MasBrillante posted:

No, you’re right, it doesn’t. I looked it up and in their other posts they share that they are male.

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

Imagine the Jigsaw poo poo you'd need to put your own hog through to seriously entertain the possibility this dude just plain couldn't tell when he was popping a tent anymore

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA (29f) the for telling my sister (34f) that her swimsuit was wildly inappropriate for both her body size and the occasion (my dad's retirement party)?

I am going to try to keep this in a reasonable length but while giving all relevant information. I am one of 4 sisters born to military family. My dad was a Brigadier General in the Marines and is retiring inAugust. The Marines did his retirement ceremony last Wednesday and my mom and I planned more of an informal party at the golf and tennis club they've belonged to for almost 30 years now. My dad is in his 50s so it was essentially his military peers, people from their church, other members of the club and kids ranging from a week old (my niece) to teenagers.

I don't get along with my oldest sister at all. For whatever reason we just have never seen eye to eye on nearly anything and in the interest of fairness, nearly everything she does bothers me which is why I'm asking the question here. Since it's part of the question, I think it's important to mention that she is very obese but always thinks she looks "goooooooood" because her hair is always done, she always has 3 inch nails and wears super fashionable clothes.

So for the most part everyone was wearing pretty appropriate pool attire for the golf club. My sister showed up wearing a fluorescent one piece with dip down past her belly button and the "straps" barely covered her nipples. She had on basically a see through sarong which revealed that the back of the suit was a full on thong.

I tried to quietly pull her aside and say that maybe with her body type and certainly the atmosphere of a golf club, her suit wasn't appropriate. She asked me what I wanted her to do about it. I told her I would prefer if she changed into something more appropriate for the setting, as there's kids around. She told me its 2019 and kids can handle what she's wearing. I told her that my mom and I worked hard for this party to be about our dad and here she was making it all about her appearance...again. She told me to stay the gently caress out of her face for the rest of the day so I obliged but I was absolutely right that she attracted a lot of negative attention and her looking like she did detracted from the party.

Was I the rear end in a top hat for pointing this out to her? Or since nothing changed and she wore what she was going to wear to her detriment, should I just have kept my mouth shut?

MasBrillante posted:

I genuinely assumed only someone raised as a woman for their entire life could believe dicks worked like this.

MarcusSA posted:

If dude is popping cialis every day I could 100% see him walking around with a chubby.

MasBrillante posted:

That he doesn’t notice? He doesn’t notice the feeling, doesn’t notice the fit of his clothes changing, doesn’t notice people looking at his crotch? Yeah, sure.

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA For Not Telling a Customer That We Threw Away Her Father's Ashes?

Play posted:

This person should've been honest, I'd be loving pissed if some dumbass is making decisions for me about what I do or don't need to hear. Just tell the loving truth so I can stop looking everywhere for pop pops ashes you rear end in a top hat.

Also I'd probably get a kick out of these idiots mistaking poor pop pop for a bag of drugs

Smirking_Serpent posted:

I just want to know why was someone taking their father's ashes to target/the american girl store/the public library ???

Antivehicular posted:

Yeah, I'm desperately curious how the ashes ended up in a public restroom in the first place. Was she planning on flushing Daddy Dearest down the toilet and had a crisis of conscience?

Antivehicular posted:

Yeah, I'm desperately curious how the ashes ended up in a public restroom in the first place. Was she planning on flushing Daddy Dearest down the toilet and had a crisis of conscience?

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My wife stays in contact with her ex who she dated for 5 years before meeting me. All they do is text each other occasionally, which I have no problem with. I explained to her early on that I am not interested in ever meeting or befriending any of her exes. She agreed and it was never an issue until now.

Her ex has moved back to the city where we live and she really wants him and I to meet. Once again I explained to her that I have zero interest in such a meeting. I see no point to it, I don't need his blessing or approval, and I have enough friends. Plus the whole idea just seems awkward.

She explained that it would mean a lot to her if I would just meet with him. I asked why and her response was that it will keep his mind at ease knowing that she is with someone good. I snapped a little but didn't raise my voice and asked her: "Since when does his wants and concerns matter in our marriage?"

She didn't have answer for this and simply asked me to think about it. I know my answer is not going to change and I am honestly quite angry about this whole thing. AITA? Also any advice is much appreciated.

Thank you.

P.S

I don't care if they meet occasionally to catch up, but I think I'll be getting a divorce if they start hanging out on the regular. I love my wife but I don't think I have her heart. He was her longest relationship aside from me and she lost her virginity to him.

EDIT

With regards to divorcing her over this:

I'd rather divorce her than control her. I didn't tell her that I would do this, it will simply happen. I can control what I do (not meeting him), but I cannot control what she does. It would be better to part ways instead of turning the marriage into a toxic swamp.

Antivehicular posted:

Plot twist: it actually was drugs, but you can't exactly go to the Target lost and found and ask if someone turned in your vial of research chemicals

christmas boots posted:

exile all smoko to Australia mate

Vim Fuego posted:

AITA for refusing to meet my wife's ex-boyfriend?

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So, ok. I know. The title already has you rolling your eyes.

So, my wife is a twin. They’re both early 30s, same (relatively fit) body type, same eyes, same hair, you get it.

I’m drinking alone at an empty bar typing this because homeboy is NOT welcome at home this evening.

We went to a family event this evening where twin sister showed up. She’s been out of town traveling for quite a bit and I haven’t seen her in several years. Wife has seen her much more recently but I travel for work so this was the first time.

Twin went to a bunch of cool places in the last couple years. So we got hammered while the family prattled on about bullshit. Father in law is a huge trumper. Family mostly just laughs awkwardly while he denies climate change and says Brett K is a “stand up guy anyone can see.” gently caress ‘em.

Anyway, twin and I get smashed. We have a fuckin BLAST talking about Eastern Europe and Asia and just generally enjoying ourselves. We’re talking guy-busting laughter. We’re in the zone on our side.

I’m not trying to gently caress my wifes sister. It’s not what I’m about, nor would I do it.

The thing is, my wife is straight laced as gently caress. She tolerates my silliness, and my vices, and all the rest. She loves me. Definitely. And I love her! We’re a good balance to each other.

But sister and I got on like a housefire, chainsmoking outside the restaurant and generally carrying on.

The ride home was tense. I could tell something was up.

She eventually lays into me for “getting out of hand” and “making it awkward” for the family.

I am... not ignorant to what she’s getting at.

I’m not ignorant to human drama. When a man and a woman are enjoying time as much as we were (sister and I), people are going to get weird and gossip. I know this.

But gently caress, we’re married. And it’s family. And god if I can be hosed to have another conversation about George Soros.

Sister smokes. She has great stories from her travels.

So wife gets serious and deadpans me: are you attracted to my sister?

So I, drunk and generally not overly concerned, say yes.

She’s your exact loving copy. Genetically. Except with sluttier style and more interesting recent experiences.

You can see where this goes.

So AITA for admitting what, to me, should be obvious? Even though I’d never, ever violate the familial and marital restrictions at play? I feel like an rear end in a top hat, but at the same time I feel justified and like the universe is laughing at me.

DemoneeHo posted:

AITA for admitting I find my wife’s twin attractive?



Ahahahahahaha you idiot

snergle posted:

Blade Runner posted:

Hand grenades are actually very safe as long as you don't stop gripping

DemoneeHo posted:

AITA for admitting I find my wife’s twin attractive?



Ahahahahahaha you idiot

quote:

Our neighbor Mr. Gee was (73) years old when his is wife Mrs. Gee died, after she died he planted a tree in her name. It took him years to get fully grown but he said "Effort is important but knowing where you to put the effort is what counts the most". Mr. Gee was a graceful, and patient man, and allowed us to swim in his backyard pool. Years later Mr. Gee died of a stroke. And his house became extremely overgrown. Since then, no one took care of it. The tree became a nuisance, it dropped leaves every where in our garden, and lawn making it harder to maintain to quality of our house. Next thing you know a branch from the tree falls off and breaks one of windows. I was fed up with tree it clogged the gutters, it cover up out lawn and garden, additionally it broke the window. So, I decided to cut it down. I told friends this story, and they said it's messed up since I cut down the tree he planted for his wife.

So, AITA

1)There was no separated fence between the tree it overgrowed into my yard 2)I did get a permit to cut the tree 3) And I am considering to relocate it

DemoneeHo posted:

AITA for admitting I find my wife’s twin attractive?



Ahahahahahaha you idiot

DemoneeHo posted:

AITA for cutting down my neighbors tree


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DemoneeHo posted:

AITA for cutting down my neighbors tree


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DemoneeHo posted:

AITA for admitting I find my wife’s twin attractive?



Ahahahahahaha you idiot

quote:

I DID NOT SAY THESE THINGS. I would not. I simply said yes she’s attractive. As is my wife.

They’re loving identical.

Maybe ITA. MAYBE. I respect your assessment.

But it’s wrong and it’s bullshit and now I’m dancing with the male bartender. My dudes wish me luck

quote:

To be clear.

I don’t want to marry my SIL.

I just want to gently caress her brains out while we chain smoke and discuss Eastern Europe.

I’m a good person rite guys pls I’m a good person.

I’m drunk.

quote:

This is complicated. Because you’re right. A woman with the same physically attractive qualities? With hilarious demeanor and life experience? Yes, as a single man I’d be all over it.

But I’m a married gently caress past my prime. I know my place and I’m happy in it.

AITA for acknowledging and admitting that I’m attracted to my only life raft in a sea of bland or borderline problematic familial dynamics? Sure. But that’s not at QUESTION HERE.

I’m drunk. Hello

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You’re a dick. And I accept this challenge. Imma fkkn price you wrong and be married to her forever.

And when you’re fkkn dying in some sad hospital and draining all of your wealth on healthcare we’re both going to come and whisper “hey wigglebuttbisquick or whatever: you were wrong.”

And then me and the twins are going to have a nasty threesome on top of your dying rear end.