass between apartments

are the walls made of papier mache or something

Building codes on the US are surprisingly lax when it comes to walls. Throw up some lovely, paper thin insulation and drywall over that and presto! The walls between your units are up to code.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

chitoryu12 posted:

The new guy in charge who made the decision was hired at a time that Coke's dominance had been slipping and was told that he had essentially free reign over fixing the problem. He decided that the best way to compete was to figure out what competitors were doing with their drinks and be more like them, even if that meant changing the formula.

It's the kind of simplistic solution that a lot of people thinking about ways to compete end up taking, not realizing that there may be other factors than exactly what the product is.

Yeah but in the end, he did save Coke.

Accelerationism worked.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Shifty Nipples posted:

diet dr. pepper

seconding

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:yeshaha:

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

ultrafilter posted:

Dr Pepper. No period. This is important.

poo poo you are right, I guess when I was going for low effort no capitalization "dr" was looking like "duuuurrr". I'll try to do better next time.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

We just yabba dabba don't know.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

ImpAtom posted:

As another person who has serious problems with cigarette smoke, gently caress you. Saying that cigarette smokers should be more important than those around them (who ALSO have lovely health care and little opportunity to move) is pretty hosed up no matter how you try to justify it with 'government bad.'

It sucks for your mother's friend but you actively ignore the people around him and try to downplay their own issues just to fit your narrative.

I'm not downplaying anyone's issues, but banning cigarettes doesn't do anything about the wider problem. It's a "liberal" solution, in that it just punishes the symptoms to appease some while leaving the real problems untouched. It's the same drat thinking behind the "tough on crime" and "war on drugs" narrative faux progressives like to push.

What, are we going to support banning alcohol in public housing? After all, broken bottles can be a safety hazard, and if a poor has drinking money, they have money for non-public housing, am I right? Or hey, how about peanut butter? Lots of kids with a terrible allergy to peanuts, can't risk them coming into trace contact with it. Or how about animals? Lots of people with pet allergies, and they can cause lots of damage and make lots of messes. And let's not forget about marijuana, the devil's lettuce! And so on, and so forth.

I don't like smoking. My parents both smoked and it's left me and my sister with lasting health problems, and my mother has serious COPD that I'm pretty sure is going to eventually kill her. Banning cigarettes from public housing isn't going to get her to quit, though. Kicking elderly old men onto the street who, if they quit smoking, might add about ten minutes onto their lifespan isn't the way. Instead of threatening to evict people for a disgusting habit, we need stronger reforms to curtail people from getting addicted in the first place while providing free smoke cessation assistance.

Tex Avery posted:

Building codes on the US are surprisingly lax when it comes to walls. Throw up some lovely, paper thin insulation and drywall over that and presto! The walls between your units are up to code.

This, too. Public housing needs better ventilation and sturdier construction. If public housing was so dead-goddamn-set on having breathable air they might do something about the black mold growing in my bathroom that I've spent almost three hundred bucks in the past three years trying and failing to clear.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




I'm goong to guess it probably wasn't wowie

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Screaming Idiot posted:

I'm not downplaying anyone's issues, but banning cars without catalytic converters doesn't do anything about the wider problem. It's a "liberal" solution, in that it just punishes the symptoms to appease some while leaving the real problems untouched. It's the same drat thinking behind the "tough on crime" and "war on drugs" narrative faux progressives like to push.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Phlegmish posted:

I'm goong to guess it probably wasn't wowie

more like maui wowie, buddy

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Man I remember the first time I drove a car without a cat, what a rush. Glad I weaned myself off that chemically addictive experience before the environmental laws kicked in.

Second hand smoke is assault but the solution to housing offenders is probably carting them to cessation therapy and replacing their smoke products with smokeless instead of making them literally homeless.

Terrible Opinions
Oct 18, 2013



In this metaphor we'd be throwing people who drove those cars into jail, but doing literally nothing to the manufacturers or places selling them.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan
The United States is all about punishment, not fixing the actual problems. I am loving glad smoking is getting banned everywhere, but I also know it is the sledgehammer solution to the problem. My wife has asthma and so did her dad. Going to restaurants with them 15 years ago was horrible. We'd have to sit in the tiny four booth non-smoking section and get second-hand smoked to death. I don't smoke, I've never smoked; I shouldn't end up smelling like smoke just because someone else is addicted to nicotine and can't wait loving 30 minutes.

It would take a generational shift to address the problem where it belongs: the corporations who profit off of addiction and actively encourage it. Right now, we can treat the symptom and improve the health of hundreds or thousands of innocent bystanders.

Terrible Opinions
Oct 18, 2013



Yeah, even though eventually it's going to disappear more or less entirely in the US tobacco companies are still going to be bullying smaller countries into letting them sell cigs to toddlers.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/pitchfork/status/1131560094783758336


quote:

Curtis opened a red-paneled module on the Buchla, at which point he saw “a crust or a crystalline residue on it.” Curtis reportedly sprayed a cleaning solvent on the area and attempted to dislodge the crystal with his finger. After 45 minutes, Curtis was overcome with a strange tingling sensation, followed by a nine-hour trip, the report states.

The substance found on the instrument was later tested and identified as LSD, according to KPIX 5. An anonymous LSD researcher and expert later confirmed to KPIX 5 that the drug can remain potent for decades if stored in a cool, dark place, and that it is possible to ingest LSD through the skin.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Explains all those dope Kaitlyn Aurelia Smith albums.

Everybody knows that dinosaurs said "It's a living." :cmon:

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
We have extensive evidence that it was "yee"

Dylan16807
May 12, 2010

Platystemon posted:

catalytic converters
Since you're still allowed to smoke outside, and this is entirely about indoor air quality, I'd say the closer equivalent to catalytic converters is the whole "better walls and ventilation" thing, not relocating the smokers.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
Man Hiding Drugs in Butt Accidentally Shoots Himself in Testicles.

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




lmao the balloon slip happening twice

bet it'll happen in court too lol

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