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Goa Tse-tung posted:yeah, oliwan saw a house Look, if you’re just going to talk about myths.
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Randler posted:Als jemand der schon von einige „Kriege“ indirekt oder direkt profitiert hatte, möchte ich meine langjährigen Erfahrungen hier mit euch teilen. Denn im Endeffekt gibt es unterschiedlich attraktive Zeitpunkte um einzusteigen. Did you get that from a tinder profile and how did you swipe?
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"We totally have neonazis handled" says man who thought Maaßen was a good fit for leading the Verfassungsschutz. quote:Bundesinnenminister Horst Seehofer (CSU) hat die Arbeit der deutschen Sicherheitsbehörden verteidigt. "Wir sind nicht auf dem rechten Auge blind", sagte Seehofer vor dem Hintergrund des mutmaßlich rechtsextremistisch motivierten Mordes an dem Kasseler Regierungspräsidenten Walter Lübcke. Seehofer besuchte am Dienstagvormittag das Gemeinsame Extremismus- und Terrorismusabwehrzentrums (GETZ) von Verfassungsschutz und Bundeskriminalamt in Köln.
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System Metternich posted:https://twitter.com/kevinrizor/status/1145967027556880386?s=21 I'll take any excuse to post BOLT THROWER https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-ssrpexU1o
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System Metternich posted:https://twitter.com/kevinrizor/status/1145967027556880386?s=21 https://twitter.com/_lakra_/status/1146005062310907904?s=19 
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Uschi wird jawohl nicht die Flinte ins Korn werfen?!?
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Niedersachsen, halt auch moralisch schief und krummgewachsen. 
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Ist das jetzt der dritte oder schon der vierte Verteidigungsminister, der auf merkwürdige Weise vom Posten geschoben wird? Mann, die Korruption in der zivilen Führung ist wohl unbesiegbar. 
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lol jesus christ Bei Tusk in den Replies entsteht gerade eine wundervolle Querfront: https://twitter.com/eucopresident/status/1146102183034785792 Hab immerhin einen gesehen, der es gut findet
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http://royalcentral.co.uk/europe/archduke-karl-von-habsburg-proposed-as-president-of-the-european-commission-125172#disqus_thread Step aside Uschi get wet and horny HRE fans
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I think it is a good thing that the nobility starts to leave their manors and re-enters politics. And the EU should definitely give them a platform. Or, even better, a scaffold.
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System Metternich posted:https://twitter.com/kevinrizor/status/1145967027556880386?s=21 It's Dutch and a dummy. Apparently there is a recon exercise going on where they have to spot stuff like that. There should be instructors hidden nearby, keeping out of sight so the trainees can't just spot the instructors instead of the equipment. That's what the Dutch news is reporting.
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So glad to see our Reservemutti to finally give up on her aspirations on getting anywhere successfully. Her replacing Weber as candidate will be the crowning achievement of her career, although I'm uncertain how she wants to do that job in Teilzeit. Can't wait to hear who will become Oberbefehlshaber next! 
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Goons Are Great posted:Can't wait to hear who will become Oberbefehlshaber next! 
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Goons Are Great posted:Can't wait to hear who will become Oberbefehlshaber next!  D̶i̭͇̱̳̦͝e̸͔̪̝ͅ ͍̘͠P͇̩̲͎͉͟r͙͎̙̖̘o̰͓̮̭͠ph̡͈̪͈̱͓̹e̶̠z͙͘e̠̦͖i̬͖ͅu̦̼̬̗͍͈̭͞n̜̥͕g̹̹̰̣͟ ͏̲͙͖͔͚̪̺b҉e̠̪̩̪͔͙w̺̠̱͎͞ͅa̫h͓̠̯r̤̫͎̼̝ẖ̺̭̤̫ei͕̠̘͝t̻̼͔̗̲̻e̞̞̮̳t̢̥͚͓͈͎͍̮ ͎s͍̲̳̠̣͡ͅi̻͙̙̪̥̗͎ć̠̤͚̹͇h͍̜̳̠.̙͚ ̬̯̳͎̮Ḓ͎͖̘͡e̸̩̝͍̰ṳ̺̫̦͜t̛̟̟̩̲s̻̼͈̗͚̀c̜̹̤͝h̯͍͇̠̤̤̱l͈͔̱͖̖͢ͅą̤̗͉ͅn͎̝̩̠̦̠̕d̛s͏̙͍̝͓̜͓̫ ̵̜͍̳̟S͇̦̫̦e͉͇̟̙e͙̝͈l̤͠e̩̘̠̕ṇ̢ ̯̱̭w͉e͝r̻̳d͈̱͎̳̟͡e͚̙̯̲̹̘͎n̛̘ ̟a͚̗̣͎͓̺u̠̬͙c̻͎̜̘͍h̻̟ ͇͎̭̳̞̠̗a̰̼̼͇m̠̳ ̜̮͈̬̣͞ͅHi̞̬͖̱n̖d͈̪ͅu̲̜k̛̖̳̥̣͇u̥s͚͔c̯h̬͔͈̪̗͚ͅ ̪̣̦̦v̩̫̟̭͖̫̠e͖͓̲͔̰r̥̮z҉͇͚e̟̣̹̯̙h͖͇r̠̣̠ͅt̡̤̫̺̺.̼͉̗̮͚ ̖Gla̲̗̪͇̯͈͖u͇̯̤̘b͏͕̮e̮̥͕ ̢̼̺̤̜̦̳-̜̥ ̧̹̺͎̲S͉͢i̝͙t̝̝t̴̟e̠̕ ̗͉͚̹̘̤-̴̻̹ ͓̰͕̭͉̲̣Ḥ̺̙͓͖̻̠e̠͈̼̮̲̲i̴m̤̠̬̻͍ḁ͉t̞͙
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Goons Are Great posted:So glad to see our Reservemutti to finally give up on her aspirations on getting anywhere successfully. Her replacing Weber as candidate will be the crowning achievement of her career, although I'm uncertain how she wants to do that job in Teilzeit. KT zu Guttenberg  His hero's journey is finally complete
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Goa Tse-tung posted:yeah, oliwan saw a house
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Goons Are Great posted:So glad to see our Reservemutti to finally give up on her aspirations on getting anywhere successfully. Her replacing Weber as candidate will be the crowning achievement of her career, although I'm uncertain how she wants to do that job in Teilzeit. I think it's a good time for HG maasen to return, staunch defender of our democracy, perfect match for the position given the political orientation of the average Bundeswehrsoldat. By now surely people have forgotten why they didn't like him the last time.
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BabyFur Denny posted:By now surely people have forgotten why they didn't like him the last time. Didn't he melt when the ark of the covenant was opened? 🤔
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We need to set up a commission to come up with a new name for new Ursula. "Eurouschi" is an Armutszeugnis for the German humor industry
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Ursel aus dem Reich? Man, I got nothing.
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Really, this should have had more time for preparation. She came up as a candidate, like, yesterday, how can we figure out a good joke in one day? Let's start working on something else though, because Flintenspahn does not roll off the tongue properly.
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Sereri posted:It's EUrsula from now on. Next! EWrsula (spoken english)
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IM BACK FROM FUSION!!!! it was cleansing for the mind and soul; nothing like raving for 6 days and nights in 35+ degree weather lol
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aphid_licker posted:Ursropänische Enion *Dril no tweet* Also someone explain this Regensburg OB thing to me. He got money from a dude but it's okay because part of the money he got was when it was ok and the other part of the money he got he didn't know it was illegal? And apparently he already suffered enough because he went to jail? Which means he was guilty but got no punishment and apparently that's more or less a not-guilty for some people?
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Sereri posted:Also someone explain this Regensburg OB thing to me. Edit: I might actually write an effortpost about this instead of just pointing out how the SPD is toxic and we should be thankful that it is "just" a corruption charge this time and not a statute of limitations that lets the entire Reichssicherheitshauptamt go free like under Heinemann. Randler fucked around with this message at 15:11 on Jul 3, 2019 |
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Mithaldu posted:looking forward to seeing alle klarnamen in this germany faden Lass mich raten, Reul ist der Älteste von diesen drei Geisteszwergen. Mithaldu posted:https://www.spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/ursula-von-der-leyen-ist-vorletzte-im-spon-regierungsmonitor-a-1275521.html Ist doch logisch, Seehofer ist alt, weiß und ein Mann. Das gibt ihm einen unsichtbaren Bonus von all den alten Knackern, die gleichzeitig auch Nazis sind. Als Frau und auch noch Verteidigungsministerin had Ursula da gleich den gegenteiligen Effekt, die wirkt da doch wie ein wandelndes Kreuz aus Knoblauch auf diese alten Vampire.
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Teacher: the five senses are hear, see, taste, feel and smell Me: I can hear tweets Teacher: you can’t hear tweets, silly Me: https://twitter.com/fj_murau/status/1146485508966682624?s=21
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