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Dictator.
May 13, 2007

#Blessed

Bulgakov posted:

imho, botw is a very good video game

controversial opinion

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Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Bulgakov posted:

imho, botw is a very good video game

I've run the numbers and it checks out.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Bulgakov posted:

imho, botw is a very good video game

This post has infinite durability

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

The Bloop posted:

This post has infinite durability

It comes back on a 5 minute timer?

The video on sound design was very cool, thanks person who posted it.

Backhand
Sep 25, 2008
Well.... I finally caved in and bought the season pass, but I also started a completely fresh game along with it. So while I have a bunch of new content unlocked, I imagine it'll be quite a while before I see too much of it.

I did immediately notice a treasure chest at the entrance of the magnesis shrine that wasn't there before, though. There was a ruby inside.... nothing too huge, but sort of a reminder. I've heard tell that there are masks to be found very near the starter area, but I have chosen not to look any of them up. If I stumble across 'em, so be it. If not, I'd prefer not to break the difficulty anyway.

On that note I also declined starting on Master Mode, and I'm not sure if that was a good decision or not. I appreciate challenge, but from everything I've heard of the mode it just goes too far and becomes frustrating instead.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Nah Master Mode is fine. It makes the plateau a true challenge of item/weapon/durability management which in turn make you use your powers / environment more frequently to give you an edge. It helps flesh out the combat / survival aspect and makes the game better for it. It personally got me using stasis and other powers in combat all the time. Once you leave the plateau you can find better weapons and gear and the game goes back to what it was before. There is only one instance that loving SUCKS in Master Mode and I’ve talked about it plenty it here (the lizalfos level of the first sword trials) but even that is doable.

If you find yourself having issues in MM just hit any of the floating platforms (or raid the castle) for better gear.

Freaking Crumbum
Apr 17, 2003

Too fuck to drunk


Backhand posted:

On that note I also declined starting on Master Mode, and I'm not sure if that was a good decision or not. I appreciate challenge, but from everything I've heard of the mode it just goes too far and becomes frustrating instead.

master mode has a slightly longer "the beginning of the game is challenging" hurdle to clear but you can still easily get yourself back to the point where you're more-or-less a little green demi-god

if anything, master mode made me consider how little combat is actually required to complete the game. i definitely want to plan my travel routes better to avoid unnecessary combat because the monster regen is the one feature i'd like to turn off in master mode, even more than hating weapon durability

Backhand
Sep 25, 2008
Hmm. Well, I haven't gotten very far at all yet. Maybe I SHOULD restart, then.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
You don't have to restart to try Master Mode, it makes separate saves.

Kazy
Oct 23, 2006

0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYutF8qr7AY

New Unraveled makes all 78 BotW recipes. :allears:

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Turns out salt is in most IRL food for a reason

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


I’m in Kakariko VIllage and hot drat i forgot that even the merchants here are horny for Link.

This world is just too horny for Link.

Gnossiennes
Jan 7, 2013


Loving chairs more every day!

orb lady is the only one not horny for link, but who knows, maybe she'll be into the arm in botw2

Amppelix
Aug 6, 2010

I feel like they should've just put salt in all the savory recipes. It's not like you're forbidden from putting salt into them in-game, and it even improves the healing of the recipe. Oh well, it was funny.

Zore
Sep 21, 2010
willfully illiterate, aggressively miserable sourpuss whose sole raison d’etre is to put other people down for liking the wrong things
It is amazing the highest rated dish was just weird flatbread cooked in a wok lol.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Gnossiennes posted:

orb lady is the only one not horny for link, but who knows, maybe she'll be into the arm in botw2

Wrong. Robbie is also extremely horny for his oven

Chronojam
Feb 20, 2006

This is me on vacation in Amsterdam :)
Never be afraid of being yourself!


The Yiga are more into bananas

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Chronojam posted:

The Yiga are more into bananas

And Master Kohga's poochy belly.

MokBa
Jun 8, 2006

If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

There's a woman at Outskirt Stable that isn't into Link at all. She still seems overall horny though.

Cattail Prophet
Apr 12, 2014

Most of the Gerudo you meet out in the world kinda just think Link's a scrawny weakling, and half of Gerudo Town itself is already in healthy, committed long distance relationships. The other half of Gerudo Town is pretty horny for crossdressing Link, though, I'll admit.

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging

Cattail Prophet posted:

Most of the Gerudo you meet out in the world kinda just think Link's a scrawny weakling, and half of Gerudo Town itself is already in healthy, committed long distance relationships. The other half of Gerudo Town is pretty horny for crossdressing Link, though, I'll admit.

I theorized that the Gerudo are evenly split between "thinks disguised Link is a girl and is sort of attracted to 'her'" and "is not at all fooled but immediately thinks 'oh yeah this guy definitely gets pegged' and lets him pass anyway" and my husband laughed so hard he almost choked.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Any given character's view of Link is either as a tiny twink, a piece of poo poo failure, or a tiny twink piece of poo poo failure. They all want to bang though.

Backhand
Sep 25, 2008
What about Mipha? She's horny AF, but she doesn't seem to think of Link as anything twink-like.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Backhand posted:

What about Mipha? She's horny AF, but she doesn't seem to think of Link as anything twink-like.

She’s on team wanna-bang-link right alongside Sidon who’s also on the team.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
It's pretty much implied that Link and Mipha banged on the regular 100 years ago.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


everyone is horny for link

Ironically link has never once been horny

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002




Guilty.

Inferior Third Season
Jan 15, 2005

It's probably baked deep into all of our DNA that if we find ourselves in a drastically underpopulated environment, that we should be horny all the time, especially for outsiders that wander into town.

It's just basic :biotruths:

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Everybody wants to bang Link, but nobody wants only to bang Link. That's characterization baby

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Backhand posted:

What about Mipha? She's horny AF, but she doesn't seem to think of Link as anything twink-like.

She must be like 100 or something given how slow Zoras age so she's a cradle-snatcher at the very least.

Blaziken386
Jun 27, 2013

I'm what the kids call: a big nerd

Angry Diplomat posted:

I theorized that the Gerudo are evenly split between "thinks disguised Link is a girl and is sort of attracted to 'her'" and "is not at all fooled but immediately thinks 'oh yeah this guy definitely gets pegged' and lets him pass anyway" and my husband laughed so hard he almost choked.
okay this is canon now

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

Runcible Cat posted:

She must be like 100 or something given how slow Zoras age so she's a cradle-snatcher at the very least.

Yeah her diary talks about watching him grow up. What a weirdo

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Bongo Bill posted:

Everybody wants to bang Link, but nobody wants only to bang Link. That's characterization baby

What you're saying is that all of Hyrule just fucks everything and everyone.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
No wonder Ganon was mad as hell after thousands of years as a disembodied entity. I have no body and I must bang.

RazzleDazzleHour
Mar 31, 2016

Kassad posted:

No wonder Ganon was mad as hell after thousands of years as a disembodied entity. I have no body and I must bang.

something something ganon incel

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Kassad posted:

I have no body and I must bang.

lol, nice.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

"Hot. For you. Hot. Hot."

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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The calamity happened after his body finally woke up and he rubbed his morning wood

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

s.i.r.e. posted:

What you're saying is that all of Hyrule just fucks everything and everyone.

No, Hylians are all weird eccentrics whose intense, almost monomaniacal dedication to their one idiosyncratic hobby manages to eclipse their desire to bang Link most of the time.

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Oh boy! I'm so horny, I could gently caress an Octorok!

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