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chitoryu12 posted:Sometimes I wonder which stories are the ones that were extremely detailed fetish fiction. All of them
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 18:37 |
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# ? Jun 12, 2024 12:13 |
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AITA for encouraging a comedian to roast my ex in front of his new girlfriends parents?quote:SO.
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 18:38 |
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AITA for selling a custom painting my friend painted for me and my wife as a wedding present? quote:I've been married five years. I have been friends with "Andrew" since high school. He's an aspiring artist who just hasn't caught a break though he is supremely talented. For our wedding, Andrew painted us a custom landscape which is essentially the view of the mountains in AZ from my dad's gravesite. It's a beautiful painting.
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 18:40 |
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for encouraging a comedian to roast my ex in front of his new girlfriends parents? We're expected to believe that a rant about "hey you left your girlfriend and eventually started dating her coworker" or something was received as hilarious stand up comedy by the whole room? Why does she think this matters to anyone but her? What a psycho As I comment on the scandals of redditors' lives
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 18:49 |
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AITA for being upset that my son didn’t tell me he is gay?quote:I have a 19 year old son, Jack. I had him very young. Me and his mom married at 20.
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 18:52 |
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DemoneeHo posted:
Should have asked the friend before selling. Also, maybe friend had a similar painting Bitcoin Lord would have liked the same or better.
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 18:53 |
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for being upset that my son didn’t tell me he is gay? I mean this guy is the rear end in a top hat for everything else in his life so why not this too
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 18:53 |
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for being upset that my son didn’t tell me he is gay? You're garbage and lucky Jack talks to you at all. Piece of poo poo.
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 18:55 |
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Beachcomber posted:Should have asked the friend before selling. Why would the friend refuse to sell any paintings to the interested buyer? Dude shouldn't have done that without permission but unless the buyer was a huge rear end in a top hat I cannot understand why someone doing art for a living would refuse a huge sale.
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 18:56 |
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Tetramin posted:Why would the friend refuse to sell any paintings to the interested buyer? Dude shouldn't have done that without permission but unless the buyer was a huge rear end in a top hat I cannot understand why someone doing art for a living would refuse a huge sale. Before selling-out, being a sell-out seems like the worst thing in the world to be. The struggling artist is an archetype that needs to die. First we must smash capitalism.
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 19:00 |
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I'd just buy a new friend with the $25K
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 19:01 |
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DemoneeHo posted:
dudes an rear end in a top hat for selling the painting as it was a tribute to his father
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 19:02 |
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Bronze Fonz posted:We need to find him and taunt him, we'll be set for life. Mostly I just want to know if he has ever actually won a fight.
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 19:04 |
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Piell posted:I figured it out. This guy constantly starts fights with everyone he sees, and whoever he fights takes money from him. “Did you just look at me, bitch? You eyeing my fat wallet? Let’s fuckin do this!” Moneybags Manlet has challenged you to a Pokémon duel!
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 19:05 |
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Giant_Pupils posted:Mostly I just want to know if he has ever actually won a fight. That's a good taunt, should net you 500$ easy.
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 19:08 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for withholding my husband's wage so he doesn't buy fast food and get fatter and fatter? hahaha
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 19:10 |
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Another Bill posted:I just feel like every third post should be something like "I need a lawyer, I got arrested for defending myself again" "Legal advice - neighbor harassing me" "Police broke my door, who's to blame and should pay???" etc Why would you press charges on a guy you already beat the gently caress out of and took his shoes, even if he started it?
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 19:14 |
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for encouraging a comedian to roast my ex in front of his new girlfriends parents? most likely: this is just an imagined revenge story from someone who doesn’t know what the words “hilarious” or “outrageous” mean. my hope: OP tried to turn getting cheated on into a standup bit, failed, and is writing an imagined story where a Professional Funny Person validates her.
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 19:35 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:“Did you just look at me, bitch? You eyeing my fat wallet? Let’s fuckin do this!” Moneybags Manlet declines to send out a Pokemon and squares up on your fire-breathing dinosaur!
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 19:39 |
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:most likely: this is just an imagined revenge story from someone who doesn’t know what the words “hilarious” or “outrageous” mean. She didn't get cheated on though; she's upset that he got with her friend months after he broke up with her.
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 19:42 |
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oh, i misread and thought she found out after the breakup that they were sleeping together before the breakup. this is even sadder.
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 19:52 |
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duck trucker posted:Why would you press charges on a guy you already beat the gently caress out of and took his shoes, even if he started it? Cops can still arrest you if the other person doesn't press charges. Disorderly conduct / public intoxication/ etc
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 19:54 |
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Tetramin posted:Why would the friend refuse to sell any paintings to the interested buyer? Dude shouldn't have done that without permission but unless the buyer was a huge rear end in a top hat I cannot understand why someone doing art for a living would refuse a huge sale. dude paid in bitcoin. i wouldn't sell actual, literal poo poo for bitcoin
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 20:14 |
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(20M) my SO (20F) told me she wants a break while she’s on vacation. Unsure of what it means...quote:My girlfriend of a year and a half now has just broke news to me that she wants to take a break for 4-5 days while she is on vacation. I’m really not sure how to take it but we spend almost every day together, and have so many upcoming plans for the summer of travel I’m just confused how this is all going to work. She told me last night that she loves me and doesn’t want to lose me, but is concerned that our personalities clash too much (she is glass half full, I am glass half empty). I’m really not sure what to do. I told her that this means everything to me and that I would try to fix my approach on life in order to mend our relationship, but she tells me that I give too much for her and she doesn’t want me to change who I am for her. I tried to explain that I’m still figuring myself out as a young 20 year old, but she just didn’t seem to think that that mattered. Not really sure what to do now, I’ve spent this whole morning sulking, but do I really even need to, or is a break just a way of slowly ending things without having to break it hard for me? Sorry for ranting just looking for help here
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 20:36 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:(20M) my SO (20F) told me she wants a break while she’s on vacation. Unsure of what it means... sounds like she already knows how she's going to take it Best Bi Geek Squid fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Jun 20, 2019 |
# ? Jun 20, 2019 20:44 |
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God 20 years old is such a lovely age for relationships. Hey, I think we should take a break while I'm down south loving hot latino guys I meet on the beach, we can resume our commitment when I get back ok?
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 20:49 |
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Bronze Fonz posted:God 20 years old is such a lovely age for relationships. Six months later. Hey I’m going to a bar tonight we’re on break until 5am. 6am text. Better make that noon.
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 20:55 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:good new username idea
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 20:58 |
love how she just flat out tells him she doesn't think they're a good match but also suggests that a working week is a long enough time to somehow fix that
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 20:59 |
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i vomit kittens posted:love how she just flat out tells him she doesn't think they're a good match but also suggests that a working week is a long enough time to somehow fix that She's taking a break to coincide with her vacation.
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 21:12 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:(20M) my SO (20F) told me she wants a break while she’s on vacation. Unsure of what it means... Translation: I think I can do better, but in case I'm wrong it would be nice to still have you around.
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 21:13 |
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InediblePenguin posted:dude paid in bitcoin. i wouldn't sell actual, literal poo poo for bitcoin He then cashed out the bitcoin and put it into a 529 plan for his artist friend's stepson. Dude isn't an rear end in a top hat, he was trying to help.
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 21:14 |
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duck trucker posted:Why would you press charges on a guy you already beat the gently caress out of and took his shoes, even if he started it? If you read the story he says that as she struggled to get away he pinned her to the floor and drunkenly attacked her while she was crying and begging him. So a good reason to go to the police is wondering what would have happened if she hadn’t had the will to fight and the training to choke him out from underneath. He seems comically inept in the context of all his fuckups but that was a seriously terrifying anecdote, especially coming from a guy who says things like “then I started punching” as if he just goes into autopilot
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 21:43 |
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teardrop posted:He seems comically inept in the context of all his fuckups but that was a seriously terrifying anecdote, especially coming from a guy who says things like “then I started punching” as if he just goes into autopilot Yeah I mean thats why I'm surprised he isn't in jail/jammed up with cops all the time.
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 21:49 |
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The dude is like the saddest irl version of a Yakuza game, where every different scenario ends in a fistfight but you always lose.
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 21:49 |
Another Bill posted:Yeah I mean thats why I'm surprised he isn't in jail/jammed up with cops all the time. It looks like nobody has bothered to ever press charges, probably because he's so pathetic that the people he tries to fight take little to no damage and a number of them have been friends, family, dates, etc. He actually did get arrested for his first fight, which was him attacking his ex's new boyfriend and having her jump in and kick him in the balls. He was due for his time in court around the time he got fired after being beaten up by his dad, a groper, his date, and his manager but he never updated on whether or not he received sentencing or a delay or what (only that his ex is spending a while in jail for drug possession and dealing they found evidence of at the time of her arrest). He hasn't posted for almost 3 weeks so I'm wondering if he may have actually gotten hit by sentencing in the interim.
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 21:58 |
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chitoryu12 posted:It's still there but trying to access the link through mobile seems to have issues. Just in case I'll repost his new stories in chronological order here so they'll be preserved: lmao its like chuck tingle but for getting your rear end beat instead of pounded
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 22:03 |
I quit my job and my boss attempted to punch me in the face and threaten to beat me with a shovel.quote:I began Dec 9 2014 working construction as a framer making 25 an hour, first time working with this company and the industry. I was quite lucky to make that much an hour, however I had my own tools, 80 gallon industrial compressor, generator, a Step Van etc… I'm sure he was planning on me to pick up crew when we start work on other sites that don't have public transportation. The rest of the crew have criminal records, no ID and or a driving license. quote:Update quote:UPDATE 2 quote:UPDATE 3:
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 22:08 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:The dude is like the saddest irl version of a Yakuza game, where every different scenario ends in a fistfight but you always lose. Finding a Kazuma figure to beat him up and hand down some dadly wisdom would be the turning point this guy's life needs.
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 22:15 |
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# ? Jun 12, 2024 12:13 |
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I want to pretend that guy is real but all those stories were written left handed.
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