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Mayor Dave posted:Ugh I ate meat for the first time in about four months last night and now my stomach feels tore up and I feel like I'm going to poo poo my pants There is an enzyme in meat that your body loses when you stop eating it. Enjoy the pooping.
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lorn Wayne posted:dick burgers huh one time my parents went to the uk on a holiday and they brought me back a napkin from Garfunkels cos they thought id lmao at it and i did
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i would like to invest in your venture
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lorn Wayne posted:rip proncess die, the peoples pintrestess they call her Lady Di because she fuckin died
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Lastgirl posted:donald trump didn't poo poo his pants sir i need you to cite your sources for this obviously fake news
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Tubgoat posted:That is the most horrifyingly creative atrocity I have ever heard of. That whole war was insanely hosed up, Buck Naked should be in jail forever at the very least for child sacrifice and cannibalism but instead he is not only alive and free, but he found God and is a popular preacher now
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pancake rabbit posted:pop pop wandered off from the old folks home again, nice of those boys down at the church to just play along and not confuse him more 'No, not over there! Third aisle! THIRD ON THE LEFT! Goddammit kids, go up there and get your Gampy, he's having a funny moment again"
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We thought we had invented a cure for AIDS, but actually all we did was kill a bunch of babies
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Epic High Five posted:McDonald's special recipe is almost certainly just adjusting the mix so that it's more sugary also a good portion of unwashed soda spigot bacterial flora
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galenanorth posted:trump
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punchymcpunch posted:one time my parents went to the uk on a holiday and they brought me back a napkin from Garfunkels cos they thought id lmao at it garfs uncle 
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https://mobile.twitter.com/bambubule/status/1135564641382424578 are you calling gods method unethical???
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There's a kid at this school I'm subbing at today who is so fat his legs are bowed.  how does anyone let their kid get that big.
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lol we're gonna have such a fun time now that Republicans from Kushner on down to the lowliest fox news grandpa all know they can just break the law whenever they want because every cop and judge in the land is a CHUD. Maybe there's a few on the SCOTUS that aren't but that doesn't matter because they're solidly outnumbered by CHUDs now lol. Edit: Righting the ship on this poo poo will require like at least 5 different radical big actions by any Dem president and congress and there's no POTUS candidate willing to do more than like 3. And that's not including making sure the planet isn't completely unlivable in less than 100 years lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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lorn Wayne posted:garfs uncle that guy picking up the phone is Blood Debts and he is real unlike the blood debts you supposedly pay off by serving in america's military
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EAT A BAG OF DICK'S! Dick's Burgers - shut up and eat a bag of Dicks!
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Gripweed posted:We thought we had invented a cure for AIDS, but actually all we did was kill a bunch of babies Can't wait to hear about all the hosed up poo poo DARPA's BTO has done
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HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:There's a kid at this school I'm subbing at today who is so fat his legs are bowed. i think it was rah who posted a bunch of chunky cat pics yesterday i assume the process here is the same
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lorn Wayne posted:garfs uncle now that's entergagement
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What can we do to combat Steve Bannon's cultural gladiators? What would be the Centrist answer
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Der Meister posted:spigot bacterial flora dont doxx my personal odor
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HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:There's a kid at this school I'm subbing at today who is so fat his legs are bowed. trump
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The Alpha Centauri posted:What can we do to combat Steve Bannon's cultural gladiators? What would be the Centrist answer wait for the 2020 election, run biden, then everyone voted for pres bannon
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I have a very large infant and as far as I can tell the secret is to let them breastfeed and sleep whenever the gently caress they want 24/7.
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A Handed Missus posted:that guy picking up the phone is Blood Debts and he is real I can hear that closing theme with that freeze frame in my head
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Jun 3, 2019 17:11
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The queen gave Trump a book, lol
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lorn Wayne posted:garfs uncle Actually putting the phone to your ear drastically disrupts your neural patterns and renders you sterile
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Intel&Sebastian posted:
Intel&Sebastian posted:I have a very large infant and as far as I can tell the secret is to let them breastfeed and sleep whenever the gently caress they want 24/7. makes u think 
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lol remember when she tried to milk the Kavanaugh hearings with her own story of sexual assault and then voted for him anyway
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mad.radhu posted:I can hear that closing theme with that freeze frame in my head it's good
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We killed some kids
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 yeah i could've totally had your dead wife, im serious
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twoday posted:https://twitter.com/ministerBlok/status/1135504512586780672 are you required to have a massive, raging hardon while you cross the tsreets ing ermany
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punchymcpunch posted:its no secret that mcdonalds casts spells on their coca cola to make it taste better than normal coca cola. thats just the ol ronald razzle dazzle Actually they do have a special mix from Coca-Cola which is why McDonald's Coke tastes different from every other place.
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this ad has unexpected music choices in it
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wow, president england!
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