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HazCat posted:I'm also curious about the (E: golf sex story) OP's gender. Uncomfortably forward sex stuff from a couple towards a woman is often the man-in-the-couple's idiot idea for broaching a possible threesome. The fantasy was probably that OP would find it super hot and go home with them after they finished playing golf. Unless it was a typo, the OP said he was a dude in the title It's still feasible that it was an elaborate way of roping in a third person for a threesome. But i think the simplest explanation is that the couple are a pair of perverts with no boundaries Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for hiding my amputation during a job interview? Nah, he's not wrong to do so. That seems like a reasonable enough job to hide his lack of arm
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AITA for ignoring my parents because they compare me to my twin brotherquote:So, me and my twin (16, males) have identical face, but we’re completely different. He works out, has shaved hair, plays football. Basically he’s more boyish. I’m just skinny, have long hair and I’m not into sports. I’m not that social. I have 5 close friends, he’s really social.
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA fo telling my parents I don’t want to share bathwater!? Today it's "reuse the bath water," tomorrow it will be "find your own place to live you goddamn deadbeat."
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AITA for spoiling the finale of Game of Thrones for my girlfriend after she chose to ignore my birthday? My girlfriend and I have been going out for about a year now. Great relationship overall. We've hit a major bump though. Here's what happened: So I'm not into Game of Thrones. It looks cool, but I've never gotten into it. My girlfriend is a huge fan though. She's read all of the books and has been watching the series since it came out. It's by far her favorite show. The Sunday before last was the huge finale. It also happened to be my birthday. Now I'm a huge birthday guy. For her birthday, back in January, I took her out to one of the best restaurants in my city (Seattle). I also got here a necklace with real gold... and it's not like I have a six-figure income either. Well, when my birthday came around, guess how she greeted me in the morning: "OMG the game of thrones finale is tonight. I'm literally dying!" Not even a happy birthday to me. It wasn't until we went downstairs that she realized it was my birthday. She made me toast, so that's something, I guess. Well, I was pretty drat disappointed she had nothing planned for me that day. Not even a gift. She's told me before she's "not a birthday person". I think that's kind of a lovely excuse considering what I've done for her birthday, but okay. That night, she went to her parents' place to watch the finale with her family. She invited me along, but l wasn't going to watch a show I had no interest in on my own birthday when I would have rather been out on a date with her. But whatever. I was pissed at this point, so I went online and found out what happened. Just as the show was going to start, I texted her this: "Hey babe, tell me how the show goes! Especially the part where Jon kills Daenerys, the throne is destroyed, and Bran becomes king!" Well she sent me a very heated response, basically telling me what a "loving rear end in a top hat" I am. An hour and a half later, she calls me, in tears, and asks why I spoiled something she's been waiting for several years for? We didn't have sex that night- in fact she decided to stay at her parents' for the next couple of days. Things have been very shaky since. So Reddit, AITA for spoiling a TV show while she chose to ignore my entire birthday? I don't see how a show can be that important, plus I apologized. Reddit, what do you think? Tl;dr: Girlfriend ignored my birthday, so I spoiled a TV show for her
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Antivehicular posted:This is fine in theory, but in practice, what happens if you get hired? Fess up and hope they understand? I just can't imagine having the "haha, so, uh, about that broken arm I had during the interview..." conversation with someone who'd just hired me. "Soooo remember my broken arm? Well it turns out it was more broken than I first thought. Like, way more broken"
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA fo telling my parents I don’t want to share bathwater!? That reminds me Is there an update on the professional writer who moved back home with her parents and needs a three hour hot shower a day as depression therapy and thinks the rest of her family is TA for not joining a gym to go shower at edit: no updates since it happened, it was called "AITA for taking long showers even though my therapist recommended them to me?" Pinecone Sample fucked around with this message at 03:12 on May 30, 2019 |
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Why did you not text her with the spoilers and a picture of danny getting stabbe with "our relationship" written on it
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Retaliating against someone for forgetting your birthday is a good way to make sure they remember your birthday every year in the future and also hate you. If not celebrating your birthday causes you to throw a temper tantrum, you are either a literal child or you have issues you need to work out in therapy.
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Pinecone Sample posted:That reminds me Probably still in the shower crying because the posters were so mean to her.
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MasBrillante posted:Retaliating against someone for forgetting your birthday is a good way to make sure they remember your birthday every year in the future and also hate you. If not celebrating your birthday causes you to throw a temper tantrum, you are either a literal child or you have issues you need to work out in therapy. I'm thinking it's less about forgetting the birthday and more about having picked a tv show over him.
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AITA - I moved for my husband's job, my kids now hate mequote:Bit long, stick with me. Throwaway because I'm active on a mom board, and haven't discussed this there.
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ad090 posted:AITA - I moved for my husband's job, my kids now hate me Burn her at the stake.
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A 5 year old isnt a baby
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Having two people fool around with a vibrator while you're all supposed to be hanging out is a third wheel scenario ratcheted up to eleven. That's it! Keep going! Er, could you repeat that last bit Steve? I didn't quite catch the punchline to your joke as I was mid-climax.
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FoolyCharged posted:I'm thinking it's less about forgetting the birthday and more about having picked a tv show over him. It’s still not a healthy or productive reaction. It’s very childish and obviously didn’t get him what he wanted, which is why he posted the thread. I feel like it is very obvious that this is a maladaptive behavior, and he’s the one who asked for advice. Mine would be to find a girlfriend that gives a poo poo about you.
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cumshitter posted:Oh looks like we got a paper jam no problem I'll just reach in here and WAAGHGH ARRRGGHHHH
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cumshitter posted:Oh looks like we got a paper jam no problem I'll just reach in here and WAAGHGH ARRRGGHHHH If he doesn't want to do that at work, he could claim that he lost his arm in a tragic fisting accident
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DemoneeHo posted:If he doesn't want to do that at work, he could claim that he lost his arm in a tragic fisting accident On a golf course!
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ad090 posted:AITA - I moved for my husband's job, my kids now hate me
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for hiding my amputation during a job interview? AND THAT'S WHY YOU ALWAYS LEAVE A NOTE!
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Has nobody else noticed that the lady has 50% custody and somehow thought she could just loving take her kids cross-country as long as she paid for them to visit for holidays??
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ad090 posted:AITA - I moved for my husband's job, my kids now hate me I mean I don’t think she’s an rear end in a top hat for moving but why is this such a confusing outcome for their custody arrangement?
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quote:. I approached my ex and told him the situation. I said I know the situation sucks, but we'd foot the bill to him for every trip to him on holidays, breaks, summers, etc. He blew his top and said absolutely not, I wouldn't "take his kids away" and said he'd see me in court. lol This woman is only the rear end in a top hat if you believe parents have an obligation to make a good faith effort to meet their children's emotional needs. If not, then she's totes in the clear Vim Fuego fucked around with this message at 04:02 on May 30, 2019 |
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Fallom posted:I mean I don’t think she’s an rear end in a top hat for moving but why is this such a confusing outcome for their custody arrangement? I'm guessing since the older kids are in their teens they get a say in 'eff no I don't want to go to Texas'.
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ad090 posted:AITA - I moved for my husband's job, my kids now hate me This is why you never date or marry someone in the military.
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Fallom posted:I mean I don’t think she’s an rear end in a top hat for moving but why is this such a confusing outcome for their custody arrangement? She loving tried it with that poo poo, lol. “You can come visit.”
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AITA for hiding my husband's shirts? My 39 year old husband dresses like a child. For work, he wears a button up shirt, jeans or Dockers, multi-colored sneakers and a belt with a large buckle of an animal. On weekends, he wears a t-shirt with some sort of comic/cartoon logo/character, a comic book character logo hat, jeans, multi-colored sneakers, a belt with a large buckle of a comic book character and his comic book character logo baseball hat. The only people who ever compliment his clothes are teens. He claims that other people at his work dress the same way, and they do ... but they don't wear huge belt buckles with animals on them and their shoes are more muted - all black sneakers, for example. I've tried all the hints - buying him nice clothes, shoes ... they all get returned or stuffed in the closet. I confronted him and said I would find him much more attractive if he dressed more his age, he laughed me off and said that when we met, he dressed the same so why should he change now, his is who he is. But when we met, we were 28. And he did NOT wear these clothes as often as he does now because even then he knew that girls aren't exactly attracted to a guy wearing comic book character shirts. I think it's a combo of the popularity of the Marvel movies and now him having a wife that has basically given him license to feel like he can wear whatever the gently caress he wants. It's really the combination of it all together - clown shoes, comic book shirt, comic book belt buckle and hat that are just so stupid looking, I can't stand it. HE'S GONNA BE 40 FFS. I've told him this and he just shrugs. A month ago, we went to a party and all the guys were dressed so nicely and simply ... and then there's my husband in his Deadpool hat, shorts, clown shoes, Batman belt and Green Lantern hat. Even his mates were poking fun at his outfit. So I took a bunch of his shirts, packed them away and hid them. He has SO many shirts (he's a shopper and sucks at doing the laundry, but that's a separate issue) that I knew he wouldn't notice for awhile. He started dressing nicer - he assumed his comic book shirts were dirty so he started wearing plain t-shirts and polos that he usually never touches. He looked so nice and handsome, like how he did when we started dating. I love it. Shower him with affection because he looks SO MUCH BETTER. Tell him how nice he looks. Well, a month later, he found the box of shirts. He's now pissed at me. I told him it was for his own good, but he's not having any of it. He left for work mad at me but I really don't think I did anything wrong. It's not like I threw them away or donated them or something. Tonight will be interesting. Anyway ... am I the rear end in a top hat? tl;dr - husband likes his comic book character shirts, i hate them. Talking about it didn't work. Giving him nicer clothes didn't work. I hid his shirts, he dressed better for awhile but then found out and is pissed.
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My [27F] husband [28M] of 2 years (together 5) has recently started to use the n-word for fun and keeps doing it despite my requests to stop.quote:This is corny as poo poo and I wish this wasn't happening in my life. You know that NWA movie that came out a while ago? My husband didn't even know what NWA was but hopped on the bandwagon quick and saw it in September. I didn't go because I have no interest in the movie. My husband sees the movie, comes back home, and acts like he's the hardest mofo in the town. In the following weeks, he starts listening to a ton of gangsta rap. I have no problem with this, I actually find it kind of cute, but my problem lies in his use of the n-word in everyday speech.
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:My [27F] husband [28M] of 2 years (together 5) has recently started to use the n-word for fun and keeps doing it despite my requests to stop.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for hiding my husband's shirts? LOL She’s very angry about this. She does have a point about the party though. Like there is a time and a place for things and he could at least make an attempt for social situations.
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quote:Obviously this isn't a divorce-worthy issue. 
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FactsAreUseless posted:divorce do it before your husband gets you into some sort of hideous public conflict, possibly physical
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for hiding my husband's shirts? If you hate what your man wears, get rid of it entirely one way or the other. My husband's hoodie had gotten so ratty that my mom took a pair of scissors to it. Now he wears the sweaters I got him because he has no good alternative.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for throwing a "tantrum" because my parents got me a graduation cake with whipped frosting (which I despise)? Yet another where from the title I literally cannot imagine how someone could not be rear end in a top hat for pitching a fit over something so petty and yet there it is.
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Dazerbeams posted:If you hate what your man wears, get rid of it entirely one way or the other. My husband's hoodie had gotten so ratty that my mom took a pair of scissors to it. Now he wears the sweaters I got him because he has no good alternative. Well, you definitely belong in this thread.
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LadyPictureShow posted:I'm guessing since the older kids are in their teens they get a say in 'eff no I don't want to go to Texas'.
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Boyfriend (26M) ruined one of my (27F) longest awaited bucket list experiences. Should I break up?quote:I am an adrenaline junkie. Skydiving, bungee jumping, record breaking rollercoasters, you name it. Something I also greatly enjoy are horror movies and... haunted houses.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for hiding my husband's shirts? Oh my God who cares let him dress how he likes. Why the gently caress would you waste your energy on this
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sheri posted:Oh my God who cares let him dress how he likes. I want to agree with you but then I remember that ugly custom engagement ring and I feel like I can’t weigh in without pictures.
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quote:So queu to us YTA
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