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Every time I think Tojal can't get anymore stupid than he already is. https://twitter.com/justcutemsgs/status/1129869989362753536?s=20
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 18:55 |
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Asmodai_00 posted:when the gently caress did SA become a safe space? was it when we decided to ban pedophiles and reddit didn't? First they came for the pedophiles... ... ... ... Now I am oppressed! (Hugs 600-years-old anthro-spaceship dakimakura)
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 18:59 |
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Lord Stimperor posted:It's certainly a safe space in the sense that I haven't received unwanted dickpics from the dick wolf yet I see that The Titanic has not being her job properly and has left your PMs alone. Titanic, you know what to do.
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 19:02 |
A glimpse into the Tojal universe: Receipts are an optical illusion. The checkout line at jewel-osco is a one-way street. If you attempt to walk backwards, the conveyor belt will kick into gear. If you sit down at a restaurant, you must purchase and consume a meal. If you sit down but then attempt to leave before you have bought something, the federal agent sitting next to you will block your path with his body and say 'no sir' over and over again until you sit back down.
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 19:03 |
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Daztek posted:
Lol at Crytek asking CIG to return credits to Cryengine on their splash screen. Imagine the rage from the whiteknights if they succeed
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 19:03 |
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iospace posted:SC has no
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 19:18 |
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Also... SHOTS FIRED !quote:Crytek is fairness driven, not money driven, and if fairness ultimately means nothing more than stopping CIG in its tracks because monetary relief is not available, that would meet Crytek’s objectives. In other words Crytek just admitted they're going in for the kill
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 19:19 |
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Nyast posted:Lol at Crytek asking CIG to return credits to Cryengine on their splash screen. Aye, the dream is full screen, first thing that appears, unskippable, maybe with some audio "CRRYYYY-TEKKKKKK" it would be . I think that would be enough tbh. Bonus would be if Crytek are entitled to a share of ongoing ship sales, however small, so say everytime a ship was purchased 1% went to Crytek.
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 19:22 |
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The new thread title is
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 19:30 |
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As you all know, criminals are known for their op-sec, like deleting stuff and renaming threads to hide the incriminating evidence we just leave around on public forums. That way, it's hard to prove criminal conspiracy because we mislabel our notes! Who says goons aren't crafty.
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 19:33 |
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kw0134 posted:As you all know, criminals are known for their op-sec, like deleting stuff and renaming threads to hide the incriminating evidence we just leave around on public forums. That way, it's hard to prove criminal conspiracy because we mislabel our notes! Who says goons aren't crafty. NOTmycrimes.txt
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 19:35 |
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Yes well done changing the thread title, I just don't see how we will ever be caught. reverend crabhands fucked around with this message at 19:57 on Jun 8, 2019 |
# ? Jun 8, 2019 19:36 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8939aURV9Dc alpha gameplay footage
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 19:37 |
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Lord Stimperor posted:Not quite. Star Citizen can't be pay-to-win because it has catchup mechanics like this available to new players those bookmarked searches tho... Earth has 4 corners simultaneously 4 days in only 24 hour rotation. SIMPLE MATH IS RETARDATION
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 19:55 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 19:57 |
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Literally other games bad = Star Citizen good
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 20:06 |
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Mirificus fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Jun 8, 2019 |
# ? Jun 8, 2019 20:09 |
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CIG should sell their customizer to real world car companies: https://clips.twitch.tv/UgliestInnocentSoymilkPeoplesChamp Courtesy of SC Relay.
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 20:34 |
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Lord Stimperor posted:Not quite. Yes, No, and yer a goon now Harry.
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 20:37 |
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Lord Stimperor posted:When guild wars 1 came out, my buddy and I would play it together. We had user names like cutegrl1992 and hung out in global chat. We'd chirp about how we were just two young girls who just couldn't figure out this game because computers are hard. Took us about 30 minutes to get all the gold and bling you could possibly trade between accounts. You've fallen victim to one of the classic blunders: assuming that Star Citizen has enough functional systems to troll. Let me help: * You cannot change your username in game. In fact I think it may be a paid service now, on their website. * You cannot log in to a server with your teammates consistently. * About 75% of the time, global chat is bugged or simply turned off. * There is no in-game trading of any kind. * The only out-game trading is the ability to send entire spaceships between accounts. No currency, no items. Other than that yeah go nuts, it won't be the first time someone's pretended to be and received ships from backers.
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 20:44 |
Oh? What could this be? I TOLD YOU THOSE FUCJING CAT PICTURES WERE GOING TO BRING US DOWN!! I TOLD YOU! Tojal is absolutely the best star citizen guy. Absolutely incredible.
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 20:49 |
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Don't mind me guys I am just doing some crime, you ain't seen me, right?
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 21:00 |
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Hi Toejam I'm now going to test out some "crime": I'm going to order $400 of CIG's finest jpegs using my VISA credit card, and then in a day's time request a refund because the ordered goods are broken. When that Don Karnage bot gives me the runaround for 2 weeks, 90 days tops, i'm contacting VISA to issue a chargeback. For the goons here who sometimes play this mess: which is the most-broken jpeg or few that I should buy? Secondly: do VISA tally up chargebacks to a company, like am I more or less likely to successfully get a refund if others have already charged-back?
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 21:15 |
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Beet Wagon posted:
That is a fuckin' nice kitty right there.
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 21:15 |
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Don't worry, tojal has nothing. He's only pierced the first layer of defenses. At this rate he'll never decode our secret crimes database.
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 21:19 |
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peter gabriel posted:The defenders on reddit are now the last left, the pure, undiluted knuckle heads.
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 21:19 |
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SPERMCUBE.ORG posted:Don't worry, tojal has nothing. He's only pierced the first layer of defenses. At this rate he'll never decode our secret crimes database.
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 21:23 |
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Quavers posted:For the goons here who sometimes play this mess: which is the most-broken jpeg or few that I should buy? Do you want something that's broken in the sense of playable but not completely functional or not delivered as advertised? Because you can pretty much just buy any ship in the game and make that case for it. If you really want to get specific try the Reclaimer or the Starfarer- the salvage and fuel ships, in the game that doesn't have salvage, or refueling. Or do you want something that has literally never been delivered? In that case, try the Redeemer or Banu Merchantman.
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 21:24 |
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Detective Toejam and the Case of Crimes Against Fidelity
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 21:27 |
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Sarsapariller posted:Do you want something that's broken in the sense of playable but not completely functional or not delivered as advertised? Because you can pretty much just buy any ship in the game and make that case for it. If you really want to get specific try the Reclaimer or the Starfarer- the salvage and fuel ships, in the game that doesn't have salvage, or refueling. Nice & thanks!
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 21:27 |
iron buns posted:Detective Toejam and the Case of Crimes Against Fidelity
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 21:29 |
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SPERMCUBE.ORG posted:Don't worry, tojal has nothing. He's only pierced the first layer of defenses. At this rate he'll never decode our secret crimes database.
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 21:32 |
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We're coming to the end of Q2, which means features are starting to get chopped from the next big super-patch. Oh well! I'm sure they'll be in the next one, right? I mean I for one don't have any problem with 3 out of the 4 AI tasks for this quarter being cut, in the game where *checks notes* none of the AI works at all. Seems like fringe garbage to me!
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 21:33 |
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Chris roberts is one of the most unattractive men no matter what kind of animal you shop his face on
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 21:34 |
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I like how q2 release date means right at the last loving day of the quarter, missing features and released only to evocati accounts
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 21:36 |
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Hi Tojal!! I picked this out especially for you, I hope you'll like it ONE HOT BEAR IN A HOT-TUB, no kinkshaming plz, you guys
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 21:39 |
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Dumbfuck nerds losing their poo poo because consumer protections exist will never stop being funny. Keep on cheerleading, guys; I'm sure these faceless corporations really appreciate you going to bat for them, and will notice you any day now
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 21:42 |
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How dare you attack my personal friend, Robert Space Industry Holdings, LLC, Maldives Division, this way? You will regret your crimes
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 21:43 |
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TheAgent posted:I like how q2 release date means right at the last loving day of the quarter, missing features and released only to evocati accounts And then spend the next two months trying to fix it, further delaying all your other quarterlies. That's game development! Don't worry, citizens are absolutely confident that this is going to be the best patch ever. At this point I don't even see anything really in 3.6. It's just a bunch of location/ship/gun assets, same as 3.5, but at least 3.5 was advertised as having the huge flight model update that would fix everything. What does 3.6 even have? The hover mode? The ship rental system, still sitting at 0% completion? Ragdoll improvements? There's not a single item in this quarterly that has any bearing on the main state of the game.
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