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therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

cumshitter posted:

I recently discovered day trading in a bull market. No, I don't know what short-term capital gains are. Obviously, this will last forever.

If he means recently, meaning the beginning of this year, he bought in at the dip and is mistaking his accidental market timing as investment acumen.

I am so conflicted about this post. I agree with the substance, but when I read "trading in a bull market" I was really hoping for something a little more on brand for superstar forums poster Cumshitter.

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Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

therobit posted:

I am so conflicted about this post. I agree with the substance, but when I read "trading in a bull market" I was really hoping for something a little more on brand for superstar forums poster Cumshitter.

Cucking isn't really a gay thing, from my understanding.

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

Beachcomber posted:

Cucking isn't really a gay thing, from my understanding.

Fine, let's call it a bear market instead.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Beachcomber posted:

Cucking isn't really a gay thing, from my understanding.

:wrong:

If you change the u to an o you have cocking.

Now u know.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

therobit posted:

I am so conflicted about this post. I agree with the substance, but when I read "trading in a bull market" I was really hoping for something a little more on brand for superstar forums poster Cumshitter.
Look, cumshitter is all about two things: making GBS threads cum, and being a high-powered finance guy. That post was 100% on brand.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
I think it's kind of relegated to relationships with huge age differences. Everyone likes and plays with the same equipment. There's no barrier to entry like with a straight guy who wants to see his partner get hosed.

Like why watch when I can join in.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Sagebrush posted:

The secret of the IQ test is that the numbers it gives you are all fake. The actual test is whether you brag about your results afterwards, and if you do, you're mentally disabled.

Well, one of the only things an IQ test is actually useful for (besides rating how good you are at IQ tests) is detecting people with severe mental disabilities. There are much better tests for that though. I think you may be right.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

therobit posted:

IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADA

:discourse:

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Boyfriend[M21]watches hentai and now I [F18]feel disgusted by him.

So, i actually found out a few months ago he watched hentai. Regular hentai is not bad in my opinion, but he watches the weird poo poo. Like perverted poo poo. He also watches weird porn of video game characters of video games I love, which makes me feel weird playing the games in front of him. I’ve tried to talk to him about it, basically just telling him I didn’t understand why he was into that kind of stuff, and he got extremely upset with me and said “so you want me to just stop masturbating?” Of course I said no but I just told him how disgusting it made me feel he was watching such things. He also seems to be way more into the hentai than sexual acts with me. When he masturbates to hentai he has “huge cums” and he moans loud and cums quick but with me, even sex, he acts so uninterested and takes ages to cum. I’ve gotten so insecure to the point I’ve stopped having sex with him. He masturbates to this stuff on average 3 times a day. I am seriously starting to become so unattracted to him. Is it just my fault for being like this? And when I say he’s into weird stuff, he watches Loli porn (the girls are dipected as kids), very skinny big titty girls, (I’m fat with small boobs) and sometimes even furry type stuff??

Edit: even all he followers on social media are hentai pages and hentai personalities..

TL:DR! My boyfriend is into weird hentai and I’m starting to become insecure and unattracted to him.

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

After years of not speaking, my (25F) dad (49M) suddenly showed up at my house because he found out I’m engaged.

Hello all, this is my first time posting here so I hope I explain this clearly! I’m looking for some advice.

Here is some background, sorry if it’s a little long. My dad and I have always had a strained relationship. He and my mom divorced when my brother and I were very little because he was an alcoholic with a violent temper. Though he wasn’t usually physical, he would frequently have outbursts where he would swear, call us names, and throw or break things. He was also way more aggressive with boys/men, so he treated my brother much worse than he treated me. He often threatened him, criticized him, and sometimes even smacked the back of his head and pushed him. To me he was much softer but would often push me and flick the top of my head very hard when I annoyed him. My brother and I were only 4 and 5 years old at this time. I believe he wasn’t more violent with us because we were so scared of his anger that we walked on eggshells and never confronted him about anything. Not to mention he was a pretty absent parent, refusing to pay child support and only seeing us when it suited him. He often made promises to take us to do fun things but never showed up.

Of course, we have many nice memories with him too because when he was happy he was great to be around. Typical abuser right? He could be very fun, loving, and funny. It’s just that it never lasted long. We rarely went a day without him flying into a rage about something.

As we got older, my brother and I started distancing ourselves from him, making excuses not to answer the phone or visit him. This made things worse because the lack of control made him freak out. Eventually, my brother cut him off completely because of some things he couldn’t forgive. My dad’s reaction was to drunkenly show up to my brothers work demanding to speak to him. Not long after this, he opened up several credit cards in my brother’s name and racked up a ton of debt that hosed up my brother’s credit score for years.

I still felt obligated to stay in contact with my dad for a few more years because we generally had a much better relationship than he and my brother, and I felt guilty that if I cut him off he would have no one else. However, I finally reached my breaking point and we haven’t spoken for about 6 years. In that time I began dating my boyfriend and we got engaged a few weeks ago. I’m assuming my dad found out from someone who saw our announcement on Facebook because we have no contact with each other.

So here’s what happened. Not long after getting engaged my fiancé and I went on vacation. When we were coming home I got a call from my mom saying that my dad was on my front porch waiting for me. He didn’t know I was out of town but he told my mom that when he heard about the engagement he had to come see me and meet my fiancé. (He lives about three hours away from me btw.) This sent me into a panic, so I told my mom to tell him that we were still several hours away and that I wouldn’t be able to see him. He took it well and left, but said he hoped that I would call him.

Here’s my issue, the fact that he showed up late at night with no warning pissed me off. He had multiple ways to contact me but he didn’t. He’s done this many times before and I believe it’s a tactic to catch us off-guard so we’re vulnerable and have to face him. This always works in his favor because he’s very physically intimidating. However, he always justifies it by acting like he’s just a passionate person and likes to handle things face to face. I hate it and I feel like it’s just another abusive behavior.

Despite all of this, I can’t help feeling a little guilty. His behavior has caused him to lose everyone in his life. He has no family or friends left and the idea of that makes me so sad even if he deserves it. Because I was the last one to cut him off, I feel this obligation to not leave him alone all over again. And I know that weddings make people all sentimental and the idea of not going to my wedding or meeting my fiancé is probably devastating for him. I just can’t help but feel conflicted. What do you guys think?

*TL;DR- After years of abusive behavior my dad and I stopped talking. Now that I’m engaged he expects to just come back into my life. Im not sure if I should give him a chance or not. *

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Smirking_Serpent posted:

Boyfriend[M21]watches hentai and now I [F18]feel disgusted by him.

...he watches Loli porn (the girls are dipected as kids)...

It's okay to feel disgusted by someone who watches child porn.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Megillah Gorilla posted:

It's okay to feel disgusted by someone who watches child porn.

shes a three thousand year old wizard dragon

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Haifisch posted:

Look, cumshitter is all about two things: making GBS threads cum, and being a high-powered finance guy. That post was 100% on brand.

Mirror universe 3O?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Smirking_Serpent posted:

Boyfriend[M21]watches hentai and now I [F18]feel disgusted by him.

The sears commercial about how its another scorcher and that they should call now, but with the police

ScentOfAnOtaku
Aug 25, 2006

I have no control, I just keep eating, and eating.

Smirking_Serpent posted:

After years of not speaking, my (25F) dad (49M) suddenly showed up at my house because he found out I’m engaged.

Hello all, this is my first time posting here so I hope I explain this clearly! I’m looking for some advice.

Here is some background, sorry if it’s a little long. My dad and I have always had a strained relationship. He and my mom divorced when my brother and I were very little because he was an alcoholic with a violent temper. Though he wasn’t usually physical, he would frequently have outbursts where he would swear, call us names, and throw or break things. He was also way more aggressive with boys/men, so he treated my brother much worse than he treated me. He often threatened him, criticized him, and sometimes even smacked the back of his head and pushed him. To me he was much softer but would often push me and flick the top of my head very hard when I annoyed him. My brother and I were only 4 and 5 years old at this time. I believe he wasn’t more violent with us because we were so scared of his anger that we walked on eggshells and never confronted him about anything. Not to mention he was a pretty absent parent, refusing to pay child support and only seeing us when it suited him. He often made promises to take us to do fun things but never showed up.

Of course, we have many nice memories with him too because when he was happy he was great to be around. Typical abuser right? He could be very fun, loving, and funny. It’s just that it never lasted long. We rarely went a day without him flying into a rage about something.

As we got older, my brother and I started distancing ourselves from him, making excuses not to answer the phone or visit him. This made things worse because the lack of control made him freak out. Eventually, my brother cut him off completely because of some things he couldn’t forgive. My dad’s reaction was to drunkenly show up to my brothers work demanding to speak to him. Not long after this, he opened up several credit cards in my brother’s name and racked up a ton of debt that hosed up my brother’s credit score for years.

I still felt obligated to stay in contact with my dad for a few more years because we generally had a much better relationship than he and my brother, and I felt guilty that if I cut him off he would have no one else. However, I finally reached my breaking point and we haven’t spoken for about 6 years. In that time I began dating my boyfriend and we got engaged a few weeks ago. I’m assuming my dad found out from someone who saw our announcement on Facebook because we have no contact with each other.

So here’s what happened. Not long after getting engaged my fiancé and I went on vacation. When we were coming home I got a call from my mom saying that my dad was on my front porch waiting for me. He didn’t know I was out of town but he told my mom that when he heard about the engagement he had to come see me and meet my fiancé. (He lives about three hours away from me btw.) This sent me into a panic, so I told my mom to tell him that we were still several hours away and that I wouldn’t be able to see him. He took it well and left, but said he hoped that I would call him.

Here’s my issue, the fact that he showed up late at night with no warning pissed me off. He had multiple ways to contact me but he didn’t. He’s done this many times before and I believe it’s a tactic to catch us off-guard so we’re vulnerable and have to face him. This always works in his favor because he’s very physically intimidating. However, he always justifies it by acting like he’s just a passionate person and likes to handle things face to face. I hate it and I feel like it’s just another abusive behavior.

Despite all of this, I can’t help feeling a little guilty. His behavior has caused him to lose everyone in his life. He has no family or friends left and the idea of that makes me so sad even if he deserves it. Because I was the last one to cut him off, I feel this obligation to not leave him alone all over again. And I know that weddings make people all sentimental and the idea of not going to my wedding or meeting my fiancé is probably devastating for him. I just can’t help but feel conflicted. What do you guys think?

*TL;DR- After years of abusive behavior my dad and I stopped talking. Now that I’m engaged he expects to just come back into my life. Im not sure if I should give him a chance or not. *

He took a bunch of credit cards out in their brother's name, loving up his credit for years, so look forward to that down the line I guess. I wish it was taught to people that family does not equal free pass.

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



(40F) want my stepson (22M) to move out but my husband (40M) wont make him

quote:

My husband and I have been married since his son was 18. We have younger children living with us also (his/mine/ours). I'm no longer comfortable with my stepson living here but my husband is against kicking him out. I'm really angry at both my husband and stepson at this point and feel trapped in this situation. I'd actually love to hear that I'm overreacting so I can just try to deal with it and move on, so if you see that please say so.

We have had a ton of issues with him, some are household issues, lying, breaking rules etc but some really make me uncomfortable having him around the other kids anymore. At first it was trouble with him going into our younger girls (10-15) rooms at night to talk with them after everyone had gone to bed. Then finding out from my oldest daughter that he was actually coming home drunk and trying to talk to them about his problems. To me he is too old to be leaning on children like that and it really creeped me out to find out he was doing that. I got really upset about it and my husband finally insisted he not go in their rooms anymore.

Then my 11 year old stepdaughter came to us to say she felt uncomfortable around her brother because he had grabbed her shoulders and kissed her on the mouth and she had seen him do the same thing to the 10 year old. My husband confronted him about this and he insisted it was in a joking way both times. The 11 year old very obviously didnt feel like it was a joke and was very nervous telling. I want to give my stepson the benefit of the doubt but I cant just dismiss it as a "joke" either, especially combined with the wierd room thing. My husband told him not to do that again and thinks that everything's fine now because it's been a few months he hasn't done it again. My husband insists they're just an affectionate family.

I do NOT think everything is fine. I worry about the kids constantly at night. I try to avoid him and keep the kids away from him during the day. The 11 year old has become withdrawn and started acting out. I've brought up having stepson move out with my husband many many times and he just wont budge. I'm trying to be understanding but I'm at a point where I'm considering separating from my husband over this.

TL;DR My stepson has concerning behavior, husband thinks it's no big deal but I'm worried and I dont know what to do.

:murder: the stepson and husband.

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

invest ell pup

Barudak
May 7, 2007

How many goddamn daughters from 10-15 do you ha- wait answer that question once you move out of the house and divorce your husband who is covering for his pedo son.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

bell jar posted:

vulpine pelts

You monster.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Barudak posted:

How many goddamn daughters from 10-15 do you ha- wait answer that question once you move out of the house and divorce your husband who is covering for his pedo son.

Yeah, getting out is step one and do it NOW.

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Barudak posted:

How many goddamn daughters from 10-15 do you ha- wait answer that question once you move out of the house and divorce your husband who is covering for his pedo son.

She says she has two daughters, 15 and ???, the 10& 11 y/os are the husband's daughters. She wants to split, but doesn't want to bail on the 10 & 11 (or the kids she has with the husband being exposed to the loving creep).

She is even considering calling CPS on her own family over this insanity.

Xik
Mar 10, 2011

Dinosaur Gum

Haifisch posted:

AITA for Telling My Family I Wanna Be a Kid Forever

This seems like the least offensive manchild post, especially with dude apparently buying replacement appliances and poo poo and parents actually happy he is there (assuming that's actually true)? But dear god man, have some loving self respect. Just save up that huge income you're bragging about and buy a man cave apartment so you can play video games alone for the rest of your life.

LadyPictureShow posted:

(40F) want my stepson (22M) to move out but my husband (40M) wont make him

:murder: the stepson and husband.

Um... You're not overreacting friend. You need to go straight to :sever:. I'd suggest :murder: but then your kids would be without you while you serve time. Just hosed up all around.

DeadMansSuspenders
Jan 10, 2012

I wanna be your left hand man

Me [22 M] with my college roommate [21 F] became intimate a few months ago and I caught her sneaking her ex-boyfriend into her room at night.

quote:

I began to have feelings for my female roommate and she told me she felt the same way about me. We became intimate and shared many nights together in either of our rooms, which were down the hall from one another. We weren't officially dating one another, but we may as well have. Think "500 Days Of Summer" kind of "dating".

One night I invited her out with my friends for a event in the town and throughout the night, she was acting very distant and distracted towards me. Periodically, she would be checking her phone for missed calls or texts. Around midnight, I asked her if everything was alright and she told me her female friend was waiting to stop by our place to visit her. It was already getting late, so we agreed to call it a night and head back to our house(be rude to keep her friend waiting).

Back at the house, I do my usual routine of romantic teasing and what-not, maybe go in for a kiss or two since her friend wasn't there yet, but oddly she wasn't having any of it tonight. I figured she must be having "one of those days", and I didn't think too much of it. I tell her goodnight and to tell her friend I said hi. She smiles and tells me goodnight and we both go into our own respected rooms. Looks like no hanky panky tonight.

In my room, I turn my light off and attempt to fall asleep, but something about the way she behaved tonight began to make me feel unease. Car headlights flash through my window and I hear the sound of a car park in front of the house. I take a peak out my window, expecting to see her female friends car, but instead it was a car I didn't recognize. From outside my door with the hall lights turned off, I can hear quiet footsteps. They slowly race down the hall, down the stairs, and slowly I hear the front door open. I peek outside my window to see my female roommate, gleefully walking towards the unknown car and opening it's door, which reveals a man, not her female friend. She grabs his hand and happily drags him towards the house. I now recognize this man's face as her ex-boyfriend(they dated for seven years, broke up two years ago, and are presently "just friends"). In the darkness outside my door, I hear two sets of footsteps and whispers climbing the stairs, down the hallway, and eventually I hear her room door close.

Thousands of thoughts and emotions rush into me. Is this seriously happening?! Did she sneak her ex into her room?! Are they having sex right now?! Under the same roof as I'm sleeping in?! Should I breakdown her door?! Should I be angry?! Am I imagining this?!

At this point, I'm a mixture of fury and reason. Perhaps he just needed a place to stay. If she is currently sleeping with him, she's an adult and it's her decision. What I do know, is that I can't stand to be in the same house as her right now and I found a place to sleep at my friends. When I came home the following morning, his car was still in front of the house and he was still in her room. I assumed she slept with her ex that night and I proceeded to ignore her completely, despite her worrying calls and texts, until I was calm enough to speak to her about the matter.

After a few weeks, I confronted her about why I was angry and ignoring her and she knew why from the get-go. That's woman's intuition for ya. She told me I was being stupid and that her ex-boyfriend was driving by to visit his parents the town over, and needed a place to crash since it was getting late. She was waiting for her female friend to drop him off, but he insisted he decided to drive himself. He slept on her room floor and she slept on her bed, alone.

I feel like an idiot, but at the same time, everyone I told this story to, male and female, told me she did sleep with him that night and she was lying to me. I don't know what to believe. I don't know if I should stay with her.

Therefore I ask you brilliant minds of Reddit, what do you think? And what should I do?

tl;dr: Became intimate with my female roommate. Mutual feelings for one another. She secretly snuck her ex-bf into her room at midnight. Confronted her about it. She says nothing happened. I don't know if I should believe/stay with her.

DeadMansSuspenders
Jan 10, 2012

I wanna be your left hand man

Me [17 M] on how to deal with my parents [45M] & [44F] On getting a Job, while I already make far more than minimum wage.

quote:

I am 17M incoming Senior in High School, already accepted into a pretty good college with a large scholarship. I am a programmer and I'm drat good at it. I started out taking odd jobs around the internet (mostly coding minecraft plugins), but have evolved into making stuff for a few select people on a regular basis, while still taking odd jobs and coding minecraft plugins (it's fun).

My older brother (25M) is done college, and worked his rear end off during summers between his Junior year of High school to Sophmore year of collge and made poo poo wages (between $7.50 and $9 an hour). He is rather successful now and is getting married next month (yay). My parents want me to turn out just like him and be successful, and the only way they think that will happen is if I get a normal job working 40 hours a week.

To lay out some numbers, I work anywhere between 20 and 80 hours per week on my stuff (depends on what I am doing, how many jobs I can land, and what I feel like doing) and averaging it all out I never make less than $12/hr. and its usually around $17-$20 an hour and tops out around $32 an hour. I work in the comfort of my own home.

My parents believe that all I do on the computer is play video games, and all this money I'm making is imaginary as they say "Nobody would pay a kid that much money to do dumb stuff" they think what I do is imaginary and that I'm making it all up and its just a cover for my video game addiction. Even after I show them my rapidly increasing bank account (Hovering around the $10k mark by now) and playtime on steam, they still refuse to believe me. They think anything done on the computer is a waste of time and that it's just gaming because I own a "Gaming Computer" a Rig I build myself almost 5 years ago, that can hardly even play modern games.

They are making me get a job at the local fast food resturant they have a friend that owns. I'll make $7.50 an hour and have to work long night shifts (Store closes at 1AM) and I'm super not into that. They say that I need money for college and a real job is a nessessity. Even though I sometimes make 5 times that amount and I'm going to school for Computer Science.

Since I've been refusing they have cracked down on me, saying that I don't get out enough (I totally do as I either am working or going out with friends), and that I'm addicted to video games (my steam account has 4 hours in the last 2 weeks). And started limiting the amount of time I am allowed to use my own computer. Today they made me get off after 2 hours of work. I had a friend take me to the local library and took my laptop and got some work done, but it's killing my business.

I know I could easily move out at age 18 (I think it might even be legal at 17 in my area, but I turn 18 in less than 2 months anyway) and support myself perfectly fine, but I love my parents and don't want to pull that poo poo unless its absolutely necessary. It would destroy my parents and I come from a super tight, super religious family where the last kid who moved out on their parents isn't even acknowledged by my grandparents anymore (No invites to Thanksgiving, Easter, or Christmas Eve dinners, even took them off the picture wall).So moving out probably isnt the smartest idea if I ever want to see/talk to my extended family ever again.

Please how to I show my parents that I'm a functioning member of society and that I am making money for college, and that using the computer is a real job!

TL;DR Parents are forcing me to get a minimum wage job, because they think me coding for money on the internet is fake even though I make way more money and prove it to them.
Many comments are telling him to move out, and he is considering it.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Yeah my life kind of resembles the film Falling Down, but thats not really relevant to my question about why my ex-wife is being such a bitch

Xik
Mar 10, 2011

Dinosaur Gum

LadyPictureShow posted:

(40F) want my stepson (22M) to move out but my husband (40M) wont make him

I guess this shouldn't come as a surprise, but this thread is a poo poo show.

I mean of course there is a loving redditor suggesting he hasn't done anything wrong "yet" and it's none of the step moms business.

Also the pedo son went to a therapist, was put on anti-depressants, but the dad found them, flipped out and threw them away. His problems were apparently "too much" for a mental health hotline.

The original mum abandoned the kids when they were separated, neither dad or old mum "believes" in therapy. Also "She told her son that hes pretending to be depressed and tells her daughters that if they dont act happy around her all the time they dont love her."

These girls don't stand a loving chance unless newmom leaves and by some miracle somehow gets sole custody, including the kids that aren't hers.....

op posted:

Agreed. I'm considering seperation over it. Unfortunately that doesnt solve the whole problem and would only protect my two daughters (who were not assaulted) not my stepchildren (who were) or the very young children I share with my husband. They would be stuck here with their brother as long as he continues to live in the home. Its a terrible situation.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Barudak posted:

The sears commercial about how its another scorcher and that they should call now, but with the police

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

DeadMansSuspenders posted:

Me [22 M] with my college roommate [21 F] became intimate a few months ago and I caught her sneaking her ex-boyfriend into her room at night.

she's a rapist b/c op clearly lacks sufficient mental capacity to give consent

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

snergle posted:

have fun in jail :byewhore:

Yeah. Assuming America, 'I'm currently dating a 16 year old' would be legal in some states but 'I dated a 15 year old' is illegal across the board and iirc 'she lied about her age' isn't actually a valid defence. Good job literally admitting to child molestation on the internet, dude.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

chitoryu12 posted:

So I went to the "I can't break up!!!" girl's profile and man this is a loving mess.

Boyfriend getting messages from other girls and name calling


Is it worth staying with my boyfriend


I’m scared my boyfriend [M17] is cutting because of our relationship


My relationship with my boyfriend (M18) is making me upset, but i’m not sure why?


My [17F] boyfriend [17M] has yet to ask me to prom, is it selfish to expect a promposal?


This is just a few of the posts she's made over the last 5 months. Every single post she's ever made on Reddit is "Should I break up with my extremely abusive crazy boyfriend?" and the answer just keeps being "YES" from everyone.

How is the boyfriend simultaneously 16, 17 and 18?

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


LadyPictureShow posted:

(40F) want my stepson (22M) to move out but my husband (40M) wont make him


:murder: the stepson and husband.
loving hell, this is one of the most horrible ones posted here.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
There's almost certainly actionable content on that manchild's computer.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
I've been slowly catching up on like 50 pages of this thread and I can't decide if dad who feels like he can't possibly bond with his gay son because he doesn't like girls and needs a new replacement son who likes boobs just like him or the lady who refuses to go to court over child support after having sex with her ex and some random dude at a bar who couldn't cum and just wants money under the table for some reason is worse. I'll keep reading...

Actually, the answer is the always disturbing numerous posts about adult men dating teenage girls is the saddest thing. Kill all men forever.

Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 13:18 on Jun 26, 2019

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Also someone should contact the skinny dude who provokes everyone into a fight and turn his life into the next big Netflix comedy.

Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 13:24 on Jun 26, 2019

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Pinecone Sample posted:

META: Warning for all posters: what happens in AITA does not stay in AITA!

Wow, rude, how could people do that

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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Smirking_Serpent posted:

Boyfriend[M21]watches hentai and now I [F18]feel disgusted by him.

very skinny big titty girls, (I’m fat with small boobs) and sometimes even furry type stuff??


Sounds like sour grapes to me

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

TIFU by getting caught giving my boyfriend a blowjob (NSFW)

quote:

First time poster in this sub, so sorry for any mistakes. I’ve been sitting on this story for awhile because a piece of me dies every time I think about it. Last week, my boyfriend and I made plans to see each other because we had not seen each other for almost a month. The original plan was to grab food somewhere and hangout, but last minute his mom invites me to dinner. We go to his house and have dinner there and we just decide to stay in and watch a movie. We’re all sitting on the couch when his mom excuses herself to go to bed. It’s then just my boyfriend and I and we obviously start getting a little handsy. We were making out and I then decided it would be a good idea to give him a blowjob. In my head, I fooled myself into thinking nobody would come into the living room, but I was stupidly wrong. In the midst of it, I open my eyes and I see his younger brother come around the corner and he sees my face. My face, dick in mouth. I quickly shoot up and sit on the couch and my boyfriend tucks himself away and we just all stare at each other. His brother stands there for a few seconds and then does a 180 back to his room. At this point I am so mortified, I run to the door and try collecting my things so I can go home. My boyfriend and I panic for awhile because we’re worried his brother might say something. And also the entire situation is just really embarrassing. Fast forward to today, my boyfriend gave his brother money and told me he wouldn’t say anything. His brother now just has major blackmail material on us, but I really don’t care. It’s better than his mom finding out I was defacing her couch and home.

Tl;dr: My boyfriend’s younger brother caught us midst blowjob and we are now indebted to him for life

Dazerbeams
Jul 8, 2009

Unless the family is anti-sex, the brother will make himself look like a creep if he says anything.

Pinecone Sample
Oct 12, 2010

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AITA for not taking my little brother to an Anime Convention?

quote:

So, I'm a cosplayer going to anime expo in July and I really don't want to take my 12 year old brother. He's begging me over and over but I just say no. It isn't because he's young or anything he's just a massive perv. I don't want him making my cosplay friends, or female cosplayers in general uncomfortable. He has no filter and I'm afraid he'll saying weird things to them. He loves anime a ton but AITA for telling him no?

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Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Dazerbeams posted:

Unless the family is anti-sex, the brother will make himself look like a creep if he says anything.

Yeah, this was my thought. Getting a blowjob on the family couch isn't the classiest move ever, but "my adult brother was getting a consensual blowjob from his adult girlfriend!" is some seriously weaksauce "blackmail fodder." (I'm assuming from the way this is written that these two are adults, anyway.)

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