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hevnz 2 murgatroyd: Apr 13, 2018; by Smythe

Narc on her to save her from becoming deeper entwined in the church that hates her for existing?

# ? Jun 18, 2019 22:54

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# ? May 29, 2024 16:17

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

gently caress Your Website posted:

I have recently found myself in a sticky situation with my boyfriend. We met six months ago through a mutual (female) friend. This person is my roommate -- and my boyfriend's best friend.

From the beginning I was proactive about not putting her in the middle of our relationship because I didn't want to harm any of our friendships.

I had suspicions that they were conversing about our relationship, even though he has told me that he doesn't tell her things about us.

I went snooping into his phone to satisfy my suspicions and found a mountain of texts about me between the two of them.

Most of the texts were harmless, but a few were alarming because of what he said about needing space from me. He said I've become too territorial.

When talking with him he denies wanting alone time and diminishes any fear of my being clingy.

Since I've gotten myself stuck between two very different opinions, what do I do? Should I let it go and hope he's honest with me, or confront his dishonesty?

-- Sadly Stuck

Lol she looked through "a mountain of texts" dead set on finding something to be outraged about and that thing ended up him saying that she's territorial. "Oh my god how dare he" she thought to herself while still looking through his phone. I really hope she righteously confronts him about it.

# ? Jun 18, 2019 23:00

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

yeah, the workplace drama of "i don't like working with a borderline child molester"

the OP (and another co-worker) chose to have a sexually charged conversation and this made someone in the workplace uncomfortable. under the law that is sexual harassment. what's absolutely loving hilarious that i missed earlier is that the OP is contemplating trying to report the harassed employee to management, because if the company did anything less than discipline and re-train the OP they would be opening themselves up to a big lawsuit.

edit: at least i think they could get away with discipline/retraining. i could be wrong, maybe they'd be required to fire her. i am not an attorney

edit 2: actually given that the OP would literally be trying to retaliate against "L" it really would probably be most expedient to fire her anyway. plus it's a pizza shop anyway so whatever

edit 3:

also, i wanted you to know i got a chuckle out of this simpsons reference. thank you for your service

Speaking as a manager (and shortly owning my own company) I would definitely choose firing rather than retraining if I had all of this information. She immediately went on the offensive trying to justify something that�s right on the edge of sexual harassment and would inevitably be a source of continued conflict with the other girl and anyone she told about the fight. There�s nothing good to be gained from trying to keep her.

# ? Jun 18, 2019 23:01

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Djeser posted:

so what's the board for mixed race teens who hate their white dads

asking for a friend obviously

depends on which ethnicities , but east asian mom and white dad is r/hapas

not the happiest place!

# ? Jun 18, 2019 23:23

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cumshitter posted:

Reverse the gender of the pornstar. What if the pornstar had been Nick Manning, the "droppin' loads" guy?

I'm not familiar with Nick Manning, is this him?

Spoilered for :nws:

# ? Jun 18, 2019 23:23

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chitoryu12 posted:

Speaking as a manager

Eyyy, look at this boys--we got a manager up in this piece! Well waddya have to say about this, Mista Managa?

my employee is refusing to travel because her husband said she can�t

quote:

I�m a manager who has an employee who recently (late last year) accepted a promotion that involves travel. It would be a maximum of one overnight monthly, but more typically one overnight per quarter. She accepted the position knowing that this level of travel would be required.

However, she told me last week that she will no longer travel because her husband told her no and her religion tells her to obey her husband. I said the role requires travel and she accepted the role just a few months ago knowing that, so I�m not sure if I accommodate her dislike of travel and keep her in the same role. She says it has to be accommodated because it�s her sincerely-held religion.

I also know her husband recently took away her car because �queens don�t drive.� He drives her to and from work every day. When he arrives to pick her up, which is early every day, she gets really antsy until she�s released to leave because she can see his car from her desk window. She can no longer attend external meetings alone because she doesn�t have transportation, which has created problems already (she was going weekly to external meetings maybe 10 miles away), but technically her job description doesn�t say she needs her own car so my boss thinks we can�t enforce that.

Currently, we�re working around her �dislike� of travel and taking other people from her team. But it�s not really fair that she got a raise and promotion, and these people didn�t, but they have to do the travel requirements of her job. Several of them have said if they don�t get the salary boost we normally give to routine travelers, they don�t want to travel.

I think I should tell her travel is a nonnegotiable and offer to return her to her previous position and salary if she cannot or will not accept the responsibilities of the new position. My boss thinks that once she�s invoked �religious preference,� our hands are tied, but agrees that it�s becoming increasingly difficult to try to accommodate inability to travel, whether locally or overnight. What are our options here?

quote:

The situation got worse before it got better, and my boss didn�t want to take much action. My boss felt this was out of the norm for the employee so maybe it was a phase that would pass and she wouldn�t let me take any action beyond verbal warnings and write-ups for behavior obviously against the handbook. She was also afraid that the employee would bring a religious discrimination suit against us, which are usually not settled in favor of the employer in our state (for Christianity anyway).

A lot of folks in the comments were worried the employee was being abused � I don�t have any evidence that she wasn�t a willing participant, but I did post fliers in the bathrooms about an abuse hotline, just in case. (Also, there were some comments veering into Islamaphobia on the original post. I want to note for the record this person is a fundamentalist Christian in the American south.)

I started with the issue of the employee getting anxious and not working as soon as her husband pulled into the parking lot because it seemed easiest to tackle. She said she just didn�t want to make her husband wait on her, but insisted it wasn�t an issue for her work. Talking to her about it did not help. She kept getting jittery every day (and still leaving as soon as he got there) so I moved her to an interior desk away from the windows, which helped for a couple weeks but she was upset that her desk was �downgraded� (not really because she wasn�t upgraded to the window to begin with, it was just open when she started).

We�re not strict on exact working hours since everyone is salaried, but there is an expectation that you�ll be around from about 8:30 am until 5:30 pm most days. She started arriving at least an hour late and sneaking out (literally telling fibs about where she was going, and leaving through the back door) two hours early. Her computer login times revealed she was only at work about 25 hours a week, instead of 40 like we expect. When confronted about it, she said she knew she was working lower hours but it was because she relied on transportation from her husband, so she had to go when he said to. I told her she needed to report to work for a full 40 hours unless she was taking documented PTO, or we would be forced to move her to a part-time non-managerial role. She complained about the �inconvenience� but she did resume normal working hours with a lot of complaining.

Then, after a new intern joined our office, she announced that as a Christian woman, she could not meet privately with any unmarried men (this only applied to the intern). In private, I asked her if the intern had done something that made her uncomfortable or if there was anything I needed to know. She said she just felt it was improper for a married woman to have �any intimacies� with single men, and strongly implied that she felt anyone who acts differently was not as virtuous as herself.

Honestly, she was acting so extreme that we couldn�t send her on a business trip even if she would have agreed. I don�t know if that was her intention or not. But to keep up morale, I took all of her trips instead, and didn�t ask anyone from her team to do it since they didn�t get the extra travel pay.

She increasingly made grumbles that she felt she needed more accommodation for her religion. She filled her desk up with crosses and scripture plaques. She started saying things like �Praise be� and �God is Good� and �Thank the Almighty Lord� to all good news (even small things like approval on a project or her lunch order arriving early). If you asked her how she was doing, it was a �blessed day� or �in his glory� or �I�m just a sinner, seeking salvation.� To project deadlines or status updates, they would be completed �as God�s will allows� or �praying to Jesus that it will be done Friday.� Every anecdote she told was about her Bible study group or church service. It was so much that even other church-going Christians were complaining that she was making them uncomfortable.

As many predicted in the comments on the original post, she resigned her job within three months, saying she and her husband decided it was improper for her to be working at all. We have replaced her role with a new hire and you can feel the relief on the team.

Sounds about right, most American Christians' beliefs boil down to "whatever the gently caress I think serves me at any given point in time".

What? You mean that big-rear end book actually contains rules all Christians should know and follow? You don't fuckin' say.

# ? Jun 18, 2019 23:32

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Tythas posted:

AITA (22m) for even considering sleeping with a 17 year old?
Well for starters the age of consent here is 17

Pinecone Sample posted:

My [23M] girlfriend [16F] have been the topic of discussion in my friend group for the past few months. Should I be worried about them?
I'm going to start this post off by saying it is legal in my state to have a relationship like this.

Boy there sure are a lot of redditors that know the age of consent in various states and seem to always coincidentally meet and date girls right on the edge of it!

# ? Jun 18, 2019 23:32

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# ? Jun 18, 2019 23:34

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for forbidding my wife to go to her affair partner's funeral?

"So how did you know my son?"

"Oh, I had an affair with him 10 years ago."

# ? Jun 18, 2019 23:36

MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for forbidding my wife to go to her affair partner's funeral?

Honestly he should Pete out of there. The fact that she even asked means she clearly still has some feelings for the dead dude and does not regard her partners feelings much at all.

# ? Jun 18, 2019 23:44

Djeser: Mar 22, 2013; it's crow time again

gently caress Your Website posted:

my employee is refusing to travel because her husband said she can’t

one of the super cool things about american christian theology is that it means you can be straight up committing sins and still get to be real preachy because "everyones a sinner even me uwu"

also if you lot haven't heard about Christian Domestic Discipline i hope you have an hour of spare time because it's a real trip

# ? Jun 18, 2019 23:47

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

From the rest of that post they were childhood acquaintances before the hookup (he was the son of one of her mom's friends) so I get wanting to be there for the family even they weren't besties back then. But that bridge has burned and it'd be better for her to send best wishes along with her mother (who I assume is going).

# ? Jun 18, 2019 23:47

Koalas March: May 21, 2007

Djeser posted:

one of the super cool things about american christian theology is that it means you can be straight up committing sins and still get to be real preachy because "everyones a sinner even me uwu"

also if you lot haven't heard about Christian Domestic Discipline i hope you have an hour of spare time because it's a real trip

They her husband called her a Queen set off all my hotep alarms. That whole thing reminds me of my sister's dad. He even made her sign a virginity contract when she was like 11 ugh

# ? Jun 18, 2019 23:49

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Bruceski posted:

From the rest of that post they were childhood acquaintances before the hookup (he was the son of one of her mom's friends) so I get wanting to be there for the family even they weren't besties back then. But that bridge has burned and it'd be better for her to send best wishes along with her mother (who I assume is going).

Oh, just get over it. The guy is even dead, it's not like he's much of a loving threat anymore

# ? Jun 18, 2019 23:49

hevnz 2 murgatroyd: Apr 13, 2018; by Smythe

What if he has an identical twin brother in need of consoling though??

# ? Jun 18, 2019 23:51

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

gently caress Your Website posted:

Eyyy, look at this boys--we got a manager up in this piece! Well waddya have to say about this, Mista Managa?

my employee is refusing to travel because her husband said she can�t

Sounds about right, most American Christians' beliefs boil down to "whatever the gently caress I think serves me at any given point in time".

What? You mean that big-rear end book actually contains rules all Christians should know and follow? You don't fuckin' say.

I would have been very thankful to be in an at-will employment state.

# ? Jun 18, 2019 23:52

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Admiral Ray posted:

"So how did you know my son?"

"Oh, I had an affair with him 10 years ago."

Don't people know the etiquette is to stand off to the side wearing sunglasses and a trench coat and holding an umbrella mysteriously?

# ? Jun 18, 2019 23:52

Cacator: Aug 6, 2005; You're quite good at turning me on.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Don't people know the etiquette is to stand off to the side wearing sunglasses and a trench coat and holding an umbrella mysteriously?

Then at midnight you return to lay a single red rose on the grave. It's pretty obvious.

# ? Jun 18, 2019 23:57

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Pick posted:

Oh, just get over it. The guy is even dead, it's not like he's much of a loving threat anymore

She's gonna go find a medium and gently caress his ghost. I've seen it happen a million times. After she fucks the ghost she'll realize what a sham loving non-ghosts is. Ghosts have access to all the sexual skills developed across all human history. Decades of experience in every position, every angle, every sensation. Master fuckers that'll make your head screw off in ecstasy. Don't gently caress ghosts, kids, it'll ruin sex for you for the rest of your life.

# ? Jun 18, 2019 23:57

sephiRoth IRA: Jun 13, 2007; "Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

Pick posted:

Oh, just get over it. The guy is even dead, it's not like he's much of a loving threat anymore

Here, spouse I ostensibly love, have some repeat trauma just because I feel like it

Why are you crying, he�s dead, it�s not like I�m going to gently caress him again

# ? Jun 18, 2019 23:57

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Ghosts are real and they gently caress

# ? Jun 18, 2019 23:58

Clawtopsy: Dec 17, 2009; What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

The Bramble posted:

Yes, they cut off the left hands of thieves.

but with what knives?

# ? Jun 19, 2019 00:05

uranium grass: Jan 15, 2005

PancakeTransmission posted:

Boy there sure are a lot of redditors that know the age of consent in various states and seem to always coincidentally meet and date girls right on the edge of it!

My favourite part is that if one party crosses state lines it reverts to the federal so they're all legally rapists but none of them seem to remember this convenient fact when listing off ages of consent in various areas

# ? Jun 19, 2019 00:11

bell jar: Feb 25, 2009

Damnit, honey, of all the guys you had to have an affair with, why was it the guy with a replica of his girthy dick on top of his tombstone?! Where are you going with those flowers?

# ? Jun 19, 2019 00:19

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SalTheBard posted:

I had this exact same thing happen to me last year. My Wife was curled up on the couch, covered in blankets with a pillow over her head. I spent literally an hour looking for her before she finally popped up and asked me to make her something to eat.

I did this to my parents once when I was like four. They freaked out and thought I'd wandered outside or gotten kidnapped or something but I thought it was the funniest loving thing ever. What a little shithead.

The Bramble posted:

I feel like the boyfriend has got a much healthier mindset than his girlfriend.

We should all strive to treat our gaming sessions like some sort of digital mandala.

# ? Jun 19, 2019 00:19

i vomit kittens: Apr 25, 2019

subpar anachronism posted:

My favourite part is that if one party crosses state lines it reverts to the federal so they're all legally rapists but none of them seem to remember this convenient fact when listing off ages of consent in various areas

picking up my underage gf in my white van that is completely unmarked except for a gold fringed American flag that covers the back windows

# ? Jun 19, 2019 00:20

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PancakeTransmission posted:

Boy there sure are a lot of redditors that know the age of consent in various states and seem to always coincidentally meet and date girls right on the edge of it!

Discord pedo guy is a hoot because the age of consent is likely 18 but he won't find out until her father reports a kidnapping

# ? Jun 19, 2019 00:47

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AITA for not attending my children’s sports games because I do not care and I think that they do not care?

quote:

My kids are 12 and 14, having completed grades 6 and 8. I do not attend my children’s sports games because I do not care and I think that they do not care. My mom attended my sports games and thought that my divorced dad was a bad parent for not attending my sports games, but I honestly did not care if she attended, until grade 12. I did not tell her that to avoid hurting her feelings. My mom also cared more than I did about my practices and like grades, it made me nervous and I exaggerated. My wife and others tell me that just because I did not care does not mean that my children do not care, but just because other children do care does not mean that my children do care, and it is not uncommon for parents to care more than their children about their sports games. I asked my children if they care, and I made clear to them that I will not be hurt, not to bias them, but so they do not lie like I did, and they said no. However, my wife and others think that they lied to not hurt my feelings the other way, but I do not think so. I drive my children and support them financially and academically and emotionally with advice, and I attend their championships if any, but honestly, their athletic performances at this age have less impact on their future than grades, and children’s sports games are boring. AITA for not attending my children’s sports games?

Hey dad, wear your something awful shirt to the game

# ? Jun 19, 2019 00:55

Tetramin: Apr 1, 2006; I'ma buck you up.

Pinecone Sample posted:

AITA for not attending my children�s sports games because I do not care and I think that they do not care?

Hey dad, wear your something awful shirt to the game

Not only is this guy a goon, but he�s every goons dad lol

# ? Jun 19, 2019 01:11

ad090: Oct 4, 2013; claws for alarm

AITA for changing my wife�s clothing sizes without telling her?

quote:

My wife has gained some weight over the last year, and keeps beating herself up over it. She�s always sadly talking about her sizes and calling herself too big. She lost her excitement with shopping and a few months ago I guess I made a step to change that.

She�s always asking me to get things for her while she�s in the dressing room, new sizes etc. She told me to get a pair of jean shorts for her in a size 6 (this size is too small for her now by a lot. She�s kind of in denial about this and always asks for a size 6 and then gets very upset when it won�t fit at all. She�s more of a size 10 or 12 now. )

I don�t know... I got a bigger size and changed the sticker on the jeans so it said size 6. When it fit she was so happy and kept showing me and saying she�s so proud. She said she must have lost weight but doesn�t know what she did. She bought them feeling very confident with herself. When we got home, I cut the tag off the shorts.

I didn�t mean to but a few times after that I did it again. I guess it was part wanting to see my wife happy and part not knowing how to deal with the same meltdown happening every time. She looks really beautiful even if she gained some weight. I kept doing this and only recently did she realize that the tags on her clothes are missing. She asked me about it and I said I didn�t know, maybe the store doesn�t use them, but she googled the store and proved they did.

I had to come clean and now she�s furious. She keeps saying I�m an rear end in a top hat and treating her like an idiot, lied to her, stuff like that. My heart is broken too. We haven�t spoken in days.

# ? Jun 19, 2019 01:15

Beachcomber: May 21, 2007; Another day in paradise.; Slippery Tilde

ad090 posted:

AITA for changing my wife’s clothing sizes without telling her?

Next time bleach the tags instead of removing them.

Next relationship, I mean.

# ? Jun 19, 2019 01:18

LadyPictureShow: Nov 18, 2005; Success!

Tetramin posted:

Not only is this guy a goon, but he�s every goons dad lol

Another great sports dad

AITA for knowing more about my son�s sport than my daughter�s?
u/SportsDad78

quote:

My children are both athletes. My son (14) plays baseball and my daughter (17) swims. I played baseball when I was in high school so I naturally know more about baseball than I do about swimming. I still make an effort with my daughter and I go to her competitions but I just know more about my son�s athletic career because it�s more familiar to me. My wife accuses me of favoritism which is not true. Again, I just know more about baseball than I do about swimming. This morning she quizzed me about my son�s stats, which I was obviously able to answer correctly. She then asked me what my daughters best race was and I answered incorrectly. I think this question was unfair because my daughter swims lots of races and the one I chose is one that she swims regularly. My wife asked me to tell her what my daughter�s best time was in any one of her events. I don�t know the answer to that which I admit is not great, but the times don�t make sense to me anyway so they�re hard to remember. My wife took this as confirmation that I favor my son over my daughter. Apparently she knows both of our kids stats and she thinks I should too. Am I the rear end in a top hat here?

# ? Jun 19, 2019 01:19

Beachcomber: May 21, 2007; Another day in paradise.; Slippery Tilde

LadyPictureShow posted:

Another great sports dad

AITA for knowing more about my son’s sport than my daughter’s?
u/SportsDad78

The times don't make sense to him. Sure.

# ? Jun 19, 2019 01:21

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LadyPictureShow posted:

AITA for knowing more about my son�s sport than my daughter�s?
u/SportsDad78

Fuckin douche, missed the easiest question she coulda given him.

# ? Jun 19, 2019 01:21

Tetramin: Apr 1, 2006; I'ma buck you up.

My sons batting 600, 12 dingers, 22 rbi, 1 era. I think my daughter can swim 100m in like, 5 minutes?

# ? Jun 19, 2019 01:43

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The woman whose kids open the neighbor's mail and bother his dog is back

AITA for confronting my reclusive Neighbor?

quote:

Honestly, i hate my neighbor. He is a nuisance. He never leaves the house, he's very fat and slovenly, looks like he hasn't groomed in years, and he is a nuisance to the entire neighborhood, he blares this awful classical music 24 hours a day, we all hate it. And he's mean to my kids. Always complains about them. We've tried to befriend him, my kids tried selling coupons to him, invited him to dinner, and tried to be good neighbors multiple times. But he always slams the door in our face. Never a "No, THanks". Just slamming the door.

I've written about him before:

If a ball gets knocked over in his yard, he always yells at her and threatens to call the cops when they try to retrieve it. My daughter is so scared that she'll go to jail.

Also, he has a dog. My daughter is special needs and loves animals. So, she always goes to pet it and she's not hurting anyone. But he always shouts at her and threatens to call the cops. He always complains, but she's hurting no one. one day, i heard him screaming at her and she was crying for me at the top of her lungs. I almost got into an argument with him because of a rude remark he made about my kids.

And last week, she came home crying and soaking wet. He attacked her with a hose. Completely ruined her $200 dress when she fell in the mud.

I am totally sick of this guy and his constant whining.

Another incident, this guy got all hysterical. He ordered a package online for the umpteenth time this month, but the mailman told me to hold onto it, because he was gone. Behind my back, my kids opened it and got some items out of it. I quickly took them back and resealed the box. He came to our door and just took the box, he was furious. Nothing was broken, but he just started shouting and even threatened to sue us. He couldn't even thank us.

The worst incident however, was a few days ago. We got into a huge argument. My kids were playing in the sidewalk, riding their bikes. Not on his property but right on the line, but he just kept scowling at them, out his window. Then they stood on the sidewalk, before his driveway. They were staring back at him. He just kept watching them. My son (7) stepped one foot on his driveway and he stormed back inside. He called the cops on me. They told me about trespassing and everything.

When they left, i stormed over to his house and started yelling at him, for calling the cops. I told him i should sue for my daughter's dress. He slammed the door on me and blared that God-Awful crap again. I kept banging on his door. I called him a crybaby and a p*ssy for hiding. (I know, rude,but you don't just mess with my kids.)

I think he's just a dick who hates kids.

But, am i wrong here? I mean, i have to defend my kids, right?

# ? Jun 19, 2019 01:50

Clawtopsy: Dec 17, 2009; What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

Pinecone Sample posted:

The woman whose kids open the neighbor's mail and bother his dog is back

AITA for confronting my reclusive Neighbor?

Has she adjusted this to make herself look more sympathetic? Weren't her kids being (more) obvious little shits before?

also spending $200 on a child's dress is dumb

# ? Jun 19, 2019 01:54

Clawtopsy: Dec 17, 2009; What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

wait in what country do mailmen find their target home is empty so start going to neighbours with packages to hold onto it???

# ? Jun 19, 2019 01:55

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Tetramin posted:

My sons batting 600, 12 dingers, 22 rbi, 1 era. I think my daughter can swim 100m in like, 5 minutes?

Laffo if you dont think the conversation was more like my son has a WAR of 1.2 and my daughter can, uh, swim, I think. Im pretty sure she doesnt have floaties

# ? Jun 19, 2019 01:57

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# ? May 29, 2024 16:17

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Clawtopsy posted:

also spending $200 on a child's dress is dumb

A special needs child at that.

# ? Jun 19, 2019 01:58

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