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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/deanondraft/status/1151500233223876610 Poor guy. So focused on trying to crack the code he never bothered to learn empathy. He ends by saying that the less attractive person will always have to do more to keep a relationship alive, and that tells me that in any relationship he’s been in he’s been constantly thinking about being better or worse than his partner, which isn’t particularly good for your wellbeing.
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fisting by many posted:No, you should use a reusable cloth or vinyl shopping bag for that. https://twitter.com/cursedimages/status/776982270414508032?s=19
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fisting by many posted:No, you should use a reusable cloth or vinyl shopping bag for that. I don't know how it works where you come from but milk and eggs come in containers, and not once in the many years I have used this strange method to transport goods home have I ever had anything break or spill, crazy I know.
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Buzz Aldrin punch everyone on the Today show please.
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Technocrat posted:https://twitter.com/ChrisW23599296/status/1151821731797118977?s=19 How tf am I supposed to vape fat clouds if I'm carrying around a big stupid briefcase?
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This is the stupidest goddamn thing I’ve ever read
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Republicans: "things aren't real"
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zoux posted:This is the stupidest goddamn thing I’ve ever read Yeah, if the account wasn't verified I would have assumed it was a parody because this is literally something you could print in the The Onion.
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Technocrat posted:https://twitter.com/ChrisW23599296/status/1151821731797118977?s=19 Any account with way too many numbers in the username is suspect. Combine that with a rewarmed hot take from a few weeks ago, and I'm going to say this is a fake account and move on with my life.
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Mr.Radar posted:Yeah, if the account wasn't verified I would have assumed it was a parody because this is literally something you could print in the The Onion. They’re two black female “comedians” who love Trump. All of their bits are basically like that. They’ve also been part of right wingers’ ongoing complaints to congress about people not liking their posts.
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Judge Tesla posted:I don't know how it works where you come from but milk and eggs come in containers, and not once in the many years I have used this strange method to transport goods home have I ever had anything break or spill, crazy I know. I did have a bottle of milk leak in my backpack once! So I washed the backpack and it was fine.
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I was gonna call myself "Diamond and Silk" because it's a very cool and classy and smart thing to call oneself but I saw that ® and stopped dead in my tracks
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Henchman of Santa posted:They’re two black female “comedians” who love Trump. All of their bits are basically like that. They’ve also been part of right wingers’ ongoing complaints to congress about people not liking their posts. I suppose the restless spirits of grifters long past look at these two and say “Well apparently I worked way too hard on making my con good”. All this Trump and Trump-adjacent poo poo is like that, unimaginably amateur and transparent bullshit that no one in history ever tried because they assumed it was too goddamn stupid to work. As it turns out, nothing is.
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This one can't be real. I've seen a lot of poo poo between here and cspam that defies reason, but now the aliens running our simulation are just getting bored.
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Grimdude posted:This one can't be real. I've seen a lot of poo poo between here and cspam that defies reason, but now the aliens running our simulation are just getting bored.  lol, just lol
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I'm pretty sure it's been long established that Diamond and Silk are paid stooges.Skwirl posted:Ads on public transit are social media, right? But this will double the homeless population!
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Mak0rz posted:But this will double the homeless population! Homeless planaria overrunning our streets!
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No, peak identity politics is getting pissy over emojis. Seriously, is he just plain ol' trolling now? 'Cos drat, he's got me, he's got me good.
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Is there some kind of limiting factor for emojis? Need we keep to a certain respectable palette?
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Brawnfire posted:Is there some kind of limiting factor for emojis? Need we keep to a certain respectable palette? 
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CommissarMega posted:No, peak identity politics is getting pissy over emojis. Seriously, is he just plain ol' trolling now? 'Cos drat, he's got me, he's got me good. Not to mention that due to the way emojis work they only added 2 emojis, they just support gender (x2) and skin-tone modifiers (x5) like any other emoji that represents a human. The Unicode Consortium didn't go out of their way to make this particular emoji any more or less "diverse" than other emojis.
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Eschenique posted:https://twitter.com/DiamondandSilk/status/1152138400662614016 
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Pledge Red America? Is that a new Communist organization?
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Brawnfire posted:Is there some kind of limiting factor for emojis? Need we keep to a certain respectable palette? Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that a unicode code block can have 65,536 different characters, so I think that's the maximum number of emojis. But, the way that skin tones work in emojis is that you combine two unicode characters together, so between all the wheel chair emojis, it's taking two emoji spots. And, given that we have pig, pig face, and pig snout emojis, there's other places to trim before removing wheelchair people. E: I just realized there's two genders for wheelchairs, so they are taking up 4 spaces, not 2 Gross Dude has a new favorite as of 16:05 on Jul 19, 2019 |
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fisting by many posted:No, you should use a reusable cloth or vinyl shopping bag for that. You put the eggs at the top. Regarding milk, gross, don't buy that.
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Gross Dude posted:And, given that we have pig, pig face, and pig snout emojis, there's other places to trim before removing wheelchair people. As long as we have a selection of ten cat faces that already have human equivalents, please leave pigs out of this  
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roffels posted:You put the eggs at the top. Regarding milk, gross, don't buy that. Milk's pretty good friend, Almond Milk is what I have at the moment but dairy is fine.
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Mak0rz posted:As long as we have a selection of ten cat faces that already have human equivalents, please leave pigs out of this We could simplify things immensely by removing human emojis entirely and just having a set for cat people and a set for dog people.
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Dienes posted:We could simplify things immensely by removing human emojis entirely and just having a set for cat people
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Dienes posted:We could simplify things immensely by removing human[...]s entirely
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Captain Hygiene posted:
First that trailer, now this. Marketing is getting out of hand.
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