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He’s sick with the poops all the time
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QuarkJets posted:I'm slowly becoming more and more repulsed by my husband and don't know what to do. What is the 'naked man move'? Splaying out naked on the bed when she comes into the room? LOL at 'he has all these doctor's appointments to find out what's wrong, they just stare the obvious'.
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# ? Jul 3, 2019 10:05 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:What is the 'naked man move'? Splaying out naked on the bed when she comes into the room? You do the helicopter wang thing and say ‘hey baby, all you can eat’ or if you’re in Yorkshire ‘eh up lass, see owt yer like?’
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# ? Jul 3, 2019 10:23 |
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The Grand Pee Incidentquote:Situational context: I work in an office with approximately 350+ people. The majority of them sit in cubicles and people higher up the food chain get offices. Due to changing departments and staff coming and going it is sometimes necessary to shuffle staff around to ensure departments are housed together.
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# ? Jul 3, 2019 10:52 |
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I'll never forget being a desktop support person and walking into a guys very nice office (he had the door open) to replace his machine for him to give me this deer in the headlights look from on top of his Swiss ball chair Maybe a second later the smell of a fart hit me
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# ? Jul 3, 2019 10:58 |
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Now we return to the classics. Husband found and watched my old sex videos I thought I had deleted everything when my ex and I broke up. These files were somehow hidden to where I couldn’t even find them. Fast forward 9 years, my husband was searching for some files, and bam a bunch of thumbnails pop up of images of me and my ex having sex, from 9 years ago. My husband told me that day it happened, he was more upset that I never knew they were there and never deleted them. He swore to me he wouldn’t watch them. He said he immediately tried to delete them but it wouldn’t work as they were administrator only files and then he was more pissed because we couldn’t figure out how to delete. He was in a dark place for a while and would come in and out of being ok. Here we are 3 months later and he was up one night and I suppose curiosity got the best of him and he watched some. Now he’s completely gone off the deep end. He feels insecure because I had great sex, he thought he was the only one I had ever done and said things like that with, and now he can’t unsee it. He will never see me the same. I know this. As much as it’s my fault for stupidly having them on my computer, he decided to watch and now he’s ruined. He’s temporarily in a hotel and completely incapable of even looking at me. He’s confided in a buddy of his, and this friend has told him that I’m a great woman and wife and mom, etc. I really am a great wife and mom and I love him and my family to pieces. We have 2 babies. I cannot imagine my husband leaving me because he will never see me the same sexually. I need advice from a man. What would you do? What can I do for him to make him feel better and to start working on mending? I’m so pissed he watched some but also we can’t take it back now so there’s no point dwelling on that. EDIT: for everyone asking why I still had them 3 months later, it’s because he took possession of my computer and told me he would take care of it because he didn’t want me seeing it. So he took 3 months, not me.
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# ? Jul 3, 2019 12:01 |
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MasBrillante posted:Another foreigner lured to flyover country. God Bless. Kind of reminds me of that Australian guy who became a public enemy for saying he hated living in Singapore and that the average IQ dropped by ten points if they kicked him out or something to that effect
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Australia sounds like a fascinating place. Apart from the poisonous everything.
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# ? Jul 3, 2019 12:21 |
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Power Khan posted:Now we return to the classics. Ouch lol
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# ? Jul 3, 2019 12:21 |
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I can't believe you had sex before me. This... this literally breaks my mind
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Zzulu posted:I can't believe you had sex before me. This... this literally breaks my mind Lol Here we go with this merry go round.
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# ? Jul 3, 2019 12:28 |
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AITA for refusing to apologize to my nephew for deleting videos he took of my (clothed) daughter's buttquote:Scenario: Family trip...my (early 40sF) nephew (young elementary school age) is following my daughter (late elementary school age) and her female cousins (all late elementary school age) with an iPad taking videos of their clothed butts and saying he will put it on the internet. The girls are trying to hide from him. His parents were not at home and so one of his uncles asks him to stop. Nephew ignores him. I walk up to him and ask him for his iPad. He refuses. I tell him I will call his parents; he screams no, but then hands me the iPad. I delete 3 videos. The whole interaction takes maybe 1 minute. Nephew then falls to the floor screaming that I deleted his favorite video from a few days prior. Myself and the 4 other adults in the room ignore the tantrum and then after about 20 minutes he calms down. His parents come home and ask him what happened and he gets upset again. I think the situation was over but... the family tree
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# ? Jul 3, 2019 12:47 |
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QuarkJets posted:He is stating a fact by saying that the employee isn't providing a positive ROI, I am stating a fact by saying that it's dehumanizing to see employees as nothing but a means to make more money. It doesn't offend me that he feels that way, some people are just like that I smell an unreliable and passive-aggressive narrator here. He claims to have warned the employee repeatedly, but the employee seems to have no idea he is on thin ice. The decent thing to do as an employer is to sit him down and explain explicitly that his continued employment is at risk for (detail reasons here). Give them some time, whether it's a month or three, and if possible some specific goals for that period. If the employee can't (or won't) improve, at least they have the opportunity to look for another job instead of being suddenly out on their rear end. There's a huge power imbalance between someone paying wages and someone relying on those wages. The bad salesman isnt entitled to a job, but since it sounds like his only offense was not performing to standards it's not unreasonable to try to make the transition out less one-sided. e: Yeah, OP claims he did that and salesman might just be terrible all around, but I don't think he communicated the warning as effectively as he thought he did. Putting it on paper is a good idea. AreWeDrunkYet fucked around with this message at 13:25 on Jul 3, 2019 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Imagine living in NYC and somehow only going to specific pizza places that require subway trips instead of the slice joints that you loving trip over on every corner. These places usually have the best pizza anyway.
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# ? Jul 3, 2019 13:56 |
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Some people are just very bad employees. You can get stuck with these a lot if you hire someone based on family or friends recommendations. You should hire people based on references from previous employers, to avoid situations like "i hired a salesman with no skill in sales"
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# ? Jul 3, 2019 14:03 |
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chitoryu12 posted:For some reason the r/relationship_advice subreddit has way better stories. Boyfriend is a gigantic baby. You need to
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# ? Jul 3, 2019 14:03 |
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MightyJoe36 posted:Boyfriend is a gigantic baby. You need to You should read the follow up.
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# ? Jul 3, 2019 14:12 |
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I've never found vaginas to be particularly pleasing to the eye but like, who gives a poo poo. It's not for display in an art gallery. It's a soft moist ugly hole for my ugly lovehog
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LadyPictureShow posted:Boooooooooo!
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# ? Jul 3, 2019 14:23 |
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I think I know the boss in the bad salesman story because every detail including the timelines lines up and the writing style is similar. You're fine to fire the dude, M. You've given plenty of warning and assistance and he's not responding. If he needs a job to take care of his baby then maybe he should actually do the job he has.
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# ? Jul 3, 2019 14:23 |
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Zzulu posted:I've never found vaginas to be particularly pleasing to the eye but like, who gives a poo poo. It's not for display in an art gallery. Lomarf you haven't really been to a lot of art galleries have you
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# ? Jul 3, 2019 14:24 |
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Sagebrush posted:I think I know the boss in the bad salesman story because every detail including the timelines lines up and the writing style is similar. You're fine to fire the dude, M. You've given plenty of warning and assistance and he's not responding. If he needs a job to take care of his baby then maybe he should actually do the job he has. Wait... are the streams crossing???
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Girlfriend’s parents say I embarrassed them by teaching their daughter. Time to go ?quote:Long story short, my girlfriend has already been heavily spoiled by her parents and the tonnes of pathetic chasers that are willing to do anything for her like a queen, before we were together. I just didn’t realise it would be this bad.
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chitoryu12 posted:Girlfriend’s parents say I embarrassed them by teaching their daughter. Time to go ? Why are you dating this person
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# ? Jul 3, 2019 14:33 |
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haha woah, art? more like fart!
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# ? Jul 3, 2019 14:35 |
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:I smell an unreliable and passive-aggressive narrator here. He claims to have warned the employee repeatedly, but the employee seems to have no idea he is on thin ice. The decent thing to do as an employer is to sit him down and explain explicitly that his continued employment is at risk for (detail reasons here). Give them some time, whether it's a month or three, and if possible some specific goals for that period. If the employee can't (or won't) improve, at least they have the opportunity to look for another job instead of being suddenly out on their rear end.
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# ? Jul 3, 2019 14:39 |
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Fart? More like Queef! haha thats a fart that comes from vageenas
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# ? Jul 3, 2019 14:41 |
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Pirate Radar posted:I’m in loving awe at people in this thread reading even the first post about the guy with some kind of trauma and saying, “well, he either secretly likes men or he isn’t performing the kind of heterosexual masculinity I expect, therefore, gaaaaaaaaaaay”
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# ? Jul 3, 2019 14:48 |
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QuarkJets posted:I'm slowly becoming more and more repulsed by my husband and don't know what to do. WHAT IS THE NAKED MAN MOVE??
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zakharov posted:You should read the follow up. Read the follow up. Feel bad for calling him a gigantic baby. She should still
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:WHAT IS THE NAKED MAN MOVE?? It's off a sitcom, I think how I met your mother and its basically just randomly getting naked on a date.
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# ? Jul 3, 2019 14:53 |
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*walks in bedroom, wheezing, and strips off clothes, leaving a corona of food crumbs around the spot where I'm standing* Fair lady, I have cleaned the dishes! Now prepare thyself for the acceptance of my watery gamer seed!
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AITA for telling a friend she should rethink her baby's namequote:A friend of mine recently had a baby and gave him a name this is commonly used to refer to a type of drug. I've never heard it used in any other context until the birth sms came through. I clarified his name a few times because it wasn't always clear in her posts and messages what his name actually was. commenter posted:I’m sorry, I’ve got to ask the name OP posted:Meth.
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# ? Jul 3, 2019 15:33 |
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I need to know what country has Meth as meaningful baby name.
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# ? Jul 3, 2019 15:37 |
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zakharov posted:I need to know what country has Meth as meaningful baby name. I looked and all I've found so far is that it's a last name that refers to a brewery of mead. Edit: "Companion" in Hindi
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Beachcomber posted:I looked and all I've found so far is that it's a last name that refers to a brewery of mead. I've found it means "Companion" and is Indian but idk Edit: lmao Also protip if you decide to Google this I suggest something like "meth baby name meaning origin" because otherwise your results will end up with nothing but babies born addicted to methamphetamine and it'll take the wind out of your sails. Koalas March fucked around with this message at 15:47 on Jul 3, 2019 |
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Power Khan posted:My(M18) boyfriend (M19) wants us to have sex to the entire Elder Scrolls soundtrack Do it while wearing costumes from the game. It is a role-playing game But if he yells out "FUS RO DAH" while ejaculating, you have my permission to feed him to some wolves
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# ? Jul 3, 2019 15:50 |
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Meth could also be short for "Methuselah" although absolutely have no idea how it is commonly used throughout the world
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# ? Jul 3, 2019 15:53 |
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Beachcomber posted:I looked and all I've found so far is that it's a last name that refers to a brewery of mead. Yeah sorry this is a situation where you need to consider your country of residence when picking a name.
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welcome to hell posted:AITA for telling a friend she should rethink her baby's name
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