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SpaceViking posted:This is pretty good: Serious question , what’s an “Octoplegic” ? Is this guy actually a spider?
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Dr.Caligari posted:Serious question , what’s an “Octoplegic” ? Is this guy actually a spider? four limbs + head + dick + both buttcheeks
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May 29, 2019 22:58
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https://twitter.com/williamjordann/status/1133695951535824901 Looks like millenials have finally started voting in numbers commensurate to their cohort size, and not a moment too soon.
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May 29, 2019 23:59
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Dr.Caligari posted:Serious question , what’s an “Octoplegic” ? Is this guy actually a spider? it's a scientific term for "loving moron".
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FMguru posted:https://twitter.com/williamjordann/status/1133695951535824901 unfortunately gen x votes with boomers
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May 30, 2019 00:01
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The boomers have made it clear recently they want to scuttle the world on their way out to salt the Earth for future generations so everyone else had to step up quick.
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FMguru posted:https://twitter.com/williamjordann/status/1133695951535824901 Put your Boomer chud parents in a home and leave then there on voting days.
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May 30, 2019 00:26
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Dr.Caligari posted:Serious question , what’s an “Octoplegic” ? Is this guy actually a spider? according to urban dictionary, it’s a quadriplegic conjoined twin hahaha
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May 30, 2019 03:01
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Al! posted:four limbs + head + dick + both buttcheeks well hell, I would vote for anyone that wanted me dead too
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May 30, 2019 03:03
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Shaffness posted:Put your Boomer chud parents in a home and leave then there on voting days. this except a tar pit and always
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May 30, 2019 03:04
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Shaffness posted:Put your Boomer chud parents in a home and leave then there on voting days. every home has buses for voting days leave your boomer chud parents in their own homes, take their car keys as obviously they can't drive, they can't see worth poo poo
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May 30, 2019 03:08
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How many boomers will be dead by the primaries?
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May 30, 2019 03:14
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Never enough.
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May 30, 2019 03:15
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They're gonna raise the voting age to 50, also dead people get to vote for whichever party they last voted for while alive.
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May 30, 2019 03:17
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Dr. Killjoy posted:give it a fun prompt with a classic chud name and job position and mention Trump, it seems to do a good enough job I am a retarded bitch, with a terribad orange hue. I am also an rear end in a top hat who never writes down my name, and is also a liar." The following day, according to court records, a friend told the man he knew Kwanzaa is a cultural festival that began in Kenya in 1961 and that Kwanzaa was a program for "educating" black children not to buy drugs. The man told detectives he had never met Kwanzaa organizer Michael Jackson, who was in the audience at the time. Kwanzaa also is the name of the popular Kenyan electronic rock group, which at one time included the likes of Ozzy Osbourne and Queen. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 30, 2019 03:28
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quote:Bobby Andrews, a plumber who plans to vote for Trump in 2020, said in a statement: "The current administration wants to bring about the end of all of these laws. While I fully support the right of states to enact legislation, it is my responsibility as a citizen to know how my local politicians intend to spend my personal funds."
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May 30, 2019 03:34
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Everything is going to be okay, during climate apocalypse, under President Donald Trump.
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May 30, 2019 04:02
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good lord that was acy's first probe since 2014 
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May 30, 2019 04:05
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Judakel posted:How many boomers will be dead by the primaries? Not enough unless you do your part.
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May 30, 2019 04:06
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This is the greatest website of all time.quote:Talking to CNN, Cletus said: "It's all going to be on video. We all know that there are people that are hiding out inside of these agencies … It will be available for everybody to see. I'm going to have to see what the truth is." 
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May 30, 2019 08:59
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If the R-word is ableist then 'hella dumb' and 'president smooth-brains' are too 
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May 30, 2019 09:21
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Actual chud called cletus, lmao
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Son of Rodney posted:Actual chud called cletus, lmao Sorry, I should have put my prompt in bold. I wrote "Talking to CNN, Cletus said" and the program did the rest.
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May 30, 2019 10:20
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deletus that cletus
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Dr. Killjoy posted:give it a fun prompt with a classic chud name and job position and mention Trump, it seems to do a good enough job Susanna Hornswoggle sits atop a bloody mound of her butchered babies and explains why she voted for Trump. Her son, a man who she calls "The Big Fat Guy with the Baby," died a few weeks ago. She said she never met him. "At this point I feel really bad for him because we don't know all of the facts," Hornswoggle said. "He knew what's going on with the drug dealers. The people that are making money off drugs. … It's all over the news now because, you know, what could be the result from an accident on the job? I guess I can't even say whether a doctor was harmed or anything like that. "It was like an accident, to be honest," she said, adding her son could "just be like, 'Mom, I'm sick. Please do something for me.' " She said her sons "kept me on good behavior" during the presidential campaign, and the fact that Trump is her candidate doesn't change that. She said she likes Trump because she thinks he isn't afraid to hold people accountable for what they do. Hornswoggle said she's concerned about the way Trump is handling violence and terrorism, especially since police have been attacked and killed. Police have to protect the public from these attacks, she said.
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I'm wondering if Infowars have any staff or if it's just Alex Jones typing in inflammatory poo poo into this program to generate all his content.
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May 30, 2019 10:43
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Seriously, this is uncanny.quote:Loony left liberals want to see more gun control in the wake of the massacre at the Pulse nightclub in Orlando. So they're also trying to take away our Second Amendment freedoms via background checks, as well as ban the sale of assault-style weapons.
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Quote-Unquote posted:Seriously, this is uncanny. Jesus, the less info you provide, the more accurate it gets. quote:Far left activists have attacked the university for refusing to teach an article on Palestine. A group of activists stormed the campus Tuesday (March 7) demanding an academic freedom study, saying the university is "part of the establishment". University President Robert Barchi reportedly reacted to the attack with his typical defensive stance. According to The Daily Caller, the university announced to the student activists that the students would have their speech disrupted and that they would not be free to speak, the university president even called on activists to go home in protest. However, the students refused to allow these conditions. quote:Antifa's recent actions have focused on violence in response to President Trump's "Alt-Right" rally. But the movement is also known for spreading misinformation about the violence at Berkeley. It's been documented that some groups at the rally were responsible for scurrying through the crowd with pepper spray and others began throwing water balloons.
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May 30, 2019 11:01
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Alabama autoworkers are still trying to sort out the details of what happened last month, when the carmakers shut down for several weeks and the UAW stopped paying wages. "We're not happy because we weren't given a deadline," Lutz says. Ford said it was "fully aware" of the situation, but didn't take a position. There's a chance it'll be even worse, with a series of legal challenges, and maybe even a lawsuit. "These things go on behind closed doors," Ford says. For all we know, the problem might turn out to be widespread. Meanwhile, there are still signs of hope, on both sides of the industry. In the U.S., GM recently announced its latest model, the 2012 Chevrolet Corvette, will come with 3,500 UAW miles on the battery and 10,000 for the engine. The automaker also said it's committed to working with workers to keep them employed during the shutdown. The C6 was one of the last cars on the market built without GM's optional automatic transmissions (and with no warranty coverage, which is usually required of all new cars produced between 2003 and 2010). The UAW recently announced it would help pick up workers who have lost their jobs for economic reasons. "It's a good thing," says Chris Dickson, the UAW International president in Michigan
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The liberals on my side won't care whether they win, just that they win. And I can't be that guy. I don't have money and so I have to give up on winning. I'm not sure I want to live in a world where I've got to make sure I get my country back. And you won't find me doing that, but you'll find a lot of folks in Washington and even some of that same base, very determined to keep people down. You'll find that this time around, I'm not even there for the victory party." You're a Republican, Mr. Trump! Do not be deceived by how your supporters feel about this particular election. What they want is something more. And we hope that they will find it within themselves to give you something, something, something that shows how hard you work and how smart you are. We hope you have the guts to give it to them. Thank you for taking this moment. *TRUMP IS RUNNING AGAINST THE DEMOCRATIC MEDE: The New York Times reports: "With only seven months until the Iowa caucuses—a key battleground state, where the candidates have only $13.4 million in funds to spend—Mr. Trump's campaign has focused a huge amount of attention on the state's big-spending independents and on a new, conservative field
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Preston Cole is small business owner who has lived in this small Ohio suburb for the past fifteen years. We meet each other in a diner just off the interstate where Cole tells me that he does not regret his vote for Trump despite that his hot tub repair business is on the verge of collapsing. When I ask Cole why Trump won despite everything, he responds, "I've never seen anything like this. I had hoped Clinton would do pretty well. I hope her campaign did well because we have enough of a difference to change." Cole goes on to explain that as a non-whiter candidate Trump won overwhelmingly; blacks, Latinos, women's rights groups, people of Color, Jews, and African Americans all endorsed him overwhelmingly. Cole also mentions he was thrilled when Hillary Clinton was able to defeat Republican candidate Bernie Sanders for the Democratic Party nomination. Cole states, "I feel good because I know that it was all worth losing to Trump." He then tells me that he has been hearing "hope" in many of his communities where Trump won the general election. I ask Cole what he would change about Clinton supporters that did not like or think the Democratic Party would be better, or that are still waiting to change.
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Brumppo Tungus, 46, was recently laid off from a racism factory in Burpston, IA along with 200 other factory workers. Some have suggested that retaliatory Chinese tariffs on US imports, a direct result of Trump administration policy, are the main factor for the layoffs. “Do I regret voting for Trump and losing my job? Hell no.” said Tungus. "Just because there is no jobs for US, it does not mean we should lose our jobs. For me, this is a personal thing since I was born in China. We love China. We still go to China almost every month, but we are the ones who lost their jobs to retaliation from China." If the White House is planning to cut off China's ability to produce goods that we need, it would be nice if it actually does actually mean it. — Richard Wertheim (@richardwertheim) November 12, 2017 Trump's "America First" rhetoric has left him unable to understand America and the world he claims to love. China just told him he should understand his own government better. He's gone nuts — Richard Wertheim (@richardwertheim) November 12, 2017 Trump said Monday, "I have not made a single trade agreement. I can tell you that. I have not laid a single company off in America."
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I feel like this is something that should be brought to the attention of any big Twitter personality that complains about the chud safaris. Feinberg maybe? Is anybody still not banned?
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holy poo poo My family hates me, my kids won't talk to me, and my dog shot himself... yes, my dog actually figured out how to put a shotgun in his jaw and pull the trigger twice, but I don't regret voting for Trump because I'm really angry, I hate this country, it scares the poo poo out of me... I can't do anything anymore. I can't take this, the country I worked so hard for is dying in front of me. I've had a lot of time to think about what I'm going to do with my life, I'm scared for my family... I know that the reason why I am in the middle of this is because I don't know if this is the right thing for my wife... but for me personally I just want out of this country. I want to be gone. " What's your story? How did you get so mad? What do you hope people think of you when they see you? What does this look like for the United States that you're not happy here? What's your opinion on Trump's cabinet or other leaders? What have you heard or read? Why or why not vote for Trump? Tell us in the comments below
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This really needs its own thread.quote:Rural residents and those living near schools and transit have seen rising prices.
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We sat down with James "JimmJamm" Tooms. James is the organizer of "Ohio People for Trump" - a grassroots organization dedicated to sending money to President Trump. He is also an outspoken supporter of President Trump. Tooms was born in South Carolina and now resides in Ohio. JimmJamm What did you think when you first heard about the idea that Donald Trump was running for president? I thought, wow, that's some crazy right? He says outlandish things. But we're not supposed to believe him even though we've seen him. We're supposed to think like regular Americans and give us $2 billion for education to prepare young people for jobs. Or maybe, like, $7 billion. No, I just thought, oh, he's really saying something insane, we'll send $7 billion of our resources into his war on terrorism and maybe he'll get us some military troops. So people were like, no way, no way! What do you think your main role is? At first it was just organizing people to go out and get Trump signs. They have to say he's Donald, so it's more money. He's more popular now than ever because he's got a war against illegal immigration. It's also more popular to go up and ask, 'Is Trump really our president?'
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OH NO CSPAM HAS BEEN AUTOMATED IM RUINED
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The piss tape is real, you are right; it's not something I would wear around my neck." "I don't know for sure who the gently caress is on that poo poo," I replied. "Yes, you do," the officer agreed, shaking his head at my words. "I've seen it with my own eyes." Beside me, my father sighed at his daughter's insistence on the matter. "You could probably get a job here, for sure," he said, his tone taking on a hint of exasperation. "You're just a bit too young for a career like that but I'd be lying if I said I didn't like the idea of this." "I'm glad they're telling us, but you and your mother should know better. Our job is to do your father justice," I agreed. "He doesn't like me for this and my dad won't get over it. They both do. I don't want anyone calling me out or bothering my mom. I want to be a good little girl and be with my little brother and sister at home. I don't want me to have to worry about how anyone feels. I love my parents." After all, I'm the daughter of a man who would never even consider anything less than a career in his eyes. Perhaps that's why she's
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