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Snowglobe of Doom posted:"gently caress you Mike, you piece of poo poo!" goat version Dude's insanely lucky the goat jumped at him instead of breaking his pelvis with its head.
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LifeSunDeath posted:People drive like this in Houston constantly but in enormous trucks, it's so loving annoying. Same with Calgary, there was a guy doing this behind us in winter in a huge truck and he went a little to far to the side and got sucked into the snowdrift. It was glorious.
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LifeSunDeath posted:People drive like this in Houston constantly but in enormous trucks, it's so loving annoying. With the exception of almost driving the cryo tanker truck off the road, this is pretty much Miami_at_rush_hour.mp4
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Pook Good Mook posted:Dude's insanely lucky the goat jumped at him instead of breaking his pelvis with its head. I've always admired goats and sheep for their dedication to smashing poo poo       Bonus: 
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Winklebottom posted:I've always admired goats and sheep for their dedication to smashing poo poo The only goat I've ever encountered that wasn't in a petting zoo was on a farm in Texas. It chased and attempted to murder every small child it saw, and when it had scared them all into the house, it stood triumphant on the big trampoline in the backyard and pissed into its own mouth.
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canyoneer posted:I like the bear and raccoon proof trash cans they have in a local national forest. The ones the have in the Grand Tetons are a bit heavier duty, 
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Jun 7, 2019 20:50
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Schadenfreude is on whoever popped a blood vessel typing up this rant at work:
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ThingOne posted:The ones the have in the Grand Tetons are a bit heavier duty, Literally the bear minimum they could do
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Enos Cabell posted:Schadenfreude is on whoever popped a blood vessel typing up this rant at work: newspaper clipped "it was delicious karen" would be the best response
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Enos Cabell posted:Schadenfreude is on whoever popped a blood vessel typing up this rant at work: It was probably expired and got tossed lol
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Enos Cabell posted:Schadenfreude is on whoever popped a blood vessel typing up this rant at work: Ten minutes later, the coffee creamer is found, having been pushed toward the back of the fridge behind someone's lunch bag.
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Jun 7, 2019 21:11
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Enos Cabell posted:Schadenfreude is on whoever popped a blood vessel typing up this rant at work: snickers flavored coffee sounds repulsive but I still feel my life is emptier for not having tried it 
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Jun 7, 2019 21:13
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:It was probably expired and got tossed lol It's literally pasted right next to a sign telling people to throw out their old poo poo, so I can almost guarantee this is what happened.
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Jun 7, 2019 21:18
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Garbage bins in parks in Alberta and BC are almost uniformly of this type: https://www.alberta.ca/deterrants-bear-resistant-garbage-disposal.aspx The lid is latched, the latch is operated by a push-bar up inside the recessed handles. I'm always irrationally worried about someone having smeared poop or old mayo or axle grease or something up in there.
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Phy posted:Garbage bins in parks in Alberta and BC are almost uniformly of this type: https://www.alberta.ca/deterrants-bear-resistant-garbage-disposal.aspx That's what the handles are made of. Recycling!
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DandyLion posted:Literally the bear minimum they could do Things can get pretty grizzly without them.
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Winklebottom posted:snickers flavored coffee sounds repulsive but I still feel my life is emptier for not having tried it Can't speak for snickers, but reeses creamer's pretty great
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Winklebottom posted:
Add to a mug: 1 tsp instant sweetened hot chocolate, 1 tsp smooth peanut butter, 1 tsp powdered milk, 1 tsp milk or water. Blend until smooth. Top up with coffee, blending all the while. I am not proud of this. Also: this turtle right here is why we're all terrified of you, USA. 'Live Harmless Reptile' in a box. I know this creature probably won't end my life, unless I'm exceedingly unlucky. I know the most I stand to lose is a finger or so. But I'd also like a somewhat stricter definition of the word 'harmless'.
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Carnival of Shrews posted:Add to a mug: 1 tsp instant sweetened hot chocolate, 1 tsp smooth peanut butter, 1 tsp powdered milk, 1 tsp milk or water. Add instant coffee and it's basically Ranger pudding just not from an MRE.
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Carnival of Shrews posted:'Live Harmless Reptile' in a box. I know this creature probably won't end my life, unless I'm exceedingly unlucky. I know the most I stand to lose is a finger or so. But I'd also like a somewhat stricter definition of the word 'harmless'. All it wants is a little kiss 
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Tony Snark posted:Add instant coffee and it's basically Ranger pudding just not from an MRE. ...Googles 'Ranger Pudding'. This is uncanny. My recipe is the result of seven years in an English boarding school (education:solid / ethos:well dodgy / food:hard to describe to anyone who hasn't tried it, but a frequent dessert was strawberry jello + evaporated milk served in gravy boats). It's like some unholy convergent evolution. Winklebottom posted:All it wants is a little kiss Yup, this is our current political reality in the UK. I guess the schad is looking for tips on technique.
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Carnival of Shrews posted:Also: this turtle right here is why we're all terrified of you, USA. Ahem. Mostly harmless.
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Data Graham posted:Ahem. Mostly harmless. Dear God.
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Carnival of Shrews posted:
the only tortoise that should terrify you is the one in charge of the Senate
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oh dope posted:The only goat I've ever encountered that wasn't in a petting zoo was on a farm in Texas. It chased and attempted to murder every small child it saw, and when it had scared them all into the house, it stood triumphant on the big trampoline in the backyard and pissed into its own mouth. A goat who piss in he own mouth, a shameful goat.
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Phy posted:Garbage bins in parks in Alberta and BC are almost uniformly of this type: https://www.alberta.ca/deterrants-bear-resistant-garbage-disposal.aspx I have spent an ungodly amount of effort throwing away other peoples garbage because they were too lazy and/or stupid to lift the lid and do it themselves.
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Picnic Princess posted:I have spent an ungodly amount of effort throwing away other peoples garbage because they were too lazy and/or stupid to lift the lid and do it themselves. A while back I got to see somebody find out what happens when you don't secure your food. We were at a public campground a little south of Yellowstone and a group a few sites over were either too drunk or too stupid to put their food in one of the lockers provided before they went to sleep. When I got up the next morning to use the bathroom I noticed what looked like a large creature rummaging through their campsite, it was a black bear. The sound of it rooting through their garbage and basically being a big furry goober must have woke them up because they started screaming. Fortunately for them (and the bear) it bolted. As we were pulling out of the campground later that morning I saw them having a nice chat with a very angry looking park ranger.
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Newest Tomb Raider game lookin' good
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Zamboni Rodeo posted:A goat who piss in he own mouth, a shameless goat. Fixed that for you. Goats have no shame, and are in fact incapable of the emotion.
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https://i.imgur.com/7AGTBpW.mp4Memento posted:
Fixed that for you. Billy goats spray themselves with their own urine because it gets the lady goats in the mood for some lovin'. When the crazy goat in oh dope's story had chased all the human children inside and was standing triumphantly on the trampoline and pissing on itself was pretty much the goat going "And now I'm gonna go get my gently caress on" Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 05:44 on Jun 8, 2019 |
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I was inspired to make this in her honor: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TApa8iRaSJA
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:I was inspired to make this in her honor: Lol. I don’t know that song, but the imagery was great.
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I think we've seen every single one of these in the thread at some time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zBLnmToGOo Here's what happens when a "guy who has seen two much TV" type tries to fight another "guy who has seen too much TV" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4jx10sqB5M I love how some passerby tries to break them up and other guy goes "Shhhh, just let the magic happen"
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Goat chat: My mate has a small herd of domesticated goats that are like big dogs, they’ll follow you around all day wanting rubs and to eat anything you eat, if you let them. They’ll graze nearby if you’re working and then follow when you leave. They will also murder your leafy greens  if they can. Goats love getting blazed.
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Man I like goats more and more everyday. gently caress yeah goats. Snowglobe of Doom posted:I think we've seen every single one of these in the thread at some time Ah man you gotta look up the STREETBEEFS thread if you haven't! https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3883865&pagenumber=1&perpage=40 Wasabi the J has a new favorite as of 11:28 on Jun 8, 2019 |
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ThingOne posted:A while back I got to see somebody find out what happens when you don't secure your food. We were at a public campground a little south of Yellowstone and a group a few sites over were either too drunk or too stupid to put their food in one of the lockers provided before they went to sleep. When I got up the next morning to use the bathroom I noticed what looked like a large creature rummaging through their campsite, it was a black bear. The sound of it rooting through their garbage and basically being a big furry goober must have woke them up because they started screaming. Fortunately for them (and the bear) it bolted. As we were pulling out of the campground later that morning I saw them having a nice chat with a very angry looking park ranger. The real schaden is that they basically murdered that bear (once bears figure out that they can get food at campsites they have to be killed or relocated)
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Jabor posted:The real schaden is that they basically murdered that bear What the gently caress are you on about? No. No. Worst case, they get a few beanbag rounds a few times to re instill their fear of humans. They don't do relocation, either. https://www.nps.gov/slbe/learn/nature/do-not-feed-the-bears.htm
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Jabor posted:The real schaden is that they basically murdered that bear If they did this, they'd have to ship every black bear in my state the gently caress out of here. Good luck with all the bears, New Hampshire!  
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