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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Is it really hard to find porn on the internet that is not that of your friend

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Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Is it really hard to find porn on the internet that is not that of your friend

Transgression is hot.

DemoneeHo
Nov 9, 2017

Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca


My sister won't stop pooping in my house.

quote:

I'm an adult and live with my Mom in a 4plex. My older sister lives in the suite upstairs with her hubby, baby, and a fully functional toilet of her own. Yet she keeps making GBS threads in my toilet and holy gently caress it's toxic,.

Let me clarify: she's not visiting down here, and happens to need to use the washroom. She comes down here SPECIFICALLY to poo poo in my toilet. Sometimes it's multiple times a day.

First of all I feel incredibly disrespected.

I tried talking to her about it but she dismissed me like I'M the crazy one.

I tried shaming her by telling her friends and posting about it on facebook, but then everybody acted like I was the bad guy!

Now she tries to pretend like she's coming down for other reasons- like to talk to my mom or borrow something- but the very first thing she does is go straight for the toilet.

She thinks she's being sneaky but she's not.

I don't know what to do at this point.

Even worse my older brother has started dropping by to poop too.

HE DOESN'T EVEN LIVE IN MY BUILDING

BOTH OF THEM ARE OVER 30 YEARS OLD

WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO ME



EDIT: Locking the door: I'm Canadian so that's not really a cultural norm EDIT DURING THE DAY WHILE I'M HOME. Plus I like to leave the back door open during the day so my kitties can enjoy sitting on the deck and looking at the birds they want to murder. I also can't lock it when I'm by myself for medical emergencies. EDIT: I DO NOT LEAVE MY DOOR WIDE OPEN FOR MY CATS WHILE I'M NOT HOME. loving COME ON people.

locking doors, any doors is not a practical solution for me.. That's all you need to know, it doesn't require an argument or rude comments because you lack the imagination to perceive such a scenario. Move on. Jesus Christ.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
Stopping your siblings from taking nasty dumps in your house is why locks were invented. Do canadians really not lock their doors????????????????

Barudak
May 7, 2007

"locking doors is not a practical solution" just makes me want to come to her house to poop in it too.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Pinecone Sample posted:

My [28F] Current Boyfriend [32M] Freaked Out By My Ex's Socioeconomic Status

This song has never been more fitting since she is a hobo humping slobo babe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2up7su7CeMU

ScentOfAnOtaku
Aug 25, 2006

I have no control, I just keep eating, and eating.

DemoneeHo posted:

My sister won't stop pooping in my house.

Why are they doing this to you? Cause you don't lock your door and you let them.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

HazCat posted:

They're both assholes, but only the guy is getting defended by people in this thread, so the only discussion is about him.

I'm only defending the friend looking at her nude pics, not any of his other behavior.

Peaceful Anarchy
Sep 18, 2005
sXe
I am the math man.

Martha Stewart Undying posted:

Stopping your siblings from taking nasty dumps in your house is why locks were invented. Do canadians really not lock their doors????????????????
Well you see in Bowling for Columbine Michael Moore walked into a house where a lady was home with an unlocked door, so that means all Canadians never lock their doors. Not locking your door in a suburb/rural area when you're home and occasionally going outside to garden or lay in the sun or talk to the neighbours etc is normal. Not locking the door as a general matter of course isn't, in my experience, certainly not to the point that locking your door would be an unthinkable suggestion.

The older brother dropping by makes me think the OP is literally delusional. Also weird that we have everyone's opinion except mom who lives there and has presumably witnessed it.

Odd
Dec 30, 2006

I think everybody just needs to maybe cool out a little maybe

Barudak posted:

The dude is an rear end in a top hat with a lemon peel and deserves to sample a staircase, but posting nudes of yourself of your own volition online to porn sites, with or without identifying characteristics, is a level of intelligence reserved for people who have to ask if their partner making them do fake funerals for them where they must cry is weird.

In case anyone got curious about the fake funeral thing

My girlfriend always pretends she is dead

reddit weirdos posted:

Hey Reddit, I was hoping to get some advice about a problem I've been having with my SO.

First off, we are both 22 (M & F), finishing our last year of college. We've been together almost 6 months, and I really do adore her, aside from this one kind of weird behavioral trait. We have very similar interests, share many mutual friends, and get along on a day-to-day basis quite well.

The problem is that every few weeks, she gets it into her head that I don't appreciate her enough. I'll think everything is going well, and then out of the blue, she'll accuse me of taking her for granted. I really don't think this is the case, as I go out of my way to compliment her and say "I love you" almost every day.

Anyways, when this happens, she'll demand that we do this "couple-building activity" where she pretends she is dead. She'll light some candles, play "Amazing Grace" (the song they played at my grandfather's funeral a few years back), lay in bed, and cover herself with a sheet. Then I am supposed to kneel down and say some "last words" to her. She gets pissed if I don't cry, sometimes withholding sex as punishment.

I've always known that she has some self-esteem issues, but this seems a little much. I've tried talking to her about it, but she just gets defensive and says that this activity is necessary for me to grow emotionally and our relationship to grow stronger. I really don't know what to do. I don't want to lose her, but I can't keep mourning her death every few weeks.

So tell me Reddit, does this sound like normal behavior? How can I show her that I appreciate her without doing this activity?

tl;dr: My girlfriend doesn't think that I appreciate her enough, so every few weeks she makes us do a couple-building activity where she pretends to be dead while I give her eulogy.

ninja edit: forgot we aren't supposed to make direct links

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


quote:

Plus I like to leave the back door open during the day so my kitties can enjoy sitting on the deck and looking at the birds they want to murder.
This guy is alright.

NecroBob
Jul 29, 2003

Odd posted:

In case anyone got curious about the fake funeral thing

My girlfriend always pretends she is dead


ninja edit: forgot we aren't supposed to make direct links

"LOUDER, AND SADDER."

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Odd posted:

My girlfriend always pretends she is dead
There was a similar story shared on Yahoo answers in Japan and they made a movie out of it called "When I Get Home, My Wife Always Pretends To Be Dead":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCun3_jOOZc

It's real and pretty good actually. Watched it on a plane to Japan :v:

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

Fine, let's just pretend there's no way to arrange locking the doors to the house. Put a combination lock on the bathroom door. Problem solved for like 40 dollars.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Martha Stewart Undying posted:

Stopping your siblings from taking nasty dumps in your house is why locks were invented. Do canadians really not lock their doors????????????????

The guy is weird about locks and trying to pass it off as being canadian.
Just loving lock your door!

DemoneeHo
Nov 9, 2017

Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca


AITA for getting my roommate to hook up with my ex to get my favourite coffee mug back?

quote:

I collect coffee mugs shaped as cool things. Anyways, I dated a guy for a year that brought me back this mug from the states shaped as a shark, handle was a fin (semi-expensive mug, I looked into buying another one). I LOVE sharks more than anything, so this was the perfect gift. This mug was so perfect that I would never use it for coffee because coffee wasn’t worthy of this mug.

When we broke up, despite my love for the shark mug, I put it in the “box of stuff” you give back to your ex, thinking it would bring back too many memories. Now, a year later I’m happily with someone else and these memories are no longer. I basically just want my favourite mug back.

My roommate who is newly single is on tinder happened to match with my ex, I explained the mug story and now we’ve made it a mission for her to go over there, hookup with him, and take the mug in the morning. To be fair, he’s only looking for the hook up as he has stated in his profile, so no emotional sabotage.

Edit: to be fair, she was already planning on hooking up with him anyways, I just told her to comment on the mug if she saw it to be funny, she said she would just get it back.

This Costanza wants her coffee mug back now!

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
That's the Pussy Trap, betch.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
can i get some help on some hoody hook ups?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
That's incredibly stupid and they should totally do it.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
Why is that one even an AITA? It's dishonest sure but that's the bare minimum

DemoneeHo
Nov 9, 2017

Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca


Sjs00 posted:

Why is that one even an AITA? It's dishonest sure but that's the bare minimum

It is technically theft if they go through with it

But i want them to succeed in getting the mug back. This is a heist for the ages

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

AITA for wanting to back out of a Disney cruise my husband's family paid for at the last minute because of something my mother-in-law said about me to my kids?

Background on this: I have never seen eye to eye with my mother in law. MIL also has a boyfriend who I don't care for either.

It has been her dream to take my kids on a Disney Cruise ever since they were born. We have had massive issues with her not caring about their safety (most egregious example, she let my daughter ride on the dashboard--yes the dashboard--of her car on the highway going 80mph. Her excuse was "she had so much fun! I couldn't help it!). So I told her that if we could all go then maybe I would I consider it.

Her boyfriends mom died last year and he got like a small $30000 inheritance and she talked him into spending it all on a Disney cruise for the entire family (two of them, husband and I, two kids). I am going because everyone is excited but I am dreading every single minute of it. I don't really like cruises, Disney is not my thing and we are going to be away from our business for about two weeks so getting back is going to be a nightmare.

I was packing up last night and my now 8 year old came up to me and said "Grandma said we are going to push you over the railing on day one so the rest of us can have some fun." I was like whoa. I asked her what else she said and it was something like "when your drowning she's going to hook Daddy up with a huge black lady who isn't such a snit about bad food."

I immediately went to my husband and told him I was cancelling the trip. She has said things like this to my kids before so while it may not be an exact retelling, I know Bella didn't make this up. My husband is begging me not to cancel because he really needs the break from work. I told him fine, we'll take a two week camping trip or go to the beach but for me being around his mom will be worse than work--let alone she made a joke about murdering me.

Kids are despondent that we might not go and now guilt is getting to me. would I be the rear end in a top hat if I cancel this trip?

Edit (I guess 4 hours since OP): Thank you for all the advice, from you guys this is my plan of action:

I (and we) are going on the cruise.

I’m going to far more fun than she ever could be, moms going to ride ATVs and do the rock wall. Her plan is just to stuff them with cake and candy.

I’m going to talk with whoever I need to to ensure that my husband and I are the only ones who can kids out of activities.

I’m going to thank her boyfriend profusely for paying for the trip.

edit: I forgot the most important part, my husband is on his way over to her house to talk to her in person that what she said is not ok and go over the rules for the trip. She's going to have a meltdown but it's what she got by acting like a complete rear end.

Anything I’m missing?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

daughter named bella born in 2011 right as the twilight movies were huge? YTA

Pinecone Sample
Oct 12, 2010

THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SEIZED
by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation in accordance with a seizure warrant issued pursuant to 69 U.S.C Sec. 420
$30,000 is a pretty good price for making a murder look like an accident

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan
What the gently caress, murderous grandma taking the MIL/DIL rivalry just a bit too far there

Also the OP is an idiot, because going on that cruise is loving stupid, but I really don’t see a way out because if she did cancel her kids would hate her forever. Grandma really poisoned that well, huh?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
The solution on a cruise is to just get too drunk to care.

Peaceful Anarchy
Sep 18, 2005
sXe
I am the math man.

The solution was to push grandma into the sea instead, but it's too late now.

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan
The situation reminds reads like a sitcom. mom attempting to “force” fun will likely backfire. This is a lose-lose for her.

MasBrillante
Dec 3, 2005

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Just because someone makes porn does not mean they abdicate the right to personal boundaries in their relationships. This is not that hard.

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

whacking off to publicly posted photos is not wrong. Doing something you know or at least think your friend would find hurtful is wrong. You can do something that wouldn't be wrong if everyone was cool with it, but it becomes wrong when you know (or have reason to believe) it's hurting someone.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Peaceful Anarchy posted:

The solution was to push grandma into the sea instead, but it's too late now.

Throw Grandma from the Ship

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Is it really hard to find porn on the internet that is not that of your friend

He even admitted that he didn't even look them up for a week amd he went through a lot of work to find them when horny because he didn't actually know her account name. He's gross and a bad friend.

Robot Cuttlefish
Apr 6, 2016

areyoucontagious posted:

What the gently caress, murderous grandma taking the MIL/DIL rivalry just a bit too far there

Also the OP is an idiot, because going on that cruise is loving stupid, but I really don’t see a way out because if she did cancel her kids would hate her forever. Grandma really poisoned that well, huh?

Yea by making GBS threads in it after she went on the cruise

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


whomst among us has never spent hours tracking down our friend's nude account and blowing ropey loads to it

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!
lmao yall are completely unsocialized. if youre friends with someone and also youre jerking off to nude pictures of them that they didnt provide to you, guess what, you arent friends! the other person thinks you are, but youve added a secret ingredient to your side of the relationship. and tbh if they did provide you the nudes, youre not exactly traditional "friends" in that case either, friendship being a platonic relationship of love and closeness

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Real talk: masturbating to your friends is weird. I'm just going to assume everyone defending it is guilty of doing it.

MasBrillante
Dec 3, 2005

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Picnic Princess posted:

Real talk: masturbating to your friends is weird. I'm just going to assume everyone defending it is guilty of doing it.

Oh for sure they are.

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

Picnic Princess posted:

Real talk: masturbating to your friends is weird. I'm just going to assume everyone defending it is guilty of doing it.

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib

goethe.cx posted:

whomst among us has never spent hours tracking down our friend's nude account and blowing ropey loads to it

Well yeah personally tracking it down would be super hosed up which is why I hired a private investigator.

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Peaceful Anarchy
Sep 18, 2005
sXe
I am the math man.

My boyfriend wants his family to move in with us

quote:

My (F32) boyfriend (M30) wants his brother (28) and his brother's girlfriend(27) to move in with us and I'm dreading it.

I met my boyfriend two years ago and he owns a small two bedroom house. I moved in about a year ago. Up until recently he rented the other room to a quiet guy who I rarely saw and only stayed in the house a few times a month.

My bf lived with his brother before and apparently there was an unspoken agreement that they would live together again once this quiet guy moved out.

However, I was never asked about whether I would be okay with this situation and I am really, really done with having roommates. I've lived with 25 people in the last ten years and I just feel I'm over that stage of my life (we've been speaking a lot recently about having a baby in the near future).

He suggested a compromise that they move in for six months and I agreed but now I'm feeling resentful about the whole situation. They are a great couple and we hang out all the time but I just don't want other people in my living space. My boyfriend's opinion is that it will be really fun to have them around.

I work from home, which hasn't been going well recently and my boyfriend travels a lot with his job, so there could be two week bursts where I'll be here by myself with them.

This is the only thing we've fought about in the last few months and I can't seem to let go of the anger I feel about this decision being made without me. I don't want to damage my relationship with his family but I feel like I've really been screwed over. My boyfriend is a great guy but he just can't seem to see where I'm coming from or why this is making me so anxious.

Do I just have to suck it up and accept that it's happening? Is he wrong or am I overreacting?

TL:DR -My boyfriend agreed to let his brother move in with us and didn't ask me first.

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