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therobit posted:Oh my god Cumshitter I normally use the app but I just followed the link in your avatar and that is loving amazing.
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for talking to my nephew about the birds and the bees? Are they afraid he might get his boyfriend pregnant or something.
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 18:19 |
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MF_James posted:I would have hosed with the food after the 3rd or 4th time, put some laxatives in it or something like that these stories show up about every 100 pages and usually what happens is the police get involved because you can't poison people even if they're assholes. Someone literally did the "teehee i really like super spicy curry" poo poo and was threatened with a lawsuit for it. pretty sure they got driven out of that job. this isn't an attack on you specifically, this kind of prank revenge shows up in movies and TV all the time and people suffer for it. CSI or one of those bullshit copaganda shows did the "a few drops of visine in your teacher's coffee will give them explosive diahrreha!" thing in one episode and a bunch of kids did it in real life and sent a bunch of teachers to the hospital because it turns out actually drinking visine can loving kill you.
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 18:24 |
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yeah it's weird how in our legal culture "People were stealing my food so I made my food really spicy" actually opens you up to way more legal risk than throwing everyone's food away, but that's the system we live in. The absolute last thing you should do when people are stealing food is anything to the food because of our hell-system. But then again food-thieves only operate in poorly managed workplaces to just destroy your boss.
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 18:30 |
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It seems that people stealing food at work is such a global thing, it happens everywhere. I wonder what the minimum number of people sharing a kitchen is before people feel they can get away with that poo poo.
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 18:32 |
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Baronjutter posted:yeah it's weird how in our legal culture "People were stealing my food so I made my food really spicy" actually opens you up to way more legal risk than throwing everyone's food away, but that's the system we live in. Laxatives do, but making it spicy doesn't put you at legal risk from what we've learned so far.
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 18:33 |
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Power Khan posted:Laxatives do, but making it spicy doesn't put you at legal risk from what we've learned so far. what about making my vibrator spicy?
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 18:34 |
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Office food stealing is baffling to me. I don't want any part of some co-workers garbage diet that they prepped with their sullied hands.
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 18:35 |
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Power Khan posted:Laxatives do, but making it spicy doesn't put you at legal risk from what we've learned so far. Yeah, that guy specifically said he likes spicy food and could demonstrate to management that he could wolf it down no problem, but didn’t he still get a ton of poo poo thrown his way?
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 18:37 |
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I once worked with a guy named Wally that used to steal from the fridge all the time. We finally caught him eating from a yogurt cup that clearly had "SYLVIA" written in Sharpie on it and he still insisted that it was his. I'm not sure why he didn't get fired for that. But he did eventually get fired after he fell asleep in his plate of penne at the company holiday party because he was a loving smack addict.
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Dr Strangepants posted:Office food stealing is baffling to me. I don't want any part of some co-workers garbage diet that they prepped with their sullied hands. Have you considered having more senseless spite?
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 18:38 |
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Power Khan posted:Laxatives do, but making it spicy doesn't put you at legal risk from what we've learned so far. legal is debatable, but what's crystal clear is it gives the rear end in a top hat grounds to make a greivance against you which would then make shutting down the lunchthief more difficult than it has to be. You don't want to give an rear end in a top hat grounds to ruin your reputation because they will, as a ploy to minimize their own transgressions. What I suggest is developing a taste for commonplace but strongly smelling Asian foods, like kimchi and durian. Anything made with fish sauce. If you eat an entire raw durian in the lunchroom, according to Thai law you now own the business. Kimchi is made with red pepper but it's only offensively hot to the whitest of whitebread honky rear end Iacubians. Either way, you get a healthy and nutritious meal and everyone else has to put up with the heavenly aromas of your kimchi jigae while they suck poo poo through their soylent bottle. areyoucontagious posted:Yeah, that guy specifically said he likes spicy food and could demonstrate to management that he could wolf it down no problem, but didn’t he still get a ton of poo poo thrown his way? i'm fairly certain he ended up quitting in one of the updates, yeah.
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areyoucontagious posted:Yeah, that guy specifically said he likes spicy food and could demonstrate to management that he could wolf it down no problem, but didn’t he still get a ton of poo poo thrown his way? The story I heard about that it (I think from Ask a Manager) turned out the food thief was sleeping with the HR person, hence the poo poo-throwing. Everything wound up turning into a massive clusterfuck because it didn't stop at food and the HR person was powertripping and didn't know how to quit while ahead. Tried to go the extra mile in screwing people over and got attention.
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areyoucontagious posted:Yeah, that guy specifically said he likes spicy food and could demonstrate to management that he could wolf it down no problem, but didn’t he still get a ton of poo poo thrown his way? that person got fired because it turned out that the head of HR was sleeping with the food thief. then when that relationship came to the front they fired both the HR person and the thief and brought the spicy food lady back on with extra pay.
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 18:44 |
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Barudak posted:So Leonard Cuxtable over here is so pathetic Im mentally shouting encouragement to his wife like a rowdy wrestling fan. Yeah, cuck him from the top rope!!! Barudak posted:Wait he adopted a child with his cheating wife who disrespects him non-stop? Somebody stop the drat marriage!!
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 18:49 |
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Yea....food thief will ruin your reputation. Better beware. A person that's somewhere around the same tiers of the office hierachy as seat sniffers and open tripping foot fetishists.
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 18:51 |
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I found a hidden camera in our bathroom and suspect my girlfriendquote:Hi everyone I live with my girlfriend in the condo that I bought 4 years ago. We are both late twenties.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:these stories show up about every 100 pages and usually what happens is the police get involved because you can't poison people even if they're assholes. Someone literally did the "teehee i really like super spicy curry" poo poo and was threatened with a lawsuit for it. pretty sure they got driven out of that job.
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 18:53 |
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There's also a bonus lesson in that, if what you say is true, it opens the door to another plot. If you don't like a coworker and they bring a lunch to work, steal it a few days in a row, then poison yourself with visine and blame them.
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Pinecone Sample posted:I found a hidden camera in our bathroom and suspect my girlfriend Having a deja vu here.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:There's also a bonus lesson in that, if what you say is true, it opens the door to another plot. If you don't like a coworker and they bring a lunch to work, steal it a few days in a row, then poison yourself with visine and blame them. extra points if you poo poo yourself in the office to really drive it home
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i vomit kittens posted:extra points if you poo poo yourself in the office to really drive it home Can't read those words and not think of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUzGrzsYqH4
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 18:59 |
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My (33m) fiance (30f) broke up with me because I gave her a fake diamond engagement ring.quote:Proposed a month ago with a moissanite ring (more ethical than diamonds). But I played it off as if it was a diamond. Her friend brought it into a jewelry store to have it checked and learned it wasn't a real diamond. it gets better quote:Because I didn't want to seem cheap, I thought she really wanted a nicer one. quote:It's a long distance relationship - She lives in Asia, I'm in USA. I planned to move there and live with her starting in a few months. quote:I plan to move to Asia anyways still in a few months. quote:We've been in a relationship for 7 months quote:Yes we've spent 7 weeks together, some in Asia, some in USA quote:She emailed me this last night, after I tried to talk to her and apologize: "Please don’t disturb my life. You are very dishonest, disrespectful and underestimated me so much. I don’t care what you want to do for me because too late. You make me think of you as such an idiot, I don’t want to think of or hear anything from you. Your ring l will find a way to return you as soon as possible. quote:In 5-6 months I plan to move to Asia and live with her. Then after 6-12 months of living together successfully, we would have the wedding. We both want to adopt children instead of have our own. quote:She bought me a $1k diamond engagement ring to wear as well. Thanks for your advice man...I'll just keep a low profile and wait to see if she reaches out to me, then I'll assess what to do. If she doesn't contact me, then the decision is already made...
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 19:08 |
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I'm going to ask the important question about the person who threw everyone's lunch into the garbage: Did they throw out all the good tupperware too? Because if you mess with my lunch I'll be disappointed, but if you mess with my tupperware I'm going to gently caress your poo poo up. Today I brought my favorite pyrex since tomato sauce stains plastic.
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 19:09 |
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AITA for blocking a close friend after they sent me nudes ?quote:I have to start this off by saying that me and my friend (let’s call him John) have a very meme filled relationship. We regularly tell each other to do stupid poo poo but we never actually do it.
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Play penis games,win penis prizes.
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charity rereg posted:AITA for blocking a close friend after they sent me nudes ?
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charity rereg posted:AITA for blocking a close friend after they sent me nudes ? I'll only know who the rear end in a top hat is after I find out what costume the dilz was wearing
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Pinecone Sample posted:My (33m) fiance (30f) broke up with me because I gave her a fake diamond engagement ring. How can people be like this Is it brain damage?
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charity rereg posted:AITA for blocking a close friend after they sent me nudes ? If only he had added Nobody: My dick: It would have qualified as a meme and he would have been fine.
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charity rereg posted:AITA for blocking a close friend after they sent me nudes ? NTA dude is a creep she was like "lol you wouldn't do that" like an idiot instead of delivering a firm no but he's the rear end in a top hat anyway
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QuarkJets posted:NTA dude is a creep I'd need to see the unedited chat. Yes she essentially dared him to do it, but if she escalated it to a double dog dare, everyone knows that he'd be required to follow through by law.
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hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:If only he had added "Me and the boys saying hello" and it's shaft with balls
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Zzulu posted:How can people be like this No, crushing loneliness and severe lack of self-worth. Haven't you seen E/N?
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 19:58 |
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theres absolutely no genders in the "sent me nudes" post or any follow ups and the context clues (writing style, friendship where they dare each other to do stupid poo poo) makes me guess both parties are male./
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 20:05 |
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Dr Strangepants posted:Office food stealing is baffling to me. I don't want any part of some co-workers garbage diet that they prepped with their sullied hands. I don't even go to the lunch room. Eons of pettiness and assholery in that area must be avoided like an Indian burial ground.
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 20:11 |
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My neighbors received a typed letter in a handwritten envelope through the post. The letter claimed that my wife and I are growing drugs, long time drug users and host bisexual swinger parties. My employer lives on my street and surely received this letter... My wife is a real estate agent. [Douche] quote:Orlando, Florida.
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 20:22 |
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Renegret posted:I'm going to ask the important question about the person who threw everyone's lunch into the garbage: wait everyone doesn't just live with orange stained tupperware forever? i thought this was the fate of all tupperwares poo poo am i not treating my tupperwares right?
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Pinecone Sample posted:My (33m) fiance (30f) broke up with me because I gave her a fake diamond engagement ring. You know that video of Picard getting exasperated at Data and does a double facepalm twice? I'm Picard, OP is Data, and each sentence by OP is making me cry in agony.
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This is a kinda long read but I promise you will never guess the last line based on the story that precedes it. AITA for rejecting her this way? quote:About a year ago I became fwb with a girl who lives five blocks away from me, we'll call her Willow. Willow isn't all there. She has terrible depression, social anxiety, and what we both thought was undiagnosed asburgers syndrome. After a few weeks Willow told me that she loved me one night in bed. I pretended to be asleep.
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