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SplitSoul posted:FINISH. THE loving. STORY. What happened? What about the glands? well the steroids regimen got him a ton of "looking great" stories in the life style sections, op. they did not mention his future lymphoma, that's bad for business
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May 26, 2019 19:42
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uber_stoat posted:his steady diet of adrenochrome and child's blood has really worked wonders, hasn't it? i thought it was a made up thing from fear and loathing
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May 26, 2019 20:07
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poo poo, does Fear and Loathing mention it??
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May 26, 2019 20:20
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Tubgoat posted:poo poo, does Fear and Loathing mention it?? Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas posted:"Adrenochrome,” he said. “You won’t need much. Just a tiny taste.”
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May 26, 2019 20:27
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Thanks! I only saw the movie and didn't remember that bit immediately.
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May 26, 2019 20:29
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DONT THREAD ON ME posted:i thought it was a made up thing from fear and loathing it's a real thing, as in a real chemical, but no one is actually harvesting it from human bodies and eating to artificially extend their lives, despite what some super smart internet people might tell you. 
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May 26, 2019 20:32
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i bet johnny depp would try to though. all those badly photoshopped pictures have convinced me.
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May 26, 2019 21:15
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hunter thompson managed to convince multiple generations that his fake politician drugs were real and it owns.
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May 26, 2019 21:25
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joe biden is a god drat ibogaine addict
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May 26, 2019 21:27
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joe biden gets high by snorting the dandruff flakes of girls of any age
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May 26, 2019 21:55
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redleader posted:It's definitely SMAC, the most quotable game of all time. Specifically, it comes from Pravin Lal, the only guy left who believes in the UN and their mission of protecting human rights and freedoms in the face of alien monsters and cultish fanaticism. With an anodyne ideology based in the End Of History 90's liberalism and decorum, Lal is the most boring, inoffensive dude who just wants things to be back to normal. And somehow the mood is just perfectly captured by how he plans to use genetic engineering and cloning technology. Yang: "Im going to engineer a loyal race of workers" Santiago: "Im going to build the perfect army of super soldiers" Skye: "I'm going to gently caress that mind worm" Zakharov: "I'm going to invent new unethical human experiments" Morgan: "I'm going to get slightly richer" Miriam: "This cyberpunk dystopia sucks I'm going to kill myself" Lal: "I'm going to clone my girlfriend" Obviously this makes Miriam the most CSPAM of them all.
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May 27, 2019 03:48
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Miriam is funny as hell because despite us being told that's she's a bigoted theocrat all her quotes are about how technology is gonna make things worse for people and she's completely right
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May 27, 2019 04:14
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we must dissent
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May 27, 2019 04:39
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Dr. S.O. Feelgood posted:i bet johnny depp would try to though. all those badly photoshopped pictures have convinced me. Johnny Depp looks like a lesbian Cryptkeeper busking for cash in New Orleans. Bitch could use some people juice in that dry rear end wine bag he calls a body.
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May 27, 2019 05:00
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its insane how much effort they put into SMAC lol. its a shame they dont make a remaster. SMAC and Civ2 in general are really fun, I don't really mind stack combat. It's less retarded than the civ 5 version anyway
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May 27, 2019 05:03
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mysterious frankie posted:Johnny Depp looks like a lesbian Cryptkeeper busking for cash in New Orleans. Bitch could use some people juice in that dry rear end wine bag he calls a body. 
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May 27, 2019 05:18
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Agean90 posted:Miriam is funny as hell because despite us being told that's she's a bigoted theocrat all her quotes are about how technology is gonna make things worse for people and she's completely right This. Also the game has a mechanic that simulates climate change. SMAC is the best civ game.
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May 27, 2019 05:34
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 gently caress you, planet, we balance our books using the disposable plastic sales ratio there is no other way to calculate daily sales, sorry we're not wizards here
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May 27, 2019 18:08
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Enfys posted:
Hey, it's nice of them to put up a sign warning you away from their business. Don't judge.
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May 27, 2019 18:13
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Imagine being that dumb and lacking that sort of awareness. drat.
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May 27, 2019 18:14
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where is that
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May 27, 2019 18:15
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Even if making calculations another way is impossible, just...take a cup out of the system and set it aside, then put it back in after you do the numbers.
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May 27, 2019 18:42
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so the actual problem here is they can't trust the person running the POS to not skim off the cash sales of beverages. I wonder why is that. 
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May 27, 2019 18:46
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you track soft drink sales by case of syrup, unless your an idiot, like whoever does the numbers there.
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May 27, 2019 20:01
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It's probably a dude who is not very good at his job trying to avoid having to interact with the computer / inventory / cash register system outside the bits he already knows
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May 27, 2019 20:21
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I've heard of other places tracking drink sales via the cups as well, so it can't be super uncommon.
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May 27, 2019 20:29
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aphid_licker posted:It's probably a dude who is not very good at his job trying to avoid having to interact with the computer / inventory / cash register system outside the bits he already knows When you're doing the books, just throw enough cups into the dumpster to make the numbers add up to whatever you want them to be. #lifehack
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May 27, 2019 20:34
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aphid_licker posted:It's probably a dude who is not very good at his job trying to avoid having to interact with the computer / inventory / cash register system outside the bits he already knows it also means you can keep employees from getting to drink soda on the job without paying full price
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May 27, 2019 20:49
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Trabisnikof posted:it also means you can keep employees from getting to drink soda on the job without paying full price An enterprising employee will notice that they just need to supply their own container to get it for free, unnoticed 
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May 27, 2019 21:25
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MRC48B posted:so the actual problem here is they can't trust the person running the POS to not skim off the cash sales of beverages. I wonder why is that. millenials ruining everything 
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May 27, 2019 21:30
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Trabisnikof posted:it also means you can keep employees from getting to drink soda on the job without paying full price its always funny when some lovely owner does this because a case of soda syrup works out that a 12 oz. glass costs basically nothing to fill with soda. I'm pretty sure the water and electricity usage is the expensive part. they make like 30 gallons
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May 27, 2019 21:50
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Larry Parrish posted:its always funny when some lovely owner does this because a case of soda syrup works out that a 12 oz. glass costs basically nothing to fill with soda. I'm pretty sure the water and electricity usage is the expensive part. they make like 30 gallons oh yeah its absolutely insane like how people get arrested over "stealing" a refill or whatever
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May 27, 2019 21:57
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theyre stealing the profit to which the business owner has a divine right
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May 27, 2019 22:11
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I worked at a gas station and like 99% of our profit was from the soda fountain. We could take a loss on basically everything because we had a constant stream of customers coming in 24/7 to buy a dollar big gulp that cost like 5 cents to make
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May 27, 2019 22:22
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the iPhone ringer volume adjustment floating faintly over this image is freaking me out. why is that there
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May 27, 2019 23:04
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Sound Mr. Brown posted:the iPhone ringer volume adjustment floating faintly over this image is freaking me out. why is that there Someone took a screen cap without fully waiting for it to fade. Amateur and shameful
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May 27, 2019 23:09
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https://twitter.com/AthertonKD/status/1133052831605415936
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May 28, 2019 03:05
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Trabisnikof posted:oh yeah its absolutely insane like how people get arrested over "stealing" a refill or whatever The unwritten contract of soda fountains is that if the customer fills their own cup, they get free refills. Don’t like giving out free refills? Put the machine behind the counter. If you want to scrimp on labour costs, free refills is the price demanded.
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May 28, 2019 08:24
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https://twitter.com/chipro/status/1133061580491448320
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May 28, 2019 08:55
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"""""debate"""" was musk getting dunked on by the entire scientific community
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