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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


One hack in-wall toilet paper holders HATE

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KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Not a terrible idea, it has much better toilet paper to cardboard tube ratio.

Hauki
May 11, 2010


KozmoNaut posted:

Not a terrible idea, it has much better toilet paper to cardboard tube ratio.

just wait until your dog/cat/toddler shreds that roll into the floor

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
There's no way I wouldn't accidentally spray it during a midnight pee

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Hauki posted:

just wait until your dog/cat/toddler shreds that roll into the floor

Over/under: one day/two minutes

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Charmin posted:

The Forever Roll comes in two sizes: multi-user, which is 12 inches in diameter, and single user, which is 8.7 inches in diameter, according to Charmin's website. By comparison, conventional rolls measure roughly five inches in diameter.

I had a temporary brainfart and confused diameter with width, which led to all kinds of questions about how the 12-inch wide multi-user would work in practice.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



2 sides for 2 people at the same time. Efficiency!

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

AlbieQuirky posted:

Over/under: one day/two minutes

I dont think you quite get how over/under works.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

moist turtleneck posted:

There's no way I wouldn't accidentally spray it during a midnight pee

Text/username combo.

And for God's sake, man! If that's an issue, sit down!

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Zipperelli. posted:

I dont think you quite get how over/under works.

I should have said max/min, I see that now. Don’t know what I was thinking of.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

AlbieQuirky posted:

I should have said max/min, I see that now. Don’t know what I was thinking of.

Over/under on that roll getting shredded is 8 hours. :)

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
Under is the correct way, there is no Over.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
Charmin finally bringing the gas station bathroom experience home.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen

Chitin posted:

Charmin finally bringing the gas station bathroom experience home.

The "gas station bathroom experience" would be a dual-roll holder with 2 empty rolls (see also: state parks).

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Chitin posted:

Charmin finally bringing the gas station bathroom experience home.

It also comes with a tool to make a glory hole?

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Hmm. Just doesn't have that public bathroom feel without the floor being awash with the urine of others.

Jisae
Oct 1, 2004

What a bargain!



Chitin posted:

Charmin finally bringing the gas station bathroom experience home.

My dad was a janitor and used to pilfer those giant toilet paper rolls all the time. They were too big to fit into the wall mount and having to pick those heavy things up and manually unravel a mighty amount of the rough, single ply paper matted in dust bunnies from the bathroom floor was never quite worth it. The days we finally finished a roll of that stuff was oddly memorable.

Now, if it's legit Charmin and you don't repeatedly knock that stand over to thump onto the floor every time you reach for a piece, I would definitely consider it.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Jisae posted:

My dad was a janitor and used to pilfer those giant toilet paper rolls all the time. They were too big to fit into the wall mount and having to pick those heavy things up and manually unravel a mighty amount of the rough, single ply paper matted in dust bunnies from the bathroom floor was never quite worth it. The days we finally finished a roll of that stuff was oddly memorable.

Now, if it's legit Charmin and you don't repeatedly knock that stand over to thump onto the floor every time you reach for a piece, I would definitely consider it.

Hang it from the ceiling.

Hurt Whitey Maybe
Jun 26, 2008

I mean maybe not. Or maybe. Definitely don't kill anyone.
My buddy in college got his hands on the key to the version of the toilet paper dispensers that lock (I think you can just use a flathead screwdriver).

I remember one time I went to go piss at the same time as him and he filled his backpack going stall to stall, so he was never out of toilet paper.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Want.

My cat has shown no interest in toilet paper so far, so I should be safe. She will destroy a roll of paper towels whenever she gets the chance, but I'm sure she would never mistake a giant roll of toilet paper for paper towels.


e: It's not available in Canada. What the gently caress charmin?!?

Facebook Aunt has a new favorite as of 06:20 on Jun 6, 2019

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Facebook Aunt posted:

e: It's not available in Canada. What the gently caress charmin?!?

:911:

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


'Murica is just full of big asses, I mean what can we say.

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:


MrUnderbridge posted:

Hmm. Just doesn't have that public bathroom feel without the floor being awash with the urine of others.

Just have moist turtleneck stop by for a midnight pee. Your bathroom will smell like asparagus and disappointment in no time!


Scathach posted:

'Murica is just full of big asses, I mean what can we say.

We just agree with Sir Mixalot... a lot

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
Unnecessary gadgets solving non-problems count as lifehacks, right?

https://twitter.com/DigitalTrends/status/1137502566525394944

If not, I can get the same effect by strapping sandpaper to a jeweler's ring sizer.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Dareon posted:

Unnecessary gadgets solving non-problems count as lifehacks, right?

https://twitter.com/DigitalTrends/status/1137502566525394944

If not, I can get the same effect by strapping sandpaper to a jeweler's ring sizer.

I swear that second hot dog has a glans.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

rydiafan posted:

I swear that second hot dog has a glans.

Pickens County Tornado

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


That is not a hot dog. How do you get the toppings and mustard into a hollowed-out bread tube?

Wait, there’s probably some lifehack involving used syringes full of mustard and a slinky covered in onions

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


The reverse hack is to use a hot dog bun instead of reaming out a bread roll with a step drill. It's working as "intended".

IYKK
Mar 13, 2006

Scientastic posted:

That is not a hot dog. How do you get the toppings and mustard into a hollowed-out bread tube?

Wait, there’s probably some lifehack involving used syringes full of mustard and a slinky covered in onions

Sauces go in first.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




How tough would that bread be for that to even be useful? Once you tear a hole in the end of the roll the weiner itself should be able to easily push through soft white bread. Is someone making hot dogs with dense rye rolls or something?

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Facebook Aunt posted:

How tough would that bread be for that to even be useful? Once you tear a hole in the end of the roll the weiner itself should be able to easily push through

Look, it happens to every guy, once in a while. I just had too much whiskey

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Yeah, that's so much easier than, I dunno, making a quick slice with a knife.

But let's face it, that device isn't for making a hot dog bun for you to eat...:newfap:

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Once again, the US are severely behind the times.

In civilized countries, the bread is pre-drilled for your convenience.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I just eat knocks with my hands while wearing Bread Gloves(TM)

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

KozmoNaut posted:

Once again, the US are severely behind the times.

In civilized countries, the bread is pre-drilled for your convenience.



Lekker.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

KozmoNaut posted:

Once again, the US are severely behind the times.

In civilized countries, the bread is pre-drilled for your convenience.



Is it time for a circumcision derail?

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

MrUnderbridge posted:

Is it time for a circumcision derail?

I'm gonna cut you off right there

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

MrUnderbridge posted:

Is it time for a circumcision derail?

https://youtu.be/XaOsX-vwKLw

I guess I have to say this is :nws:?

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Sir Lemming posted:

I'm gonna cut you off right there

Waaaaay too late for that, buddy.

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TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.
*sound of screeching tires, and breaking glass; I burst into the room sweating and largely undressed*

Never FEAR!

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