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Libluini posted:To be fair, just yesterday I've submitted my "destroy all cars with Panzerfäusten" plan to the party, so they're maybe on to something there Excuse me? The rocket fumes alone would make sure we would never be able to meet the Paris accords. Not even taking the burning car afterwards into account. No you got to put them all one by one into a crusher, and if they eat meat, with the driver still in them.
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 22:57 |
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Duzzy Funlop posted:I'm a bit bummed because I drove 60km to the nearest Sonderpreis Baumarkt in Wolznach to buy a couple of Winkel, Konsolen, and Holzplatten to fashion a series of homemade-chili-regale for the wall of my balcony, but alas, the structural consistency of my balcony wall isn't as lovely as the actual walls in my apartment. It would seem that whoever built this building had concrete bits from the Uboot-Bunker in Brest shipped in, so I actually burned out an SDS drill bit after 10 minutes of schlagbohring for a single hole out of six proposed ones. I've compensated by just putting the old throwaway table on my balcony, drinking a beer and calling it a day. After some personal experience with this, are you SURE that you bought a Betonbohrer? Cause after some problems I had Drilling which sound similar, I went and read what reaaaaally was written on the package of the the Bohrkopf and then went and got some real Betonbohrer and then it was really smooth to make some holes. You don’t want Steinbohrer, look explicitly for Betonbohrer. Apart from the price the most important difference was that the Betonbohrer had a slight gold tinge at their head. Also don’t buy the cheapest ones.
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 00:17 |
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Libluini posted:To be fair, just yesterday I've submitted my "destroy all cars with Panzerfäusten" plan to the party, so they're maybe on to something there Deckt die Vollkasko nicht Marderschäden mit ab?
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 00:49 |
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Nahles is going to resign from all of her Ämter next week. Can't wait for Parteivorsitzender Kühnert it's gonna be Schulz lmao
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 10:20 |
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Smirr posted:Nahles is going to resign from all of her Ämter next week. Can't wait for Parteivorsitzender Kühnert it's gonna be Schulz lmao Der Schulzzug auf seiner Fahrt Richtung null Perzent hat keine Bremsen.
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 10:43 |
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Smirr posted:Nahles is going to resign from all of her Ämter next week. Can't wait for Parteivorsitzender Kühnert it's gonna be Schulz lmao The witch is dead.
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 10:44 |
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Wer nicht wählbar ist, soll auch nichts essen.
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 10:45 |
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It's fun how she went for a final attempt to maintain her senseless and useless grip on the SPD before realizing that even that won't work anymore and she's just done. Those tough Eifeler. So excited to see who runs this place into the ground next.
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 10:58 |
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https://twitter.com/SPIEGELONLINE/status/1135128140018278405?s=19 Wooow, it really is alle Ämter. Ganz oder gar nicht
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 11:54 |
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 12:06 |
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Ja, RiF.
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 12:57 |
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What politics did Nahles actually stand for, except wildly gesticulating in a centre leftish direction while everybody ignored her?
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 13:08 |
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suck my woke dick posted:What politics did Nahles actually stand for, except wildly gesticulating in a centre leftish direction while everybody ignored her? Im August 2013 plante Nahles die Gründung eines Netzwerkes parteinaher Rundfunkkontrolleure und lud deshalb die SPD-Vertreter aus den Rundfunkräten und dem ZDF-Fernsehrat zu Telefonkonferenzen ein. Dies wurde als Versuch, die Arbeit der Kontrolleure des öffentlich-rechtlichen Rundfunks zu beeinflussen, kritisiert. Der von Nahles im April 2016 vorgelegte Gesetzesentwurf zur Änderung des SGB II sah vor, dass Alleinerziehenden, die Hartz IV beziehen, das Sozialgeld für deren Kinder für jeden Tag gestrichen worden wäre, den die Kinder beim anderen Elternteil verbracht hätten. Auf Anregung von Nahles erhöhte die große Koalition im Juni 2018 die staatliche Parteienfinanzierung von 165 Millionen Euro pro Jahr auf 190 Millionen Euro pro Jahr. Die Entscheidung von Nahles, die Historische Kommission der SPD aufzulösen, führte zu Kritik. Auf Initiative von Nahles erhielten Luisa Boos aus Baden-Württemberg und Delara Burkhardt aus Schleswig-Holstein vordere Plätze auf der vom Bundesvorstand für die Delegiertenkonferenz vorgeschlagenen Kandidatenliste für die Europawahl 2019, obwohl Evelyne Gebhardt und Enrico Kreft von den Landesverbänden zu ihren Spitzenkandidaten gewählt wurden. (Pointe: Nahles war mal als eine Art Kühnert der SPD angesehen worden. #TrustNoScumDem)
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 13:10 |
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Sie hat jetzt vielleicht nicht im herkömmlichen Sinne viel erreicht, aber
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 13:26 |
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Wasn’t Nahles a former “Youth SPD” leader, and therefore on the leftier wing of the party?
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 13:57 |
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poty posted:Wasn’t Nahles a former “Youth SPD” leader, and therefore on the leftier wing of the party? If that's true she must have been replaced by her mirror universe double at some point Also since the left wing of the SPD left many years ago to join the Linke, I think what's left nowadays only counts as "left" when compared to parties like the CDU or NPD
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 14:19 |
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poty posted:Wasn’t Nahles a former “Youth SPD” leader, and therefore on the leftier wing of the party? quote:(Pointe: Nahles war mal als eine Art Kühnert der SPD angesehen worden. #TrustNoScumDem) Other famous Bundesvorsitzender der JuSos: Gerhard Schröder.
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 14:31 |
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I don't understand how you spend that much time in politics and manage to be associated with literally nothing. Wonder what her post-politics career is gonna be.
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 15:52 |
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Randler posted:Other famous Bundesvorsitzender der JuSos: Gerhard Schröder. Watch Kühnert privatise the hospitals I guess.
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 15:56 |
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aphid_licker posted:I don't understand how you spend that much time in politics and manage to be associated with literally nothing. Wonder what her post-politics career is gonna be. I wouldn't be too surprised if she finds a comfortable spot in some slightly Russian aligned company.
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 16:20 |
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It's still boggling the mind how social democrats are self-destructing this hard while the party's echelon are busy keeping their hands in the Fleischtöpfe of the industry.
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 16:31 |
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https://twitter.com/KuehniKev/status/1135165059703984128
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 17:21 |
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Wenn Sie uns wählen, lassen wir die 100 reichsten Deutschen umnieten.
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 17:46 |
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https://www.spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/rezo-debakel-cdu-naher-verein-will-eigene-youtube-stars-aufbauen-a-1270384.html "Hello, fellow kids" hmm yes. Let's make politics for old people, give only Hohn and Spott to the young, because they are apolitical and their issues don't matter to Rentner (lol the future who gives a gently caress). Clearly, our issue is that our youtube video's don't have enough jump cuts and internet language. You COULD NOT make this poo poo up any better. You could not. Jesus tapdancing Christ.
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 18:47 |
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caps on caps on caps posted:You COULD NOT make this poo poo up any better. ZDF tried yesterday: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arQWsK0ugas&t=407s
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 18:50 |
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On the olds front, the strategy of the CDU to handle Rezo is to tell their journalistic Handlänger to write that politics on youtube are unacceptable: Kultivierter Dialog, lol Edit: Holy poo poo, only saw it now, "Greta geht ein Jahr nicht zur Schule", they are going full Rentner/AfD AndreTheGiantBoned fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Jun 2, 2019 |
# ? Jun 2, 2019 22:02 |
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The problem with the yoofs is that they're too young.
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 22:15 |
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AndreTheGiantBoned posted:On the olds front, the strategy of the CDU to handle Rezo is to tell their journalistic Handlänger to write that politics on youtube are unacceptable: Das ist eine böswillige Unterstellung. Natürlich ist man bei der CDU und FAZ für Meinungsfreiheit. Man will lediglich Denkanstöße dazu bieten, ob Leute auch nach der Meinung noch frei sein sollten.
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 22:25 |
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caps on caps on caps posted:https://www.spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/rezo-debakel-cdu-naher-verein-will-eigene-youtube-stars-aufbauen-a-1270384.html I love how they genuinely seem to think the impact of Rezo's video was purely a status thing. That they just have to somehow get somebody into the mystical "popular youtuber" role and suddenly the youth will love them, without having to change anything else about themselves. I mean yeah, they absolutely do have a messaging problem, but the root cause lies so much deeper. The thought that their policies are garbage dumbshit that doesn't appeal to anybody under the age of 60 just never seems to occur.
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 22:42 |
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Yeah, it's truly hilarious and appaling at the same time. Zusammengefasst:
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 23:20 |
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A high-ranking CDU guy in Hesse (Walter Lübcke, Regierungspräsident in Kassel) was apparently murdered last night, since he is said to have died due to a shot to the head but no weapon was found. Lübcke was subject to massive aggressions by neo-nazis in 2015/16, and Kassel was the place where a Verfassungsschutz agent was literally in the same room doing nothing while the NSU murdered Halit Yozgat, so people are already getting about it.
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 07:15 |
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Ich habe gehört da gibt es so ein neues Computerspiel das heißt Pokemann Go und die jungen Leute sind verrückt danach. Das sollten wir unserem youtube Kabarettisten sagen. Der soll da einen Klamauk zu machen. Heinz-Dietrich, schreib das ins Protokoll!
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 07:17 |
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Perestroika posted:I love how they genuinely seem to think the impact of Rezo's video was purely a status thing. That they just have to somehow get somebody into the mystical "popular youtuber" role and suddenly the youth will love them, without having to change anything else about themselves. I mean yeah, they absolutely do have a messaging problem, but the root cause lies so much deeper. The thought that their policies are garbage dumbshit that doesn't appeal to anybody under the age of 60 just never seems to occur. die wollen halt ihr eigenes Lauter mit Krauter
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 08:14 |
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aphid_licker posted:I don't understand how you spend that much time in politics and manage to be associated with literally nothing. Wonder what her post-politics career is gonna be. I don't think that's a fair assessment. As Arbeitsministerin she was responsible for Mindestlohn and Rente mit 63, the latter might prove pretty catastrophic in the long term, but both were central leftist points on the agenda.
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 10:04 |
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Well that did not take long at all:
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 10:11 |
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AndreTheGiantBoned posted:On the olds front, the strategy of the CDU to handle Rezo is to tell their journalistic Handlänger to write that politics on youtube are unacceptable: Is that mess of youtube symbols supposed to spell something out? I get a headache just from looking at it.
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 10:26 |
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So where in all this is Diana Kinnert? Remember her? The CDU woman who was totally down with the youngs and super hip because she wore her cap sideways? Is she just not männlich and anzugtragend genug now?
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 10:28 |
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I honestly don't understand what keeps her or Kühnert in their respective parties. Are they just biding their time until ze Alte Garde has rotted away? The Greens would be a much better fit. I mean at this point you could form a Party for Future with all the up-and-comings from regular parties and totes profit off the Greta effect and then do a Groko with the Greens as junior partners.
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 11:08 |
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Doublepost: the wagnerbot is something else. Eerily accurate sometimes, too. https://twitter.com/prostvonwagner/status/1135474654884388864?s=21
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 11:51 |
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Perestroika posted:Well that did not take long at all: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Hört endlich auf idiotischen Proto-Faschisten und konservativen Intellekt-Glühwürmchen einen goldenen Anstrich zu geben. Ähnlich wie M&Ms mögen die ja aussen dann gut rüberkommen, aber innendrin isses immer noch kackbraun.
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