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Vorpal Cat
Mar 19, 2009

Oh god what did I just post?

Did you know the leading cause of death among medieval and early modern map makers was gouging their own eyes out to try to make the pain stop.

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Vorpal Cat posted:

Did you know the leading cause of death among medieval and early modern map makers was gouging their own eyes out to try to make the pain stop.

Au contraire, it was a rewarding profession with year-round work.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Vorpal Cat posted:

Did you know the leading cause of death among medieval and early modern map makers was gouging their own eyes out to try to make the pain stop.

"Ugh, time for another 'here be dragons'"

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



The medieval thing to do was to declare yourself above mere representational map-making, and to claim that your work had deeper abstract and symbolic meaning:



See how Jerusalem is at the center of it all [leaning back medievalishly] my work here is done time to draw some more silly rabbits doing human things

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Phlegmish posted:

The medieval thing to do was to declare yourself above mere representational map-making, and to claim that your work had deeper abstract and symbolic meaning:



See how Jerusalem is at the center of it all [leaning back medievalishly] my work here is done time to draw some more silly rabbits doing human things

That's a nasty-lookin' boob right there.

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.
turn on your monitor

Subvisual Haze
Nov 22, 2003

The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.

I appreciate this graph for the Tide Pod color scheme.

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Phlegmish posted:

The medieval thing to do was to declare yourself above mere representational map-making, and to claim that your work had deeper abstract and symbolic meaning:



See how Jerusalem is at the center of it all [leaning back medievalishly] my work here is done time to draw some more silly rabbits doing human things

East is up on this map, right?

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Bongo Bill posted:

East is up on this map, right?

I think West is up

e: nm I misunderstood

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Bongo Bill posted:

East is up on this map, right?

Yeah it's literally orientated.

Zohar
Jul 14, 2013

Good kitty

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Delete this.

Tree Goat
May 24, 2009

argania spinosa

it still baffles me that this is like wikipedia house style for these kinds of import/export/production maps despite how obviously lovely they are

Tree Goat
May 24, 2009

argania spinosa
"hmmm i need to show about 40 numbers that range from 1-100. the best way to do this is obviously to pseudo-randomly cluster circles of differing sizes and colors around the capital city of each respective country"

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
I just realised that all it's representing is that the US is the top export market for Japan and how large other Japanese export markets are relative to it. Why not show absolute values and let the reader come to their own conclusions?

e. Someone clearly didn't bother finding out where Canberra is. That dot centred on Albury-Wodonga Wangaratta.

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Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

I just realised that all it's representing is that the US is the top export market for Japan and how large other Japanese export markets are relative to it. Why not show absolute values and let the reader come to their own conclusions?

e. Someone clearly didn't bother finding out where Canberra is. That dot centred on Albury-Wodonga Wangaratta.

Wangaratta could work. Literally every tiny inland town I lived in while growing up had its own story about "did you know they almost chose [insert our town name here] to be the capital of Australia??"

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
When you think about it, starbucks is basically the polar opposite of a coffee shop.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
In the future, not only saucers but all forms of plate will be a thing of the past.

mehall
Aug 27, 2010



That's the weirdest political compass I've seen in a while.

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



Why is the Starbucks quadrant raised up? Is there a Z axis somehow?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Starbucks wants to trick us into believing their quality and style are great, but in reality there is no intersection whatsoever between Starbucks and either of those categories.

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.



jjack229
Feb 14, 2008
Articulate your needs. I'm here to listen.

That is an interesting graph that somewhat captures the flow of topics.

If they just wanted to show how much time was spent on each topic, there are certainly better formats for that.

Also, I'm assuming the size of the dot is long they talked about the topic, or something like that.

Leviathan Song
Sep 8, 2010

Kaethela posted:

Why is the Starbucks quadrant raised up? Is there a Z axis somehow?

I was just thinking, why is it recessed? It's probably raised up to show how great it is but, I like my first vision better.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

jjack229 posted:

Also, I'm assuming the size of the dot is long they talked about the topic, or something like that.

That doesn't work. There are clusters of dots on top of each other for one and more candidates. What the hell could it possibly mean? Did they talk over each other, while someone also did a ventriloquist act with a Trump puppet? At around 37 minutes de Blasio manages to speak about immigration in three voices simultaneously!

jjack229
Feb 14, 2008
Articulate your needs. I'm here to listen.

Paladinus posted:

That doesn't work. There are clusters of dots on top of each other for one and more candidates. What the hell could it possibly mean? Did they talk over each other, while someone also did a ventriloquist act with a Trump puppet? At around 37 minutes de Blasio manages to speak about immigration in three voices simultaneously!

I realized that too after I posted. Each dot is a sentence (or paragraph, or single thought), and the size is number of words in that sentence? But still don't know why they are stacked vertically, instead of sequentially in time.

I didn't watch the debate, maybe it was everyone talking at once.

AnoHito
May 8, 2014

jjack229 posted:

I realized that too after I posted. Each dot is a sentence (or paragraph, or single thought), and the size is number of words in that sentence? But still don't know why they are stacked vertically, instead of sequentially in time.

I didn't watch the debate, maybe it was everyone talking at once.

Everyone was talking over each other quite a few times, but I don't remember anyone managing to talk over themselves.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Kaethela posted:

Why is the Starbucks quadrant raised up? Is there a Z axis somehow?

It's probably part of some business school lecture and the teacher is using SB as an example how you can pick a niche which helps your brand to stand out.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

jjack229 posted:

I realized that too after I posted. Each dot is a sentence (or paragraph, or single thought), and the size is number of words in that sentence? But still don't know why they are stacked vertically, instead of sequentially in time.

I didn't watch the debate, maybe it was everyone talking at once.

Probably so the individual dots can be larger and more visible.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
Whoever made that coffee shop graph hasn't been in a coffee shop in a while, they're "stylish" as gently caress these days (white tile, natural wood, mustaches).

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Until Starbucks got big and everybody started drinking espresso drinks "Coffee Shop" just meant something like "Diner," except maybe a little more upscale I guess? They served coffee, of course, but just plain ordinary drip brew.

Honestly that still what it means to me. A place that specializes in coffee is a cafe or a coffeehouse.

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

There are a few old style coffee shops around but they are special and rare these days.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Kaethela posted:

Why is the Starbucks quadrant raised up? Is there a Z axis somehow?

That represents “The Sheer Cliff of Value”.

P. 56

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Tree Goat
May 24, 2009

argania spinosa

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Until Starbucks got big and everybody started drinking espresso drinks "Coffee Shop" just meant something like "Diner," except maybe a little more upscale I guess? They served coffee, of course, but just plain ordinary drip brew.

Honestly that still what it means to me. A place that specializes in coffee is a cafe or a coffeehouse.

terminology for stuff like this is highly regional, OP

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Is this a creepy pasta chart? What the

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

Fathis Munk posted:

Is this a creepy pasta chart? What the

It's how you rules-lawyer an unhappy Japanese spirit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuchisake-onna

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Fathis Munk posted:

Is this a creepy pasta chart? What the
It's an old Japanese ghost/story, a la ghost hitchhiker but not one herself
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuchisake-onna

efb etc

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Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

tight aspirations posted:

It's how you rules-lawyer an unhappy Japanese spirit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuchisake-onna

Also, like every Japanese spirit, they are vulnerable to puns.

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