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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

CHINFO's first, oops, last week in the job.

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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Gray Matter posted:

How'd you handle the price differential for 1 lodger vs. 2 in DTS? (was there a difference?)

Why would I bring DTS into this? My wife flew in for a weekend and stayed in my room and nobody cared.

PneumonicBook
Sep 26, 2007

Do you like our owl?



Ultra Carp

Stultus Maximus posted:

Why would I bring DTS into this? My wife flew in for a weekend and stayed in my room and nobody cared.

Correct answer.

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

PneumonicBook posted:

Correct answer.

If you just tell the front desk guy she’s an escort you’ll just get a wink and a smile.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Her reaction will probably be a bit different.

vulturesrow
Sep 25, 2011

Always gotta pay it forward.

Godholio posted:

Her reaction will probably be a bit different.

I had a CO whose name was John Smith. He said every time he went in vacation with his wife somewhere the hotel desk clerk would always give the "knowing look" to him.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Cross posting:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Well this is very typical.

I get contacted to mob a few weeks ago for October to a ship. I talk to them a week later and it’s pushed back to December. No big deal. I get get contacted again by someone higher up the food chain and told no actually it’s October. Then they start my orders and get contacted by the ship I’ll be joining to not send anyone out until January because they are going into the yards starting in October.

I feel like a loving ping pong ball but at least I get to skip sitting in Norfolk.

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch
I’ve got a gut feeling that the whole “hiding a destroyer” thing worked out like this:

White House staff makes the connection that the McCain will be there while POTUS is there. Staff gets worried POTUS will see the name during his speech and his cheddar brain will go off on a tangent, insulting the man, the ship, and the crew, causing yet another news cycle. They figured if they just hide the ship, everything will go smoothly and he’ll stay on track and not piss anyone off.

Edit: It’s very similar to the special checkout lines in grocery stores that don’t have candy for parents to take their toddlers through without causing a fit over a kit kat bar.

pkells fucked around with this message at 17:14 on May 31, 2019

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


pkells posted:

I’ve got a gut feeling that the whole “hiding a destroyer” thing worked out like this:

White House staff makes the connection that the McCain will be there while POTUS is there. Staff gets worried POTUS will see the name during his speech and his cheddar brain will go off on a tangent, insulting the man, the ship, and the crew, causing yet another news cycle. They figured if they just hide the ship, everything will go smoothly and he’ll stay on track and not piss anyone off.

Edit: It’s very similar to the special checkout lines in grocery stores that don’t have candy for parents to take their toddlers through without causing a fit over a kit kat bar.

Special check out lines? Why would a store want to miss out on sales?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
That ships a goddamn memorial and the fact that people actually went along with some dipshits from the WH military office disgusting idea, if even just at first (all the details are still questionable), is one of the most :argh: things I've seen in my career.

I.e:

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
The Navy's response of "Technically it didn't happen on the day the president was there." Doesn't even address the factuality of the request, or if someone had done it the day before and then someone came to their senses. Nor does it address the allegations that McCain sailors were turned away from the president's speech.

Serjeant Buzfuz
Dec 5, 2009

pkells posted:


Edit: It’s very similar to the special checkout lines in grocery stores that don’t have candy for parents to take their toddlers through without causing a fit over a kit kat bar.

Woah what the gently caress?? I need these in my life but I've never seen one.

boy are my arms tired
May 10, 2012

Ham Wrangler
hi i am cranking now

dishwashings not fun, but its better then whatever work i'd have to do in the yards so i guess i can't complain

e: oh, dang https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/1134594161833926656

boy are my arms tired fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Jun 1, 2019

DustyNuts
Jun 1, 2000

Have you seen me?

I was driving directly through the courthouse area with my kid the very minute that shooting was taking place. I live about 3 minutes away from there. We came back through about an hour later to go to a piano lesson and saw every cop car in VA Beach there with lights on. I called it and said "has to be a mass shooting" to my wife. Surreal poo poo. gently caress that guy.

Red Crown
Oct 20, 2008

Pretend my finger's a knife.

DustyNuts posted:

I was driving directly through the courthouse area with my kid the very minute that shooting was taking place. I live about 3 minutes away from there. We came back through about an hour later to go to a piano lesson and saw every cop car in VA Beach there with lights on. I called it and said "has to be a mass shooting" to my wife. Surreal poo poo. gently caress that guy.

Glad you both got home safe. Guess that's all we can say these days.

ZekeNY posted:

Who are you going to believe, CHINFO or your own lyin’ eyes?

eta receipts:

https://twitter.com/amanda_m_macias/status/1133939845968080897

I really, really would like to know exactly who signed this email.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Red Crown posted:


I really, really would like to know exactly who signed this email.

Me too

boy are my arms tired
May 10, 2012

Ham Wrangler

DustyNuts posted:

I was driving directly through the courthouse area with my kid the very minute that shooting was taking place. I live about 3 minutes away from there. We came back through about an hour later to go to a piano lesson and saw every cop car in VA Beach there with lights on. I called it and said "has to be a mass shooting" to my wife. Surreal poo poo. gently caress that guy.

yeah i was heading back from lynnhaven at general booth when i saw this massive line of cop cars just zooming down there

gently caress that guy indeed

DustyNuts
Jun 1, 2000

Have you seen me?

Red Crown posted:

Glad you both got home safe. Guess that's all we can say these days.

Thank you. Yeah, VB is in the mass shooting club now. Cool trend.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
One of my senators has asked for a name, but I haven't heard back from the other not my representative.

A representative from a neighboring district did get in touch with me and is working on it.

I'd really appreciate it if other people could reach out to their elected officials and do the same.

ZekeNY
Jun 13, 2013

Probably AFK
This is some pretty good trolling by the Brits:

https://twitter.com/oldtiredfeminis/status/1135567904659972096

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
John McCain managing to troll Trump from beyond the wall of death just by having been alive is amazing.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Just met a fellow IT2 reservist who joined in 2002 and has managed to never go to C school and never been mobilized.

I think he won at reserves.

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

LingcodKilla posted:

Just met a fellow IT2 reservist who joined in 2002 and has managed to never go to C school and never been mobilized.

I think he won at reserves.

Yeah but when we go to war with Iran they’ll mob him, send him to the army 3 week “now you’re a soldier too” challenge and he’ll be sitting on a .50 doing convoy escorts to Tehran while Iraqi-backed insurgents IED and snipe at him.

PneumonicBook
Sep 26, 2007

Do you like our owl?



Ultra Carp
So the chucklefucks that shot the round off at the gate at Great Lakes just got done going through XOI and Mast. The XO recommended they both get busted down and lose their rates as MA's. The CO gave one of them a suspended bust and 30 days, the other got busted and 45 days.

The fuckers literally covered up a crime scene and popped off a round for no reason and they get to still be gate guards. lol.

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender

PneumonicBook posted:

they get to still be gate guards. lol.
Counts as time served?

Serjeant Buzfuz
Dec 5, 2009

PneumonicBook posted:

So the chucklefucks that shot the round off at the gate at Great Lakes just got done going through XOI and Mast. The XO recommended they both get busted down and lose their rates as MA's. The CO gave one of them a suspended bust and 30 days, the other got busted and 45 days.

The fuckers literally covered up a crime scene and popped off a round for no reason and they get to still be gate guards. lol.

Seems like cruel and unusual punishment IMO, stripping their rates would have been merciful.

PneumonicBook
Sep 26, 2007

Do you like our owl?



Ultra Carp

Lou Takki posted:

Seems like cruel and unusual punishment IMO, stripping their rates would have been merciful.

That's the billet they're filling I guess.

I mean yea asf sucks but choose your rate choose your fate and all that.

Choose your NEC choose your destiny.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

You at least have to have an assembled weapon to fire off rounds. I’m with the CO.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
https://thehill.com/policy/international/447405-us-navy-russian-destroyer-almost-collided-with-cruiser-in-the-philippine

Waiting for every Fox news host to use "feckless" a thousand times.
...still waiting.

Serjeant Buzfuz
Dec 5, 2009

Ron Jeremy posted:

You at least have to have an assembled weapon to fire off rounds. I’m with the CO.

This joke is still funny every drat time. LOL

Pandasmores
May 8, 2009

PneumonicBook posted:

That's the billet they're filling I guess.

I mean yea asf sucks but choose your rate choose your fate and all that.

Choose your NEC choose your destiny.

What rates don't do asf? I imagined the blue weenie found a way through all its tributes.

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006

Lou Takki posted:

This joke is still funny every drat time. LOL

:hmmyes:

Also,

PneumonicBook posted:

So the chucklefucks that shot the round off at the gate at Great Lakes just got done going through XOI and Mast. The XO recommended they both get busted down and lose their rates as MA's. The CO gave one of them a suspended bust and 30 days, the other got busted and 45 days.

The fuckers literally covered up a crime scene and popped off a round for no reason and they get to still be gate guards. lol.

Do we know each other?

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...m=.7dfbcfdd94a1

Just a 47 year old O-1. No biggie.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Isn't he like way over the age limit?

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Isn't HR a field that is supposed to be for officers coming from other designators and not fresh in? Oh wait gently caress us for not being rich

What kind of an idiot decides this is a cool way to use their juice

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

maffew buildings posted:

Isn't HR a field that is supposed to be for officers coming from other designators and not fresh in? Oh wait gently caress us for not being rich

What kind of an idiot decides this is a cool way to use their juice

I almost wish I could run into him at some point just to say "shut the gently caress up boot."

PneumonicBook
Sep 26, 2007

Do you like our owl?



Ultra Carp

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

:hmmyes:

Also,


Do we know each other?

No but you probably know my brother.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

ded posted:

Isn't he like way over the age limit?

Five years or so.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
If Rinse Pubis wants to be a dumbass O-1 at his age he should be allowed IMO.

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