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Gripweed posted:Since there's nothing special about the wafers themselves, why don't they use something that tastes better? Like white chocolate and macadamia nut cookies. It would still be the body of christ The monks in the monastery where my father was going for the eucharist where using some super sweet unleavened bread, and my great uncle who was also a priest was using party crackers for the eucharist when he was doing his yearly family BBQ. He was also a nuclear physicist. I was really disappointed growing up when I realized that even if a lot of priests and monks are actually very smart and liberal, they have to deal with a lot of superstition and tradition (and also a lot of people joined their rank because they want some redemption because they are pedophiles or gays or alcoholics) Well that was my story that the body of christ can absolutely be a party cracker if the priest is ok with it
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Having at one point been on the inside, your perception isn't wrong. There's a reason "recovered Catholic" is an expression people use. So you're basically Gilfoyle from Silicon Valley then
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I thought the Satanic Temple were all fart-huffing liberals.
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I wish satanists would also make some delicious beers and cheese instead of always thinking about gothic clothes and baphomet statues. Like I understand it's important to have a conterweight to religious dogma, but satanists can't even exist on their own, they need religious people to justify their existence. That's a bit sad.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Don't forget that there are Catholics so reactionary that they believe that the last few Popes are illegitimate I’m pretty sure this is one of the least new features of the Catholic church tbh
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Is it bad that this is hilarious? Ok, but like... How bad?
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Jun 10, 2019 00:34
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Now photoshop them into military uniforms and make it a joke about fish oil.
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:I wish satanists would also make some delicious beers and cheese instead of always thinking about gothic clothes and baphomet statues. Like I understand it's important to have a conterweight to religious dogma, but satanists can't even exist on their own, they need religious people to justify their existence. That's a bit sad. That's an odd vantage point. That's like saying MLK was sad because he needs racism to justify his existing.
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Jamesman posted:Now photoshop them into military uniforms and make it a joke about fish oil. Wonder what animal grouping would be called a "theater" On that horrible note, have some actual funny stuff  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYQCB3v_xj4
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The Bananana posted:Is it bad that this is hilarious? We already live in hell, you're good.
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Gripweed posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5EcbH1FJ1s , but baked goods instead of music A page back, but this literally happened to me once. I was lured in by a really amazing baritone singing a cappella, and then they closed the doors. I'm now convinced that the doors of churches are intentionally made to open and close as loudly as possible, so that no one can leave without it being really awkward.
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LawfulWaffle posted:Listen if you transubstantiate something that leaves crumbs you’re gonna have bits of the son of God all over your chapel. That’s hella rude, no two ways about it. Gonna leave the body of Jesus to get moldy in the piles of your carpet, smdh. Catholic mass is designed around this. You're supposed to put the whole host in your mouth before chewing. Then after they're done with everyone they clean out the holders to make sure there's not crumbs.
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muscles like this! posted:Catholic mass is designed around this. You're supposed to put the whole host in your mouth before chewing. Then after they're done with everyone they clean out the holders to make sure there's not crumbs. *goes to mass* *grinds and snorts host* HOLY poo poo, I'M SO loving SAVED RIGHT NOW! WOOOO!
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dee eight posted:*goes to mass* 
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Honestly as insanely corrupt and pedophile infested as the Catholic Church is the protestants aren't really much better.
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And everyone just sort of forgets about the Episcopalians...the Bob Ross of religions. "And I'm going to put a happy little miracle right here."
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People still love the old hellfire and brimstone
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anonumos posted:And everyone just sort of forgets about the Episcopalians...the Bob Ross of religions. "And I'm going to put a happy little miracle right here." 
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Parrotine posted:So you're basically Gilfoyle from Silicon Valley then Gilfoyle is a LaVeyan Satanist. LaVeyan Satanism is the one that's all libertarian fart-huffers.
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Jun 10, 2019 02:41
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Do you want (supplic)ants, Lana? Because that’s how you get (supplic)ants!
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Jerry Cotton posted:I thought the Satanic Temple were all fart-huffing liberals. I think that’s the Church of Satan
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The fat Buddha you see in a bunch of restaurants and stuff is actually Budai, a 10th century Chinese monk. He's become a symbol of good fortune, and is believed to be Maitreya Buddha, the next Buddha of this world. 
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The Church of Satan was founded by Anton Levay, and it's just Libertarians who wear black. They're terrible. The Satanic Temple was founded as a church and sate separation protest group, and is pretty good.
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Hiro Protagonist posted:The fat Buddha you see in a bunch of restaurants and stuff is actually Budai, a 10th century Chinese monk. He's become a symbol of good fortune, and is believed to be Maitreya Buddha, the next Buddha of this world. what does his dick taste like
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The church of Satan is a weird mix of people pushing back against very obvious 1st amendment violations, hardcore libertarians convinced that society is using religion to hold straight white male job creators back, and straight up neo-nazis obsessed with the occult. The weirdest part of Christianity to me is that there are multiple Christian denominations in America that are technically under the authority of Queen Elizabeth.
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Former DILF posted:what does his dick taste like Sweet & Sour Boneless Pork.
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rodbeard posted:The church of Satan is a weird mix of people pushing back against very obvious 1st amendment violations, hardcore libertarians convinced that society is using religion to hold straight white male job creators back, and straight up neo-nazis obsessed with the occult. The Church of Satan and the Satanic Temple are completely different organizations. The former being goth Libertarians and the latter being more woke and trollish. Not sure where the nazis fit in exactly, but I expect they take it more seriously.
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rodbeard posted:The weirdest part of Christianity to me is that there are multiple Christian denominations in America that are technically under the authority of Queen Elizabeth. Queen Elizabeth is the head of the Anglican Church, which is only one of the many Protestant denominations.
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Jun 10, 2019 04:51
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Finally, as a man, I have a chance at loving the Babadook.
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Push El Burrito posted:Finally, as a man, I have a chance at loving the Babadook. are you just now finding out that the babadook is a gay icon?
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YES
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Former DILF posted:are you just now finding out that the babadook is a gay icon? I didn't know he was officially out. Last I saw he was still chasing women.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Sweet & Sour Boneless Pork. gently caress ME UP FAM
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Why is he a gay icon?
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oldpainless posted:Why is he a gay icon? Netflix hosed up and put it in the LGBTQ category. Gay people have since ran with it.
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DiggityDoink posted:Netflix hosed up and put it in the LGBTQ category. Gay people have since ran with it. There's also some "jokes" about how the babadook basically is an allegory of being a closeted queer person.
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