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My dad told me this joke when I was five, only it also included picking Canada's name by drawing letters out of a hat
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Zesty posted:Yeah, those are real funny, mom. Thanks for the email. I liked one of them. I'm not saying which one. Not that one.
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Zesty posted:Yeah, those are real funny, mom. Thanks for the email. At least I tried 
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Alaois posted:this new recipe wizard master posts just don't taste the same Wizard Master needs to be freed to come back.
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Count yourself lucky if your mum sends you pictures like that. I'm going to repost the pictures from the last "funny" email my mum forwarded to me. I still get these like once a month or so:            
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bike tory posted:Count yourself lucky if your mum sends you pictures like that. I'm going to repost the pictures from the last "funny" email my mum forwarded to me. I still get these like once a month or so: Mine showed me granny porn when I was 15 or 16, like she was in tears laughing, and I wondered what the gently caress got into her. Found out last year it was likely cocaine though she claimed she never did it when I was home.
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Coke doesn't make you laugh at grandma porn. It makes you discuss local politics at 4am.
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kiimo posted:Coke doesn't make you laugh at grandma porn. People need coke to do that?
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bike tory posted:But given that your average cat is like 20-30 times lighter than a human, and chocolate is 5 times more toxic, that does kinda make even a small bit of chocolate pretty dangerous for a cat. For processed milk chocolate, I think you'd have to eat about half your body weight in chocolate to reach LD50 levels. The theobromine has a half-life in your system of 6 to 10 hours, so I guess you could eat that massive quantity over the course of a day and still be at risk. You know, if you haven't just puked it all over the place.
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kiimo posted:Coke doesn't make you laugh at grandma porn. In my experience it's both.
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bike tory posted:But given that your average cat is like 20-30 times lighter than a human, and chocolate is 5 times more toxic, that does kinda make even a small bit of chocolate pretty dangerous for a cat. I was going to point out that theobromine, the dangerous compound in question, is primarily found in dark chocolate. Looks like someone beat me to it. I mean, a dog can eat shitloads of milk chocolate with no problems.
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Inspector 34 posted:In my experience it's both. whatever the dude with more wants to talk about, anyway
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bike tory posted:Count yourself lucky if your mum sends you pictures like that. I'm going to repost the pictures from the last "funny" email my mum forwarded to me. I still get these like once a month or so: It's nice that your mom is thinking of you. You should send her funny picture collections back. Every month you could collect the pictures I post in this thread and send them to her!
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Who What Now posted:I don't think anyone hates their mom that much I hate his mom that much
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Picnic Princess posted:Mine showed me granny porn when I was 15 or 16, like she was in tears laughing, and I wondered what the gently caress got into her. Sorry but I've got to echo the others saying coke isn't to blame there. Gripweed posted:It's nice that your mom is thinking of you. You should send her funny picture collections back. Every month you could collect the pictures I post in this thread and send them to her! I absolutely send my mum funny pictures 
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Stryder posted:As an old fart from the Boston area, I can say this is 100% real. When I was a kid, every visit to New England Aquarium had to include a visit to Hoover, to get him to yell at you. I remember Guthrie but not this guy
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From the self admitted pedophile Vic Mignon's court case where he literally admitted everything under oath because he's an idiot: https://twitter.com/greg_doucette/status/1148684833385865227 Prosecution has it on lock so hard that they started dunking on his lawyer instead in the footnotes.
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Is 40-50 year old a relative of the 14 year old? If yes, and "kiss on face" means cheek, barely no guillotine. Otherwise, double guillotine
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DandyLion posted:Yeah, its actually somewhat bizarre how so many of us who were kids in the 80's remember and are terrified of this B Canadian movie. There were a couple others around the time (also coincidentally Canadian) that all had the same frightening Nostalgia. 'The Great Land of Small' (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2AFvjbtOvo&t=3743s) was another such movie and there's this hosed up scene (that really cost me some therapy later in life) where folks are slid down this slide into a hole almost as punishment and emerge as some freaking green bulbous gold-dust breathing monster ball creatures. A+ childhood trauma. let me tell you about this heartwarming and totally not soul-crushing French Canadian film called "The Dog That Stopped The War"
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Nalesh posted:From the self admitted pedophile Vic Mignon's court case where he literally admitted everything under oath because he's an idiot: I hadn't heard Vic was being charged, just the general Unpersoning in the industry, so this made my day  . I'm not at all surprised he was loving stupid enough to basically admit to it and save prosecutors some time.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:I hadn't heard Vic was being charged, just the general Unpersoning in the industry, so this made my day I don''t think he was charged with a crime, I think this is a countersuit to him suing a bunch of people and companies for defamation and firing him from anime
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Yeah I don't think it's a criminal case, yet, after this it sure as gently caress will be though lmao.
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Big Grunty Secret posted:I remember Guthrie but not this guy I remember Hoover shouting his own name over and over. And sliding across the platform on his belly. The outdoor tank they have now is not nearly as fun.
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Can someone give me the tl;dr on this because it's been a long day and the last thing I want to do rn is research into why some streamer is a pedo Also explain why the info in those tweets is such a self-own.
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It's not a streamer, it's Vic Mignogna, voice actor for countless English dubs of anime series for over twenty years. It's been an open secret among people who go to conventions that he appears at (and he goes to nearly all of them, he's everywhere) that he's a total fuckin' creep.
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bike tory posted:Can someone give me the tl;dr on this because it's been a long day and the last thing I want to do rn is research into why some streamer is a pedo Vic Mignona is/was a VERY famous anime voice actor who has had a lot of ugly stories floating around him for years about general conduct towards staff at conventions (abusive) and towards underage female fans (hugs, kisses, general grooming). Nothing was every proven, but there were enough stories floating around to imply it was mostly or entirely true and he had the clout to keep getting brought back to conventions due to several prominent roles in relatively-mainstream anime works like Full Metal Alchemist. And then Anime News Network actually did some real journalism for once and compiled everything into a single article that dragged it all into the limelight. Funimation canned his rear end and so did almost every convention, so his voice acting career is VERY dead.
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dinahmoe posted:I remember Hoover shouting his own name over and over. And sliding across the platform on his belly. The outdoor tank they have now is not nearly as fun. Learn something new about American presidents every day.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Vic Mignona is/was a VERY famous anime voice actor who has had a lot of ugly stories floating around him for years about general conduct towards staff at conventions (abusive) and towards underage female fans (hugs, kisses, general grooming). Nothing was every proven, but there were enough stories floating around to imply it was mostly or entirely true and he had the clout to keep getting brought back to conventions due to several prominent roles in relatively-mainstream anime works like Full Metal Alchemist. I know someone who went through this. He's a piece of poo poo. And you can put anyone who attempts to defend him in the same category. Handily enough, they often are the same people with loli anime girl avatars in nazi uniforms, maga hats, or both avatars on twitter.
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