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I am not allowed to boycott Israel, and can only buy specific brands of hummus at my local grocery store. As an employee working for a FINRA regulated company (Financial Industry Regulatory Authority) I must report all purchases of ground peachick to my employers to remain compliant with the privately run, extra-autonomous authority of FINRA. Also trades and stuff too, but the hummus is the important part.
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Barudak posted:Of course they wont, the hole is in the bucket I know but then the joke didn't work
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 07:14 |
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Me: I thought Sabra brand was Israeli!!! I had no idea it was run by locals in the Southern California region! I thought I was supporting Israel! It sounded so Jewy, I don't know many Jews and not through any fault of my own OH GOD please have mercy!!! FINRA Board: You are no longer a financial professional. We hereby strip you of all of your certifications. Also, you can not be employed as an educator in any state that seceded from the Union.
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 07:16 |
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My cousin just posted another image macro on Facebook about being into choking. I thought you guys might like to know.
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 07:18 |
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Dazerbeams posted:My cousin just posted another image macro on Facebook about being into choking. I thought you guys might like to know. Sorry, cant help, Ive already got my hands full
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 07:22 |
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My [20F] boyfriend [20M] guilt trips me for wanting to use something I own I’ve been with my boyfriend for over a year, we don’t live together so we don’t really “share” anything like extremely important. My boyfriend likes his video games, like the usual younger guy. He owned a PS4 when I met him, I myself will play and generally enjoy video games so we play together often. My boyfriend only had one controller for his PS4 and I bought him a second one once just so I can play with him. I grew up on nintendo stuff, I heard about the nintendo switch and I bought one for myself. My boyfriend became very very interested when I got it, and I’ve probably owned it about 8 months now. He offered to pay $100 of the total when I got it if he could borrow it every now and then and I agreed. To put in vision: I paid 300+/400+, have bought 5 games (4 of them $80, one was $16) My boyfriend paid: 100/400+, bought one $80 game Since i’ve had it, it’s probably been in my house for like 5 days total within those 8 months. This isn’t my switch anymore. I usually go over to his house more than he does here, so when i’m over and we play it isn’t a problem but i’m serious, he won’t let me take it home. I’ve tried, and he gets all silent when I try to leave with it. It’s like a child and i’m speechless, he always complains how he’ll have “nothing to do now” and basically makes me feel guilty for taking something that’s mine. He has a PS4 but currently letting a friend borrow it, but this was just recently and doesn’t excuse the other months of struggle. I ask him to maybe just ask for his PS4 back but he just wants this switch. I ask him maybe he should get his own, but he can’t afford one and we both know that. But i’m lost on what to do, it’s such a small thing we share, and I don’t even feel like I own it, I have to ask him when i’m over to play my own console or if I can have a turn. How should I handle it as I feel like we’re siblings who can’t share and it’s frustrating. We are literally in our 20s and this situation is just baffling to me. Other than this frustrating thing we are in a pretty healthy relationship. TL;DR : I bought a nintendo switch and my boyfriend borrows it but basically controls it now. He won’t let me take it without guilt tripping or complaining about it, how do i handle this immature argument?
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 07:22 |
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See the great thing about the switch is its portable, so you can play it on the go while you leave him Cumshitter, Im gonna send you so many unasked for cases of Cedar's Hommus your poo poo will have a zesty twist
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 07:25 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Nah, if there's one thing I learned from dear Liza, it's that a hole in your pocket never goes anywhere. I got this one, but there is also a song by little Jimmy Dickens that is actually called " I got a hole in my pocket." It also seems to fit the thread pretty well since he's talking about not having enough money to go to the fair, and what he imagines his girlfriend is doing with other guys in his absence since he isn't going.
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 07:34 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My [20F] boyfriend [20M] guilt trips me for wanting to use something I own Beat his lil' rear end. Kids who can't share are gonna grow up hosed up.
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 07:36 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for mocking my cousin's mental disability? Oh lol
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 07:49 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for cutting my friend out of my life upon hearing his intention to marry a homophobic woman? "personal belief differences" She's a loving bigot. gently caress people who carry water for pieces of poo poo like her and the ex-friend. And any person who tells you that you have to accept bigots in your life just because the bigot's hate doesn't affect them. Dump them all in the trash and move on with the rest of your life with people who don't view you as subhuman.
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 07:56 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My [20F] boyfriend [20M] guilt trips me for wanting to use something I own Buy him out. Give him back the $100 he contributed and moonwalk right the gently caress on out of there.
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 08:01 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for rescinding my donation and causing a few other folks to refuse donating to an drug-free organization?
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 08:28 |
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:This is really confusing to me. Even besides the fact that DARE still exists and solicits donations, do people really stand in line to donate hundreds of dollars at a makeshift stall on the street? The only street donations I've ever seen are kids selling chocolate/cookies/etc for their sports teams and the salvation army. One of the people waiting in line was Albert Einstein.
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 08:32 |
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Barudak posted:Related I had to sign a document today that avows that I am neither a "Rogue calling for Social Activities"
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 09:29 |
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MagusofStars posted:Did you ask them why they hate D&D so much? And why they specifically call out Rogues and not any other class? I assume its an undead heavy account and they didnt want some charisma rogue showing up to client meetings
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 09:54 |
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Swastika tattoo cousin story is a little too on the nose, but it's pretty freaking funny so I'll give it to him.
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 12:09 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My [20F] boyfriend [20M] guilt trips me for wanting to use something I own It's almost heartwarming when the giant red flags are spotted this early, before she's wondering why she's working shortly after having a kid to support the husband's powerboat.
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 12:48 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:ITA for exploiting my wife’s drinking skills for $100? Just give her the $200 and you're no longer an rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 15:03 |
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MasBrillante posted:He’s an rear end in a top hat for telling his friend who is still in school. What outcome could he possibly have expected? His first customer obvs
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 15:08 |
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AITA for not telling my best friend I'm dating her uncle?quote:Sorry for the formatting, I'm on mobile.
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 15:43 |
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cumshitter posted:I am not allowed to boycott Israel, and can only buy specific brands of hummus at my local grocery store. As an employee working for a FINRA regulated company (Financial Industry Regulatory Authority) I must report all purchases of ground peachick to my employers to remain compliant with the privately run, extra-autonomous authority of FINRA. Also trades and stuff too, but the hummus is the important part. Did you get your 7 before they broke it up?
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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for not telling my best friend I'm dating her uncle? hope that dude's wife doesn't see this, it'll give her more ammo for her belief that gays are pedophiles
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 15:47 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for not telling my best friend I'm dating her uncle? more and more my reaction to this thread is just an ongoing
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 15:48 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for not telling my best friend I'm dating her uncle? Anytime, literally anytime at all, that you’re loving someone half/twice your age is worth a second look, IMO. Something is going on there.
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 16:14 |
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Great, now I’ve got Uncle Fucker from South Park stuck in my head.
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 16:21 |
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The thing is, anytime your friend is loving someone who lives on your couch, you already know it. They both think you don't know it, because sex makes people stupid. You know it.
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 16:23 |
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Husband [M 29] lied to me [F 28] about dating a mutual acquaintance during the formation of our relationship and won’t apologize.quote:When my husband and I first met several years ago, it was from an online dating website. I was seeing a few other people casually at the time, so I mentioned it and asked if he was seeing anyone. He said no and I said I had broken things off with the others and wanted to be monogamous; he was happy and wanted to be monogamous too. Excuse me while I burn down my marriage over the fact my husband went on a date with someone else, several years ago, before we were official. Husband seems kinda dumb about it too (shocking I know). Saros fucked around with this message at 16:32 on Jul 4, 2019 |
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Dazerbeams posted:My cousin just posted another image macro on Facebook about being into choking. I thought you guys might like to know. this just reminded me that a coworker shared an image that was from a fb group called like "Positive Polyamoury" or something and i think i made an audible "ughhhh" noise when i saw it then immediately unfollowed them
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 16:27 |
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Saros posted:Husband [M 29] lied to me [F 28] about dating a mutual acquaintance during the formation of our relationship and won’t apologize. Pretty simple, write to Netflix and ask them to put a viewer discretion if a husband is going to lie in a TV show.
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Saros posted:Husband [M 29] lied to me [F 28] about dating a mutual acquaintance during the formation of our relationship and won’t apologize. he's making it worse by acting so weird about it. makes me think there might be more going on there
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 16:31 |
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100% of people who post about sex on social media are losers who think they gently caress real good
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 16:33 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Buy him out. Give him back the $100 he contributed and moonwalk right the gently caress on out of there. Just take it & go, if he don't like it, toss him a Benjamin & be like "there, you're 1/4 of the way to buying your own"
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 16:35 |
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Bust Rodd posted:100% of people who post about sex on social media are losers who think they gently caress real good
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Saros posted:Husband [M 29] lied to me [F 28] about dating a mutual acquaintance during the formation of our relationship and won’t apologize. My husband chose me over another woman that he went out with while dating, HELP!!
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Bust Rodd posted:100% of people who post about sex on social media are losers who think they gently caress real good That's why you go to the Good Sex Advisory Board and get one of the pamphlets that has a handy dichotomous key that will let you know if you are having good (and up to code) sexual relations.
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 16:52 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:Pretty simple, write to Netflix and ask them to put a viewer discretion if a husband is going to lie in a TV show. doesthehusbandlie.com
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DemoneeHo posted:My husband (34M) hooks up with a ton of guys from Grindr and tells me (24F) all about it. so find another bi dude and gently caress him together? a straight-forward solution for her
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# ? Jul 4, 2019 16:59 |
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See if you can guess the search term without the spoilers: "Socks" Me [25F] with my boyfriend [26M] of two months, am I right to be weirded out by his behavior? quote:I recently noticed that while my boyfriend was dressing he put a pair of rolled-up tube socks into his boxers. I was like 'wtf' because I've never seen anything like this before but I didn't bring it up at the time because...I just felt weird talking about the socks in his boxers. My (20/F) bf (20/M) won't take his socks off. It's affecting his professional life and super weird.. quote:tl;dr: Bf refuses to take off his socks ever. It recently caused him to embarrass himself in front of his coworkers. Starting to be concerned... My BF (30M) and I (27F) - Dating over 3 years - breaking up over socks argument, am I being silly? quote:tl;dr: My BF doesn't wash his socks for 2 weeks, I reacted badly and he got angry with a string of "I don't care, I wont be told what to do, I don't care what you think " and stormed off. I am sick of him storming off but am i overreacting? I [28M] recently started "officially" seeing girlfriend [23F] for about 2 months now. She only wears 1 pair of socks and they smell so bad. What should I do? (not trolling) Title says it all really. I am disgusted by this and I NEED advice before my fiance gets home... quote:28m/25f- dating 8 years, living together for 4 years, engaged almost a year.
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men are too headache
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