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chitoryu12 posted:TIFU almost eating my cousin out in her office I swear we had a story just recently about a dude accidentally showing up for a date with his cousin that also involved exchanging nudes before meeting and I'm wondering if this is the same dude writing wack off fantasies.
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Jun 24, 2019 23:16
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gently caress Your Website posted:Pretty close for a retelling from memory, I'll give you a B+ but bump it up to A- in your case as violent semen expulsion was not involved Why the gently caress is she wearing my school uniform???? Why would anyone wear those on purpose???
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Jun 24, 2019 23:18
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teen witch posted:Entirely unsurprised he’s Danish, good lord that poor woman. God this one is depressing and too real. "but swarzepiet isnt racist you stupid americans" -racistdutch person who is about to throw some bananas at a black soccer player.
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Jun 24, 2019 23:36
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chitoryu12 posted:TIFU by explaining my synesthesia to my boyfriend Son of a bitch.......
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Jun 24, 2019 23:41
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Patrick Spens posted:Son of a bitch....... Really? Right now?
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Jun 24, 2019 23:49
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Jun 24, 2019 23:50
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bell jar posted:imagine that Or can't, whatever.
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Jun 25, 2019 00:17
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chitoryu12 posted:TIFU by explaining my synesthesia to my boyfriend I can't visualize poo poo in my head either. I can kinda conjure the sense of the thing, very faint non-visual aspects of something, but I have to focus on one small aspect at a time. I can't imagine a sunny beach with a light breeze and all that goes with it. I can go through how the wind feels on my skin, what the salty air smells like, what warm sun and sand feels like, what white sand and beach chairs "look like" (in the abstract sense that you recognize an object as something, like a chair not just being a random collection of wooden shapes). I can only focus on one thing at a time and anything previously summoned up just immediately vanishes. All of these sensory things I try to conjure up are the abstract containers my mind for categories of objects, like a cat. Not any specific cat or what it looks like, but the bits that when stuck together equals the concept of a cat, the meow, the letters in the word, how their fur feels, how they move. It's weird, man. As far as I know, aphantasia doesn't affect your ability to vividly see or experience things while dreaming, just the active ability to do so while conscious. When somebody says that a picture they drew didn't turn out like the one they imagined, I'm just like "that's dope, mine never do either." Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Jun 25, 2019 |
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Jun 25, 2019 00:19
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Gone Fashing posted:reddit help i dream exactly the same way normal people dream and when i close my eyes and try to think about something i only see black I also find the dream questions weird because I do dream and since I have trouble sleeping I do remember them (when I was a kid and slept well I never remembered my dreams unless it was a nightmare that woke me up and I thought I didn't dream) and I know I can see images of some sort in them so I'm not actually incapable of visualizing, but I cannot create an image, real or imagined, in my mind when I'm conscious. Pvt.Scott posted:Stuff Peaceful Anarchy fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Jun 25, 2019 |
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Jun 25, 2019 00:27
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chitoryu12 posted:TIFU by explaining my synesthesia to my boyfriend I've seen this movie and it was directed by John Cameron Mitchell
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Jun 25, 2019 00:28
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AITA for not letting my brother, who was recently paralyzed with nothing to do, borrow my PS4quote:Some backstory: Me and my (1 year older) brother have not been on good terms in a long time. In school he was my biggest bully, and as he got older things got worse. He lived a violent, reckless lifestyle, always getting into fights, getting involved in gang activity. He's been to jail multiple times, and honestly it was a reprieve for me and my mom when he was locked up, cause it was hell living with him. He'd threaten violence (most often implied, sometimes outright) to me and her if he didn't get his way. He even put his hands on her once - that was the only time I ever fought back against him. Get him an Ouya
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Jun 25, 2019 00:31
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Pinecone Sample posted:My [21M] wife [43F] cheated on me, she apoligized and wants me to give her a second chance drat this lady got a bang au pair.
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Jun 25, 2019 00:31
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snergle posted:drat this lady got a bang au pair. Bang Butler for the alliteration alone
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Jun 25, 2019 00:36
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Gone Fashing posted:reddit help i dream exactly the same way normal people dream and when i close my eyes and try to think about something i only see black oh sweetie
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Jun 25, 2019 00:43
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christmas boots posted:AITA for not letting my brother, who was recently paralyzed with nothing to do, borrow my PS4 Oof I'm gonna lean towards NTA but I can see why he's conflicted. Brother got what was coming to him but it sounds like he just needs to cut him out of his life all together. Of course he's calmer he can't do poo poo lol.
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Jun 25, 2019 00:44
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How much would a used PS3 cost these days? Does paralyzed crime brother really need the newest, best games? I mean last gen stuff should be enough to prevent insanity.
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Jun 25, 2019 00:48
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Hellblazer187 posted:How much would a used PS3 cost these days? Does paralyzed crime brother really need the newest, best games? I mean last gen stuff should be enough to prevent insanity. He already borrowed that ten years ago
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Jun 25, 2019 00:50
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I was gonna say, I feel like buying him something decent but cheap would be a nice gesture (a PS3 and a few games), but it's okay to not want him in your life and it's actively a good idea not to "lend" him anything you'd eventually like back.
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Jun 25, 2019 00:50
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Blade Runner posted:Bang Butler for the alliteration alone i went with it originally but maids / butlers dont watch kids do they?
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Jun 25, 2019 00:56
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snergle posted:i went with it originally but maids / butlers dont watch kids do they? Depends on how many paintings in the house have concealed peepholes in the eyes.
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Jun 25, 2019 00:58
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AITA for destroying my wife's bra in the laundry? Really scared here guys. My wife left some laundry for me to do. I know her bras are supposed to be separate and on delicate. She's shown me how and everything. So I sorted all the laundry and wasn't paying much attention I guess. I overlooked some of her bras and panties. Threw them in with the rest of the stuff and washed and dried them. One bra looks like it got mangled. And I know it's one of her favorite more expensive bras. I know I'm in trouble, but I think it's unjustified. Rite? It was an accident. She's pissed. From angry to yelling then she screamed at me like I did it on purpose or something. Now she left to go cry to a friend's house cause my dumbass self told her she was overreacting. Which is how that screaming started. Now she says I'm an insensitive, dumb rear end in a top hat who can't figure out how to do laundry. When she's shown me two times how to wash her poo poo and apparently I don't care enough to pay attention. But when it comes to school I'm all so perfect so I care more about that then I do her precious bras. Now, I've done the laundry just like her. Sure, occasionally I mess up. She does too. It really was an accident. AITA anyway? And double question, AITA for telling her she was overreacting and to calm the gently caress down over an accident? And I do love her and care more about her than school and she knows that. Also, she can overreact a lot. Edit: About 80 comments and counting. Cool. So, the verdict I'm seeing is that for telling her she's overreacting and to calm the gently caress down was an rear end in a top hat thing to do. However on being an rear end in a top hat about messing up her bra on accident seems to be mixed. I appreciate all the responses. Now that we both calmed down and she came back she did admit to overreacting and we talked about how we both were so stressed cause with me being so sick, especially after I just signed up for some mid summer classes (that luckily don't start for a bit) which was expensive to our credit card. So, when I don't go into work, I don't get paid. So she's stressed cause she's trying to make up the gap by working more. I can't afford a hospital bill so I had to promise the doc that I could manage pnemonia from home and I find out if that was successful on Tuesday. Wish me luck please cause I'm gonna kill someone if I can't work soon. I hate sitting around all day. So thanks for the responses Edit 2: Thanks to everyone for cool laundry ideas and tricks. Mods, you can stamp that with me being an rear end in a top hat if you'd like to. I didn't really consider what she was going through and the stress she was under. While I still think it was an overreaction, I think she was justifiable in it. And dumb me never thought it was about anything else but the bra. And I was careless. So, I'm an rear end in a top hat and once I'm better and we get caught up some more income wise I gonna find a way for her to feel special. I'm also going to stop responding to comments now so feel free to leave your judgement if you want, but I think I sounded enough like a broken record, lol. Thanks for all who did respond, I tried to reach out to everyone.
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Jun 25, 2019 00:59
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Antivehicular posted:I was gonna say, I feel like buying him something decent but cheap would be a nice gesture (a PS3 and a few games), but it's okay to not want him in your life and it's actively a good idea not to "lend" him anything you'd eventually like back. Not like he's gonna run off with it.
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Jun 25, 2019 00:59
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AITA for bringing my menstrual cup into the shower with my boyfriend? This might be a bit TMI but I've got a dilemma. My boyfriend (23) of nearly 6 years and I (22) have a shower together nearly every night. But now he's told me that if I want to bring my menstrual cup into the shower I can't have a shower with him when I do. I don't understand what's so bad about it. I get that it's kinda gross but I clean it out before I bring it into the shower. All he sees is a clean plastic cup. Oh and before you say just leave it on the bench in the bathroom, it's a lot easier to put back in when in the shower compared to dry and standing in a towel. AMTA and should just respect his wishes? It just makes me feel like he's grossed out by me and that makes me sad.
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Jun 25, 2019 01:00
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AITA for leaving the pizza guy a small tip? We ordered 3 large pizzas as we were having some friends and family over later. I only had enough for the pizzas on my card so when the pizza guy came I tipped him everything I had left in my pocket, which came out to like 53 cents. We have a camera that points towards the door, my gf was upstairs doing something in the room and she happened to notice on the camera he threw something. She asked me what happened after she finished and came downstairs and I had no idea, so when I looked outside I noticed he had threw the coins on the ground after i took my pizza. I told her the tip i gave and she got pissed off at me and called me an rear end in a top hat and i probably ruined his day, said i shouldn't have ordered it in the first place if i didnt have enough and we'd go get something cheaper. I got angry back and told her I DID in fact have enough to order pizza (obviously how i bought the pizza in the first place or my card would've been declined) and that tips are supposed to be optional anyways so he was entitled for expecting more. She's still pissed and won't talk to me, i dont want the vibes to be ruined when everyone gets here. AITA?
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Jun 25, 2019 01:00
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for leaving the pizza guy a small tip? oh man gently caress this guy
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Jun 25, 2019 01:03
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for bringing my menstrual cup into the shower with my boyfriend? If she wants to be super efficient, she should clean out the menstrual cup while she's in the shower.
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Jun 25, 2019 01:06
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for leaving the pizza guy a small tip? Clearly, yes. Giving someone 53 cents today is like handing someone a used tissue and saying "Here, you deal with this." What a piece of trash,  .
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Jun 25, 2019 01:07
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for leaving the pizza guy a small tip? this is the type of thing that would have started a multipage derail in GBS circa 2006
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Jun 25, 2019 01:12
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I hope when he dies and meets with Charon he has to try and barter passage with the tips he gave in life
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Jun 25, 2019 01:17
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My [23F] boyfriend [23M] spent our one year anniversary money on weedquote:This sunday is my mine and my boyfriends one year together
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Jun 25, 2019 01:25
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AITA for not wanting to share my son? My son died at age 4. On the first mothers day after he died my husband got me a necklace with some of his ashes in. I wear it every single day. My Aunt is not someone I see often. She got on with my son but only really saw him a handful of times a year. She came a few times to see him when he was sick but not often. When we were told he didn't have long left I asked if she wanted to come and say goodbye and she said she was too busy with work. I figured she was in denial, maybe. I certainly was. She then missed his funeral to go to a concert. Her husband messaged me yesterday asking if he would be able to get some of our sons ashes so she can have some jewellery made. Apparently she asked him for one for her birthday as she really misses our son and wants to feel close to him. I said no because I want him to stay with us. All of him. Then my Aunt called me yesterday afternoon and said I was being selfish, he was her family too. I still said no. She said she acted the way she did when he died because she was struggling with it, and was in denial. But so was I. But it's been 3 years and she's hardly come to see any of us. She's not even met our newest baby yet who is 4 months old. So tell me, as my Aunt seems to think I am, am I being the rear end in a top hat?
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Jun 25, 2019 01:29
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Hes dead, lady That aint him anymore
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Jun 25, 2019 01:30
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for not wanting to share my son? That's absolutely appalling. I can totally see one of my Aunts doing this and that would be a quick trip to sever town
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Jun 25, 2019 01:35
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ElGroucho posted:Hes dead, lady Wowee that’s a bad take
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Jun 25, 2019 01:36
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“You’re kid is dead lady just let it go and let your absent relatives have parts of him” said the goon with no empathy and/or life experience
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Jun 25, 2019 01:43
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I've [38 M] really upset my wife [39 F] of 9 years, by asking her to do an an IQ testquote:I went through a lot of confidence issues in my teens and twenties, so in my late 20s I decided to sit the Mensa test to find out a bit more about myself. I walked out of there thinking I'd not passed it, and accepted that, but I got the acceptance letter a few months later. They didn't give me a score, just that I passed. For a few reasons, I thought my wife was high IQ too, but she always shied away from the tests.
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Jun 25, 2019 01:43
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for destroying my wife's bra in the laundry? Look, it's 2019, these sort of basic problems have been solved.  at the price of bras and then opting not to spend a few bucks on reusable bra bags to protect them in the wash.
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Jun 25, 2019 01:44
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Haifisch posted:I've [38 M] really upset my wife [39 F] of 9 years, by asking her to do an an IQ test lol what a dumb mother fucker. Mensa Member indeed lol.
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Haifisch posted:I've [38 M] really upset my wife [39 F] of 9 years, by asking her to do an an IQ test what are the odds that this guy identifies as a "race realist"
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