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oldpainless posted:Has anyone made a joke yet about max landis and the term “helicopter parent” yet? If not I have one ready to go. Oh did his dad or mum have a massive dong?
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oldpainless posted:Has anyone made a joke yet about max landis and the term “helicopter parent” yet? If not I have one ready to go. No man go for it
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oldpainless posted:Has anyone made a joke yet about max landis and the term “helicopter parent” yet? If not I have one ready to go. Hope you can land it better than his father did.
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Pick posted:This is dumb. Go to Enchanted Forest in Salem, Oregon, and you can have a way radder experience for $12 a head and you can heckle whatever teenager they're forcing to pretend he's abraham lincoln that year. Also the haunted house is legit scary as gently caress* and the longest I've waited for it wassssss about 20 seconds How could you post that here, in the funny pictures thread, and not post any funny pictures of Enchanted Forest? Are we to believe there are no funny pictures of the place?   It's like you're not even trying.
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Jun 19, 2019 10:40
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Hope you can land it better than his father did. THIs was better than my joke so pretend I made this joke
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Facebook Aunt posted:How could you post that here, in the funny pictures thread, and not post any funny pictures of Enchanted Forest? Are we to believe there are no funny pictures of the place? Ah, the witch's uvula.
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oldpainless posted:Has anyone made a joke yet about max landis and the term “helicopter parent” yet? If not I have one ready to go. I think it might crash and burn in the current atmosphere.
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Jun 19, 2019 11:07
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bike tory posted:Best racehorse name is Potoooooooo I'm going to go with Batman: the Horse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdPL6HflH3o
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Jun 19, 2019 11:19
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Jun 19, 2019 13:41
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*Ahem* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JohY2YBRkgQ
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Jun 19, 2019 14:17
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At a beach in Spain: A technically precise description, but probably not the message they wanted to convey.
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Jun 19, 2019 14:27
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Haschel Cedricson posted:For a long time my Facebook profile picture was of me heckling that Abraham Lincoln teen! Were you a Portland Mercury writer because that article is perfect
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Jun 19, 2019 14:50
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Facebook Aunt posted:How could you post that here, in the funny pictures thread, and not post any funny pictures of Enchanted Forest? Are we to believe there are no funny pictures of the place? What's even better is the pupils of her eyes are actually peepholes. You can get your arm through sometimes for some amusing arm-eye photos. The "Indian Caves" is the star though, but I don't think you could get photos of it. It reeks of "this is a bad thing for children to play in". It's an unlit series of concrete tubes that is partially underground. Parents whack their heads in it all the time. Also there are structural supports you can run into; they wrap a towel around them sometimes to soften the blow. 
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Jun 19, 2019 14:54
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Thanks to you goons, you're reminding me that me & my friends need to plan a trip to Enchanted Forest this summer.
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Android Apocalypse posted:Thanks to you goons, you're reminding me that me & my friends need to plan a trip to Enchanted Forest this summer. I hope they still have the roller coaster-like device running. That thing was terrifying. On the level of* Paramount's Great America's Grizzly (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Grizzly) Am I going to die? Gosh I sure hope so. *On the level of Cali vs. Oregon
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Jun 19, 2019 15:13
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anyone have that picture of the guy in purple pants crying outside an apple store after steve jobs died? i can't, for the life of me, find it.
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Nut to Butt posted:anyone have that picture of the guy in purple pants crying outside an apple store after steve jobs died? 
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The Bloop posted:snip you're a saint, The Bloop
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oldpainless posted:Has anyone made a joke yet about max landis and the term “helicopter parent” yet? If not I have one ready to go. That would be just plane wrong.
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Jun 19, 2019 15:21
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I often wonder if this guy is proud of this photo
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Android Apocalypse posted:Thanks to you goons, you're reminding me that me & my friends need to plan a trip to Enchanted Forest this summer. That reminds me, I am always available as an Enchanted Forest guide for anyone who needs one, I've taken a handful of goons there over the years. 
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Skratchez posted:I hope they still have the roller coaster-like device running. That thing was terrifying. On the level of* Paramount's Great America's Grizzly (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Grizzly) quote:Back in the early 1990s, ACE (that's American Coaster Enthusiasts) published something called Guide to Ride. It was a listing of all the operating coasters at the time with pictures, information, park locations, you name it. It was basically a print version of rcdb.com before there even was such a thing. One of the coasters listed in that book was a freakish contraption called Ice Mountain Bobsleds at some park called Enchanted Forest. It looked odd. I wanted to ride it. it is still there and it is exactly the same
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:I often wonder if this guy is proud of this photo If you wouldn't be proud of that amazing hair curl I don't know what to tell you Really though, people that deep in Apple aren't self-aware enough to be embarrassed about it.
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Pick posted:it is still there and it is exactly the same Oh wow. That sounds worse than I remember. It had a lovely view of a bunch of trees, thanks Oregon. Thoregon.
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bike tory posted:Best racehorse name is Potoooooooo You can't mention him without giving the story.
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Pick posted:That reminds me, I am always available as an Enchanted Forest guide for anyone who needs one, I've taken a handful of goons there over the years. I haven't been there since weed was legalized so I totally want to go there while  and see how bad of a trip I can have while on the rides.
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prayer group posted:I'm not sure I ever want to know for certain if you made these up or not, to be honest. I'm happiest not knowing but believing. Two are real but I'll keep which a secret to keep the magic alive for you.
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:I often wonder if this guy is proud of this photo I bet it's his tinder photo
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Pick posted:it is still there and it is exactly the same that thing is fuckin' painful to ride. to this day I've still never actually been on the log flume though.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Hope you can land it better than his father did. That joke is pretty offensive though, people are bound to lose their heads. For real though, John Landis should be in loving prison. Like father like son I guess.
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morallyobjected posted:that thing is fuckin' painful to ride. o yeah it's a spine-jangler
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FreudianSlippers posted:They should replace the horses with those creepy/adorable Boston Dynamics dog robots I uh... I'm not sure I agree.  
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Ak Gara posted:I uh... I'm not sure I agree. Is... is the robo dog twerking at me?
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Solar Tornado posted:Is... is the robo dog twerking at me? It's presenting. It's not necessarily sexual, but it has acknowledged you as superior.
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Gripweed posted:It's presenting. It's not necessarily sexual, but it has acknowledged you as superior.
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