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https://old.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/bvotgg/life_of_a_star_citizen_future_roleplay_ingame/?st=jwdzizwf&sh=fd7d89f0An insane person posted:
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Jun 1, 2019 21:45
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Jun 1, 2019 21:57
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I was having an extremely normal day at the ArcCorp star port, where I do all my ship purchasing. Now don't misunderstand me. I don't fly out of there. Ahahaha no. I have people to do that for me. Anyway, I was sitting at the airport bar and lounge, as you do when you are extremely rich, and talking to the other 7 space men in the bar who were all extremely rich as well. Every one of us owned the biggest and best spaceships, can you believe that? So we were all sitting there with the deluxe plastic bags over our heads, huffing the extremely rich fumes of our own delicious farts, when she walked in. A female. Two of my companions hissed and jumped straight up onto the table, arching their backs like startled cats. I heard one of my compatriots mutter in a cultured and suave tone, "loving Bitches..." before evaporating away into a pool of beta cuck tears. Just like that, the harlot had eliminated half of my drinking companions! I couldn't stand for that! My extremely powerful and rich penis had known the pleasures of womanly flesh on at least two occasions and my current lover, a deluxe plush body pillow of Ai Shinozake, was safe aboard my gigantic Idris Frigate, the Cockhammer, so I was very secure in my masculinity as I confronted this hussy. "Excuse me, bitch," I said, in my deepest tones. "I think you're in the wrong bar, if you know what I mean." She looked at me like I was some kind of disgusting reptile or a thing she'd found on the bottom of her boot. Me! Super rich spaceguy! "It's literally the only bar, dipshit. I'm here to deliver tickets, you're all quintuple-parked and there are only five spaces available for the whole city to begin wi-" I slapped my wallet down on the table, hard, and started buying ships right at her. She looked at me, aghast but also aroused. She'd never seen anyone buy so many ships, so fast. My fingers flew over my iGlass, the gentleman's mobiglass. I bought Vanguards and Avengers. I bought Hammerheads and then bought customized Ai Shinozake body pillows for each and every bunk. I stared her in the eye while I did it. I saw a light blush come to her cheeks, and her mouth parted slightly as her eyes widened. Oh yes, she wanted me. "Sorry babe," I said, gesturing with my thick wad of cash. "This bankroll belongs to another." I kept buying ships. Thoroughly defeated and speechless, she backed away slowly. She wanted it but she knew she couldn't have it. All my other companions at the bar stood up and clapped. They clapped, for me! Oh, you'd better believe Ai Shinozake and I celebrated our union on that night. #LifeOfARoleplayCitizen
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Jun 1, 2019 21:58
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Jun 1, 2019 22:01
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I take it back, vertisce's posting is good. Even tojal, anyone else please.
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Jun 1, 2019 22:03
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Sarsapariller posted:Also we're now in countdown mode to them being late on the Q2 patch, and they still haven't released the Q1 "fix" patch that was promised. Somehow I'm sure that 54% will skip right up to 100 within the next three weeks. As usual, ships and vehicles making good progress. Gameplay and core tech... not quite so good. You see, this just shows how when you have the pipelines done things can come along really quick, up the ziggurat, lickety split!
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Jun 1, 2019 22:04
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Quavers posted:Even Call Of Duty now has better graphical fidelity than Star Citizen I thought star marine destroyed CoD?
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Sarsapariller posted:I was having an extremely normal day at the ArcCorp star port, where I do all my ship purchasing. Now don't misunderstand me. I don't fly out of there. Ahahaha no. I have people to do that for me. Anyway, I was sitting at the airport bar and lounge, as you do when you are extremely rich, and talking to the other 7 space men in the bar who were all extremely rich as well. Every one of us owned the biggest and best spaceships, can you believe that? So we were all sitting there with the deluxe plastic bags over our heads, huffing the extremely rich fumes of our own delicious farts, when she walked in. A female. So good
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Jun 1, 2019 22:19
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An insane person posted:Christ Roberts'
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Jun 1, 2019 22:38
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Hav posted:Technically it works, but it’s like putting your pants on over your head. Somehow Derek believing in ‘good enough’ is prophetic. Does it work though? It seems like if the two booleans to be compared are equal it returns a false. And the way I would read AreBooleansEqual would be that if that bool is true, then the compared booleans are equal. It also seems slightly unoptimized. Am I misreading this?
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Jun 1, 2019 23:04
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Looks like the Calders will be playing the role of Microsoft in the revival of The Freelancer Fiasco, with Chris Roberts returning to the stage to reprise his most memorable character!
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Jun 1, 2019 23:17
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IncredibleIgloo posted:Does it work though? It seems like if the two booleans to be compared are equal it returns a false. And the way I would read AreBooleansEqual would be that if that bool is true, then the compared booleans are equal. It also seems slightly unoptimized. Am I misreading this? 
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Jun 1, 2019 23:27
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Her Maj's Forces have automatic weapons, for free, and with all the ammo you need. Maybe try a different argument? Lol. Excuse me sir, you know this L85, it's a bit poo poo, can I have the keys to the GPMG please.
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Jun 2, 2019 00:06
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HOT NEWS right off the presses: Due to someone's incompetence yet another ground vehicle has been spotted, as part of the Twenty-seven thousand dollar pack for the game. HOLY poo poo A new ground vehicle! 
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Jun 2, 2019 00:23
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Sarsapariller posted:HOT NEWS right off the presses: A broken jpeg link is a little too on the nose.
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Jun 2, 2019 00:32
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The High Admiral in the Rolling Castle
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IncredibleIgloo posted:Does it work though? It seems like if the two booleans to be compared are equal it returns a false. And the way I would read AreBooleansEqual would be that if that bool is true, then the compared booleans are equal. It also seems slightly unoptimized. Am I misreading this? No, I did. Wouldn’t be the first time, which is why i unit test, and force others to unit test.
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Sarsapariller posted:HOT NEWS right off the presses: Whelp. Time to go buy Train Simulator and all the DLC...twice. Because even with that I could not match this stupidity. $27,000 for a video game. Glad they are getting more ground vehicles. (We can't get space to work) Citizen is going great.
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Jun 2, 2019 01:03
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Says the guy who's taken on the icon of a woman's face who is very much not him and who has put "i identify as shim" and some "girlpower.fuckmen.com" thing in his profile. A total expert on real humans.
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Drunk Theory posted:Whelp. Time to go buy Train Simulator and all the DLC...twice. Because even with that I could not match this stupidity. $27,000 for a video game. 142 space ships! 437 cars! 571 bikes! 900 separate bed coverings! 5 to 10 reworks for every single one of the above! And a paaaaartriiiidge in a peeeear treeee
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Speaking of actual games has anyone tried the space between us yet?
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reverend crabhands posted:
I’m the helpfully named variables orig and val.
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Jun 2, 2019 03:01
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Sarsapariller posted:#LifeofARolePlayCitizen A 100% true story that definitely happened.
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Hasn't dropped this Forbes article. Doesn't need psychiatric help.
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Jun 2, 2019 04:02
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Dogeh posted:Hasn't dropped this Forbes article. I suspect he was dropped as a baby. The lights are on upstairs, but no one is home.
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spacetoaster posted:I thought star marine destroyed CoD? It did. This is them rising again with a careful eye on Star Marine for lessons learned. Moving forward they know they can't ever reach the heights of Star Marine, but they can at least try. And for sure they won't dare attempt move into a space setting ever again.
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Jun 2, 2019 04:43
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Sarsapariller posted:HOT NEWS right off the presses: Looks deliberate as all poo poo.
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Jun 2, 2019 04:46
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Sarsapariller posted:142 space ships! 437 cars! 571 bikes! 900 separate bed coverings! 5 to 10 reworks for every single one of the above!
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Jun 2, 2019 05:53
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Sillybones posted:Looks deliberate as all poo poo. Nah their website is a clusterfuck, half the ships in the store have thumbnails/images from one or two reworks past. Nothing has updated stats/descriptions to match the in-game mechanics. Links are dead all over the place, and then you'll see stuff like this, unannounced items that were clearly shoved into the page from some fuckup like a scheduled push. It's almost like they stopped paying the people who did their website!
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Jun 2, 2019 06:18
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Sarsapariller posted:Nah their website is a clusterfuck, half the ships in the store have thumbnails/images from one or two reworks past. Nothing has updated stats/descriptions to match the in-game mechanics. Links are dead all over the place, and then you'll see stuff like this, unannounced items that were clearly shoved into the page from some fuckup like a scheduled push. Are you saying that ships that are advertised as punching above their weight don't actually punch above their weight?
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lol at Rexzilla and how hard he is trying to come across as cool. I took a quick look at his machinima; "A Rexzilla Production" appears on the screen, followed by the embarrassing title, "Black Valk Down"...then after a minute we learn that this is "A Zilla Dropship Forces Film" I mean, good on him for producing something but in a few years everyone involved is going to be embarrassed about it
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Agony Aunt posted:Are you saying that ships that are advertised as punching above their weight don't actually punch above their weight? It's incredible to actually sift through the store. It's just years of them throwing out random numbers, never backing any of it up, and then abandoning the designs the second they are done with their sales. Nothing on the store is accurate, nothing is the least bit representative. It's not even intentionally wrong, it's just- complete incompetence. This is their loving money maker and they treat it like a garbage dump. Examples: ---- poo poo that's been released for years still has only the concept art, on the store: https://robertsspaceindustries.com/pledge/ships/drake-buccaneer/Buccaneer poo poo that's been through multiple model updates still has the original shots. The 300 looks nothing like this anymore: https://robertsspaceindustries.com/pledge/ships/origin-300/300i The cutlass is completely different, as well, and none of the store info has been updated: https://robertsspaceindustries.com/pledge/ships/drake-cutlass/Cutlass-Black In addition to all the images being outdated (this one got a rework and no store update as well), ships are listed with parts that just don't exist in the game and are never intended to, anymore: fuel intakes? Ship's computers? There's also numbers that are just flat-out wrong, like the missile quantities. https://robertsspaceindustries.com/pledge/ships/rsi-constellation/Constellation-Phoenix Or how about the poor Banu Merchantman which literally has not had a single new piece of art posted to its store page since the first day it was sold. It's been through like 4 concept redesigns since this: https://robertsspaceindustries.com/pledge/ships/merchantman/Merchantman ---- Then there's the stuff that's wrong on everything. None of the ships have gotten any updates since the new flight model came out. So they all still list SCM speed and Max speed, even though SCM no longer exists. At some point even if it's totally just incompetence this starts to feel like false advertising Sarsapariller fucked around with this message at 09:19 on Jun 2, 2019 |
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Don't worry though, the clearly bloated and discarded ship store isn't going anywhere. Citizens won't have it! More ships! MORE!
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Sarsapariller posted:it's just- complete incompetence. So, CIG can actually complete something!
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