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I have an actual relationship issue and I almost just made a reddit post about it. Then I remembered 1) SA would find it and make fun of me 2) I would have absolutely no faith in the advice I was given, because reddit is populated by children and idiots. What's like, an actual good place to turn for advice? A therapist or something?
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 08:36 |
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# ? Jun 12, 2024 16:34 |
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Imagine hiding away in a room on a weekend for a five hour wankathon lmao.Hellblazer187 posted:I have an actual relationship issue and I almost just made a reddit post about it. Then I remembered 1) SA would find it and make fun of me 2) I would have absolutely no faith in the advice I was given, because reddit is populated by children and idiots. My PMs.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 08:37 |
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Pissflaps posted:My PMs. lol. I just made an appointment with my therapist to talk about my issue. It's a three week wait though.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 08:44 |
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Pissflaps posted:Imagine hiding away in a room on a weekend for a five hour wankathon lmao. Hell, I'm boggled that the OP is like 'I'd be okay with a three-hour tugfest, but 4-5 hours? That's too much!'
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 08:45 |
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Dearest Hellblazer, Open the relationship and report back in 6 months Sincerely, QuarkJets p.s. that'll be 200 dollars
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 08:45 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for not wanting my husband to masturbate for hours at a time?
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 08:45 |
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My Lovely Horse posted:Jesus, the noise alone would drive you insane Like a jackpot at the nickel slots for five hours straight
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 08:49 |
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Hellblazer187 posted:I have an actual relationship issue and I almost just made a reddit post about it. Then I remembered 1) SA would find it and make fun of me 2) I would have absolutely no faith in the advice I was given, because reddit is populated by children and idiots. It's a relationship question though so based on this thread there's a 90% chance the answer is (45% because you're bad for them, 45% because they're bad for you)
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 08:51 |
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:The biggest purpose of advice (unless you genuinely have no idea) isn't to do what you're told, it's to listen to it, think critically, and then make your own decision. You're going to do whatever you want to do anyway, but advice saves you from blindly following impulse and gives you a chance to reflect on other options/possibilities you may not have considered. For most purposes reddit is probably fine for that. Its ratio of good advice to bad advice may not be so hot, but it's should be good enough for you to find the good advice. If that doesn't work or your issue is more complex then yeah a therapist or trusted friend. You just want more content for the thread.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 08:54 |
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The Anonymous Confessions thread maybe, though you've kinda given the game away now.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 09:16 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:The Anonymous Confessions thread maybe, though you've kinda given the game away now. Yeah, I would really be looking for something OUTSIDE of SA. I've given way too much personal information on this stupid forum as is. I'll just wait the three weeks and talk to my therapist or we'll resolve the issue on our own or we'll get a divorce or I'll kill myself to avoid having to make a decision about anything. Any of those is preferable to ridicule on SA.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 09:20 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for not wanting my husband to masturbate for hours at a time?
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 09:35 |
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Is she married to a spider monkey?
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 09:37 |
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He's gonna give himself a Rusty Venture.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 10:22 |
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Hellblazer187 posted:I have an actual relationship issue and I almost just made a reddit post about it. Then I remembered 1) SA would find it and make fun of me 2) I would have absolutely no faith in the advice I was given, because reddit is populated by children and idiots. How good is your story? Just post it already.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 10:23 |
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I (16M) don’t know how to read signals that she (15f) could possibly be sending me because I feel that she’s trollingquote:I’m trying to keep this as short as possible, I’m kinda infatuated/really like with a girl that I know from my church.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 10:32 |
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She said "suck my dick"? Wat?
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 10:48 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for not wanting my husband to masturbate for hours at a time? My life is boring and my time is worthless but I still have better things to do then masturbate for four hours at a time. Get a loving hobby dude, jesus.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 10:54 |
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4-5 times a week, no less! Some weeks this dude is putting in a 25-hour dick week. 5 more hours and Pornhub would have to offer him health insurance.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 10:57 |
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It's all about edging while searching for the perfect story/video/picture because heaven forbid your orgasm should be suboptimal. The constant dopamine makes time fly.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 11:09 |
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:I (16M) don’t know how to read signals that she (15f) could possibly be sending me because I feel that she’s trolling
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 11:21 |
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Normal brain: addressing a teacher "mom" in front of the whole class Expanding brain: answering "you too" to a waitress wishing me a tasty meal Galaxy brain: saying "only little kids do that" when my crush says she loves putting things in her mouth 7th Chakra opening brain: answering "no, you!" to a girl telling me to suck her dick
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 13:19 |
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Didn't we have another story of a guy who's descended into full-time masturbation and getting into increasingly depraved porn and it's probably a symptom of a medical issue up to and including a brain tumor?
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 13:34 |
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Palpek posted:Normal brain: addressing a teacher "mom" in front of the whole class I mean, as far as responses go, it's up there with hitting "Go gently caress yourself!" with "gently caress me yourself you coward!"
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 13:55 |
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Antivehicular posted:4-5 times a week, no less! Some weeks this dude is putting in a 25-hour dick week. 5 more hours and Pornhub would have to offer him health insurance. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euI3v2jpTlI
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 14:05 |
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cumshitter posted:Student: Is there an essential meaning behind POEE [Def: ??]? Just stopping in from four pages ago to say that you are a goddamn national treasure, and I love you.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 15:25 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for pretending I'm poor to my kid? This actually really fucks up your kid, thanks
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 15:32 |
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Pick posted:This actually really fucks up your kid, thanks oof yeah, i must've skipped right over the "if we buy your snack we can't buy food!" bit. that's definitely hosed up. like, you don't have to be disingenuous to your kid to not have them grow up a spoiled rich poo poo, christ
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 15:37 |
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nankeen posted:these authentic young love stories are my favourite, teens are just so bizarre By then he'll totally be like Oh Hey I Like You.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 15:57 |
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Haifisch posted:WIBTA if I made meals my family doesn’t like? This entire household has a really hosed up relationship with food and they all need therapy.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 16:10 |
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Penis having goons, is that even possible, to wank that much? gently caress, I would think chafing would be a thing.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 16:27 |
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It's olympic level edging probably? Or maybe he's really indecisive when to shoot his load, and nothing on pornhub just hits the spot?
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 16:36 |
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He's playing Fortnite for 4.9 hours and then jacking off because he wants to get away from his wife.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 16:50 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for pretending I'm poor to my kid? "I never meant to cause my kid stress" *Tells kid that if they buy him ice cream they they will be broke and end up living under a bridge*
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 16:51 |
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Wouldn’t it be more effective to show him that having money doesn’t mean spending it. Lying and depriving him is just gonna breed resentment and that kid he s gonna binge when he gets money.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 16:52 |
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The_Franz posted:"I never meant to cause my kid stress" My family was legit that kind of poor and while yeah it was a bit stressful for me being vaguely aware of family finances and budget when I was a tween on the other hand I grew up way more responsible with money than basically anyone I knew and was never a kid to throw tantrums for not getting the toys/treats he wanted so it's kind of a wash. In college and heck even now it was a huge boon to me to be better with money. I will never not be bewildered when I see people complaining about being broke all the time that spend 50 bucks a week on coffee and danishes. I got a coworker with a dying car that's stressed about whether or not they can swap it out for a new one because they dunno if they could afford car payments, they're low level management that makes like 2x what most of the low employees make and get uber eats for dinner every night.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 16:57 |
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Xik posted:My life is boring and my time is worthless but I still have better things to do then masturbate for four hours at a time. Get a loving hobby dude, jesus. I like to think that he's secretly working on a hobby and saying he's masturbating to work undisturbed. He's putting together a jigsaw puzzle with pornhub on in the background.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 16:59 |
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ArbitraryC posted:My family was legit that kind of poor and while yeah it was a bit stressful for me being vaguely aware of family finances and budget when I was a tween on the other hand I grew up way more responsible with money than basically anyone I knew and was never a kid to throw tantrums for not getting the toys/treats he wanted so it's kind of a wash. In college and heck even now it was a huge boon to me to be better with money. I will never not be bewildered when I see people complaining about being broke all the time that spend 50 bucks a week on coffee and danishes. I got a coworker with a dying car that's stressed about whether or not they can swap it out for a new one because they dunno if they could afford car payments, they're low level management that makes like 2x what most of the low employees make and get uber eats for dinner every night. Oh my god people like you really exist. I thought they where just parodies to make fun of boomers.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 17:00 |
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I'm just amazed they said "coffee and danishes", not smashed avodacos.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 17:05 |
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# ? Jun 12, 2024 16:34 |
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Megillah Gorilla posted:I'm just amazed they said "coffee and danishes", not smashed avodacos. Coffees and danishes where the avocados of the 90s
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