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SlimGoodbody
Oct 20, 2003

Choking on food and/or being around someone choking on food is a uniquely terrifying experience. Makes you feel like a dumb, helpless bag of complicated spaghetti tubes that could fail at any time

Edit: what a terrible post for the top of a page :synpa:

SlimGoodbody fucked around with this message at 16:13 on May 31, 2019

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Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

ZenMasterBullshit posted:

What's the TERF ratio on [TrashFuture]? I'd assume good but it's British Politics so you gotta make sure.
Considering they had Alice Caldwell-Kelly on, I'm gonna assume zero.

https://twitter.com/AliceAvizandum/status/1134317627050823680

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

comingafteryouall posted:

hey people, the technique for choking victims taught by the red cross now is a combination of 5 back blows and 5 abdominal thrusts. I don't remember how you do the heimlich, but for the abdominal thrusts you place one hand write about the choking victim's belly button and thrust upward to hopefully get a kind of vomit reaction out of them. don't do this to someone unless they're choking or they want to vomit. You probably don't want to try this unless you have someone show you the correct hand placement, but if someone's choking and you're desperate it might help.

that's my PSA for Chapo listeners hope you enjoyed it.

I bet Matt learned that stuff from the Dollop episode about Heimlich. :allears:

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

Stringent posted:

If I had to pick a chapo to work with irl it'd be Amber.

Will seems like the responsible, professional one. Or... Brendan or Chris. Yeah, one of the producers.

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica
Would someone kindly write some Richard Marcinko style book series but about Daou?

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret

prefect posted:

I bet Matt learned that stuff from the Dollop episode about Heimlich. :allears:
I was going to say he probably hadn't (or had forgotten) because the real damning huckster stuff was that Heimlich said it was the way to cure almost everything (including cancer and HIV) and wildly unethical experimenting on people in Africa.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
I like that Bill Nye was "Evil" because he's annoying but his good counterpart is the one that led to several minutes about being a huckster.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


comingafteryouall posted:

hey people, the technique for choking victims taught by the red cross now is a combination of 5 back blows and 5 abdominal thrusts. I don't remember how you do the heimlich, but for the abdominal thrusts you place one hand write about the choking victim's belly button and thrust upward to hopefully get a kind of vomit reaction out of them. don't do this to someone unless they're choking or they want to vomit. You probably don't want to try this unless you have someone show you the correct hand placement, but if someone's choking and you're desperate it might help.

that's my PSA for Chapo listeners hope you enjoyed it.

Just got CPR recertified, can confirm.

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

Henchman of Santa posted:

I like that Bill Nye was "Evil" because he's annoying but his good counterpart is the one that led to several minutes about being a huckster.

bill nye is evil for giving joanna hausmann screen time

also for wearing a bow tie and having a terrible show on netflix

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

Percelus posted:

bill nye is evil for giving joanna hausmann screen time

also for wearing a bow tie and having a terrible show on netflix

Lmao is he for guaido?

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

rapeface posted:

Will seems like the responsible, professional one. Or... Brendan or Chris. Yeah, one of the producers.

given Chris' subscription to and attendance of Pod Save America, he is the most managerial of the Chapos

EndOfTheWorld
Jul 22, 2004

I'm an excellent critic! I automatically know when someone's done a bad job. Before you ask, yes it's a mixed blessing.
Cybernetic Crumb

papa horny michael posted:

https://twitter.com/jayrosen_nyu/status/1134462167372226562

lol that Rachel Maddow's crazy russiagate nonsense is finally getting pushback.

Maddow definitely needs pushback, but this seems less about her endless Russia corkboarding, and more about Dean Baquet's constant bending over backwards to accommodate the bad-faith trolling of right wing critics of the NYT.

edit: I wish Virgil had asked Sam Seder his opinion on what the gently caress happened to Rachel Maddow. She was pretty great on Air America, and even her show was pretty good before she decided Trump letting rich Russian guys hide their money in some of his Florida real estate was The Story Of The Century.

EndOfTheWorld fucked around with this message at 18:47 on May 31, 2019

TerminalSaint
Apr 21, 2007


Where must we go...

we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?

comingafteryouall posted:

I don't remember how you do the heimlich, but for the abdominal thrusts...

Abdominal thrusts is just the generic name for the Heimlich.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

EndOfTheWorld posted:

Maddow definitely needs pushback, but this seems less about her endless Russia corkboarding, and more about Dean Baquet's constant bending over backwards to accommodate the bad-faith trolling of right wing critics of the NYT.

edit: I wish Virgil had asked Sam Seder his opinion on what the gently caress happened to Rachel Maddow. She was pretty great on Air America, and even her show was pretty good before she decided Trump letting rich Russian guys hide their money in some of his Florida real estate was The Story Of The Century.

Many liberals' brains cracked in 2016

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

EndOfTheWorld posted:

edit: I wish Virgil had asked Sam Seder his opinion on what the gently caress happened to Rachel Maddow. She was pretty great on Air America, and even her show was pretty good before she decided Trump letting rich Russian guys hide their money in some of his Florida real estate was The Story Of The Century.
I'm not particularly mystified by the profit motive.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

EndOfTheWorld posted:

edit: I wish Virgil had asked Sam Seder his opinion on what the gently caress happened to Rachel Maddow. She was pretty great on Air America, and even her show was pretty good before she decided Trump letting rich Russian guys hide their money in some of his Florida real estate was The Story Of The Century.

her show's always been about making mountains from molehills when it comes to potential republican scandal

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
And the Russiagate conspiracy is a godsend because it explains Trump without offending anyone who isn't a Trump crony.

EndOfTheWorld
Jul 22, 2004

I'm an excellent critic! I automatically know when someone's done a bad job. Before you ask, yes it's a mixed blessing.
Cybernetic Crumb
Yeah, Russiagate being what draws the most eyeballs probably does explain it, it's just strange seeing someone who wrote a book just a few years ago about the expansion of the military-industrial complex go full-bore on overhyping the election "threat."

Halloween Jack posted:

And the Russiagate conspiracy is a godsend because it explains Trump without offending anyone who isn't a Trump crony.

It's the same as Trump's slandering of St. John McCain's military service. DC Republicans are horrified, but most actual voting Republicans don't give a poo poo because, honestly, I think they have a much healthier relationship with the people they want to put in power. As long as you vote to cut my taxes and appoint snake-handlers and oil executives to the judiciary, who cares what else you do? Meanwhile, Democrats are searching desperately for someone who won't just enact their agenda, but also serve as some kind of surrogate parent figure. Like with Pete Bootyjudge's new civility pledge:

https://twitter.com/pareene/status/1134317472947920903

Let's not get bogged down in policy specifics! We have to remind ourselves of what's important: having good manners and playing a clean game of baseball.

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

thotsky posted:

Why do you care so deeply about reading a reactionary agenda into some woman on twitter if you cannot articulate it without an essay on the subtext of her writing, instead of just reading the text? She wants an alternative to neoliberal faux-social justice as the country moves from traditional catholic values, you have to be extremely uncharitable to think she is asking for a return to those values and not socialism.

Nagles most culturally relevant contribution is a critical exposé; on anime-Nazis. She's a poster, and terminally online, you should not have to work so hard to prove that she is a chud. Even if she were one, why should people care? She's a medium.com level celebrity at best; the obsession with lefty female podcasts personalities, and the general trend of proscribing them regressive or "strasserite" agendas is weird as gently caress.

And it was so critical an exposé that Richard Spencer heaped praise on it. Literally all I've ever seen her do is critique the left by putting a wafer thin "old left" veneer over standard right wing talking points, whether it's attacking tumblr identity politics, open borders or political correctness gone mad on college campuses. Doesn't seem to ever have the time or inclination to make a left wing defense of anything left wing, strangely enough.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Bryter posted:

And it was so critical an exposé that Richard Spencer heaped praise on it.
I'm not a fan of Nagle, but that means nothing. Spencer knows how to stir poo poo this way. Do you think he loves Tulsi Gabbard, too?

EndOfTheWorld posted:

It's the same as Trump's slandering of St. John McCain's military service. DC Republicans are horrified, but most actual voting Republicans don't give a poo poo because, honestly, I think they have a much healthier relationship with the people they want to put in power. As long as you vote to cut my taxes and appoint snake-handlers and oil executives to the judiciary, who cares what else you do? Meanwhile, Democrats are searching desperately for someone who won't just enact their agenda, but also serve as some kind of surrogate parent figure.
I mean, there are plenty of Republican voters who worship Trump and expect nothing from politics but vicarious ownage. But it's hard to say how much of his voting base is operating in that mode as opposed to being dull rich white suburbanites who always just vote for whoever gives them a tax cut, and I get what you're saying.

A certain type of affluent liberal, including some Republicans, have this bone-deep terror at the thought of rank-and-file voters not getting their beliefs from the media class. I have no idea why, but I think that's the only reason McCain was canonized in the first place.

quote:

https://twitter.com/pareene/status/1134317472947920903

Let's not get bogged down in policy specifics! We have to remind ourselves of what's important: having good manners and playing a clean game of baseball.
The document itself reads like the mission statement of a chain restaurant, and the first thing I thought of was the Sith Hooters joke in the Auralnauts Star Wars parodies. The tweet reminds me of that Twitter thread from a Clinton staffer about how much fun they had at the 2016 Losing to Trump Summer Camp.

Terrorist Fistbump
Jan 29, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
We really need to leave mediocrities like Nagle back in 2017 where they belong, and to stop pretending like they are important and their admirers are serious leftists.

Zoracle Zed
Jul 10, 2001
more pithily:

https://twitter.com/virgiltexas/status/1065020457764704256?lang=en

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

https://twitter.com/virgiltexas/status/1065286785163583488

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

Halloween Jack posted:

I'm not a fan of Nagle, but that means nothing. Spencer knows how to stir poo poo this way. Do you think he loves Tulsi Gabbard, too?

I don't see how having a positive opinion of an anti-interventionist, pro-hindutva politician is incompatible with being far right. Likewise it's hard to identify anything a fascist would find objectionable about Nagle diagnosis of "gender bending Tumblr teens" as a prime cause of the rise of the alt right.

Zoracle Zed
Jul 10, 2001

lol

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

EndOfTheWorld posted:

edit: I wish Virgil had asked Sam Seder his opinion on what the gently caress happened to Rachel Maddow. She was pretty great on Air America, and even her show was pretty good before she decided Trump letting rich Russian guys hide their money in some of his Florida real estate was The Story Of The Century.

I remembered Randi Rhodes and wondered why the same wasn't asked of her

edit: it's been stated before on Citations Needed that Chris Hayes rarely gets a chance to utilize his production team to its fullest due to corporate reasons

Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/1134483021896343552
this is the realest poo poo

ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

Restaurant de Nouvelles "À Table" Proudly Presents:
A Climactic Encounter Ending on 1 Negate and a Dream

The King and one true ally.

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!
A cursed image: https://i.imgur.com/VXn71f0.jpg

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Congresswoman, how can you align yourself with a podcast that silenced a prominent Jewish voice and removed an Asian-American man from its show?

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008

Grammar-Bolshevik posted:

The fact that the chapos willingly associate with the scum that run cumtown (they know exactly what they're doing) makes me think (super not hot take incoming) they are all just Brooklyn grifters trying to keep up with the yuppies and pay rent with no effort. Tbh I hear Amber speak and all I can say is she's clearly let the cash go to her head cuz the poo poo she says is relatable to exactly noone but Williamsburg hot take artists.

This is a few days old but holy poo poo lmao you’re such a loving loser haha

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

Henchman of Santa posted:

Congresswoman, how can you align yourself with a podcast that silenced a prominent Jewish voice and removed an Asian-American man from its show?

The scene from Taxi Driver where Travis is holding his arm over a flame, except it’s the Chapos at that Lovett or Leave It show. I can’t wait for them to tear apart or completely ignore that Mayor Pete drivel.

Slanderer
May 6, 2007

What did the liberals in the Verso Loft do to him...

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

The REAL Goobusters posted:

This is a few days old but holy poo poo lmao you’re such a loving loser haha

I'm trying to take in the idea of Matt grifting anyone

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Victory Position posted:

I'm trying to take in the idea of Matt grifting anyone

GODDAMMIT

YOU IDIOT

JUST TRANSFER THE loving MONEY TO MY ACCOUNT YOU loving gently caress

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

Spoeank posted:

GODDAMMIT

YOU IDIOT

JUST TRANSFER THE loving MONEY TO MY ACCOUNT YOU loving gently caress

now imagine this in his old chapo voice (the one that sounds like he's calling from a telephone)

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

A perfect response. He must read this thread.

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

https://twitter.com/larrycharlesism/status/1134618358177980416?s=19

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


dirty lousy tramp posted:

now imagine this in his old chapo voice (the one that sounds like he's calling from a telephone)

lmao

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ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

Restaurant de Nouvelles "À Table" Proudly Presents:
A Climactic Encounter Ending on 1 Negate and a Dream

dirty lousy tramp posted:

now imagine this in his old chapo voice (the one that sounds like he's calling from a telephone)

That's just half the scammers on any given Hoax Hotel video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuayDyJ1ODI

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