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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Synthbuttrange posted:

first you trap the pidgeon
then ???
then electrical bras.

These adventure game solutions are getting weird.

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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Synthbuttrange posted:

first you trap the pidgeon
then ???
then electrical bras.

These Front 242 remixes are getting out of hand.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Shut up Meg posted:

In other news, the recommendation algorithm is getting weird. Of course, you wonder what the hell this stuff is, click it and your profile thinks you are some kind of deviant.

Are you trying to say that you're not some kind of deviant?

Bees on Wheat
Jul 18, 2007

I've never been happy



QUAIL DIVISION
Buglord

Iron Crowned posted:

Are you trying to say that you're not some kind of deviant?

Some kind, but not that kind. :colbert:

Black Feather
Apr 14, 2012

Call someone who cares.
I'm too curious for my own good. What's the purpose of that bra? Enlarging breasts? Stimulating milk production? Something I can't even think of???

Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH
yes

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Black Feather posted:

I'm too curious for my own good. What's the purpose of that bra? Enlarging breasts? Stimulating milk production? Something I can't even think of???

quote:

- Ideal for enlarging and beautifying breast
- Scientific ergonomic design, suitable for any kind of body
- Physical support to fix breast in a certain place
- Four high-frequency motors, three vibration frequency and simulated massage to regulate channels
- Infrared ray heating, can strengthen cell vitality, increase the female hormone and prevent breast diseases


Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

So it's steam powered?

Ambrose Burnside
Aug 30, 2007

pensive
"we're gonna bombard your tissue with EM radiation, to make the cells... more vital" is a line you just don't hear much any more
not since rejuvenating radium water made that celebrity's jaw fall off back in nineteen-dickety-ought, anyways

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Iron Crowned posted:

So it's steam powered?

I DON'T KNOW! Stop asking me!

I refuse to be known as the expert on Breast Massage Chest Stimulus Device Electric Infrared Electronic Breasts Enlargement Health Care Massage For Women

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Bre...2797904028.html



Here: have a giant cucumber instead.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

I got this hip flask. A handy way to combine two vices, although I'm going to fill the cigarette compartment with Ayurveda herbal smokes... 'Coz while I do like to smoke, I don't like tobacco.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32994040416.html



Oh hey a KODAK branded jacket, I li-

enhance



:mad:

(I found properly spelled ones later)

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32917230546.html

yoloer420
May 19, 2006
With that stuff there is a 50/50 chance it'll show up with the correct branding and the images just show it differently.

Sellers do it with heaps of stuff to avoid trademark/other issues.

For an extreme example you could check out replica Knights Crosses, the images posted by the seller don't include a swatstika, the image posted by customers do.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Also; checking tshirts, my brain throws an unhandled exception error



https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33006407316.html

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Iron Crowned posted:

So it's steam powered?

Steamed mamms

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


May I see them?

/slaps u

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Also; checking tshirts, my brain throws an unhandled exception error



https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33006407316.html

This poo poo is like when you tell your parents you're into some obscure thing they wouldn't understand but they actually listen then get you poo poo like this:


holy poo poo this one is giving me seizures

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Shame they'd be horrible to wear.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



LifeSunDeath posted:

This poo poo is like when you tell your parents you're into some obscure thing they wouldn't understand but they actually listen then get you poo poo like this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIpi0kle1g0

Molten Llama
Sep 20, 2006

goatface posted:

Shame they'd be horrible to wear.

If you think a poly-spandex blend with the texture of medium-grit sandpaper is horrible to wear… you'd be right.

Moot .1415926535
Mar 24, 2006

Yep, that's pretty much it.
I got my Nic Cage pillow. :stoked:

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Ambrose Burnside posted:

"we're gonna bombard your tissue with EM radiation, to make the cells... more vital" is a line you just don't hear much any more
not since rejuvenating radium water made that celebrity's jaw fall off back in nineteen-dickety-ought, anyways

So they're trying to Hulk-out your titties.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

s.i.r.e. posted:

So they're trying to Hulk-out your titties.

Hmm. Giant, green enraged titties.

Call me conflicted.

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




LifeSunDeath posted:

This poo poo is like when you tell your parents you're into some obscure thing they wouldn't understand but they actually listen then get you poo poo like this:


holy poo poo this one is giving me seizures


I think that's kind of the point of Vaporwave, yes.




NoneMoreNegative posted:

These Front 242 remixes are getting out of hand.

I understood this reference.

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



MrUnderbridge posted:

Hmm. Giant, green enraged titties.

Call me conflicted.

Calm your tits.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Moot .1415926535 posted:

I got my Nic Cage pillow. :stoked:

I didn't :(

Dont Touch ME
Apr 1, 2018


super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

LifeSunDeath posted:

holy poo poo this one is giving me seizures


I actually want this.

TorakFade
Oct 3, 2006

I strongly disapprove


PokeJoe posted:

also, this is the best weed grinder i've ever used bar none. i can't believe ive never seen this fishing reel style before ali but it essentially never gets jammed or needs cleaned.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4-L....1ddd4c4dnY1E8n



Trip report: this arrived pretty banged up, so much that either in transport or at the factory it got one side of the upper part (the one with holes and teeth) completely flat, meaning it was impossible to close.

I submitted pics and requested, and got, a full refund. Now I took pliers and a hammer to it to try and straighten it out. I got some of the colored finish off and it's a bit scratched, but it seems to work now. Free scratched grinder!

Also, the pin "screams at own rear end" seems to be in my country since 1 month, but did not show up yet. I really really hope this won't be lost, it's a silly idiot thing but I want it :ohdear:

Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH

TorakFade posted:

Also, the pin "screams at own rear end" seems to be in my country since 1 month, but did not show up yet. I really really hope this won't be lost, it's a silly idiot thing but I want it :ohdear:

I got mine yesterday, it's really pretty! I ordered it about a month ago. Also I bought some of those locking pin-backs so that I don't lose this pin and my precious skeletor pin. They work surprisingly well, I couldn't pry them off the pins by simply pulling.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Catpain Slack posted:

Also I bought some of those locking pin-backs so that I don't lose this pin and my precious skeletor pin.

Small tip for the pinsaver backs - you may find they don't go as far down the pin spike as a regular clasp so you end up with a secure but spinny pin on thin fabrics; if your pin came with one of the rubber backs you can cut off the grip-nub with a sharp craftknife and end up with a perfect sized rubber washer/spacer to put in front of the pin saver back.

Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Small tip for the pinsaver backs - you may find they don't go as far down the pin spike as a regular clasp so you end up with a secure but spinny pin on thin fabrics; if your pin came with one of the rubber backs you can cut off the grip-nub with a sharp craftknife and end up with a perfect sized rubber washer/spacer to put in front of the pin saver back.

I actually had this issue and will proceed to craft myself a spacer. Thanks for the tip!

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Hug in a Can posted:

I discovered some costume jewelry/fashion wholesalers in my city, so I've been cutting back on my AE orders (similar prices, but I can see them before I buy them and feel less guilty about shipping? I'm there!), but I recently ordered this set of coasters.


https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/n8mSQJm

I think it's charming :3:
You inspired me to buy a set, too! It arrived today. :3: I don't know why, but I thought the coasters themselves were felted wool. As it is, they'll work fine as coasters, but I anticipate they'll stick to the bottom of any sweaty glasses. (One of the coasters doesn't fit very well, either--I had to wedge it into the slot, and I'm unsure if I can pull it back out. But that's nothing a little sanding won't fix.)

Possibly these would be better: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32843454445.html

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

OK again that seems like something I could buy for the same price in a shop, without the wait for delivery :confused: (Or cheaper.)

heehee
Sep 5, 2012

haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win :D

Jerry Cotton posted:

OK again that seems like something I could buy for the same price in a shop, without the wait for delivery :confused: (Or cheaper.)

try bing

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Jerry Cotton posted:

OK again that seems like something I could buy for the same price in a shop, without the wait for delivery :confused: (Or cheaper.)
I've never seen it (or anything like it) in a shop. :shrug:

Has anyone bought an inflatable travel neck pillow from Ali that they can recommend?

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



super sweet best pal posted:

I actually want this.

Now that you mention it why isn’t there a link? It’s a perfect gift for a friend of mine

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

Snowy posted:

Now that you mention it why isn’t there a link? It’s a perfect gift for a friend of mine

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/3905033/search?SearchText=Vaporwave

For all your 3D-printed shirt needs.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

glitch print works well too

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Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."





Holy poo poo some of the related stuff:





https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32994259697.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32995002748.html


Haha "Vintage 3D Print Florals Men Shirts Man Luxury Dress Shirt Chemise Homme Juvenil Boy Spring Autumn Blue Clothes Camisa Masculina"

Fake edit: lol, didn't notice the little Versace logo peeking out there on the first one. Is ... is this stuff high fashion right now?

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