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We done jerking off on TCC? Have some NERD poo poo The Question IRL posted:Doesn't Batman defeat the genetically altered locusts by summoning an army of Bats to eat them? Zaodai posted:Well yes, but we've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on bat meat. The Question IRL posted:But then we have will have a problem of too many genetically enhanced gorillas. Samuringa posted:And that's the beautiful part, when Crisis time rolls around the scarlet speedsters simply disappear
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Jedit posted:TCC have always been well ahead of the rest of the forum on the "dead" bit. I'm not sure that sticking things up their butts will help them catch up on the "gay", but it's a valiant effort nonetheless. That's what the MDMA is for.
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Big Beef City posted:Some day you're going to be walking down the hall to get coffee when the lights go out and the communists assault your building.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Let's not forget that his biggest failure was still being a grown man who was indoctrinated into 4chan incel poo poo by teens that honk off to anime. Bertrand Hustle posted:
Hihohe posted:It means no girl friend! For the rest of your days!
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AlphaKretin posted:
To make it line up with "matata" I pronounced it "ah-NEE-may" which makes it sound a lot like anemic and that's about right.
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Isn't that how you're supposed to pronounce it? *ducks under table*
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Syd Midnight posted:Armless guy came close.. IIRC the doctors recommended a full amputation but he refused and made them keep as much arm as possible, so he was left with this like, skin-covered bone forearm stump like a fleshy broomstick, because he said it still had some good veins for shooting up. Literally a limb whose sole purpose was to inject drugs into. He had pictures. Holy poo poo, I thought the quote about not giving up "choice veins" just because the doctor says so was just a joke about the guy refusing to have his arm amputated after it died, but he actually kept his arm for the veins?
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:You gotta pay 25 bucks to see the show and find out
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Pentaro posted:Does that include tortilla chips? if so sign me the hell up!!!! They issue those big tarps for the first few rows like a Gallagher show and you just scoop it off
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The weird thing is, people usually gently caress the tarp after the chips are finished. I can't explain HOW they gently caress them; they just do.
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Griefor posted:Holy poo poo, I thought the quote about not giving up "choice veins" just because the doctor says so was just a joke about the guy refusing to have his arm amputated after it died, but he actually kept his arm for the veins? Oh you dear, sweet summer child. Yes. Absolutely and unquestionably yes.
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Plastik posted:Oh you dear, sweet summer child. winced pretty hard at this
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:winced pretty hard at this same
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Phrases from popular shows entering the lexicon? I am shocked, sir. Shocked!
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Phrases from popular shows entering the lexicon? I am shocked, sir. Shocked! Bazinga!
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Why is that phrase a bad thing
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freeedr posted:Why is that phrase a bad thing Oh you darling, sweet-and-sour spring chicken.
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It's not, they probably just have an annoying co-worker or something that uses it.
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That is a pretty drat common saying in the south and has been for a long time.
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oh you rookie-rear end july bitch
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There's a lady I work with, probably 25 or so, who calls everyone "my dear". It's kind of weird.
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Untrustable posted:There's a lady I work with, probably 25 or so, who calls everyone "my dear". It's kind of weird. I've heard it said that when a southerner says "bless her/his/your heart" it kind of means "gently caress you" I heard Lokeesha got a job at the cell phone store down John's Creek. Lot better than what she was doing, bless her heart.
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Skratchez posted:I've heard it said that when a southerner says "bless her/his/your heart" it kind of means "gently caress you" It changes meaning based on context. It can mean everything from you're dumb, you're a dumb gently caress, general pity, a way to empathize, etc..
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"bless your heart" is a versatile phrase that has never been used in a positive way. It sounds positive but it runs the gamut from "you got what you deserved" to "you dumb poo poo".
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I'm also a fan of the English "no better than they should be"
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Oh you contemptible Pleistocene epoch mark-rear end buster
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Skratchez posted:I'm also a fan of the English "no better than they should be" I know what it means, but I can't wrap my head around what the words seem to be trying to say.
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Skratchez posted:I've heard it said that when a southerner says "bless her/his/your heart" it kind of means "gently caress you" No "kind of" it totally does, that's why you respond to it with the first string of profanity and insults that comes to mind ending with "Reb" like it's an exclamation point.
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christmas boots posted:oh you rookie-rear end july bitch
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Outrail posted:I know what it means, but I can't wrap my head around what the words seem to be trying to say. Right?
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oh dope posted:The only goat I've ever encountered that wasn't in a petting zoo was on a farm in Texas. It chased and attempted to murder every small child it saw, and when it had scared them all into the house, it stood triumphant on the big trampoline in the backyard and pissed into its own mouth.
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Kenning posted:Triumphant Piss Goat That goat, and the dude jamming out on fiddle while the little-person stripper does shoulder press-ups, are the creatures that haunt my dreams with visions of what I could be if only I had the courage to live my best life.
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peanut butler is a magician, and also a self-ownerPeanut Butler posted:lol I don't care who believes in it, not going to waste effort 'dEbATiNg', but I'll say a couple things, even though explaining any of this is precisely like trying to explain marxism to someone's grandpa who thinks chuck schumer is a communist- a pointless effort when someone only sees the surface pop culture idea and is hidebound to deny the idea any legitimacy H.P. Hovercraft's current title: "there's a world that we know nothing about, that we can only imagine... and that is the world of books" H.P. Hovercraft posted:lmao it's a jack handey quote
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That’s exactly what someone who could summon imps and speak with animals would post.
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Ah yes, i am a wizard because i am *checks notes* aware of shared cultural phenomenon over which I have no control.
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Ariong posted:That’s exactly what someone who could summon imps and speak with animals would post. Someone who could do such things wouldn't be posting
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RFC2324 posted:Someone who could do such things wouldn't be posting It turns out animals are really terrible conversationalists. Imps too.
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Facebook Aunt posted:It turns out animals are really terrible conversationalists. Imps too. This explains FYAD.
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Triumphant Piss Goat
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Untrustable posted:"bless your heart" is a versatile phrase that has never been used in a positive way. It sounds positive but it runs the gamut from "you got what you deserved" to "you dumb poo poo". Nah, it can be absolutely be positive
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