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MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Skwirl posted:

No, he wrote Piano Man.

Sorry, you're thinking of Billy Dee Williams. Billy Mitchell was manager of the Yankees.

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The Shame Boy
Jan 27, 2014

Dead weight, just like this post.



Wasn't he the guy chasing Billy Joe and Bobby Sue?

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

The Shame Boy posted:

Wasn't he the guy chasing Billy Joe and Bobby Sue?

Nah, that was Kris Angle

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

Nah, that was Kris Angle

Kris Kringle, surely?

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Sgt. Nicholas Angel

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Skwirl posted:

No, he wrote Piano Man.

No that's Billy Idol.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Pneub posted:

No that's Billy Idol.

That's the female tennis player that beat Bobby Riggs.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
This is worse than smooth sharks

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

mng posted:

This is worse than smooth sharks

Sharks are so smooth that even if you try to cut shark skin with a blade made out of the sharpest metal in the world - obsidian - it will just slide right off.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

mng posted:

This is worse than smooth sharks

Well yeah the smoothness of sharks is amazing, so pretty much everything is worse.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Sharks are SO smooth, the can swim in glass even though glass is such a slow-moving liquid it appears solid to us roughies.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in




^^ a shark

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Why t f are you posting about sharks being smooth in the stdh thread, save that for the poo poo that is totally true general knowledge. Here is some stdh:



McGurk
Oct 20, 2004

Cuz life sucks, kids. Get it while you can.

bike tory posted:

Why t f are you posting about sharks being smooth in the stdh thread, save that for the poo poo that is totally true general knowledge. Here is some stdh:



I mean... I do this stuff 1-2 times a week. I don’t think I’ve ever touched her, definitely haven’t pushed her out of the bed, but I spring awake and think there are bugs coming down from the ceiling, or I see someone else in the room. I will start talking to her, insisting what I’m seeing is there. Sometimes I think she’s a stranger and it takes me a few minutes to come around.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
If my partner was freaking out and dissociated from reality for "a few minutes" I would probably be on the phone for am ambulance. STDH stories in their exaggerated form, which seems to be the most common kind, always seem to forget just how long a solid minute is when it comes to doing weird poo poo. It's nothing when you're just watching TV or having a normal conversation, but a few minutes feels like an eternity when someone is ranting about ghosts and spiders and poo poo.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


TheManWithNoName posted:

I mean... I do this stuff 1-2 times a week. I don’t think I’ve ever touched her, definitely haven’t pushed her out of the bed, but I spring awake and think there are bugs coming down from the ceiling, or I see someone else in the room. I will start talking to her, insisting what I’m seeing is there. Sometimes I think she’s a stranger and it takes me a few minutes to come around.

I once bit my fiancee (then girlfriend of a couple months) in the head because I had a dream that a ghost was trying to possess me by going down my throat and biting it was the only defense.

Weird poo poo happens during dreams

McGurk
Oct 20, 2004

Cuz life sucks, kids. Get it while you can.

yeah I eat rear end posted:

If my partner was freaking out and dissociated from reality for "a few minutes" I would probably be on the phone for am ambulance. STDH stories in their exaggerated form, which seems to be the most common kind, always seem to forget just how long a solid minute is when it comes to doing weird poo poo. It's nothing when you're just watching TV or having a normal conversation, but a few minutes feels like an eternity when someone is ranting about ghosts and spiders and poo poo.

:shrug: Can’t say I’ve ever timed it, and it’s hard to tell where the dream ends and the real life movement/talking begins but it feels like a few minutes for me. I have slept walked/talked my whole life and luckily my wife is a heavy sleeper. If she does wake up, sometimes I argue with her that she NEEDS to see the spiders or whatever, but after she tells me to go back to bed a couple times I listen.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012



Lotta people biting on this obvious bait lol.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Tunicate posted:



Lotta people biting on this obvious bait lol.

Do you have so much faith in humanity that you think this is unbelievable?

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum
Yeah that sounds like a regular landlord to me.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Tunicate posted:



Lotta people biting on this obvious bait lol.

Oh the SA landlord thread moved to some other forum?

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

Yeah that sounds like a regular landlord to me.

I can't imagine a situation where it doesn't suck for that tenant, though. Even with the most understanding landlord, you're not going to be able to live there for free. If he owned his house and had a mortgage, you think the bank would be okay with him not paying? Maybe a landlord could cut him a break for a couple months, but it's just a lovely situation.

Make no mistake, this landlord is a piece of poo poo for immediately jumping to "you haven't missed rent yet but get out or I'll evict you", and he's in California so he'll probably lose more money and time by trying to evict this guy than by just giving him a break for a few months. If you want to evict a tenant for non-payment of rent, first they have to actually not be paying rent, and second, you have to take them to court. Where do you think he's going to be living, completely rent-free, during the entire process? Plus you have to pay court costs and attorney's fees. And then if you successfully evict the guy, the apartment is vacant and you have to clean it and turn it over to try to get it re-rented, and hope he didn't trash the place because you're an rear end in a top hat, because then you'll have to spend more time and money fixing that, and maybe you have a security deposit you can use, but every day of this is lost rent.

Being lovely to a tenant in a difficult situation is going to cost this guy thousands more than it would to just cut him a break, and he deserves it.

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
Love when my landlord punches the wall upon hearing about my cancer diagnosis

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



THE BIG DOG DADDY posted:

Love when my landlord punches the wall upon hearing about my cancer diagnosis

It's your fault too, so you're paying for the wall repair too.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Bertrand Hustle posted:

I can't imagine a situation where it doesn't suck for that tenant, though. Even with the most understanding landlord, you're not going to be able to live there for free. If he owned his house and had a mortgage, you think the bank would be okay with him not paying? Maybe a landlord could cut him a break for a couple months, but it's just a lovely situation.

Make no mistake, this landlord is a piece of poo poo for immediately jumping to "you haven't missed rent yet but get out or I'll evict you", and he's in California so he'll probably lose more money and time by trying to evict this guy than by just giving him a break for a few months. If you want to evict a tenant for non-payment of rent, first they have to actually not be paying rent, and second, you have to take them to court. Where do you think he's going to be living, completely rent-free, during the entire process? Plus you have to pay court costs and attorney's fees. And then if you successfully evict the guy, the apartment is vacant and you have to clean it and turn it over to try to get it re-rented, and hope he didn't trash the place because you're an rear end in a top hat, because then you'll have to spend more time and money fixing that, and maybe you have a security deposit you can use, but every day of this is lost rent.

Being lovely to a tenant in a difficult situation is going to cost this guy thousands more than it would to just cut him a break, and he deserves it.

So many words to say socialism is good and murder all rentseekers.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

Bertrand Hustle posted:

I can't imagine a situation where it doesn't suck for that tenant, though. Even with the most understanding landlord, you're not going to be able to live there for free. If he owned his house and had a mortgage, you think the bank would be okay with him not paying? Maybe a landlord could cut him a break for a couple months, but it's just a lovely situation.

Make no mistake, this landlord is a piece of poo poo for immediately jumping to "you haven't missed rent yet but get out or I'll evict you", and he's in California so he'll probably lose more money and time by trying to evict this guy than by just giving him a break for a few months. If you want to evict a tenant for non-payment of rent, first they have to actually not be paying rent, and second, you have to take them to court. Where do you think he's going to be living, completely rent-free, during the entire process? Plus you have to pay court costs and attorney's fees. And then if you successfully evict the guy, the apartment is vacant and you have to clean it and turn it over to try to get it re-rented, and hope he didn't trash the place because you're an rear end in a top hat, because then you'll have to spend more time and money fixing that, and maybe you have a security deposit you can use, but every day of this is lost rent.

Being lovely to a tenant in a difficult situation is going to cost this guy thousands more than it would to just cut him a break, and he deserves it.

Sure but then the tenant isn't punished, which he should be for being poor. If he didn't want to be homeless he shouldn't have gotten cancer :shrug:

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Do you have so much faith in humanity that you think this is unbelievable?

It was on reddit, from an obvious-as-gently caress troll account.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Danaru posted:

Sure but then the tenant isn't punished, which he should be for being poor. If he didn't want to be homeless he shouldn't have gotten cancer :shrug:

I know you're being sarcastic, but the real problem here isn't landlords, it's the fact that America doesn't have an effective social safety net in place to prevent people blindsided by life-altering events like major illness or loss of a job from becoming homeless.

Personally, if I was a landlord and I had a reliable tenant who always paid rent on time suddenly tell me he had cancer, I'd try to work something out. You honestly have more to lose by being hostile and trying to fight the guy.

Tunicate posted:

It was on reddit, from an obvious-as-gently caress troll account.

Some people are actually so awful that it's hard to tell if they're trolls or not.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Tunicate posted:

It was on reddit, from an obvious-as-gently caress troll account.

I mean that story is pretty mild compared to some out there. Kind of a bad troll then.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
Yeah it's a troll of the "just freaking lying" variety

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Bertrand Hustle posted:

Do you have so much faith in humanity that you think this is unbelievable?

To be fair have you seen that Landlord forum that's been posted lately?

Orbs
Apr 1, 2009
~Liberation~

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Some people are actually so awful that it's hard to tell if they're trolls or not.
You don't understand. If I dismiss everything bad that happens as a troll, then that means I can go back to pretending everything is fine, guilt-free.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Len posted:

To be fair have you seen that Landlord forum that's been posted lately?

I mean, that was posted in the landlord subreddit and even there they are telling that guy that he has absolutely nothing on this tenant and that he should take anger management classes and chill the gently caress out

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/FrDaveNix/status/1150500639522189312

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012


the replies to this own

e: the best is the one all the way down near the bottom that just says "Clericalism"

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


gently caress your cassock.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

The people glaring were parents with young sons at home.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Alaois posted:

the replies to this own

e: the best is the one all the way down near the bottom that just says "Clericalism"

The replies I'm seeing are 90% kissing his rear end.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

Bertrand Hustle posted:

The replies I'm seeing are 90% kissing his rear end.

:same:

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life is killing me
Oct 28, 2007

Would have been funnier if he wore a Cossack, that’d be a weird look and at least a stop by the police depending on the health status of the man being worn as an item of clothing, but also physically difficult to do all day

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