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DigitalPenny
Sep 3, 2018

Scruffpuff posted:

They could have video of Chris taking a poo poo on the server heat sinks and backers will still praise him. He's their avatar and all their insecurities are projected onto him - the sweaty, repulsive, talentless prick who nevertheless is appearing to "live the dream" - if he turns out to be a failure, what the gently caress are they?

A failure who will have to go back and slum it in a 4.7 million dollar mansion...

He might be terrible at everything but he's done good at looking after him self, the deal he put forward is , if you win I win ! Also if you lose I win !
Its just a pledge bro no refunds

Edit not paying tax: I'm rolling CI style and getting tax credits. Someone else post my tax refund

DigitalPenny fucked around with this message at 00:33 on Jun 18, 2019

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Trilobite
Aug 15, 2001

Scruffpuff posted:

I wonder how many of Amazon's internal failures and missteps with Lumberyard are actually a direct or indirect result of working with CIG.

...probably not many of them, except indirectly. Before Lumberyard came along, CIG had already poached and/or ruined and/or burned out a lot of ex-CryTek engineers who, one would hope, knew how CryEngine worked, which meant that Amazon probably didn't have much of a pool of expertise to hire from, and consequently their teams had no one to turn to when they got stuck. And CIG's not likely to be of any help in that department.

I mean, CryTek had a clause in their deal with CIG that CIG had to provide them with any bugfixes they stumbled across and needed a lawsuit to even pry that much out of 'em; Amazon doesn't even have that. (Not that there'd be any reason to trust a "fix" that came from CIG, but still.)

Scruffpuff
Dec 23, 2015

Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

Trilobite posted:

(Not that there'd be any reason to trust a "fix" that came from CIG, but still.)

Oh? Let me introduce you to Chris Roberts, a guy who once commissioned other programmers to make a shooty game in the late 80s, and sat down with them himself from time to time to write "code" they'd revert. He's going to save gaming and also he's going to save Amazon.

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

https://imgur.com/gallery/u9d19

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



https://twitter.com/MementoMoree/status/1140764520463458304

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

i'm about those elevators.

SoftNum
Mar 31, 2011

Warhawk109 posted:

So what happens if Amazon decides to leave gaming for good and stops supporting lumberyard?

I think that would be the best comedy way this thing dies. Poetic justice you might say.

It'll probably be just like all the other poo poo Amazon craps out that isn't instantly profitable. Some shoestring team will limp it along with updates.

Case in point, AWS Glue just released python 3 support two weeks ago! :toot:

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

rePool posted:




The screenshot that was shown



I'd be surprised if Vert doesn't eventually ban this guy just to avoid the headache from him.

Mirificus fucked around with this message at 00:53 on Jun 18, 2019

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Sarsapariller posted:

That bit about Delamar getting its own Object Container raises an interesting question to me- is it possible that the extremely long travel times are actually disguised load windows between the different "Sets" of the system?

That has been a :tinfoil: theory for a while now, hasn't it?

rePool
Apr 18, 2019

Undercover Goon.

So long and thanks for all the fish
In other news. Look what is going to be free via Epic Games.



I should point out its not outlaw.

rePool fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Jun 18, 2019

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

big nipples big life posted:

i'm about those elevators.

I'm the happy otter with fish is back!

Sarsapariller
Aug 14, 2015

Occasional vampire queen

Beet Wagon posted:

That has been a :tinfoil: theory for a while now, hasn't it?

It would explain a lot about why all the planets are static in their positions around the sun, and also super far apart for no discernible reason.

But then CIG just being terminally bad at everything is also a good explanation for those things.

skeletors_condom
Jul 21, 2017

Agony Aunt posted:

What i really don't want is for SC to fail because of a third party. I don't want the hardcore backers to have an excuse as to why it failed other than CR himself.

gently caress Crytek, gently caress Amazon, i want CIG to go as far as they can, succed or fail.

That way is a win-win. If they succeed, great, another space game on the market, it might even be half-decent eventually. If they fail, well, the salt on the SC sub will be something to behold.

I don't think they will fail (straight away) even if Amazon shuts down lumberyard. I could imagine CIG starting a new fundraising campaign to "save the dream."

If anything there will be more salt/lulz if CIG is forced to deal with the discontinuation of lumberyard.

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

DigitalPenny posted:

A failure who will have to go back and slum it in a 4.7 million dollar mansion...
It's rented. He's literally pissing money away to glam it up unecesarily.

He doesn't plan ahead, he's all about image. Trust me, he'll be skint and back to hustling at the airport as soon as this ride's over.

Sarsapariller
Aug 14, 2015

Occasional vampire queen

Oh look they added a menu for simple interactions so you don't have to try to lick your own elbow anymore:


Oh and they added emotes, how ni-


Uh




















Zazz Razzamatazz
Apr 19, 2016

by sebmojo

Beet Wagon posted:

But I thought the whole point was that they *weren't* gonna fake the elevators lol

We have always been at war with Eastasia.

Zazz Razzamatazz
Apr 19, 2016

by sebmojo

DigitalPenny posted:

Yea gently caress crytek they suck ! We use lumberyard!!

When lumberyard fucka off what you going to do?

Turns out crytek are good guys after all! We have entered a new agreement at severely increased prices as we totally terminated the last GLA ... And now we have crytek logos displayed not only on the splash screen but on half the ship MFD displays !

Go on citizens get your head around that one !

We have always been at war with Eurasia!

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

What is this from? Someone's bug report?

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

Lladre posted:

What is this from? Someone's bug report?

No, its ~fidelity~.

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

rePool posted:

In other news. Look what is going to be free via Epic Games.



I should point out its not outlaw.

Enter the gungeon is a better game that both of those anyways.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Lladre posted:

What is this from? Someone's bug report?

It's not a bug, you wouldn't understand.

boviscopophobic
Feb 5, 2016

The angle of the head reminded me of this for some reason. Super low effort shoop, maybe someone else can do better.

rePool
Apr 18, 2019

Undercover Goon.

So long and thanks for all the fish

boviscopophobic posted:

The angle of the head reminded me of this for some reason. Super low effort shoop, maybe someone else can do better.



It looks beautiful and horrendous for $250 million.

rePool
Apr 18, 2019

Undercover Goon.

So long and thanks for all the fish

trucutru posted:

Enter the gungeon is a better game that both of those anyways.

I never played them. I just want a good space game.

Infinity: Battlescape looks promising, even has planetary stuff without loading screens.

Gamesguy
Sep 7, 2010

I said come in! posted:

You people didn't play Everquest and have to wait for boats to come and it shows.

I dunno I rather liked the WoW airships, they gave a great view of the game world below and it was kinda relaxing. Same with those flying mount taxis.

SabinBlitz
May 19, 2015

Firm believer that muscles conquers all
Found the latest Jesus Patch

https://store.steampowered.com/app/967330/Starfighter_Infinity/

Star Citizen looking good. Finally!

One in the Bum
Apr 25, 2014

Hair Elf

Kosumo posted:

little restraining order recipient.

Pro username right there.

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Sarsapariller posted:

Oh look they added a menu for simple interactions so you don't have to try to lick your own elbow anymore:


Oh and they added emotes, how ni-


Uh











Best trip report yet

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development


:smuggo:

DigitalPenny
Sep 3, 2018

tooterfish posted:

It's rented. He's literally pissing money away to glam it up unecesarily.

He doesn't plan ahead, he's all about image. Trust me, he'll be skint and back to hustling at the airport as soon as this ride's over.

Nah after the share sale for marketing that looked like it would have netted him a cool 5 million ... The Roberts family trust under strangli's shrewd guidance splashed out and purchased said 4.7 million dollar mansion.

While I'm correcting facts horse, CR he hasn't pissed up 250 million it's over 300 with investment and tax credits, Forbes has spoken stop rounding down.

Well call it 295 million the mansion is the only tangible thing that will remain when this all packs in.

AbstractNapper
Jun 5, 2011

I can help

boviscopophobic posted:

The angle of the head reminded me of this for some reason. Super low effort shoop, maybe someone else can do better.



Oh God

MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016

Beet Wagon posted:

That has been a :tinfoil: theory for a while now, hasn't it?

Wasn´t WTF the streamer who slow boated the trip to a planet (?) from port olisar in regular speed flight (not quantum) and made it there?

MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016


It is just loving Karma that one of the arguments CIG has stated for the switch from CryEngine to Lumberyard was their concern that CryTek could go bankrupt and stop supporting the engine.

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

DigitalPenny posted:

Nah after the share sale for marketing that looked like it would have netted him a cool 5 million ... The Roberts family trust under strangli's shrewd guidance splashed out and purchased said 4.7 million dollar mansion.
Didn't know that.

I bet he'll still be skint shortly after the gravy train derails. What with his propensity for thinking contracts are more or less just suggestions, it's only a matter of time before he has another Costner incident.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Kosumo posted:

No, its ~fidelity~.

Hazamuth
May 9, 2007

the original bugsy


Rubbing is in!

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016

Chris Roberts: The Prince of Whales

Agony Aunt
Apr 17, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

IcarusUpHigh posted:

Chris Roberts: The Prince of Whales



:golfclap:

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

tooterfish posted:

Didn't know that.

I bet he'll still be skint shortly after the gravy train derails. What with his propensity for thinking contracts are more or less just suggestions, it's only a matter of time before he has another Costner incident.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he is just as bad with his personal money as he is with his games funding ... Wasting it on lame poo poo. He will be broke in less than two years after CIG is closed.

He is very arrogant, he will just believe more money will turn up for him.

There is no doubt that he was personal rich (million's) after EA bought Origin Software yet I don't believe for a second he had any substantial amount left by the time he put out the Kickstarter video - I'm sure it was all way long gone.

He is very poo poo with money - just look at this project - currently looks like something that was made for about 8 million over two years but with Chris Roberts involved, it's 250 million plus over seven plus years.

To be fair, that time and money has gone on two games, one of which we have not seen but I doubt it looks like a 200 million plus game - probably once again like another 10 million dollar game (minus the Hollywood stars)

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Rugganovich
Apr 29, 2017

Agony Aunt posted:

Yeah, it was an interesting watch. I love how one backer was trying to say one thing and Twerk just cut to the relevant quote from CR which contradicted them.

One thing it did show is that many backers do not understand what CIG really promised with LTI.... which is understandable, since CIG say lots of things which can be understood in different ways and sometimes contrdict themselves.

Sweet Jebus, Pornstar Mike Rod and the missus are pissed, stoned or both in that video. Lol.

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