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King of Bees posted:
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Duzzy Funlop posted:I NEED THIS Have to translate it into German though because gabelstaplerfahrer is funny to me German is an excellent language where you can find a word for any expression or thing.
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May 29, 2019 04:58
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orange juche posted:Have to translate it into German though because gabelstaplerfahrer is funny to me German? Forklift? Staplerfahrer? Es ist Zeit für KLAUSSSSSSSSS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yta70t1cJdo
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May 29, 2019 05:00
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King of Bees posted:
No, seriously, I need to know where you found these. I can't GIS them, and I need this exact one, damnit. It needs to adorn my torso within the week.
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May 29, 2019 05:07
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I’m pretty sure Amazon has a ton of those machine generated Chinese shirts. Maybe it was Alibaba?
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May 29, 2019 05:18
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There's a bunch of shirt websites that are just computer-generated lists. The best are the hardcore rear end skull and dagger ones like I TAKE NO poo poo, I STAND ALONE, I DO WHAT FEW DARE, I AM A (accounts payable manager)
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May 29, 2019 05:24
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Duzzy Funlop posted:No, seriously, I need to know where you found these. I can't GIS them, and I need this exact one, damnit. It needs to adorn my torso within the week. Are these close enough? (Left in the ad copy because it’s hilarious) US $9.71 19％ Off | GILDAN All born equal then some become Forklift operator shirt Mother's Day Ms. T-shirt https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/eh2bhVq US $9.71 19％ Off | GILDAN Forklift operator shirt- Do impossible for ungrateful shirt Hot men's T-shirt https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/pa5D56g Just searched AliExpress for “forklift shirt” didn’t see that one though
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May 29, 2019 05:42
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Found a lawyer version US $7.99 20％ Off | 100％ Cotton O-neck Custom Printed Men T shirt Lawyer It cannot be inherited nor can it ever be Women T-Shirt https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/bMYenlGc They do get oddly specific US $11.61 17％ Off | Tug Boat Captain - It Cannot Be Inherited Nor Can Ever Popular Tagless Tee T-Shirt https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/b6aAj8cC
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May 29, 2019 05:46
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I'm not gonna lie, at least 20% of why I want to vote for Warren is that I love her dog. https://twitter.com/ewarren/status/1133548333446901760?s=19
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May 29, 2019 08:41
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Hot Karl Marx posted:i would love to be one of millions of people completely taken by surprise by this: But please, I’m sure someone will write a pearl clutching op-ed to go on about how people confronting him and upsetting his wife when they dine out in public is somehow a bigger problem 
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May 29, 2019 08:48
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Acebuckeye13 posted:I'm not gonna lie, at least 20% of why I want to vote for Warren is that I love her dog. Write in campaign to vote the dog in as president. There is no law that says a dog can't run the country.
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May 29, 2019 08:50
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Should be a law to have to have a devoted dog* to run. If a dog cant deal with you then gently caress you. *a feline or other mainstream pet is also acceptable gently caress you and your albino slug it doesn't count
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May 29, 2019 08:54
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I follow Bailey on Twitter, I want to give him a ferry ride
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May 29, 2019 09:04
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Stravag posted:Should be a law to have to have a devoted dog* to run. If a dog cant deal with you then gently caress you. Just a reminder that Donny is the first president since Reagan to not have a pet in the White House, but he got a dog when he was re-elected. After them you have to go back to James K. Polk to find a president without a pet.
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May 29, 2019 09:18
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DoktorLoken posted:Apparently KCMO is getting whacked by a large tornado right now. Response from my co workers"does this mean we get to go home?" "No, there are still trucks out and the vault is easily the safest place to be"
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May 29, 2019 09:27
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A Bad Poster posted:Just a reminder that Donny is the first president since Reagan to not have a pet in the White House, but he got a dog when he was re-elected. After them you have to go back to James K. Polk to find a president without a pet. No truer sign that Donnie is a sociopath.
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May 29, 2019 12:44
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Stravag posted:Should be a law to have to have a devoted dog* to run. If a dog cant deal with you then gently caress you. THAT'S RIGHT, RYAN, A loving FERRET COULD DO THE JOB BETTER THAN YOU DID. HOW CAN YOU EVEN TELL THAT IT'S THE SAME FERRET AT EVERY CABINET MEETING AND ONE OF THE 11 OTHER WRIGGLY LITTLE FUCKERS HASN'T SWAPPED IN HALFWAY THROUGH? YOU CAN'T, RYAN, YOU CAN'T. [/John Oliver voice]
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May 29, 2019 13:14
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Trump doesn't have any pets (other than Ivanka), which should tell you the kind of person he is
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May 29, 2019 13:38
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GD_American posted:German? Counterpoint: Es ist immer zeit für Klaus.
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May 29, 2019 14:19
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Hmmmm https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/1133727598641655810?s=19 Awfully short notice! Also, no questions. facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 14:40 on May 29, 2019 |
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May 29, 2019 14:34
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There is a general strike in Argentina todayquote:BUENOS AIRES (Reuters) - A nationwide strike in Argentina protesting austerity measures under President Mauricio Macri brought the country's airports to a standstill and halted work at key grains ports on Wednesday, the latest sign of tension in the recession-hit nation. Argentina has had lots of strikes recently, and a pretty big May Day, but it doesn’t really show up on the US news radar
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May 29, 2019 14:35
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Acebuckeye13 posted:I'm not gonna lie, at least 20% of why I want to vote for Warren is that I love her dog. This just proves owning a Golden Retriever should be a part of any mental health regimen. I swear every single Golden I’ve ever met and played with acts just like that. It’s always a great pick me up on a lovely day.
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May 29, 2019 14:46
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facialimpediment posted:Hmmmm I'm gonna be in the middle of a plumbing inspection when this happens so the  will be real.
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May 29, 2019 14:53
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Oxygenpoisoning posted:This just proves owning a Golden Retriever should be a part of any mental health regimen. I swear every single Golden I’ve ever met and played with acts just like that. It’s always a great pick me up on a lovely day. Big dumb friendly dogs are the best but hoo boy is it rough after 8-9 years when you take them in for weird poops and it turns out they have a massive tumor
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May 29, 2019 14:53
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Madurai posted:Counterpoint: Es ist immer zeit für Klaus. Es ist indeed.
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May 29, 2019 14:54
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Handsome Ralph posted:I'm gonna be in the middle of a plumbing inspection when this happens so the if it was to be anything Barr/doj objected to they wouldn't be announcing it and hosting the event.
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May 29, 2019 14:54
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Tryzzub posted:There is a general strike in Argentina today Sudan's got one going too. But America doesn't care about black people.
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May 29, 2019 15:02
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Do they have oil? Do they need freedom?
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May 29, 2019 15:03
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LingcodKilla posted:Do they have oil? Do they need freedom? Yes to both.
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May 29, 2019 15:06
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Stultus Maximus posted:Yes to both. gently caress yeah let’s board the freedom train!
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LingcodKilla posted:gently caress yeah let’s board the freedom train! No, Saudi Arabia doesn't want us to.
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May 29, 2019 15:24
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pantslesswithwolves posted:But please, I’m sure someone will write a pearl clutching op-ed to go on about how people confronting him and upsetting his wife when they dine out in public is somehow a bigger problem Not what you were asking for, but here is CNN being SHOCKED!!! that Cocaine Mitch would have the gall to reverse his position. Bonus points if you can guess the author before you click on the link. CNN: Mitch McConnell's outrageous hypocrisy on a Supreme Court vacancy. https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/29/politics/mitch-mcconnell-supreme-court-scotus/index.html
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May 29, 2019 15:27
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May 29, 2019 15:31
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I'm the BLM cannon
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May 29, 2019 15:40
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I'm the Neo-Cons who are currently running the administration's foreign policy.
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May 29, 2019 15:50
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It's always weird when my worlds collide like this, so if y'all want a live feed: https://m.twitch.tv/washingtonpost
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https://twitter.com/GeraldoRivera/s...ingawful.com%2F
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May 29, 2019 15:51
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Can't wait for the republican cop to come out and say "NO OBSTRUCTION, NO COLLUSION it was all done on the other side!" (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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facialimpediment posted:It's always weird when my worlds collide like this, so if y'all want a live feed: I guaran-loving-tee that Trump's gonna poo poo on "a slight quiver" in Mueller's voice
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