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vanisher posted:I cant be the first person for that one It's certainly possible. After all, "military intelligence" is a bit of an oxymoron. |
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Wearing underwear that says "Intel Inside" and then jamming a quad-core processor up into your heat sink. |
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my neck, my back, my slot machine, and craps
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# ? Jul 16, 2019 14:09 |
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oprah lamprey
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# ? Jul 16, 2019 17:07 |
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A museum dedicated to showcasing artists interpretations of all the things "the hell (is) wrong with me" |
# ? Jul 16, 2019 17:45 |
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Innocent but terrifying phrases: Amateur electrician Narcoleptic pilot |
# ? Jul 16, 2019 22:17 |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Innocent but terrifying phrases: coupons & deals
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 03:01 |
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Manifisto posted:coupons & deals Spoilers and nms tags next time please |
# ? Jul 17, 2019 19:45 |
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croutons and eels
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 19:46 |
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Mixed up my keychain size febreeze with my keychain size pepper spray and now my balls are on fire |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Innocent but terrifying phrases: lemonade, mostly piss-less CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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green snow
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# ? Jul 18, 2019 01:43 |
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Unexpected finger. |
# ? Jul 18, 2019 02:16 |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Innocent but terrifying phrases: Inherited wealth |
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Barking Gecko posted:Inherited wealth I would kill to inherit some wealth rightnow |
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# ? Jul 18, 2019 04:58 |
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little munchkin posted:Pee 2.0
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# ? Jul 18, 2019 05:08 |
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wrong baby |
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little munchkin posted:Pee 2.0 patch notes: nerfed asparagus scent CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
# ? Jul 18, 2019 05:48 |
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shark souls
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# ? Jul 18, 2019 16:21 |
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proud boy oh look he's just a lil guy who is proud of himself he what? that's why he's proud? oh... oh.
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Cubone posted:wrong baby mailorder bees! posted:shark souls Now there's a story in the making |
# ? Jul 18, 2019 16:30 |
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wrong souls *DRUMROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL* baby shark
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# ? Jul 18, 2019 16:34 |
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mosquito hive
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# ? Jul 18, 2019 16:49 |
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cobweb poboy is an anagram of cowboy bebop
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# ? Jul 18, 2019 16:51 |
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got any sevens posted:urine hell When going to pee I like to exclaim: "I'm a nation!" |
# ? Jul 18, 2019 16:52 |
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balls
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# ? Jul 18, 2019 19:29 |
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Twenty Four posted:balls
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Innocent but terrifying phrases: Hobbyist coroner Laundry sniffer |
# ? Jul 19, 2019 04:27 |
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Bacon Taco posted:Hobbyist coroner Hhahaha I love these |
# ? Jul 19, 2019 15:09 |
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two or more
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Bacon Taco posted:Hobbyist coroner Did you see that Last Week Tonight story? Hachi machi. To contribute: There's the line in Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer about the reindeer playing reindeer games and people will shout "like Monopoly." First of all, the reindeer are so large that it'd be nearly impossible for them to play on a traditionally sized Monopoly board. I can't picture any way that they could comfortably play without the board being several magnitudes larger. Second, The song makes a point that the other reindeer will not let Rudolph play with them. Monopoly is a game for 2-6 players. There are 9 reindeer total including Rudolph. Rudolph is one of at least three reindeer that are getting getting left out. My guess is that some of the stupider reindeer like Dancer and Blitzen are also left out. Third, the reindeer lack thumbs which would make rolling the dice and move the pieces around the board incredibly difficult. Fourth, and this is just speculation from me personally, I don't think that the reindeer play using the common "house rule" where you put money under Free Parking that goes to whoever lands there and it frustrates me because I want to explain that it makes the game more enjoyable but I don't speak reindeer well enough to convey this information.
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Jolo posted:Did you see that Last Week Tonight story? Hachi machi. So much good work in here lately |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:So much good work in here lately Thanks buddy. I typed that all out and then thought, this is dumb... I shouldn't post this. Then I realized, this is dumb... I MUST post this.
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bloomin funyon onion bloomers
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:"what's the capital of thailand?" : "i don't know, what?" *punches you in crotch* "me neither" |
# ? Jul 19, 2019 21:54 |
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Jolo posted:Did you see that Last Week Tonight story? Hachi machi. as long as you don't use the free parking rule or give people extra money it doesn't really make it that much longer, and choosing when to transfer adds a new strategic element, and you can add more players, because the boards all have different pieces (for example, in big bang theory monopoly, you can be the couch), so all the reindeer could play AND if they also have a copy of trouble (for example, despicable me trouble), the reindeer could make use of the pop-o-matic bubble technology in lieu of monopoly's hand-requiring dice finally, if we are worried about them having access to different editions of monopoly, let's remember, these are santa's reindeer- his whole thing is giving away free toys! |
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Jolo posted:Thanks buddy. I typed that all out and then thought, this is dumb... I shouldn't post this. Then I realized, this is dumb... I MUST post this. this is how to live
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canyoneer posted::"what's the capital of thailand?"
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