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MasBrillante
Dec 3, 2005

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tythas posted:

AITA for testing a stranger's character and asking to borrow something harmless?


AITA for not letting the mother of my daughter visit her unless she pays me $20,000?

NTA, but it’s a very bad idea to initiate a relationship with this person, especially not on the back of money changing hands. Start fighting for your preferred visitation arrangement instead.

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

also holy lol the comments on this thing, she really riled up reddit user MrVoreGuy

This dude's entire Reddit history is basically just yelling at women, wanting to vore, and telling people they're bitches for downvoting him.

Also a picture of his dick.

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

Tythas posted:

I was with him until he asked for the money up until that point he wasn't the rear end in a top hat


it could have been a box of six donuts or 12 donuts it's not really a lot

2 people eating a total of 12 donuts is a lot, wtf.

MasBrillante
Dec 3, 2005

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

chitoryu12 posted:

This dude's entire Reddit history is basically just yelling at women, wanting to vore, and telling people they're bitches for downvoting him.

Also a picture of his dick.

Don’t forget one handed responses to porn.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

MasBrillante posted:

Don’t forget one handed responses to porn.

When he's not being racist and insulting them.

Pinecone Sample
Oct 12, 2010

THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SEIZED
by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation in accordance with a seizure warrant issued pursuant to 69 U.S.C Sec. 420
r/relationships: All sexual desire is gone 

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

ScentOfAnOtaku posted:

Posts like this one I don't get. It's like the opposite of the validation posts. There is no way anyone would side with him in this one, he makes sure of it by adding little details to make sure he's a dick, so why post it?

Soon we will find out all of the real posts on reddit are ones from people who get off on the embarrassment and harassment of the other posters.

EDIT: It's like that with the mom who forced her daughter to watch a movie and took her tablet away when she was working. She goes out of her way in that one to make sure we get she's a petty shithead, why do that?

there's more or less normal people with normal values trying to justify doing something they know is petty, and then there's legit psychopaths so caught up in their own bullshit they will just casually detail doing absolutely horrific things like they're discussing the weather, and get all upset about PC culture and people being too sensitive when their audience reacts negatively


chitoryu12 posted:

This dude's entire Reddit history is basically just yelling at women, wanting to vore, and telling people they're bitches for downvoting him.

Also a picture of his dick.

bolder or more foolish man than I to check

AITA for 1. Using Google translate to listen to my roommates conversations when she is in the same room as me and 2. Getting upset over what she is saying?

quote:

I own my own home. I have a spare room I rent out. I often watch TV while playing on my phone. My roommate speaks another language and often talks really loudly in the kitchen while I am doing so. I decided to see if she was loud enough for Google translate to pick up and she is for the most part. I did this because I wanted to invade her privacy as well. I am not trying to dispute that and I am aware of it. I justify it though because she is being loud and I feel speaking another language is not making a large enough effort to be private. If she wanted real privacy she should speak softer or in another room altogether. Some of the things she talked about were insulting me, my habits, and flat out lies. Ok don't like this, and am finding myself getting really angry over her lies. Lies such as I have begged her for sex and I don't bath but once per week. I have never approached her in that manner and I shower daily, sometimes twice if I work out. I want to kick her out, she's on a month to month.

Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015

ScentOfAnOtaku posted:

Posts like this one I don't get. It's like the opposite of the validation posts. There is no way anyone would side with him in this one, he makes sure of it by adding little details to make sure he's a dick, so why post it?

Soon we will find out all of the real posts on reddit are ones from people who get off on the embarrassment and harassment of the other posters.

EDIT: It's like that with the mom who forced her daughter to watch a movie and took her tablet away when she was working. She goes out of her way in that one to make sure we get she's a petty shithead, why do that?

Eh, I donno. I think he's garbage for the initial part of pushing her to keep the kid, to a point, but the fact that he basically made her a paid surrogate blunts the blow of it a lot; pregnancy is work and she got paid to do it for him, and even though you can debate that point for a while, even though I'd probably come down on the side of him still being a dick over it, it's not cut and dry for him being a monster, especially compared to a lot of what we see in this thread. If the mother hasn't been in the daughter's life at all and the 16 year old daughter has no interest in meeting her, that's not his decision to make, and he's not an rear end in a top hat for telling the mother that.

Asking for 20 grand is an extremely, hilariously petty move though, and while he's a huge rear end in a top hat for it it's very funny to me

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
Inner Conflict

quote:

I’m a woman who recently started seeing a guy who is not at all my type—jock-y, clean-cut, works in finance—and found myself desperately wanting to have sex with him. I can’t even look at his thighs in pants without thinking about it. But while I’m used to guys coming on strong, he is not one of them. He told me he likes to take things slower, and I complied. We didn’t get naked until the fifth date. That night he told me he wanted to avoid penetrative sex “for now” (forever?) because it makes people get “too attached.” We have oral sex, which is nice, but isn’t this strange? I’ve asked him to elaborate, but he just says “that’s his experience” with penetrative sex. Twist: Recently, drunk, he told me his fantasy is to bring a third guy in to join us—who would presumably penetrate me.

I wouldn't be so quick to make that presumption, OP.

Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015

gently caress Your Website posted:

Inner Conflict


I wouldn't be so quick to make that presumption, OP.

Patrick Bateman gay, so what

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

tactlessbastard posted:

no don't you'll turn him on

Lol

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Tythas posted:


AITA for not letting the mother of my daughter visit her unless she pays me $20,000?

Just to stop the conversation because I know she'd say no, I told my ex she could visit if she paid us the $20,000 back.

He’s NTA because he was just looking for the easiest way to shut the conversation down.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Xenocides posted:

Guess the Fetish:

Wait, You Want Me To Eat WHAT?

I'm a 19 y/o girl, and I've been unofficially dating a 20 y/o guy for about three months. And he's got a strange fetish. Ever heard of vorarephilia / voraphilia? Please, Google at your own risk.

For a little back story, we've known each other about three years and have been together on and off again throughout. He's the sweetest guy I've ever met, and god knows he'd do anything for me.

Before we ever got together, I had a strong sexual attraction to him, most likely because he was someone I couldn't have. You see, I had a boyfriend. But he was abusive, emotionally and physically. Eventually, I broke up with my boyfriend at the time to be with him, and it was great for a while. But mistakes were made and we parted ways for another year and a half. In this time, I went back to abusive ex (long story), the man let it be known that he still had strong feeling for me, and basically stated he didn't want anyone else. We developed a sort of pseudo-relationship, where he'd do all the things a boyfriend would. He'd send me flowers, hold me, take me on dates... But I wasn't ready for an actual relationship, and he accepted that, stating he'd be waiting for when I was able to get over the abusive ex.

And here we are now. We're very open with each other and often discuss our fantasies. And here's where the trouble starts. A few weeks ago, he reluctantly told me his fantasy of vore. In a nutshell, it's where you swallow a person whole while partaking in sex. Now, before you let your mind jump to zombies, he's not into "hard vore" with tearing and chewing. No, he likes what you call "soft vore", where the participants are (usually) willing. Since this is impossible to perform in reality, he assured me it was just something he liked to fantasize about and had no intentions of trying it.

I thought, okay, I can deal with this. Until I coaxed more information out of him, that is. I like to please, so I asked him if there were any other things he liked that we could actually partake in. Nope. Just vore.

And that's when I found out he "wouldn't mind" me swallowing foreign objects. And no, not a marble. Think of those travel sized shampoo bottles. He'd greatly enjoy it if I were to swallow one whole, and watch it go down my throat. I also found out that on occasion, he's lodged foreign objects into his anus to get off. Now I understand butt play, but to him, it's the thought of something you cannot digest INSIDE of him.

I don't understand, Reddit. I'm not sure if this is something I can get over. I can't help but wonder if he's imagining himself sliding down my throat while he watches me eat dinner. Horrible, but true.

Up until now, I've been preparing myself to fully commit to him. The thing is, I no longer find him sexually appealing. I don't know if it was the fetish that killed it or what, but it's gone. What do you think, Reddit? Should I go for it anyway and hope for the best? Run for the hills?

I'm not sure I want to end up in ICU with a spoon lodged down my throat.

TL;DR My boyfriend has a fetish for swallowing (or watching someone else swalow) objects that cannot be digested. Like people. All sexual desire is gone and I'm not sure what to think of this. Help?

No. No. No.

bango skank
Jan 15, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tythas posted:


AITA for not letting the mother of my daughter visit her unless she pays me $20,000?

either he makes her mad at himself by demanding 20g’s to have contact with his daughter or he breaks her heart by telling her the daughter doesn’t want anything to do with her. NTA

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


The daughter made the decision already to not see her mother. Dad says it's 100% for her to make, and it is.

He told the mother "only if you pay us $20k" because he knows that'll stop her from continuing to ask them and harassing the daughter when the daughter rightfully doesn't want to see her.

Dude would totally not be an rear end in a top hat if he just didn't pull the "I'm pro-choice but badgered a woman to keep myyyy baaaaaby" in the beginning. Everything else is reasonable, but for that alone gently caress that guy. No wonder tour ex had such a hard pregnancy and you had to bribe her to keep it. Jesus.

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
WIBTA if I were to write my boss an anonymous note regarding his visible erection?

quote:

My senior colleague/boss isn't sexually harassing me. I just want to get that out of the way.

This has been ongoing for several months now, and since it just happened again this afternoon, I'm near a breaking point where I feel like I need to say something.

My senior colleague/boss often drops in my office to get my thoughts on matters related to work. I appreciate those unplanned visits and the visits show he values my input. However, many times he comes in with an erection that is obvious, and most of the time he just stands on the other side of my desk rather than sit. At first I thought maybe he and the other partners were playing a prank on me. But this has gone on too long and with sufficient regularity for it to be an office prank. I would say it happens at least once a week, for the past several months.

I don't know if he is aware that his erections are highly visible, and I certainly don't know if this condition is a side effect of a medication or a medical problem itself. So I haven't discussed it with anyone, out of embarrassment for myself and for him. But I cannot be the only one to notice or be bothered by this.

I'm thinking of writing him an anonymous note to let him know that his visible erection makes some people uncomfortable in the office and to ask him to be mindful. I am not going to HR or telling anyone else because I don't want to make a big deal out of this.
WIBTA if I wrote him an anonymous note? (Also other suggestions on effective, non-confrontational methods welcome...)

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

Yeah, the thing from 16 years ago badgering her to keep the baby is an rear end in a top hat move, absolutely.

The "lol give me 20k and we'll talk" to me is just a way out of saying "your daughter says no." Might be spineless but not exactly an rear end in a top hat move IMO.

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

Piell posted:

WIBTA if I were to write my boss an anonymous note regarding his visible erection?

Buy a dildo and stuff it in your pants, walk into his office with highly visible plastic erection.

MasBrillante
Dec 3, 2005

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Definitely nothing amiss there with the adult career man “unknowingly” getting erections and making them visible to me.

new boot goofin
Jul 23, 2007

like school in july

MasBrillante posted:

Definitely nothing amiss there with the adult career man “unknowingly” getting erections and making them visible to me.

Absolutely, the gross rear end in a top hat knows exactly what he's doing

ParserGirl
Jun 3, 2005

The average donut is between 200 and 350 calories. It's possible they both ate their daily allotment of calories in one binge.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




MasBrillante posted:

Definitely nothing amiss there with the adult career man “unknowingly” getting erections and making them visible to me.

And not likely anything accidental either.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Tythas posted:

AITA for telling a girl that skimpy clothes incites catcalling?

Edit: Wow! I didn't expect me making GBS threads all over the floor and flinging my poop at my co-workers to trigger so many of you! This is simple cause and effect which I made clear to you. Not my problem if y'all took it out of context and blew up on me.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

HOT BREAD! posted:

Absolutely, the gross rear end in a top hat knows exactly what he's doing

For sure. Ick.

MasBrillante
Dec 3, 2005

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I allowed myself to be that credulous when I was in my early 20s, to dampen the trauma of transferring to the workplace and being constantly harassed in new and creatively demeaning ways. I feel sorry for her and every other woman who has to subject themselves to the humiliating process of getting advice about being the unwitting victim of a predator.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Piell posted:

WIBTA if I were to write my boss an anonymous note regarding his visible erection?

I really hope she goes to HR because it's really sad when gross garbage men get away with this kind of abuse repeatedly. :smith:

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


A Wizard of Goatse posted:

OK, get this, a genie comes out of a bottle and tells me he can cure cancer but only if I say the N word...

He'll cure Cancer, like get rid of crabs or the constellation or something, and leave you with the rear end beating for being racist.

Never trust a loving genie.

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

I (24M) don't want to hang out with my girlfriend's (22F) parents. I've met them multiple times and had 3 dinners with them, we've been dating 5 months, and they seem overbearing to me.

Her father called me in for a sit-down talk at their house last week because I had been "criticizing his parenting" according to my GF. I had essentially been listening to her vent and taking her side and I explained this. He was calm throughout but I still felt intimidated and like he was infringing on my and his daughter's privacy.

Now they're inviting me over for dinner (I've already been for 3 dinners) and I don't want to go. My GF blew up on me last night about it. I come from a family that doesn't want to meet SOs until the relationship is very serious. I know that's extreme but I really like how much independence my parents have given my siblings and me and I think it's more natural.

Constantly hanging out with another person's parents strikes me as strange and unpleasant (although I love spending time with my own parents). And full disclosure: I strongly dislike her parents.

TL;DR My girlfriend wants me to spend more time with her parents, and I don't.

Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015

Smirking_Serpent posted:

I (24M) don't want to hang out with my girlfriend's (22F) parents. I've met them multiple times and had 3 dinners with them, we've been dating 5 months, and they seem overbearing to me.

Her father called me in for a sit-down talk at their house last week because I had been "criticizing his parenting" according to my GF. I had essentially been listening to her vent and taking her side and I explained this. He was calm throughout but I still felt intimidated and like he was infringing on my and his daughter's privacy.

Now they're inviting me over for dinner (I've already been for 3 dinners) and I don't want to go. My GF blew up on me last night about it. I come from a family that doesn't want to meet SOs until the relationship is very serious. I know that's extreme but I really like how much independence my parents have given my siblings and me and I think it's more natural.

Constantly hanging out with another person's parents strikes me as strange and unpleasant (although I love spending time with my own parents). And full disclosure: I strongly dislike her parents.

TL;DR My girlfriend wants me to spend more time with her parents, and I don't.

Just go and be "extremely rude", which is to say just call them out on every lovely thing they say or do, they are likely boomers and will refuse to ever speak to you again

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

AITA (29f) the for telling my sister (34f) that her swimsuit was wildly inappropriate for both her body size and the occasion (my dad's retirement party)?

I am going to try to keep this in a reasonable length but while giving all relevant information. I am one of 4 sisters born to military family. My dad was a Brigadier General in the Marines and is retiring inAugust. The Marines did his retirement ceremony last Wednesday and my mom and I planned more of an informal party at the golf and tennis club they've belonged to for almost 30 years now. My dad is in his 50s so it was essentially his military peers, people from their church, other members of the club and kids ranging from a week old (my niece) to teenagers.

I don't get along with my oldest sister at all. For whatever reason we just have never seen eye to eye on nearly anything and in the interest of fairness, nearly everything she does bothers me which is why I'm asking the question here. Since it's part of the question, I think it's important to mention that she is very obese but always thinks she looks "goooooooood" because her hair is always done, she always has 3 inch nails and wears super fashionable clothes.

So for the most part everyone was wearing pretty appropriate pool attire for the golf club. My sister showed up wearing a fluorescent one piece with dip down past her belly button and the "straps" barely covered her nipples. She had on basically a see through sarong which revealed that the back of the suit was a full on thong.

I tried to quietly pull her aside and say that maybe with her body type and certainly the atmosphere of a golf club, her suit wasn't appropriate. She asked me what I wanted her to do about it. I told her I would prefer if she changed into something more appropriate for the setting, as there's kids around. She told me its 2019 and kids can handle what she's wearing. I told her that my mom and I worked hard for this party to be about our dad and here she was making it all about her appearance...again. She told me to stay the gently caress out of her face for the rest of the day so I obliged but I was absolutely right that she attracted a lot of negative attention and her looking like she did detracted from the party.

Was I the rear end in a top hat for pointing this out to her? Or since nothing changed and she wore what she was going to wear to her detriment, should I just have kept my mouth shut?

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA (29f) the for telling my sister (34f) that her swimsuit was wildly inappropriate for both her body size and the occasion (my dad's retirement party)?

I feel like the weight is a red herring here. This woman could weigh 98 pounds, and it'd still be flamingly inappropriate to show up to her military father's country-club retirement party in the ol' Lady Borat.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Piell posted:

WIBTA if I were to write my boss an anonymous note regarding his visible erection?

I'd like to hear this woman's evidence for believing that "my senior colleague/boss isn't sexually harassing me. I just want to get that out of the way."

Is it that he's too old so it's impossible for him to be doing it purposefully? I feel like that's indicated by the fact she thinks it could be a medical or medication issue. News flash lady, men don't stop being inappropriate sexual harassers just because they're old. In fact the longer this dude has spent in a top position at the company the more freedom he probably feels like he has. He's clearly getting his jollies but if she ever accused him he'd plead the old man card and pretend he had no idea. Pretty foolproof system actually.

I also want to tell this poor woman that it's pretty difficult to be completely unaware of an erection. You can feel it down there in a bunch of different ways, you wouldn't mistake it for anything and there's no way you'd be so clueless as to accidentally shove it in someone's face. No, every element of this story has been carefully constructed by that old perv and the fact that she's totally clueless is simply a testament to his horribly effective method of sexual harassment

Play fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Jun 11, 2019

MasBrillante
Dec 3, 2005

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
If Marshmallow from Bob’s Burger’s ever shows up at my party I am going to shut up and appreciate the energy.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA (29f) the for telling my sister (34f) that her swimsuit was wildly inappropriate for both her body size and the occasion (my dad's retirement party)?



Awe yessss another swimsuit derail!

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Play posted:

I'd like to hear this woman's evidence for believing that "my senior colleague/boss isn't sexually harassing me. I just want to get that out of the way."

Is it that he's too old so it's impossible for him to be doing it purposefully? I feel like that's indicated by the fact she thinks it could be a medical or medication issue. News flash lady, men don't stop being inappropriate sexual harassers just because they're old. In fact the longer this dude has spent in a top position at the company the more freedom he probably feels like he has. He's clearly getting his jollies but if she ever accused him he'd plead the old man card and pretend he had no idea. Pretty foolproof system actually

It's her 20-something coping mechanism to try to stave off the inevitable realization that the world is full of gross dudes like this who will be in positions of power above her for the rest of her life.

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all
It never once mentions the OP's gender in the erection story.

MasBrillante
Dec 3, 2005

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dannywilson posted:

It never once mentions the OP's gender in the erection story.

No, you’re right, it doesn’t. I looked it up and in their other posts they share that they are male.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Hellblazer187 posted:

Buy a dildo and stuff it in your pants, walk into his office with highly visible plastic erection.

Seems like good life advice just in general tbqh

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tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

MasBrillante posted:

No, you’re right, it doesn’t. I looked it up and in their other posts they share that they are male.

In that case he should just give him thwack to the johnson each time and house office train him

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