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Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/soph_daigle/status/1137812169934999554

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

you guys :ohdear:

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

now thats a close shave

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy
oh christ

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

a number of years ago i heard on the news one mroing that that same thing had happened to a guy on the section of highway i used to commute to work

except it wasn't a sheet of plywood. it was one of those steel plates that they use to cover holes in the road during construction, and it got flipped into the air by a semi somehow, and when it landed on the car it decapitated the driver

sarujin_nz
May 1, 2006

Lowest bridge I've ever found.

sarujin_nz fucked around with this message at 07:53 on Jun 10, 2019

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Might as well lower the bridge.

Or raise the road...

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

high vehicles dont care where they go

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Synthbuttrange posted:

high vehicles dont care where they go

You're thinking of high drivers.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


sarujin_nz posted:

Lowest bridge I've ever found.

poo poo i can't walk under that!

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.
Is this a competition?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy9PmSRwG-k&t=128s

(keep listening for the 'creepy' part)

Shut up Meg fucked around with this message at 09:41 on Jun 10, 2019

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

sarujin_nz posted:

Lowest bridge I've ever found.

I'm no truckfuckler, so I've never had to pay attention to how high my car is, but that looks pretty low. I feel like where the sign has a picture of a large trailer hitting the bridge it should probably have a picture of an SUV with a kayak on the roof or something, because it seems like you don't need a truck to have a problem there.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Buttcoin purse posted:

I'm no truckfuckler, so I've never had to pay attention to how high my car is, but that looks pretty low. I feel like where the sign has a picture of a large trailer hitting the bridge it should probably have a picture of an SUV with a kayak on the roof or something, because it seems like you don't need a truck to have a problem there.

It had one, but an SUV with a kayak on the roof knocked it down.

Truckers who couldn't tell it was too low would find out in a quite painful way.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
Why is that bridge so low?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Second hand aerials! Getcher lightly used second hand aerials heeyah!

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


packetmantis posted:

Why is that bridge so low?

I think you mean why is the road so high.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

packetmantis posted:

Why is that bridge so low?
Trains are poo poo at climbing.

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.

packetmantis posted:

Why is that bridge so low?

Cheaper than the alternatives

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Humphreys posted:

poo poo i can't walk under that!

Can you limbo?

sarujin_nz
May 1, 2006

Duck Bridge

it's from Queensland, I'm assuming its actually an overpass for ducks. The road came later.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Good thing that truck is right hand drive, or it might not be driveable.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

sarujin_nz posted:

Duck Bridge

it's from Queensland, I'm assuming its actually an overpass for ducks. The road came later.

I like both reviews on that:

★★★★★ posted:

A Wynnum institution, Duck Bridge has provided endless mirth for generations of locals and visitors who travel on this train underpass.

Tradition dictates that a driver of a vehicle accelerates immediately before passing under the bridge yelling “ DUCK” as they do so.

Passengers who are local will generally provide the response “quack quack”.

Visitors to the area are likely to scream, believing they are about to be decapitated.

This practice is not recommended to be followed by owners of tall 4WDs and SUVs, and especially not by those fitted with roof racks, unless youre hellbent on owning a convertible.

★☆☆☆☆ posted:

GODAWFUL LOW BRIDGE 1.9M AVOID !!!

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon
Timestamped to 3:19, action starts 3:40 :stare:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEVscBPVmzY&t=199s

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

oh gently caress :catstare:

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Some truckfuckling, Japanese style. Action 30 seconds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0UKDimsYIE

Mr. Fix It fucked around with this message at 13:20 on Jun 10, 2019

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Mr. Fix It posted:

Some truckfuckling, Japanese style. Action 30 seconds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0UKDimsYIE
The driver's really good at this.

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

GotLag posted:

I like both reviews on that:

Who the hell reviews a bridge?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Hey if I had a bad experience with a bridge I gotta vent somewhere

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Mr. Fix It posted:

Some truckfuckling, Japanese style. Action 30 seconds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0UKDimsYIE

Kinda surprised they didn't mosaic-blur the truck.

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

Uhhh, were they okay? :stare:

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

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I think you get to see them wave their arm from inside the dirt and presumably they heard them since the driver jumped out and everything so... Hopefully not too seriously injured if not?

PhotoKirk
Jul 2, 2007

insert witty text here

Shut up Meg posted:

Who the hell reviews a bridge?

There are reviews for EVERYTHING on Google Maps. Check out the reviews for your local prisons.

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

In Soviet Russia, dump takes you, etc

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

PhotoKirk posted:

There are reviews for EVERYTHING on Google Maps. Check out the reviews for your local prisons.
Prison reviews are actually a big deal. I've seen a lot of guys negotiate more time in a better facility rather than take the shorter sentence in some shithole local jail.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
10/10 Would escape from again. Good music and book selection. Warden's a bit of a pill.
-A.D.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

PhotoKirk posted:

There are reviews for EVERYTHING on Google Maps. Check out the reviews for your local prisons.

I feel that there needs to be a thread about this


quote:

I was a guest at the King County Bed and Breakfast in 2001.

Not the most welcoming place I have ever visited. Both the bed and the breakfast were well under par. Why my rectum needed to be inspected before I was offered my lovely jumpsuit and plastic sandals is beyond me.

I shant return.

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Reign Of Pain posted:

I feel that there needs to be a thread about this

Get on it.

I'll contribute if you do.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

sarujin_nz posted:

Lowest bridge I've ever found.

oh hey you're in my neighborhood, we have several other exciting low bridges for the connoisseur.

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Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Rent-A-Cop posted:

Prison reviews are actually a big deal. I've seen a lot of guys negotiate more time in a better facility rather than take the shorter sentence in some shithole local jail.

I mean, I tell people all the time, if you're white and not on drugs, getting arrested in Jefferson County, Montana is a relatively pleasant experience.

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