Sagebrush posted:she says they've been together for two years. and the reason she gives is "this is the one time a year that all us girls can be together!!" selfish to the point of being sociopathic. i hope she got dragged in the comments
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Pinecone Sample posted:We definitely had this from the daughter, right? The mom really is just trash I (17F) graduated highschool yesterday and my mom (39F) didn’t show up to my graduation even though she promised quote:
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# ? Jun 25, 2019 05:36 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:My (24F) boyfriend (23M) wants me to quit camming because a viewer insulted his penis while we were putting on a show together lmfao. is this the guys first experience with the Internet??? we’ve been telling other goons that they have small worthless dicks since 2000 I genuinely could not imagine being 23 guy and break down crying naked on a bathroom floor because some rando Internet weirdo who watches cam girls used a standard throwaway dick joke
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# ? Jun 25, 2019 05:37 |
goethe.cx posted:jesus christ I hope he was. He deserves severe GI illness.
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Xaris posted:lmfao. is this the guys first experience with the Internet??? we’ve been telling other goons that they have small worthless dicks since 2000 Yea I'm surprised he didn't expect that sort of stuff, jesus
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# ? Jun 25, 2019 05:41 |
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BoonyPC posted:Yea I'm surprised he didn't expect that sort of stuff, jesus he is hilariously naive to have not expected the comments, but she probably could have chosen better phrasing when comforting him than "it's enough for me" lol
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# ? Jun 25, 2019 05:43 |
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Wait are you guys telling me you literally have a little devil and angel sitting in each shoulder telling you to do good/evil all the time??!!
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# ? Jun 25, 2019 05:45 |
also 5" is like average. he should know that because if he's that insecure about his dick he's 100% googled "average penis size"
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# ? Jun 25, 2019 05:46 |
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Missed graduation to get nails did mom is horrible and i hate her.
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# ? Jun 25, 2019 05:47 |
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goethe.cx posted:also 5" is like average. he should know that because if he's that insecure about his dick he's 100% googled "average penis size" maybe hes really tall, comparative size is a bitch in a visual medium
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blugu64 posted:Wait are you guys telling me you literally have a little devil and angel sitting in each shoulder telling you to do good/evil all the time??!! No of course not. It's a liquor bottle, and it only tells me to do evil.
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# ? Jun 25, 2019 05:47 |
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goethe.cx posted:also 5" is like average. he should know that because if he's that insecure about his dick he's 100% googled "average penis size" elliot rogers quote.txt
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# ? Jun 25, 2019 05:48 |
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This line really did it for me "But not one viewer stood up for him while he was getting made fun of." Like she's sharing with us her disappointment in these gentlemen
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# ? Jun 25, 2019 05:48 |
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The man having sex is getting laughed at by the men who watch camshows and tip money and masturbate. The man having sex is crying. Man having sex, why do you cry?
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# ? Jun 25, 2019 05:49 |
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blugu64 posted:Wait are you guys telling me you literally have a little devil and angel sitting in each shoulder telling you to do good/evil all the time??!!
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# ? Jun 25, 2019 05:49 |
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:Missed graduation to get nails did mom is horrible and i hate her.
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:Missed graduation to get nails did mom is horrible and i hate her. totally normal mentally healthy lady jealous of her own daughter for getting to graduate from high school
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# ? Jun 25, 2019 05:50 |
DragQueenofAngmar posted:maybe hes really tall, comparative size is a bitch in a visual medium i remember reading that a lot of porn actors are short dudes so that their dicks look bigger Pinecone Sample posted:This line really did it for me im the guy who watches cam shows and stands up for the integrity of small-dicked men e: whoops, monitor was off
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dudeness posted:The man having sex is getting laughed at by the men who watch camshows and tip money and masturbate. The man having sex is crying. Man having sex, why do you cry? I was thinking the same thing lol. That ain’t a normal reaction in that I’d question if they have a latent NPD or something
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# ? Jun 25, 2019 05:53 |
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How the gently caress is "cam boyfriend genital shamed until he leaves crying and cam girl has multiple orgasms as she fantasizes about her viewers assuredly bigger dicks" not a tapped out market? This is a loving goldmine concept
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# ? Jun 25, 2019 05:54 |
cousin fucker guy posted a one-handed update:quote:edit 3: Well, first of all, Id like to address everyone calling BS on this. It seems highly unlikely, implausible, and all of that. I agree and would call BS reading this also. I can’t really defend it or prove it (or can I? if i can let me know how. also this a throwaway, not sure what i get out of this karma? let me know if you want my account or my gold lol, I could give a poo poo!) roll tide!
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# ? Jun 25, 2019 05:56 |
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:You guys don't have a little Inside Out control room running you?
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for going to a pre-planned vacation with my family rather than my boyfriend's mom's funeral? what the gently caress i seriously cant believe someone could be that selfish and have to ask the internet whether or not it was hosed up. holy poo poo.
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Brb buying the rights to the domains of cybercuck, cuckbycommittee, and 1vCuckhundred and starting my niche porn empire so embarassing people who review animal themed dildos can look down on me from their high horse dildo
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# ? Jun 25, 2019 05:58 |
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goethe.cx posted:cousin fucker guy posted a one-handed update: quote:And then I licked her pussy and rear end in the bathroom of the bar. I stroked myself while I did it, and after I made her cum she helped me out. We promised we would never do this again, but I think we’ll get drinks one more time before i leave.
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This is why TIFU stories are always terrible, it’s just a bad erotica forum in thinly veiled disguise. Fuck Your Website fucked around with this message at 06:05 on Jun 25, 2019 |
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:Missed graduation to get nails did mom is horrible and i hate her. Kid needs to get in touch with her dad. He prob left that awful, self-absorbed harpy for a good reason.
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# ? Jun 25, 2019 06:03 |
the proliferation of incest porn has made people write fake brag stories about loving their relatives e: i also love the defensive bullet points. "it's totally real, you guys!" yes, i'm sure a NYC office building housing a major company just let you waltz right in
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Pinecone Sample posted:This line really did it for me Well, you see, they were tipping her so she couldn't possibly ban or mute them.
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Dear Amy: Five years ago, I entered a relationship with a woman I had dated in junior high school, way back in 1980. We met as friends, the relationship blossomed, and we were married about 20 months later. At the time we reconnected, my wife's daughter, "Tamryn," was 14. She is now 20. Tamryn and I had the usual battles, but got along pretty well until this past winter when Tamryn, for reasons escaping us, didn't think we'd notice that her then 17-year-old boyfriend, "Brian," was basically living with us. Brian turned 18 early this spring and is graduating from high school, but Brian being a minor was only part of the issue we had with him living with us. He was eating with us, she was doing his wash and he was taking showers, etc., but contributing nothing to the household. Tamryn's mother and I confronted her and presented her with an ultimatum -- we said he could stay over on Friday and Saturday nights, but that's all. Tamryn chose instead to move out. She moved in with Brian and his grandparents. This was not the outcome we were hoping for, but we were not going to allow them to "play house" at our home, either. My wife misses Tamryn dearly, and I feel some guilt about her leaving. Any advice on this situation? -- Caught in the Middle
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poo poo, I guess I know why I basically can't draw anything except what I see and only while I am looking at it. My visualizer's broken.Dazerbeams posted:Well if we’re going to ask stuff, do people actually have a separate voice inside their head that tries to encourage or dissuade you? I’ve always heard people talking about a semi separate entity that guides them and that sounds so bizarre to me. Sometimes it's just how people process inner voices. Everybody's got one of those (except maybe the deaf from birth?). The positive, encouraging variety is probably that. But for the negative ones... all people have intrusive thoughts to some level. Have you ever thought of something weird, like suddenly imagined laughing at a funeral or jumping out of a moving car, and then been like "what the hell, brain?" That's normal. Problem: Increase the intensity and you have a symptom of multiple mental illnesses. Anxiety, depression, PTSD, OCD, ADHD, psychosis, probably others. It's a wide list, and something as simple as "anxiety" can set them off. Intrusive thoughts in these situations can very much feel like there's an rear end in a top hat in your head telling you terrible poo poo. The thoughts don't feel like they're coming from your brain or like you can control them at all, so it's easy to just attribute them to a Different Voice. Also people who write may end up... basically having that character's "voice" in their head? Not like "there's a guy talking in my head", but they've worked so hard on putting themselves in the shoes and voice of the character that they're writing that some of their intrusive thoughts turn into dialog from them. That's just the ol' creative brain not realizing that it's not quite the time and place. anyway, I've had all of those, it's quite the party. I'm glad the pills killed the rear end in a top hat who kept suggesting ways to kill myself though, he was a real creep. Pinecone Sample posted:The mom really is just trash quote:In a way I feel bitterness towards her as I never got to graduated when I was a teenager. JESUS. That's hosed up, lovely mom!
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AITA for getting upset that my husband helped pay for a prostitute in the Netherlands for our 17 year old son? u/DreamingDown quote:I honestly can't believe I'm typing this out, but I feel like I need some perspective from people we don't know in real life. Lotta this kinda thing in the thread for some weird reason: quote:Lovesosa4011 “Just a random question, asking for a friend”
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:Oooh, yes. This is good. Make a knot into your boyfriend
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Danaru posted:"His attitude was starting to get to me since I was trying to find a way to fix things and he wasn't helping." Now there's some pretty effective selfsabotage
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Sagebrush posted:yes, you colossal moron look at it this way: you can tell someone they don't matter to you until you're blue in the face & they might not get it. If you really want them to understand at a visceral level that you don't care even the slighest amount then you gotta grab an opportunity like skipping their mother's funeral when it comes up
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Midnight Voyager posted:poo poo, I guess I know why I basically can't draw anything except what I see and only while I am looking at it. My visualizer's broken. I don't think drawing is that related to how well you can visualize something with no external reference whatsoever. I always thought it was just a skill that develops over time if you're good at it. Like, put a cat right in front of me and it would still look like a 10 year old drew the cat in the end. I think the visualization thing is just a large miscommunication about what people mean by "visualize". For example, have some artist draw a picture of Keanu Reeves from memory without them having looked at a picture of him in the last few days or weeks, whatever. I would bet that no matter how good they are, the majority of people would have no idea it was supposed to be Keanu with no prompting. E: at least that's my expectation, maybe there's people out there who can perfectly remember what someone looks like in detail but I doubt it's very common, even among artists.
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AITA for making my husband be the bad guy? u/thegreengobshite quote:My husband John and I have two kids: Sarah and James, twins, age 3 (all fake names). quote:We've had blazing rows in the past because he's made misogynistic comments. quote:Edit - thanks for all the responses, plenty to think about here. I've always been aware that I'm more liberal than my husband but our differences are deeper than I thought so we have a lot of talking to do. Once again: the kid is 3
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# ? Jun 25, 2019 06:28 |
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I think your husband is doing a pretty good job making himself out to be the bad guy all by himself
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Vim Fuego posted:look at it this way: you can tell someone they don't matter to you until you're blue in the face & they might not get it. If you really want them to understand at a visceral level that you don't care even the slighest amount then you gotta grab an opportunity like skipping their mother's funeral when it comes up OP is doubling down in the comments too. She was like "I apologized and made him his favorite breakfast and he doesn't seem mad at me so we're good. You guys are being mean." If it's not a troll it's a fairly shocking display of narcissism
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:To this point I think it's the difference between memory and visualization. Even if a person could perfectly visualize to the level of a polaroid (I have no idea if they can) they'd have to also be able to remember those things well enough to picture them. So where to you the Polaroid is impressive not for what it allows you to recollect but for the visual detail and vividness, for others it might be the reverse. Yeah, like my visualization is quite strong but my memory is actually pretty lovely. I can picture my wife or close friends/family in vivid detail but a random actor or an acquaintance I see once a year is DragQueenofAngmar posted:i guess i'm way over on the other end of the spectrum, if i'm in a dark room with my eyes closed and there's not much external input i see images float in the dark on my eyelids, they are pretty clear and distinct but i can't "hold" them in my head on purpose, they sort of morph and change into new images based on my thought patterns and my own reactions and thoughts about what i'm "seeing." the changing could just be due to how fractured and tangential my thoughts are though; its like the random thoughts that i would think when seeing any real object or scene or person get to control the images and feed off of each other in a cycle. its really interesting to hear about everyone's internal experiences and how extremely different they are, even down to how sensations and thoughts are experienced! That's pretty wild! I think my visualization is pretty good but that's some next level poo poo. Even if I start to doze and enter theta the dreams I "see" are distinct from what my eyes see.
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